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PoliticsRe: Muhammad Sa’idu, Chief Of Staff Implicates El-Rufai by shoprite: 7:38pm On Jan 09, 2025
BigDawsNet:
I accidentally left my wallet in my jeans when I put them in the washing machine...


I got busted for Money Laundering
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Car TalkRe: Which Of These Should I Go For As A First Car by shoprite: 1:02am On Dec 25, 2024
Karleb:
Go for accord.

It's the only car Jesus used.

John 12 :49 "I do not speak of my own accord".


I'll see myself out. grin
grin grin grin

CelebritiesRe: Davido Has 14 Presidents Phone Numbers. He Can Call Them Directly by shoprite: 7:47pm On Nov 30, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
And some of us no even get the number of our street chairman angry

Na wa angry
grin grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Dirty Pants Spread Outside Investigated By UK Police As Hate Crime (Photos) by shoprite: 9:45pm On Nov 24, 2024
owobokiri:
That means if they see the torn, greasy and multi colored pants hanging all over the balconies of ajegunle and okpoko, some people will be charged for "terrorism" then?
grin grin grin

CelebritiesRe: Phyna Drops Family Surname, OTABOR by shoprite: 12:56am On Nov 23, 2024
Tested and trusted! The surest way to stay relevant in show biz . . .Controversies! cool

FashionRe: Aba Residents Publicly Humiliate Lady Over Her Dressing (Photos) by shoprite: 5:41pm On Nov 15, 2024
Hypocrisy at its best!

PoliticsRe: Gov Okpebholo Names Barr Musa Ikhilor SSG, Samson Osagie State Attorney-general by shoprite: 10:46am On Nov 13, 2024
Only one tin me I notice . . .Be like say na the most handsome governor in Edo state history be this o . . .make una correct me if dey wrong cool

PoliticsRe: Reps Pass Bill To Allow FRSC Officials Carry Guns by shoprite: 8:48pm On Oct 10, 2024
akpumping7720:
Remaining Boys' scout and girls guide.
Not forgetting Red Cross . . . grin grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Hezbollah Loses Contact With Senior Leader Hashem Safieddine after air strike. by shoprite: 11:43pm On Oct 06, 2024
Hezbollah Loses Contact With Senior Leader Hashem Safieddine after air strike
Otilo !

Foreign AffairsRe: Yemi Adenuga Loses Selection In Ireland Elections by shoprite: 12:30pm On Sep 21, 2024
If Yemi was a Fine Girl like Linda Murray, she obviously would have been selected grin

CelebritiesRe: 'Please Forgive Me' - Portable Weeps As He Apologizes To Pastor He Slapped by shoprite: 10:27am On Sep 18, 2024
santaclaws:
He's only sorry because of how people reacted and how many times he was called out... Portable is a useless fellow!

Even the Nigerian police force could be useless sometimes. Someone got assaulted, with video evidence, yet no arrest was made... Na wa!
Exactly! Except this is an organized skit, guy should be somewhere explaining what led to the physical assault with video evidence to prove undecided

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Funny Teacher Vacancy: Degree 26000 Naira by shoprite: 9:06pm On Sep 12, 2024
Well . . .If you take a closer look just slightly above the banner, you will see how brownish the roofing sheets have turned . . .A clear sign of "what you see is what you get" undecided
CrimeRe: Lokoja Student Confesses To Killing Female Colleague After Kidnapping Her by shoprite: 8:59pm On Sep 12, 2024
I can bet the Devil himself will cringe at the kind of things making the news in Naija these days undecided

FamilyRe: “your Money Is For The Entire Family. Your Wife's Money Is For Herself- Obionma by shoprite: 9:19pm On Sep 08, 2024
“your Money Is For The Entire Family. Your Wife's Money Is For Herself"


undecided

CrimeRe: 4 Killed, 30 Injured In U.S School Shooting (Photos) by shoprite: 10:07am On Sep 05, 2024
Namaster:
MORE reasonable gun CONTROL measures would go a long way in preventing MENTALLY-DISTURBED individuals like this from getting their hands on a gun.

But Republicans like Trump would hide behind BULLETPROOF glass and tell their supporters that guns are not the problem.

Constant SCHOOL shootings, where the targets and casualties are basically CHILDREN, is one of the HIGHEST point of failure of the United States.

It's NOT about catching the SHOOTERS after they've KILLED and MAIMED innocent people but PREVENTING the shooting from happening in the first place.

TravelRe: 2 Delta Air Lines Staff Die In A Tire Explosion At Atlanta Airport (Video) by shoprite: 10:22pm On Aug 27, 2024
John Laughter, the President and Chief of Operations of Delta TechOps, issued a note to staff on Tuesday morning acknowledging the tragedy is 'heartbreaking for us all.'
This is certainly not the best time to go by that name, especially if you work for Delta Airlines . . .John Laughter! undecided

PoliticsRe: Passport Fee Hike Won’t Stop Japa – Ex-Envoys by shoprite: 11:01am On Aug 25, 2024
Visa fee hike by various embassies and other stringent visa approval conditions didn't stop japa . . .Wetin concern a highly frustrated and very determined Naija person with passport fee hike? huh

CrimeRe: Kidnappers Of The 19 Medical Students And A Doctor In Benue Caught (Photos) by shoprite: 8:43pm On Aug 24, 2024
Did anyone else notice something? . . . They are still breathing !!!

TravelRe: Details Of The Calabar Fatal Accident & The Victims (Photos) by shoprite: 2:18pm On Aug 21, 2024
vanbonattel:
Nobody holy pass.

Forget about their lifestyle, focus on what caused the accident. Bad roads, police or robbers chasing them or faulty vehicle?

Nobody deserves to die just because they went to a club or party.
Well said . . .But then, lifestyle can be a factor. Though the report is not quite clear about what actually led to the accident, but we will be doing ourselves a great favour if we do not drink and drive under the influence of alcohol. I club, I drink but will never drive if I have had too much alcohol. . .Then again there's no part of the report where it is stated that the accident happened due to excessive drinking . . .Just be safe out there!
CrimeRe: Australian Man Sets Himself On Fire While Trying To Burn Down Barber's Shop by shoprite: 5:24pm On Aug 14, 2024
The real definition of "Back to sender" grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Man Killed, Hand Cut Off As Rival Cults Clash In Ogun by shoprite: 5:17pm On Aug 13, 2024
Mosquitoes are meant to be killed! undecided

Car TalkRe: I Was Given Fake Insurance. by shoprite: 1:03pm On Aug 10, 2024
Bullfallo:
When I bought a Nigeria use car some years ago. I paid to changed ownership and renew all documents.

They did the change of ownership which is proof of ownership and renew the particulars to new name but they forge the insurance certificate.

Unknown to me the insurance was fake. And I have been using it like that since. It turn out now that the last insurance on their system is old and not the one I did and is not even in my name but the previous owner. Because they didn't do the insurance my name is not on it at all.
You don't need to worry about having a fake vehicle insurance policy if you have the right information at your disposal . . .Just visit https://askniid.org and input your details and you will know the true status of the insurance you have paid for from the comfort of your home or office. Third party insurance doesn't guaranty anything for the holder when an accident happens but it does pay for fixing of the car damaged by the holder. Which means only the car damaged by the holder gets fixed, the holder will have to go sort him/herself out.
PoliticsRe: Protesters Carry Mock Coffin Of Tinubu On Keke Napep by shoprite: 8:23pm On Aug 02, 2024
Crimecity:
What is good for Greece is also good for Uganda abi how them dey take talk am again?😭😂😂
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FamilyRe: Police Nabs Newly Married Man For Impregnating Sister-In-Law In Anambra by shoprite: 8:59am On Jul 27, 2024
gare:
Is that a crime ?
Yes it is ma'am . . .She's still a minor @ 16 . . .I was thinking same just by reading the headline not until I went into the story
PoliticsRe: Court Rejects pro-Wike Lawmakers' Request To Shut Down Rivers Expenditures by shoprite: 1:23am On Jul 22, 2024
Since all the Dos and Don'ts in Rivers State are comming from the courts, why not just move the courts to Rivers State House of Assembly and let them run the state till another election is due . . .Problem solved! undecided

SportsRe: Southgate Resigns After England's Euro 2024 Loss by shoprite: 5:02pm On Jul 17, 2024
From the very moment the match kicked off, it was obvious he will be leaving via the "Southgate" grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Pictures Of Thomas Matthew Crooks, The Guy Who Shot At Donald Trump by shoprite: 3:13pm On Jul 14, 2024
Oh well . . .He lived up to his name as a "Crook" undecided

RomanceRe: Man Proposes To A Lady At Her Late Husband's Funeral (pics/video) by shoprite: 8:19pm On Jul 13, 2024
. . .and people even cheered ! undecided

PoliticsRe: Lagos To Resume Monthly Sanitation Exercise 7 Years After Cancellation by shoprite: 8:34pm On Jul 10, 2024

RomanceRe: Nigerian Woman Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Her Husband’s Side-chick In UK by shoprite: 8:37pm On Jul 06, 2024
UK no be Naija ! . . . I have said it repeatedly that wives should always face their husbands when issues like this arise, they have no business with the side chicks . . .How many more will she have to fight if the man keeps 9 or 10 others? undecided

EducationRe: 12 Emotional And Historical Photos Of Then Vs Now by shoprite: 1:02pm On Jul 06, 2024
Rapmoney:
8. Same scene, same motorcycle, same woman, 72 years old after.
Obviously, the dog didn't make it this far undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Told Ally That He Is Weighing Whether To Continue In The Race by shoprite: 12:41pm On Jul 04, 2024
Zxcvbnmghtr:
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As much as I don't like Don Trump . . .but this sticker right here is very apt ! cool

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