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Police To Arrest Farida Abdukabir Who Attempted Suicide Over Failed MarriageArrest? . . .Come add to the already depressed woman's problems abi? 🙄 |
Which one be "Slept With Someone By Mistake" ? As in she by mistake go the guy house . . . She come by mistake enter the guy room . . . Then by mistake she remove pant . . . Then final mistake she lie down open her legs . . . What a world full of mistakes!!! 🤔 ![]()
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A classic example of "When they cheer you to your grave" ![]() |
BBNaija All Stars: "Having Sex On National TV Is Terrible" – Doyin Tells SomaWhat else is the show all about? ![]()
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Let me tell you a personal story. I sat for the common entrance examination when I was in primary three and I won because I was exceptionally brilliant. I passed, it is all the same; winning and passing is the same.Coming from an "exceptionally brilliant" fellow . . .I give up. BTW, is he still into shopping around for adult toys? . . .Just asking!
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Luckysbab:...or maybe Nigeria na the only West African country because there is no where in the write-up that Nigeria was mentioned . . .Very dumb!
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Abuja To Delta: I Didn’t Steal Car, Only Test-DrivingWhere is GWR when you really need them . . . Someone just set the record for the longest Test-Drive ! ![]()
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PaulH07:Chairman . . .its a new day, still didn't step out today as I'm on Malaria medication . . .Guess what? The light has not even blinked today! ![]() |
In the next few days, I would like to come on Nairaland again to read that the animal was identified and disciplined for such a show of shame . . .Anything short of that will put a BIG question mark on the responsiveness of the military authorities to the attacks on civilians by these poorly trained recruits. |
PaulH07:Mine runs exactly like this in Aguda, Surulere . . .Been home all day today, light only went off for about 45 minutes |
Truth is you have no business paying any accumulated electricity bill you met before moving into the apartment . similar cases have been settled in the law courts in the recent past. Do the needful and don't pay for anything you did not use. See the link below for instance; https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjOxLS83YyAAxUzoFwKHTLlDCUQFnoECBgQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fpunchng.com%2Foutstanding-bills-cannot-be-enforced-on-new-tenants-nerc%2F&usg=AOvVaw16tu9NAju2GkvCffKtQs8M&opi=89978449 |
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Ok . . .Let me share my petite story. This one happened some years back, I owned a Mercedes ML350 SUV back then, A/C wasn't cooling at a point so I took it for fixing. After checking the car, the A/C technician looked at me and said . . ."Oya call oga tell am say the A/c get leakage, I go fix the leakage and put gas, the money na N22k anything oga talk make you let me know because I get another work for hand o" . . .One guy who already knew me was standing close by and he burst into uncontrollable laughter . . .I couldn't help but join him . . .It was this guy that was then telling him . . ."Na oga be this o . . .Na him get the motor o" ... I told him he should have waited for me to negotiate as oga's boy to get a reduction on the cost before revealing to him ...The life no balance ;N**ga didn't think I could afford a Benz because of my body size! |
Liang Shi Fails 27th Attempt At Passing University Entrance ExamsNo be by force to go school na . . .But did anyone pick out the positive side of this story? Liang Shi is a "Millionaire" . . .In some other countries he would just buy his way into school using his millions . . .But not in China !!! |
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AbdulHakeem: Appointed Board Chairman By Buhari In May, Sacked By Tinubu In JuneAnother Guinness World Record loading . . . ![]() |
19 yr old killed in Titan submarine was "terrified" about trip, joined crew to please father - Aunt revealsSaw the headline above in one of the news coverage for this mishap and it really got to me . . . Poor lad ! |
Good riddance!!! . . .If you ask me ![]() |
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Police officers seen celebrating the removal of Alkali Baba as IGP at the police force headquarters in Abuja.Truth be told, they also most likely celebrated when Alkali Baba was decorated as IGP some years back. . . Lesson : Don't ever forget that line in the song by ArrDee " In this world you come and you go" ! |
Labour Party’s Maths Professor Prepared Reports For Only Two States"The Professor was then asked whether an analysis of election results from just two states is enough to make conclusions on a presidential election, and he said he was limited by time" I guess the last question and answer sums it up! ![]() |
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4ward4:Rev king appealed and the death sentence was upheld but still awaiting execution ![]() |
Court Sentences Rahmon Adedoyin To Death By Hanging Over Adegoke's MurderMy problem is not the judgement, I worry about the execution of the judgment. These guys could be there for another 10 years or more then someday one government grants them pardon and they are off the hook . . .just like that! ![]() |
BlackAdams007:Below is what Tinubu said . . . “Subsidy can no longer justify its ever-increasing costs in the wake of drying resources. |
inoki247:I tire for that guy o ! ![]()
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LikeAking:Even as he is doing it to keep her alive? ![]() |
adioolayi:I tire for "Mr Garbage" o ! ![]() |
Husband Flies 1st Class, Makes Wife And Children Sit In Economy - Is It Right?Them even see Economy fly . . .For a change, them for try go board "God is Good" or "The Young" for Jibowu make them feel the difference ![]() |
Badb0y4lyf:Ironically, with N2 billion you will be rich enough to join the race for survival of the richest ![]() |



