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CelebritiesRe: Police To Arrest Farida Abdukabir Who Attempted Suicide Over Failed Marriage by shoprite: 10:06pm On Aug 19, 2023
Police To Arrest Farida Abdukabir Who Attempted Suicide Over Failed Marriage
Arrest? . . .Come add to the already depressed woman's problems abi? 🙄
RomanceRe: Can You Leave A Good Woman/man Because They Slept With Someone By Mistake? by shoprite: 10:49pm On Aug 15, 2023
Which one be "Slept With Someone By Mistake" ?

As in she by mistake go the guy house . . .
She come by mistake enter the guy room . . .
Then by mistake she remove pant . . .
Then final mistake she lie down open her legs . . .

What a world full of mistakes!!! 🤔

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PoliticsRe: 15 LASTMA Officials Wounded In Clash With Soldiers: LASTMA Vacates Duty Posts by shoprite: 10:37pm On Aug 15, 2023
Antoeni:
I Must Commend The Nigeria Military For The Brain Reset On LASTMA, It's Was Long OverDue, I Urge The Military to Make it a Continuous Exercise
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Science/TechnologyRe: Goat "Attacks" Lion At Ogba Zoo In Benin, The Lion Later Caught It (Video) by shoprite: 6:22pm On Aug 03, 2023
A classic example of "When they cheer you to your grave" grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija All Stars: "Having Sex On National TV Is Terrible" – Doyin Tells Soma by shoprite: 11:34am On Aug 03, 2023
BBNaija All Stars: "Having Sex On National TV Is Terrible" – Doyin Tells Soma
What else is the show all about? undecided

PoliticsRe: I Passed Common Entrance In Primary 3 Because Of My Brilliance – Senator Abbo by shoprite: 6:42pm On Aug 01, 2023
Let me tell you a personal story. I sat for the common entrance examination when I was in primary three and I won because I was exceptionally brilliant. I passed, it is all the same; winning and passing is the same.
Coming from an "exceptionally brilliant" fellow . . .I give up. BTW, is he still into shopping around for adult toys? . . .Just asking!

CrimeRe: Police In The US Intercept Stolen Cars Bound For West Africa by shoprite: 1:25pm On Jul 30, 2023
Luckysbab:
No mind am. Like it’s only Nigerians that export goods to Nigeria for sale.
...or maybe Nigeria na the only West African country because there is no where in the write-up that Nigeria was mentioned . . .Very dumb!

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Jackie Chan Pays Ejike Victor For Graphic Design by shoprite: 5:02pm On Jul 19, 2023
wiseword316:
Come and see how Nigerians will start drawing Jackie.
"Draw-Athon" grin grin grin

CrimeRe: Abuja To Delta: I Didn’t Steal Car, Only Test-Driving – Suspect by shoprite: 10:41am On Jul 19, 2023
Abuja To Delta: I Didn’t Steal Car, Only Test-Driving
Where is GWR when you really need them . . . Someone just set the record for the longest Test-Drive ! grin grin grin

PropertiesRe: Who is to blame here? Me or my landlord by shoprite:
PaulH07:
Since when has it been like that.

The Aguda wey I know dey suffer light wellwell oh cheesy
Chairman . . .its a new day, still didn't step out today as I'm on Malaria medication . . .Guess what? The light has not even blinked today! cool
CrimeRe: Soldier Damages Ogun Couple's Car For Cautioning Him Over Reckless Driving by shoprite: 4:12pm On Jul 14, 2023
In the next few days, I would like to come on Nairaland again to read that the animal was identified and disciplined for such a show of shame . . .Anything short of that will put a BIG question mark on the responsiveness of the military authorities to the attacks on civilians by these poorly trained recruits.
PropertiesRe: Who is to blame here? Me or my landlord by shoprite: 11:39pm On Jul 13, 2023
PaulH07:
Abeg no vex oh, but I'll like to know which part of Lagos you dey see that 23-24hrs light.

Make I love there abeg. I no go even mind dey spend 20k on light per month sef...
Mine runs exactly like this in Aguda, Surulere . . .Been home all day today, light only went off for about 45 minutes
PropertiesRe: Who is to blame here? Me or my landlord by shoprite: 11:33pm On Jul 13, 2023
Truth is you have no business paying any accumulated electricity bill you met before moving into the apartment . similar cases have been settled in the law courts in the recent past. Do the needful and don't pay for anything you did not use.

See the link below for instance;

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjOxLS83YyAAxUzoFwKHTLlDCUQFnoECBgQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fpunchng.com%2Foutstanding-bills-cannot-be-enforced-on-new-tenants-nerc%2F&usg=AOvVaw16tu9NAju2GkvCffKtQs8M&opi=89978449
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience As A Small Sized/petite Individual by shoprite: 9:26pm On Jul 01, 2023
sirjoggy:
Na so I follow my girlfriend to where she want to rent house, the landlord see both of us and started shouting hey i don't want single mother in my house
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience As A Small Sized/petite Individual by shoprite: 9:22pm On Jul 01, 2023
Ok . . .Let me share my petite story. This one happened some years back, I owned a Mercedes ML350 SUV back then, A/C wasn't cooling at a point so I took it for fixing. After checking the car, the A/C technician looked at me and said . . ."Oya call oga tell am say the A/c get leakage, I go fix the leakage and put gas, the money na N22k anything oga talk make you let me know because I get another work for hand o" grin grin grin . . .One guy who already knew me was standing close by and he burst into uncontrollable laughter . . .I couldn't help but join him grin . . .It was this guy that was then telling him . . ."Na oga be this o . . .Na him get the motor o" grin grin grin ... I told him he should have waited for me to negotiate as oga's boy to get a reduction on the cost before revealing to him ...The life no balance ;N**ga didn't think I could afford a Benz because of my body size!
EducationRe: Liang Shi Fails 27th Attempt At Passing University Entrance Exams by shoprite: 8:12am On Jun 28, 2023
Liang Shi Fails 27th Attempt At Passing University Entrance Exams
No be by force to go school na . . .But did anyone pick out the positive side of this story? Liang Shi is a "Millionaire" . . .In some other countries he would just buy his way into school using his millions . . .But not in China !!!
FamilyRe: Wife Sister Naming Her Baby After My Wife Ex Boyfriend by shoprite: 7:52am On Jun 28, 2023
taylor89:
God wey get the “MAJESTY” never get PTSD na you come dey get

I feel you suffer inferiority

You no wan hear anything wey go make any MAJESTY near your wife or family again be it in male or female form / adult or child form

Or your wife is in labour at odd hour & the only doctor on seat is the real MAJESTY her ex. Lol you go rather carry your wife go meet Shekau to help u than watch Doc MAJESTY see your wife TOTO again

If you come change job and your bosses name is MAJESTY you go find rope enter bush majestically

Imagine this kind man become a lecturer tomorrow and one innocent student wey entire community contribute money send go university, unfortunately for the innocent child his name is MAJESTY

Nothing that boy fit write wey you go pass am
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PoliticsRe: AbdulHakeem: Appointed Board Chairman By Buhari In May, Sacked By Tinubu In June by shoprite: 7:30am On Jun 28, 2023
AbdulHakeem: Appointed Board Chairman By Buhari In May, Sacked By Tinubu In June
Another Guinness World Record loading . . . grin grin grin
TravelRe: Missing Titanic Sub Likely Imploded In ‘catastrophic Loss’ by shoprite: 6:28pm On Jun 23, 2023
19 yr old killed in Titan submarine was "terrified" about trip, joined crew to please father - Aunt reveals
Saw the headline above in one of the news coverage for this mishap and it really got to me . . . Poor lad !
CrimeRe: Kabir Bala 'OKWO' Shot Dead Hours After Kogi Govt Revoked His Pardon by shoprite: 6:23pm On Jun 23, 2023
Good riddance!!! . . .If you ask me huh
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Is Asking For Non-Existent Documents In Petition Against Tinubu – INEC by shoprite: 1:13pm On Jun 21, 2023
Throwback:
When werey enter bush, wetin you think say he go find?

He is in search of anything to hold on too.

He fit return with Mango make he call am Mandate.

PoliticsRe: Police Officers Send-Off Former IG, Alkali Baba by shoprite: 1:11pm On Jun 21, 2023
Police officers seen celebrating the removal of Alkali Baba as IGP at the police force headquarters in Abuja.
Truth be told, they also most likely celebrated when Alkali Baba was decorated as IGP some years back. . . Lesson : Don't ever forget that line in the song by ArrDee " In this world you come and you go" !
PoliticsRe: Labour Party’s Maths Professor Prepared Reports For Only Two States by shoprite: 8:37pm On Jun 17, 2023
Labour Party’s Maths Professor Prepared Reports For Only Two States
"The Professor was then asked whether an analysis of election results from just two states is enough to make conclusions on a presidential election, and he said he was limited by time"

I guess the last question and answer sums it up! undecided
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Directs DSS To Vacate EFCC Office Immediately by shoprite: 7:07pm On May 30, 2023
olatade:
This is what I voted for honestly. In those days you will be hearing 'I am not aware'
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CrimeRe: Court Sentences Rahmon Adedoyin To Death By Hanging Over Adegoke's Murder by shoprite: 2:15pm On May 30, 2023
4ward4:
There is always a right to appeal until it gets to the Supreme Court. But he will forever be in bondage until then .
Rev king appealed and the death sentence was upheld but still awaiting execution undecided
CrimeRe: Court Sentences Rahmon Adedoyin To Death By Hanging Over Adegoke's Murder by shoprite: 2:08pm On May 30, 2023
Court Sentences Rahmon Adedoyin To Death By Hanging Over Adegoke's Murder
My problem is not the judgement, I worry about the execution of the judgment. These guys could be there for another 10 years or more then someday one government grants them pardon and they are off the hook . . .just like that! undecided
PoliticsRe: Labour Reacts To Tinubu’s Plan To Remove Subsidy by shoprite: 11:55am On May 30, 2023
BlackAdams007:
Obi said it, but added what he will use the money of subsidy funds to do, i can remember him saying he'll use it in the health, educational sector etc... but we don't know what Tinubu wants to do now, i think we still have to wait and see.
Below is what Tinubu said . . .

“Subsidy can no longer justify its ever-increasing costs in the wake of drying resources.
“We shall instead re-channel the funds into better investment in public infrastructure, education, health care and jobs that will materially improve the lives of millions,”
PoliticsRe: Reactions As Dapo Abiodun Takes Oath Of Office In An Empty Stadium (pics). by shoprite: 11:33am On May 30, 2023
inoki247:
Same you that was in Abia enjoying Davido show at Alex Otti swear in yesterday same you dey Lagos....


You people and lie....



I just hope Tinubu matter no kill u..
I tire for that guy o ! grin grin grin

FamilyRe: I'm A 102-Year-Old — Good Sex Is My Secret To A Long Life by shoprite: 11:37pm On May 27, 2023
LikeAking:
Anybody wey sex this one is very wicked.
Even as he is doing it to keep her alive? undecided
PoliticsRe: Perfect Transition: Tinubu Knows Buhari Allowed Him Win The 2023 Election- Garba by shoprite: 6:22pm On May 25, 2023
adioolayi:
Tinubu won 2023 elections Mr Garba..

Which one be "allowed him win"huh

No dey bring that narratives here....all Presidency indices during the primaries and the election itself no favour Tinubu
I tire for "Mr Garbage" o ! undecided
FamilyRe: Husband Flies 1st Class, Makes Wife And Children Sit In Economy - Is It Right? by shoprite: 7:06pm On May 23, 2023
Husband Flies 1st Class, Makes Wife And Children Sit In Economy - Is It Right?
Them even see Economy fly . . .For a change, them for try go board "God is Good" or "The Young" for Jibowu make them feel the difference grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Sent Back To Prison As Court Adjourns Assault Case Hearing by shoprite: 7:03pm On May 23, 2023
Badb0y4lyf:
Demn!!! Even if I’m offered 2 billion naira I can’t live in Nigeria it just survival of the richest
Ironically, with N2 billion you will be rich enough to join the race for survival of the richest grin grin grin

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