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Crime › Re: New Format To Rob People. Be Careful Out There by shoprite: 6:07pm On Sep 29, 2023
garriAndsugar:
Anybody wey no Sabi use ATM make e ask security to help am. That's their work
This is exactly the way it works !
Family › Re: Look At The Snake I Killed In My Living Room Just Now by shoprite: 11:37am On Sep 27, 2023
Well . . .Don't know how long ago you completed that building since you say the place is currently not bushy, sometimes those reptiles chill in the blocks or in the ceiling while construction is on going. Then somehow they find their way back into the house much later through any little opening. A good thing you saw it before any stories that touch.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is 4th Cheapest Country To Live In The World - World Of Statistics by shoprite: 11:25am On Sep 27, 2023
Nigeria Is 4th Cheapest Country To Live In The World - World Of Statistics
Did anyone else notice how the poverty-stricken nations (mostly in Asia & Africa) took the top spots while the countries with the highest GDP and most respected passports that can access as many as 192 countries on "Visa Free" status chill at the bottom? This life no just balance! undecided

Crime › Re: Uduak Adams Tortured By Mob In Surulere Over False Kidnap Allegation by shoprite: 6:31pm On Sep 24, 2023
therealMcCain:
Some mob will not allow you move an inch not to talk about opening booth to collect wheel spanner.

It will be instant beating and hitting. One should not pray to find himself in such situation.

For daring to threaten them, some mob will be triggered and you won't like the resulting effect.

As for the man that says intervene, you only do so when it's your terrain and you are well known else run to get help or stay aside.

Merely telling the mob that the accused is innocent can spell doom for you because you could be tagged as an accomplice.
Very correct . . .Its just crazy how people jump on someone in the name of "jungle justice" without any form of verification . . .Only God knows how many innocent people have been killed by these retards in this barbaric manner huh

Crime › Re: Uduak Adams Tortured By Mob In Surulere Over False Kidnap Allegation by shoprite: 5:14pm On Sep 24, 2023
jaeyking:
So what is the NBA doing about this

Na for this country it look like lawyers no know wetin dem get
Exactly my thought . . .Why does the NBA as a legal body exist? Has the Association stepped forward yet? huh

Politics › Re: Willie Obiano Walking His Dog In USA (Video) by shoprite: 4:47pm On Sep 21, 2023
TheBillyonaire:
Yesterday, I saw the Ex-Mayor of New York, Mr. Cuomo walking his dogs on the streets of Awka?
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Crime › Re: A Wicked Woman Starves And Beats A 5-year-old To Tatters by shoprite: 10:57am On Sep 14, 2023
Unfortunately this didn't happen in Nigeria as I can see some blaming a particular tribe already. Murray town barracks is in Sierra Leone. undecided

Politics › Re: 100 Days: Tinubu’s Economic Policies Hurting Nigerians — Bode George by shoprite: 10:15am On Sep 05, 2023
Naijaguy123:
Bode us a b@stard .

You said you’ll leave Nigeria if Tinubu wins the election.
I tire for the man o . . .him never go on exile as him talk that time undecided
Celebrities › Re: Police To Arrest Farida Abdukabir Who Attempted Suicide Over Failed Marriage by shoprite: 10:06pm On Aug 19, 2023
Police To Arrest Farida Abdukabir Who Attempted Suicide Over Failed Marriage
Arrest? . . .Come add to the already depressed woman's problems abi? 🙄
Romance › Re: Can You Leave A Good Woman/man Because They Slept With Someone By Mistake? by shoprite: 10:49pm On Aug 15, 2023
Which one be "Slept With Someone By Mistake" ?

As in she by mistake go the guy house . . .
She come by mistake enter the guy room . . .
Then by mistake she remove pant . . .
Then final mistake she lie down open her legs . . .

What a world full of mistakes!!! 🤔

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Politics › Re: 15 LASTMA Officials Wounded In Clash With Soldiers: LASTMA Vacates Duty Posts by shoprite: 10:37pm On Aug 15, 2023
Antoeni:
I Must Commend The Nigeria Military For The Brain Reset On LASTMA, It's Was Long OverDue, I Urge The Military to Make it a Continuous Exercise
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Science/Technology › Re: Goat "Attacks" Lion At Ogba Zoo In Benin, The Lion Later Caught It (Video) by shoprite: 6:22pm On Aug 03, 2023
A classic example of "When they cheer you to your grave" grin
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija All Stars: "Having Sex On National TV Is Terrible" – Doyin Tells Soma by shoprite: 11:34am On Aug 03, 2023
BBNaija All Stars: "Having Sex On National TV Is Terrible" – Doyin Tells Soma
What else is the show all about? undecided

Politics › Re: I Passed Common Entrance In Primary 3 Because Of My Brilliance – Senator Abbo by shoprite: 6:42pm On Aug 01, 2023
Let me tell you a personal story. I sat for the common entrance examination when I was in primary three and I won because I was exceptionally brilliant. I passed, it is all the same; winning and passing is the same.
Coming from an "exceptionally brilliant" fellow . . .I give up. BTW, is he still into shopping around for adult toys? . . .Just asking!

Crime › Re: Police In The US Intercept Stolen Cars Bound For West Africa by shoprite: 1:25pm On Jul 30, 2023
Luckysbab:
No mind am. Like it’s only Nigerians that export goods to Nigeria for sale.
...or maybe Nigeria na the only West African country because there is no where in the write-up that Nigeria was mentioned . . .Very dumb!

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Jackie Chan Pays Ejike Victor For Graphic Design by shoprite: 5:02pm On Jul 19, 2023
wiseword316:
Come and see how Nigerians will start drawing Jackie.
"Draw-Athon" grin grin grin

Crime › Re: Abuja To Delta: I Didn’t Steal Car, Only Test-Driving – Suspect by shoprite: 10:41am On Jul 19, 2023
Abuja To Delta: I Didn’t Steal Car, Only Test-Driving
Where is GWR when you really need them . . . Someone just set the record for the longest Test-Drive ! grin grin grin

Properties › Re: Who is to blame here? Me or my landlord by shoprite:
PaulH07:
Since when has it been like that.

The Aguda wey I know dey suffer light wellwell oh cheesy
Chairman . . .its a new day, still didn't step out today as I'm on Malaria medication . . .Guess what? The light has not even blinked today! cool
Crime › Re: Soldier Damages Ogun Couple's Car For Cautioning Him Over Reckless Driving by shoprite: 4:12pm On Jul 14, 2023
In the next few days, I would like to come on Nairaland again to read that the animal was identified and disciplined for such a show of shame . . .Anything short of that will put a BIG question mark on the responsiveness of the military authorities to the attacks on civilians by these poorly trained recruits.
Properties › Re: Who is to blame here? Me or my landlord by shoprite: 11:39pm On Jul 13, 2023
PaulH07:
Abeg no vex oh, but I'll like to know which part of Lagos you dey see that 23-24hrs light.

Make I love there abeg. I no go even mind dey spend 20k on light per month sef...
Mine runs exactly like this in Aguda, Surulere . . .Been home all day today, light only went off for about 45 minutes
Properties › Re: Who is to blame here? Me or my landlord by shoprite: 11:33pm On Jul 13, 2023
Truth is you have no business paying any accumulated electricity bill you met before moving into the apartment . similar cases have been settled in the law courts in the recent past. Do the needful and don't pay for anything you did not use.

See the link below for instance;

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjOxLS83YyAAxUzoFwKHTLlDCUQFnoECBgQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fpunchng.com%2Foutstanding-bills-cannot-be-enforced-on-new-tenants-nerc%2F&usg=AOvVaw16tu9NAju2GkvCffKtQs8M&opi=89978449
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience As A Small Sized/petite Individual by shoprite: 9:26pm On Jul 01, 2023
sirjoggy:
Na so I follow my girlfriend to where she want to rent house, the landlord see both of us and started shouting hey i don't want single mother in my house
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Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience As A Small Sized/petite Individual by shoprite: 9:22pm On Jul 01, 2023
Ok . . .Let me share my petite story. This one happened some years back, I owned a Mercedes ML350 SUV back then, A/C wasn't cooling at a point so I took it for fixing. After checking the car, the A/C technician looked at me and said . . ."Oya call oga tell am say the A/c get leakage, I go fix the leakage and put gas, the money na N22k anything oga talk make you let me know because I get another work for hand o" grin grin grin . . .One guy who already knew me was standing close by and he burst into uncontrollable laughter . . .I couldn't help but join him grin . . .It was this guy that was then telling him . . ."Na oga be this o . . .Na him get the motor o" grin grin grin ... I told him he should have waited for me to negotiate as oga's boy to get a reduction on the cost before revealing to him ...The life no balance ;N**ga didn't think I could afford a Benz because of my body size!
Education › Re: Liang Shi Fails 27th Attempt At Passing University Entrance Exams by shoprite: 8:12am On Jun 28, 2023
Liang Shi Fails 27th Attempt At Passing University Entrance Exams
No be by force to go school na . . .But did anyone pick out the positive side of this story? Liang Shi is a "Millionaire" . . .In some other countries he would just buy his way into school using his millions . . .But not in China !!!
Family › Re: Wife Sister Naming Her Baby After My Wife Ex Boyfriend by shoprite: 7:52am On Jun 28, 2023
taylor89:
God wey get the “MAJESTY” never get PTSD na you come dey get

I feel you suffer inferiority

You no wan hear anything wey go make any MAJESTY near your wife or family again be it in male or female form / adult or child form

Or your wife is in labour at odd hour & the only doctor on seat is the real MAJESTY her ex. Lol you go rather carry your wife go meet Shekau to help u than watch Doc MAJESTY see your wife TOTO again

If you come change job and your bosses name is MAJESTY you go find rope enter bush majestically

Imagine this kind man become a lecturer tomorrow and one innocent student wey entire community contribute money send go university, unfortunately for the innocent child his name is MAJESTY

Nothing that boy fit write wey you go pass am
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Politics › Re: AbdulHakeem: Appointed Board Chairman By Buhari In May, Sacked By Tinubu In June by shoprite: 7:30am On Jun 28, 2023
AbdulHakeem: Appointed Board Chairman By Buhari In May, Sacked By Tinubu In June
Another Guinness World Record loading . . . grin grin grin
Travel › Re: Missing Titanic Sub Likely Imploded In ‘catastrophic Loss’ by shoprite: 6:28pm On Jun 23, 2023
19 yr old killed in Titan submarine was "terrified" about trip, joined crew to please father - Aunt reveals
Saw the headline above in one of the news coverage for this mishap and it really got to me . . . Poor lad !
Crime › Re: Kabir Bala 'OKWO' Shot Dead Hours After Kogi Govt Revoked His Pardon by shoprite: 6:23pm On Jun 23, 2023
Good riddance!!! . . .If you ask me huh
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Is Asking For Non-Existent Documents In Petition Against Tinubu – INEC by shoprite: 1:13pm On Jun 21, 2023
Throwback:
When werey enter bush, wetin you think say he go find?

He is in search of anything to hold on too.

He fit return with Mango make he call am Mandate.

Politics › Re: Police Officers Send-Off Former IG, Alkali Baba by shoprite: 1:11pm On Jun 21, 2023
Police officers seen celebrating the removal of Alkali Baba as IGP at the police force headquarters in Abuja.
Truth be told, they also most likely celebrated when Alkali Baba was decorated as IGP some years back. . . Lesson : Don't ever forget that line in the song by ArrDee " In this world you come and you go" !
Politics › Re: Labour Party’s Maths Professor Prepared Reports For Only Two States by shoprite: 8:37pm On Jun 17, 2023
Labour Party’s Maths Professor Prepared Reports For Only Two States
"The Professor was then asked whether an analysis of election results from just two states is enough to make conclusions on a presidential election, and he said he was limited by time"

I guess the last question and answer sums it up! undecided
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Directs DSS To Vacate EFCC Office Immediately by shoprite: 7:07pm On May 30, 2023
olatade:
This is what I voted for honestly. In those days you will be hearing 'I am not aware'
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