Sapasenator:
I have seen a Yoruba landlord deny renting to an Igbo.

Also tribalism from Igbo to Yoruba at my former company.

I have seen Anambra that has refused to marry from Imo state. Our own tribalism is worse in comparison to racism.

If you are ok with tribalism, you lose the rights to complain about racism.

Bull's eye!

odinaccess:
That advice has many meaning, mainly oga at this juncture you re on your own carry your cross.

Exactly !

Men . . .taking blames for the failures of women since 1820 AD

Racoon:
Aunty Nkem just like the late Frank Olize Newsline show were weekend delights. I think there were times the late Uncle Jimi Solanke( of blessed memory) also handled the Tales by Moonlight show. Say hi if this show also spiced up your childhood. Mods let the indomie generation learn something.

Yeah Jimi Solanke passed on recently (February 2024) but I don't think we can say the same for Frank Olize, info has it that he relocated to the USA but no news about him passing. You can check again it would be an opportunity for us all to learn.

This is not funny but this line really got me . . ."The animals who would have been considered ASUN Candidates in Nigeria"
Thanks to the Community members who came up with this great idea!

One lesson . . .Never run a hospitality business without a functioning CCTV !

Sanwo-Olu . . .The new GWR host . . .abi how else do we explain all the give-aways bros dey currently do?

Band A Customers Decry Extortion By Power Firms Amid Poor Supply

As I type this, I am grouped in Band A and I have not seen power supply since around 3pm this afternoon . . .Not to mention that power was also not available between the hours of 12:15am till about 8am this morning . . .So where is the "No less than 20hrs supply per day" ?

Well . . .If in the instructions, I was told to read all questions carefully "especially number 10" then that's where the exam will start for me . . .Number 10 !

damoobaba:


Dont we have freedom of expression again in Nigeria, i just say make i ask.

Actually we do and he made use of the freedom albeit in a wrong way. Nathaniel Bassey also has rights too and that is why he has taken the legal option . . .So you see, where your rights end the other fellow's rights will begin!

FG Unveils Plans To Launch A New National Identity Card With Special Features

DMX comes to mind . . .Here we go again!!!

Floky215:
What other warning again...?
I thought they have burnt enough USA and Israel flag to send a message never to furrck with Iran again or else more flags would be burnt...!!!

SalamRushdie:
Nigeria is a useless enclave, the military is the one supposed to Handover suspects to the police but here it's the police handing over suspect to the military

It is finished!

SeeWahala:
Hmm, it's like all the child witches in nigeria are found in Akwa Ibom and all the adult witches are found in Edo

In football betting, this one for be "Over 1.5" . . .The woman use two of them straight, she scored twice!

What a Nation! . . .Every now and then, link this, link that! I only have one song to dedicate to Nigerians at this point of confusion . . . Aaliyah (Back & Forth) . . . Enjoy!

The bread dey go well with butter that year!

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Mine is that of alcohol and weed

I would have been shocked if it wasn't so!

South Africa Mocks Nigeria As 'Generator Republic' In New Nationwide Ad

So who's laughing now?

dopedealer:
She Looking edible though

I have taken time out to reflect and now it’s clear to me I should have handled events differently. It didn’t have to come this far and i sincerely apologize.

This is a teachable moment for me and i strongly appreciate the constructive criticisms. I will handle things better going forward.

That said, @GRVlagos oko mi! I know I don’t do this enough but I’m incredibly lucky to have you. Thank you for being kind, patient, and loving. My knight in shining armour 😍.

Forget all this ‘shalaye’ on the timeline, you’re eating well this week - and I’d also be on the menu 😉

That part got me too bro

Wedding Guest Wears A Wedding Gown To The Event

Awon lo kan!

Colorado inspired dance!

Mayplays:
Hahahahahahahahaha

Why? Did they make money to impress you or feed random families that most likely have insulted them in one way or the other or will call them ritualists?


I dress modestly and pretend to be poor most of the time, you need to see the way Nigerians treat me and other average people who don’t show off like dirt because they feel you have nothing to offer them

Ask 8 out of 10 Nigerians for directions dressed poorly, those 8 will either completely ignore you or even insult you

When I dress the way I can afford, you also need to see how they will open their teeth and start acting like they love me, start begging for change

Nigerians don’t deserve help, extremely fake people and most rich people who came from nothing know that

No one is giving anyone shit, especially me

Everything said . . .On point !!!

Constabulary Tarnishing Police Image, Needs Separate Uniform – Arase

Be like say na black boxers dey reign for Gaza !

Hello nairalanders rejoys with me


Today the 5th of December I received my first salary in life as a fresh graduate which I was employed as a school teacher last month.


Do you think I will be able to get marry with this salary by next December?

I really want to probe further taking into consideration that you are a "fresh graduate" who just got a job as a "school teacher" . . .Fresh graduate as in SSCE, NCE, OND, HND/BSc. . . . I'm just wondering!

Not to worry . . .The equation dey always balance on top bed

Yemike:
I need people with experience on how to manage SS Crisis.
Both my parent are AS and we the kids are 5. I'm the first child and I'm lucky to be AA, the 2nd born AS, 3rd, 4th, 5th - SS.
I have 3 SS siblings and right now most of their responsibility and wellbeing is on me as the first born cuz my P-man is old already.
Just last week I have to rush down to my brother's school to bring him home cuz he called me in the middle of the night weeping cuz the pain is just too much and his roommate isn't around.
My question now is how can it be managed? cuz it's really affecting everybody cuz It's affecting their studies, I'm exhausted right now cuz anytime it happens it's ends with me borrowing funds to send to them and lastly it's sucks happiness out of the atmosphere as hearing a teenager weeping and knowing you can't do anything about it is saddening.

I've seen some people asking if they as AS can also marry AS please and please don't try it as you'll just be bringing innocent kids here just to suffer. The trauma of you seeing your kids in pain sef no be here.

How can SS Crisis be avoided/managed?

I'd have loved my write up to be well detailed but the little I wrote up there took up to an hour cuz my phone is bad.

You experience and advice will be well appreciated. Thanks.

I just might have some info that will help . . .Give me till tomorrow I will be back here to share once I confirm from my source. Hang in there!

Babangidapikin:
Someone waiting for clerical error 🤫🤫

clefstone:
Christy Essien Igbokwe shouldn't be on this list. She was more famous alive than when she died

You took this right outta my mouth . . .Who made this list? Christy Essien was very well known while she was alive not after she died!

TechCapon:
that's rx 350 not es 350

Its not that hard to differentiate between a Sedan and an SUV . . .Its actually a Sedan . . . ES350 precisely!