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Education › Re: BUK Student: Hisbah Arrested Us In Our Hostels, Conducted HIV, Pregnancy Tests by shoprite: 11:54am On Aug 13, 2021
Hisbah Arrested Us In Our Hostels, Conducted HIV, Pregnancy Tests
Still trying to spot the difference between Hisbah, Bandits / Terrorists undecided

Car Talk › Re: FG Hikes Vehicle Number Plate, Driving Licence Rates By 50% by shoprite: 11:48am On Aug 13, 2021
FG Hikes Vehicle Number Plate, Driving Licence Rates By 50%
Even FRSC Head of Media Relations wey dey announce am . . .the matter tire the guy . . .just check the pix again grin grin grin

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Arrives In Paris To Complete PSG Transfer (Photos, Video) by shoprite: 6:21pm On Aug 10, 2021
CyberEBOLA:
Messi this, messi that.
Abeg when he uses the toilet too, let us know.
At least Abba Kyari has been off the news in the last 3 days . . .make Messi steal the show small grin

Crime › Re: Wife Leaves Husband To Live With Her Rapist While The Case Is Still In Court by shoprite: 5:45pm On Aug 10, 2021
There was NEVER a rape case in the first place !

Sports › Re: Obinna Nsofor: The Luxury Lifestyle Of Nigerian Footballer (Pictures) by shoprite: 5:05pm On Aug 10, 2021
Kingosytex:
Cute couple!!!!

The worst thing that can happen to any Nigerian man is to marry a wretched and frustrated lady. Such ladies are liabilities and are only fit for hit-and-run style.
Marry a rich lady, marry money.
It will help in ensuring that your own finances remain stable
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Education › Re: Ransome Kuti Memorial Grammar School Lagos 88' Set Celebrates Reunion In Uniform by shoprite: 11:39am On Aug 10, 2021
iLegendd:
No, you're not an human being, but a human being. I guess that's why.
That's what happens when one talks a lot of nonsense grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Nigerian Government Condemns Assault On Diplomat By Indonesian Officials by shoprite: 11:35am On Aug 10, 2021
“The Ambassador explained what he understood happened and apologised unreservedly on behalf of the Government of Indonesia. The Nigerian Government has sent an official protest to the Government of Indonesia.”

In addition to the Indonesian Ambassador’s apology, the immigration officials responsible for the assault have also apologised to the victim.

“The Ambassador of Nigeria to Indonesia has confirmed that the immigration official involved had since come to the Nigerian Embassy to apologise to the Ambassador and the diplomat concerned,” the Foreign Ministry added.
Apologies ?? . . . And that's it ?? huh

Politics › Re: "Please Forgive Us" - Boko Haram Commanders Beg Nigerians (Pictures) by shoprite: 11:23am On Aug 10, 2021
"Please Forgive Us" - Boko Haram Commanders Beg Nigerians
All I can say is . . .

Politics › Re: Billionaire, Captain Hosa Okunbo Is Dead by shoprite: 12:40pm On Aug 08, 2021
Optimistguy1969:
Na wah o.
This one don leave all his billions go.
Uwa Wu pawpaw men!!!!
Yaw !
Food › Re: How Many Slices Of Bread Can You Eat In One Sitting? by shoprite: 10:04am On Aug 08, 2021
Even with the current price of bread . . .the whole loaf is going down ! cool

Me and bread are like . . . grin

Politics › Re: Man Contesting For The Position Of Women Leader In Kano (Picture) by shoprite: 9:53am On Aug 08, 2021
. . .after a few gulps of Tramadol . . .what else can possibly go wrong ? grin grin grin

Crime › Re: Muhammed Aliyu Agbaje, Fake Lawyer Arrested In Osun (Photo) by shoprite: 9:15am On Aug 08, 2021
. . .and who's the guy just chilling on the floor next to the "fake lawyer" in that picture ? undecided

Romance › Re: What Was The Crazy Thing You Did After Breakup? by shoprite: 4:36pm On Aug 05, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
I bought soft drinks for my siblings.
Babe was a leech and a dominant one at that. They were just asking if I won a bet or something, I just smiled and told them, she is gone, omo see jubilation
God save you ! grin grin grin

Crime › Re: Hushpuppi’s Tailor: Abba Kyari Deletes Facebook Post - Gazette by shoprite: 1:51pm On Aug 04, 2021
It really baffles me . . .the only time someone gets a Complimentary Visa and a Complimentary Air Ticket to fly "Free" . . .all expenses paid to the USA but yet he turns down the offer without even thinking about it . . .hmmm....quite strange !!!

Health › Re: 15-Year-Old Brazilian Girl Dies While Having Sex With A Man In His Car by shoprite: 2:36pm On Aug 03, 2021
In Brazil, the age of sexual consent is 14.
Hmmm . . .I can see some Political big wigs from a certain part of a West African country packing up to relocate to Brazil undecided

Crime › Re: Jungle Justice: Emmanuel Christopher Almost Set Ablaze By Mob by shoprite: 2:26pm On Aug 02, 2021
Like I always say . . .its a jungle out there . . .y'all better be extra careful and pray not to be at the "wrong place at the wrong time" . . .so many innocent people have been brutally killed for "NOTHING" undecided

Sports › Re: Tokyo 2020: Athletes Won't Receive Condoms, So As To Reduce Sex At The Olympics by shoprite: 10:41am On Jul 20, 2021
Tokyo 2020: Athletes Won't Receive Condoms, So As To Reduce Sex At The Olympics
No wonder that athlete from Uganda "ja pa" . . .una wan deny guys foreign p ..sy abi? grin

Education › Re: Eluemunor Richard Okasia Dies In Russia After Rescuing A Drowning Lady (Photos) by shoprite: 2:19pm On Jul 19, 2021
Bluntguy:
Who done survive rescuing a lady before.
huh

Pets › Re: My Pet Snake by shoprite:
ifedohlahpoh:
Came home yesterday and saw this on my doorstep. I researched and found it's non venomous. I wish to keep it as a pet.
Any advice?
Good luck with that undecided

Sports › Re: Julius Ssekitoleko: Ugandan Athlete 'Disappears' From Camp In Osaka, Japan by shoprite: 4:12pm On Jul 18, 2021
Julius Ssekitoleko: Ugandan Athlete 'Disappears' From Camp In Osaka, Japan
If na you nko ?

Romance › Re: Groom Caught Bride Cheating On Him With His Best Man And Called Off The Wedding by shoprite: 4:48pm On Jul 17, 2021
donmixc:
foolish guy, as if he never cheat/still cheating
You may be right . . .but not with his friend's fiancee undecided
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Mother's Burial: E-Money Arrives In Style by shoprite: 1:27pm On Jul 16, 2021
osamz007:
What of men of IROKO AND MAHOGANY
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Car Talk › Re: Four Cats And A Snake Found In A Woman's Prado Jeep (Video, Photos) by shoprite: 11:51am On Jul 15, 2021
Four Cats And A Snake Found In A Woman's Prado Jeep
That's not a Toyota Prado . . .its a Toyota Highlander . . .Whatever, the good part is the fact that no one was hurt . . .but most def she has a lot of work to do back home . . .I can imagine how many more may be hiding where she lives. undecided

Celebrities › Re: Indian Red Boy Shot Dead (Photos) by shoprite: 4:56pm On Jul 14, 2021
What's up y'all . . .Its "gun 'em down week" in America ! undecided

Education › Re: Senate Proposes 18 As Age For UTME Candidates by shoprite: 3:49pm On Jul 13, 2021
adioolayi:
Underage marriage was never their problem....but age at which someone can write exams is their headache...

Misplaced priorities!
I just tire o . . .sometimes I wonder how I share my Nationality with these kind of sick individuals called leaders undecided

Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa High Court Rejects Zuma’s Bid To Delay Sentence by shoprite: 3:16pm On Jul 09, 2021
New meme loading . . . grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Shagari Lighted A Cigarette, Smoked While The PM Was Addressing An Audience by shoprite: 11:36am On Jul 09, 2021
Saifullah01:
Abeg how do you "dislike" a comment?

NYSC › Re: Ishaku: NYSC Should Be 2 Years, Corpers Must Be Trained To Handle Guns by shoprite: 4:45pm On Jul 08, 2021
Ishaku: NYSC Should Be 2 Years, Corpers Must Be Trained To Handle Guns

Romance › Re: Delta Market Chairman, Okpako, Dies During Sex Romp With His Wife’s Salesgirl by shoprite:
Delta Market Chairman, Okpako, Dies During Sex Romp With His Wife’s Salesgirl
Hmmm . . .Dem don nack Okpako Akpako !

Romance › Re: I Just Asked My Crush Out And She Obliged Me, What Do I Do Next? by shoprite:
I Just Asked My Crush Out And She Obliged Me, What Do I Do Next?
Go in ! grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Katsina: Mustapha Yusuf-Jibia Wants Viewing Centres Converted To Islamic Schools by shoprite: 1:12pm On Jul 07, 2021
Katsina: Mustapha Yusuf-Jibia Wants Viewing Centres Converted To Islamic Schools

Politics › Re: Onyekachi Nwebonyi: Ebonyi Commissioner Pours Woman's Food Away by shoprite: 2:44pm On Jul 05, 2021
Wisdomkosi:
This is why this country will not get better.

Why should the Commissioner throw the woman's food away?

Why can't the Commissioner fine the woman like 5k.

This will make her not try it again instead of pouring the woman's food away just like that.

You medical attention seriously.
Unfortunately these crooked Naija politicians know nothing about fines and other civil means to deter people . . .they just do what they know how to do best . . .act the fool ! undecided

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