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Sports / Re: Irina Shayk And Ruben Loftus-Cheek Spark Dating Rumours by shoprite: 3:29pm On May 15, 2023
scholes23:
Na so footballers dey inherit their fellow footballer babe. Tip tap tinz

LOL . . .@ tip tap tinz grin grin grin

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Culture / Re: Inlaws Force Widow To Drink Corpse Water Of Husband's Nephew In Anambra by shoprite: 11:24am On May 13, 2023
Inlaws Force Widow To Drink Corpse Water Of Husband's Nephew In Anambra

Hmmm . . .In this age and time ! undecided
Romance / Re: "I’ve Never Slept With Any Man For Money" – Curvy Actress Ashmusy (Photos) by shoprite: 5:07pm On May 12, 2023
"I’ve Never Slept With Any Man For Money" – Curvy Actress Ashmusy

Hanty, which means you have been doing it for free . . .Thanks for being magnanimous in "giving" . . .We need more of this kind hanty grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Adjourns Nnamdi Kanu’s Case To Sept 14 by shoprite: 8:19am On May 12, 2023
Supreme Court Adjourns Nnamdi Kanu’s Case To Sept 14 - Politics[quote][/quote]

A subtle way of saying that the case has now been officially handed over to the in-coming government! wink

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Politics / Re: Buhari Extends London Trip Over ‘Dental Procedure’ by shoprite: 4:51pm On May 10, 2023
My guy just wan use these few days wey remain re-organize him teeth on top our mula . . .Very sharp guy! grin grin grin
Career / Re: My Secretary's Resignation Without Notice Is Crumbling My Company by shoprite: 4:49pm On May 10, 2023
concho:
When I took over as a director in our company , I noticed that the company’s Secretary is a chronic liar

Most excuses she gives to avoid coming to work always seem like lies to me . But I couldn’t confront her since I don’t have proves .

Today her mum is very sick, tomorrow her dad is about dying .

I also noticed that she doesn’t do her jobs ( financial recordings ) . She is always sleeping at work and says she is sick when confronted .

We started looking for replacements , but I noticed also that she discourages everyone that wants to work .

On Thursday, she said her dad was dead and would be Buried on Saturday . I granted her a leave between Thursday and Saturday and I conclude that I must find her village and attend the burial without telling her .

On getting to her village , I discovered that there was no burial and the parents she constantly used as excuse died years ago

I sent her video I made in her village only for her to tell me that she won’t come to work again .

She handed nothing over to the company . She didn’t provide details of the transactions she did in the previous weeks .

I asked her details of the companies transactions during the Naira scarcity , she refused to come bring these things .

This resignation would take us one year backwards in other to sort her stuffs out. She handed over to no one

If I let her go free , other workers would emulate her .

How do I start nailing her please ??


I really don't know the size of your company but from the HR point of view, if it is reasonably organized then you won't be needing nails to nail her. Just invite her guarantors to pay up what she owes and if they don't you report her to the Police, she fails to turn up her guarantors will be held. Simple!

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Politics / Re: What FBI Told Me About Tinubu’s File - Jeffrey Guterman, by shoprite: 11:48pm On May 07, 2023
helinues:
Go and rest inside gutter Mr Gutterman

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Will Yearn For Buhari When He Leaves Office, Says Garba Shehu by shoprite: 12:01pm On Mar 28, 2023
Nigerians Will Yearn For Buhari When He Leaves Office, Says Garba Shehu

Eleyi ti ya were o ! undecided
Crime / Re: Any Person Who Unlawfully Kills An Animal Is Liable To Imprisonment- SP Hundeyin by shoprite: 5:58pm On Mar 25, 2023
nnamdi640:
Is it lawfully to kill a ram, chicken and cow

SP . . .Oya begin dey draw the line o because Sallah dey come and Xmas go follow . . .Not to mention wetin dey happen for abatoir daily! lipsrsealed
Crime / Re: Any Person Who Unlawfully Kills An Animal Is Liable To Imprisonment- SP Hundeyin by shoprite: 5:52pm On Mar 25, 2023
In a country where jungle justice on humans is the order of the day and culprits never brought to book undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: 10-Foot-Long Alligator Stuns Residents In Florida by shoprite: 2:45pm On Mar 23, 2023
Don't leave a child unattended in this neighborhood ! shocked
Career / Re: Mechanic Returns N10.8m Mistakenly Sent To His Account, Gets Rewarded With N50k by shoprite: 1:06pm On Mar 23, 2023
I don't get it. Like the money should have been shared 50/50 or what? He had no choice but to return the money anyway, else he'll be traced and arrested. So if you ask me . . .N50k is a good deal for money you didn't work for, it is an error that could happen to anyone. If the tables turned, how much will the mechanic be willing to part with for the return of his own money ? What goes around, comes back around . . .Live with it!
Politics / Re: Nigerian Men In Diaspora Destroy Their Nigerian Passports Over The 2023 Election by shoprite: 1:48pm On Mar 22, 2023
gaby:
Passports wey don expire?...

Mtcheeew

My thought exactly !
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: "What Has A Leg Chain Got To Do With Acquiring A Job" by shoprite: 4:48pm On Mar 21, 2023
QuinModah:
Show me any world leader or ambassador with leg chain, nose Ring or Tattoo,

I will wait!

Even though there's no basis for this comparison (Job seekers / world leaders / Politicians) . . .but still you can check out the few below;

Justin Trudeau
Caroline Kennedy
Crown Prince Frederik
Saddam Hussain
Jesse Jackson jr
Barry Goldwater
Allen West
John Fetterman
Winston churchill etc

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Politics / Re: Accounting Guru Couldn't Attend ICAN Conference - Sowore Mocks Tinubu (Video) by shoprite: 3:13pm On Oct 13, 2022
Corporate2020:
Chicago State University Accounting graduate with Honors will not be robbing bumbum with University of Nigeria Philosophy graduate.

The Lion does not sit in the midst of cats and dogs, so don't expect the Lion of Bourdillon in the midst of local goats and chickens.

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Fashion / Re: Daniel Precious Emerges Winner Cultural Queen Africa, Gets Exotic Car (Photos) by shoprite: 5:46pm On Sep 20, 2022
Show is so ooooo low budget they couldn't even differentiate between Prize and Price! undecided

TV/Movies / Re: Lady Cries Out After Buying "Samasong TV" For ₦30k At Computer Village. by shoprite: 7:42pm On Sep 12, 2022
UrProguy:
Looks like 32 inches, if that's the case, then it's okay for 30k new one, this one go dey sama u better song for head like this oo grin

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Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo With Tukur Mamu, Arrested Bandits' Negotiator (Throwback Photo by shoprite: 5:43pm On Sep 08, 2022
PresidObi:
Obasanjo is not a candidate in this election

Shettima was seen with this negotiator.


So was Atiku !

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Richland Properties And Homes Limited by shoprite: 12:20pm On Aug 25, 2022
prayervision:
Please who knows about this company in Surulere. I received an email from them for an interview for the post of a Marketing Executive. Pls who knows about this company? I hope it's not those once they tell staff to go look for land buyers here an there. Pls help a sister. God bless you.
Note: located in Aguda Surulere.

Richland Properties is real . . .they are the Associate Sponsor of the Reality TV show currently airing on Dstv, Startimes, Gotv, Facebook etc (Film House Africa Reality TV Show). They provided the Accommodation for the Housemates. You can google it for more info.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Wedding Preparations Without A Job!! by shoprite: 11:52am On Aug 25, 2022
spice123:
Let me give you a candid advice as a married man:
1. Maintain your teaching job. You are a mother with two lovely kids. Don't let those children suffer for your careless mistake.

2. Talk to him to move to Abuja with you. You are already settled with a job and stable so he too needs to support you by joining you to start looking for job opportunities at Abuja.

3. If he insists in staying in his comfort zone (Zaria) without making effort to get a job, please leave him and go back to Abuja and continue your job.

4. A man cannot be talking of marriage when he does not have a stable income. I was a teacher earning 30k in the east when I met my wife in Lagos. My wife was earning twice my salary. I had move down to Lagos because we wanted to get married. We postponed our wedding by 3 months until I got another job that was paying 45k. That was 8 years ago. No matter how little the salary is, let your man have something doing.

My one piece advice.

Madam, take this advise . . .laminate it and keep it because you are going to need it ! cool
Business / Re: Hope I Wouldn't Find Myself To Be Blamed If I Return This ATM Card To The Owner by shoprite: 4:04pm On Jul 26, 2022
Namiji4319:
its not possible to make a transaction with no pin

In your own interest, never allow anyone access to your full ATM card number and the Security number (3 digit) behind the card ...PIN or no PIN. . .If you do, you will live to remember this post.
Politics / Re: Buhari To Deliver Lecture On Security In Liberia by shoprite: 3:54pm On Jul 26, 2022
Buhari To Deliver Lecture On Security In Liberia

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Business / Re: Hope I Wouldn't Find Myself To Be Blamed If I Return This ATM Card To The Owner by shoprite: 3:20pm On Jul 25, 2022
The only favor you can do to the card owner and yourself is to destroy that card . . .before you come back here to create another topic "Hope I won't be going to prison for being found in possession of someone's ATM card"
Education / Re: YABATECH Final Year Studen Dies After Falling Off Car During Signout Celebration by shoprite: 12:19pm On Jul 25, 2022
YABATECH Final Year Studen Dies After Falling Off Car During Signout Celebration

What a way to sign out !
Crime / Re: Baba Ijesha: God Is Not Man, Says Princess Hours After Court’s Judgment by shoprite: 6:43pm On Jul 14, 2022
PoliteActivist:
Meaning?

Meaning he gets to serve just 4 years in jail . . .16 years means 4 years for each of the four count charge . . .to run concurrently means he only gets to serve 4 years as all will run at the same time.

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Business / Re: Highest Paid MD/CEOs In Nigeria In 2021 (Photos) by shoprite: 1:28pm On Jul 12, 2022
Chai . . .Who do this kind thing? See as them set up people for kidnappers . . .We must learn to keep a low profile in Naija of today o ! . . .A word is enough for the wise.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Do Some Employers Prefer Ladies For Jobs Than Men? by shoprite: 9:06pm On Jul 11, 2022
Newton2024:
I came to jobs and vacancies section today to look for job. There are just two vacancies. But to my surprise, they both want ONLY FEMALES to apply. I think women would be the bread winners of the future
Why do employers often employ females instead of males?

https://www.nairaland.com/7216124/veterinarian-wanted-female-preferred

https://www.nairaland.com/7222322/reputable-teachers-needed


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Politics / Re: Makinde,Ikpeazu Celebrate With Wike As Son Graduates From UK University [photo] by shoprite: 8:53pm On Jul 11, 2022
Makinde,Ikpeazu Celebrate With Wike As Son Graduates From UK University

Wow . . .Bravo !!! They are celebrating one of their own who just graduated from a UK University and the rest of the undergrads in Nigerian Universities are celebrating nothing but perpetual "sit-at-home" brought about by the same ruling class whose children school abroad . . .Once again . . .Bravo to our leaders !!! undecided
Politics / Re: Ejeviome Eloho Otobo: Missing Nigerian Diplomat Found Dead In The US by shoprite: 10:52am On Jun 26, 2022
Totilopussylick:
This is what Buhari government have caused

Had it been Nigeria is safe, these man wouldn't have been declared missing and later found dead in new york angry.

May his soul rest in peace.

. . .and he moved to a safer place where people don't get killed . . .but unfortunately . . .the rest is history. Guy use ya head na undecided
Politics / Re: 2023: Some ‘Unknown Persons’ Stole My Academic Certificates - Tinubu Tells INEC by shoprite: 10:38am On Jun 26, 2022
Not a big deal if you ask me . . .even some unknown / obscure individuals have one time or the other misplaced their certificates, so it happens!
The good thing here is that all the schools mentioned still exist both home and abroad, organizations where he worked both home and abroad also still exist and I doubt they would have engaged someone without the required qualification for the positions he occupied, so why not reach out and get confirmation if anyone is in doubt?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bola_Tinubu

Education
He attended St. John's Primary School, Aroloya, Lagos and Children's Home School in Ibadan, South West of Nigeria. Tinubu then went to the United States in 1975, where he studied first at Richard J. Daley College in Chicago, Illinois, and then at Chicago State University. He graduated in 1979 with a Bachelor of Science degree in Accounting.

Early career
Tinubu worked for the American companies Arthur Andersen, Deloitte, Haskins, & Sells, and GTE Services Corporation.After returning to Nigeria in 1983, Bola Tinubu joined Mobil Oil Nigeria, and later became an executive of the company.
Crime / Re: Father Beheads His One Year & Eight Months Old Son For Ritual (Photo) by shoprite: 7:22pm On Jun 25, 2022
Father Beheads His One Year & Eight Months Old Son For Ritual

The guy himself resemble ritual undecided

Politics / Re: Passport Of Kidney Donor In Ekweremadu's 'Organ Harvesting” Saga Shows He Is 21 by shoprite: 6:12pm On Jun 25, 2022
casualobserver:
Passport does not mean anything. More important is his BVN registration. As you can see he registered 3 and a half years ago. It is very unlikely that Ekweremadu even knew him 3 years ago or had been grooming him for 3 years for kidney donation.

Finally, someone with good interpretation skill cool . . .I'm not a fan of the Ekweremadus but I see them walking free after all this is over.

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