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ttobizz:
The next thing you would here from my neighbors on NL is "can we see it"

Well . . .Sounds like the most logical thing to do so as to be in a position to advise properly

News like this are very Rampant during Sallah season ;

Chai !!! . . .Them don give this man Naija update

Emeskhalifa:
There is always a two side to a story.

Three actually . . .Your side, Their Side and the Truth!

This one alone without beads na the "biggest trap"

AlphaNugget:
The 6 month notice is what one will tag as "over wiseness".

The 6 months' notice actually covers his rent period which is only accepted by people that doesn't know their rights, the notice should start from the expiration of his rent and not in between his rent.

This is the only correct statement I have read so far. The notice period of 6 months should start after the expiration of the existing rent contract... So get a lawyer to respond to your landlord's lawyer...Simple.

dawnomike:
One wife got Toyota while the other got Hyunda... Hmmm

I think say na only me see am . . .If na for Naija, na here the fight take start . . .Toyota vs Hyundai

Ynix:
Do all you can to record all their conversations, pretend as if all is well and after that call for a special meeting preferably on her birthday and invite your parents, her parents and the boss of yours then show up all the evidences, and keep Mute after

Nice one! But you forgot to mention one important personality whose presence will be needed at that "august" gathering . . . Their Pastor! They are members of the same church.

Hedonisco:
The more things 'change', the more they stay the same.

You see this one yarn!

Masquerades Flog Nigerian Nurse Mercilessly, She Falls Into Gutter

Hmmm . . .This is what we showcase to the world in 2024, it is even on YouTube . . .Civilization will take a little while to manifest in this part of the globe!

Sapasenator:
I have seen a Yoruba landlord deny renting to an Igbo.

Also tribalism from Igbo to Yoruba at my former company.

I have seen Anambra that has refused to marry from Imo state. Our own tribalism is worse in comparison to racism.

If you are ok with tribalism, you lose the rights to complain about racism.

Bull's eye!

odinaccess:
That advice has many meaning, mainly oga at this juncture you re on your own carry your cross.

Exactly !

Men . . .taking blames for the failures of women since 1820 AD

Racoon:
Aunty Nkem just like the late Frank Olize Newsline show were weekend delights. I think there were times the late Uncle Jimi Solanke( of blessed memory) also handled the Tales by Moonlight show. Say hi if this show also spiced up your childhood. Mods let the indomie generation learn something.

Yeah Jimi Solanke passed on recently (February 2024) but I don't think we can say the same for Frank Olize, info has it that he relocated to the USA but no news about him passing. You can check again it would be an opportunity for us all to learn.

This is not funny but this line really got me . . ."The animals who would have been considered ASUN Candidates in Nigeria"
Thanks to the Community members who came up with this great idea!

One lesson . . .Never run a hospitality business without a functioning CCTV !

Sanwo-Olu . . .The new GWR host . . .abi how else do we explain all the give-aways bros dey currently do?

Band A Customers Decry Extortion By Power Firms Amid Poor Supply

As I type this, I am grouped in Band A and I have not seen power supply since around 3pm this afternoon . . .Not to mention that power was also not available between the hours of 12:15am till about 8am this morning . . .So where is the "No less than 20hrs supply per day" ?

Well . . .If in the instructions, I was told to read all questions carefully "especially number 10" then that's where the exam will start for me . . .Number 10 !

damoobaba:
Dont we have freedom of expression again in Nigeria, i just say make i ask.

Actually we do and he made use of the freedom albeit in a wrong way. Nathaniel Bassey also has rights too and that is why he has taken the legal option . . .So you see, where your rights end the other fellow's rights will begin!

FG Unveils Plans To Launch A New National Identity Card With Special Features

DMX comes to mind . . .Here we go again!!!

Floky215:
What other warning again...?
I thought they have burnt enough USA and Israel flag to send a message never to furrck with Iran again or else more flags would be burnt...!!!

SalamRushdie:
Nigeria is a useless enclave, the military is the one supposed to Handover suspects to the police but here it's the police handing over suspect to the military

It is finished!

SeeWahala:
Hmm, it's like all the child witches in nigeria are found in Akwa Ibom and all the adult witches are found in Edo

In football betting, this one for be "Over 1.5" . . .The woman use two of them straight, she scored twice!

What a Nation! . . .Every now and then, link this, link that! I only have one song to dedicate to Nigerians at this point of confusion . . . Aaliyah (Back & Forth) . . . Enjoy!

The bread dey go well with butter that year!

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Mine is that of alcohol and weed

I would have been shocked if it wasn't so!

South Africa Mocks Nigeria As 'Generator Republic' In New Nationwide Ad

So who's laughing now?

dopedealer:
She Looking edible though

I have taken time out to reflect and now it’s clear to me I should have handled events differently. It didn’t have to come this far and i sincerely apologize.

This is a teachable moment for me and i strongly appreciate the constructive criticisms. I will handle things better going forward.

That said, @GRVlagos oko mi! I know I don’t do this enough but I’m incredibly lucky to have you. Thank you for being kind, patient, and loving. My knight in shining armour 😍.

Forget all this ‘shalaye’ on the timeline, you’re eating well this week - and I’d also be on the menu 😉

That part got me too bro