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Politics › Re: Police Hand Over Delta King, Ikolo To Military by shoprite: 1:43pm On Mar 30, 2024
SalamRushdie:
Nigeria is a useless enclave, the military is the one supposed to Handover suspects to the police but here it's the police handing over suspect to the military
It is finished! undecided

Health › Re: Toddler Branded Witch And Abandoned In Akwa Ibom (Photo) by shoprite: 1:43pm On Mar 29, 2024
SeeWahala:
Hmm, it's like all the child witches in nigeria are found in Akwa Ibom and all the adult witches are found in Edo undecided
grin grin grin

Crime › Re: Ekiti Man To Die By Hanging For Killing Wife’s Accused Lover by shoprite:
In football betting, this one for be "Over 1.5" . . .The woman use two of them straight, she scored twice! undecided

Business › Re: Has Anyone Successfully Linked Their NIN With Their Bank Account? by shoprite: 1:45pm On Mar 01, 2024
What a Nation! . . .Every now and then, link this, link that! I only have one song to dedicate to Nigerians at this point of confusion . . . Aaliyah (Back & Forth) . . . Enjoy!

Food › Re: Who Remembers This Ghana Bread From The 80s? by shoprite: 5:24pm On Feb 18, 2024
The bread dey go well with butter that year! cool
Family › Re: Every Home Has That Smell Unique To It. What Smell Is Unique To Your Home? Pics by shoprite: 6:04pm On Feb 12, 2024
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Mine is that of alcohol and weed
I would have been shocked if it wasn't so! cool

Sports › Re: South Africa Mocks Nigeria As 'Generator Republic' In New Nationwide Ad (Video) by shoprite: 2:53pm On Feb 09, 2024
South Africa Mocks Nigeria As 'Generator Republic' In New Nationwide Ad
So who's laughing now? undecided

Politics › Re: Ify Aniebo Apologises, Thanks Husband For Paying Debt After Social Media Uproar by shoprite: 5:13pm On Jan 25, 2024
dopedealer:
She Looking edible though tongue
I have taken time out to reflect and now it’s clear to me I should have handled events differently. It didn’t have to come this far and i sincerely apologize.

This is a teachable moment for me and i strongly appreciate the constructive criticisms. I will handle things better going forward.

That said, @GRVlagos oko mi! I know I don’t do this enough but I’m incredibly lucky to have you. Thank you for being kind, patient, and loving. My knight in shining armour 😍.

Forget all this ‘shalaye’ on the timeline, you’re eating well this week - and I’d also be on the menu 😉
That part got me too bro cool
Fashion › Re: Wedding Guest Wears A Wedding Gown To The Event (Video) by shoprite: 4:07pm On Jan 22, 2024
Wedding Guest Wears A Wedding Gown To The Event


Awon lo kan! cool

Events › Re: An Event Guest Shows Off His "Amazing" Dance Skills (Pics/Video) by shoprite: 3:58pm On Jan 22, 2024
Colorado inspired dance! undecided

Celebrities › Re: Davido Looks On With Pride As His Aide,IsraelDMW Sprays Cash On Stripper (Video) by shoprite: 8:11pm On Jan 16, 2024
Mayplays:
Hahahahahahahahaha

Why? Did they make money to impress you or feed random families that most likely have insulted them in one way or the other or will call them ritualists?


I dress modestly and pretend to be poor most of the time, you need to see the way Nigerians treat me and other average people who don’t show off like dirt because they feel you have nothing to offer them

Ask 8 out of 10 Nigerians for directions dressed poorly, those 8 will either completely ignore you or even insult you

When I dress the way I can afford, you also need to see how they will open their teeth and start acting like they love me, start begging for change

Nigerians don’t deserve help, extremely fake people and most rich people who came from nothing know that

No one is giving anyone shit, especially me
Everything said . . .On point !!!

Politics › Re: Constabulary Tarnishing Police Image, Needs Separate Uniform – Arase by shoprite: 8:18am On Dec 29, 2023
Constabulary Tarnishing Police Image, Needs Separate Uniform – Arase
huh

Foreign Affairs › Re: Dozens Of Hamas Nazi Terrorists SURRENDER To The Israel Army. by shoprite: 6:01pm On Dec 08, 2023
Be like say na black boxers dey reign for Gaza ! undecided

Career › Re: I Received My First Salary Today (PHOTO) by shoprite: 10:32pm On Dec 05, 2023
Hello nairalanders rejoys with me


Today the 5th of December I received my first salary in life as a fresh graduate which I was employed as a school teacher last month.


Do you think I will be able to get marry with this salary by next December?
I really want to probe further taking into consideration that you are a "fresh graduate" who just got a job as a "school teacher" . . .Fresh graduate as in SSCE, NCE, OND, HND/BSc. huh . . . I'm just wondering!

Romance › Re: Bride Stands On A Bench While Dancing With Tall Groom On Their Wedding (Video) by shoprite: 12:56pm On Dec 05, 2023
Not to worry . . .The equation dey always balance on top bed grin grin grin
Family › Re: Parents With Sickle Cell Kids How Do You Cope? by shoprite: 11:29pm On Nov 30, 2023
Yemike:
I need people with experience on how to manage SS Crisis.
Both my parent are AS and we the kids are 5. I'm the first child and I'm lucky to be AA, the 2nd born AS, 3rd, 4th, 5th - SS.
I have 3 SS siblings and right now most of their responsibility and wellbeing is on me as the first born cuz my P-man is old already.
Just last week I have to rush down to my brother's school to bring him home cuz he called me in the middle of the night weeping cuz the pain is just too much and his roommate isn't around.
My question now is how can it be managed? cuz it's really affecting everybody cuz It's affecting their studies, I'm exhausted right now cuz anytime it happens it's ends with me borrowing funds to send to them and lastly it's sucks happiness out of the atmosphere as hearing a teenager weeping and knowing you can't do anything about it is saddening.

I've seen some people asking if they as AS can also marry AS please and please don't try it as you'll just be bringing innocent kids here just to suffer. The trauma of you seeing your kids in pain sef no be here.

How can SS Crisis be avoided/managed?

I'd have loved my write up to be well detailed but the little I wrote up there took up to an hour cuz my phone is bad.

You experience and advice will be well appreciated. Thanks.
I just might have some info that will help . . .Give me till tomorrow I will be back here to share once I confirm from my source. Hang in there!
Politics › Re: Obi V Tinubu: We Haven't Received The CTC Of Your Judgement -LP 2 Supreme Court by shoprite: 8:18pm On Nov 28, 2023
Babangidapikin:
Someone waiting for clerical error 🤫🤫
grin grin grin

Celebrities › Re: 6 Nigerian Celebrities Who Became More Popular After Their Death by shoprite: 11:12pm On Nov 23, 2023
clefstone:
Christy Essien Igbokwe shouldn't be on this list. She was more famous alive than when she died
You took this right outta my mouth . . .Who made this list? Christy Essien was very well known while she was alive not after she died! undecided

Travel › Re: Car Crashes Into A Building In Idimu, Lagos. 4 Hospitalized (Photos) by shoprite: 5:40pm On Nov 20, 2023
TechCapon:
that's rx 350 not es 350
Its not that hard to differentiate between a Sedan and an SUV . . .Its actually a Sedan . . . ES350 precisely! undecided

Pets › Re: Nigerian Vet Doctor Takes To His Heels After A Pitbull Loosens Self From Chain by shoprite: 10:54am On Nov 15, 2023
Why should someone call himself a vet if he doesn't have the simplest tool as a muzzle (mouth guard for dogs) ? undecided

Politics › Re: Bayelsa Poll: INEC Conducted One Of The Best Elections Ever, Says Gov Diri by shoprite: 10:15am On Nov 15, 2023
Bayelsa Poll: INEC Conducted One Of The Best Elections Ever, Says Gov Diri
When it is in your favour . . .That's usually the way to go! undecided
Politics › Re: SUVs for NASS members: Nobody'll Contemplate such Under My Administration - Obi by shoprite: 11:26am On Nov 10, 2023
SUVs for NASS members: Nobody'll Contemplate such Under My Administration - Obi
Saint Obi undecided

Crime › Re: FUTMinna Lecturer, Adefolalu Funmilola Sherifat, Found Dead With Her Throat Slit by shoprite: 6:16pm On Oct 30, 2023
In all of these, y'all be shocked to know that the said former maid knows nothing about this. Someone just made good use of an opportunity to divert attention to a direction where "everyone" will naturally be looking, and that's the maid! undecided

Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Spain-bound Businessman, Intercepts Heroin, Meth Consignments by shoprite: 5:40pm On Oct 22, 2023
Now all the people Sherif has been oppressing who have also been wishing to be like Sherif . . .the "International Businessman" , Paris today, Madrid tomorrow, should all come out now and say if they still wish to be like him. Never be envious of any show of wealth especially when you cannot even confirm the source of wealth. Let me come and be going!

Romance › Re: Groom & His Mother-In-Law Dance While His Bride Watches (Video) by shoprite: 6:30pm On Oct 21, 2023
. . .and where was the father in-law when all these was going down? undecided

Crime › Re: Dose Rebecca Oluwaseunfunmi Sentenced To Death In Iraq For Attempting Suicide by shoprite: 1:29pm On Oct 20, 2023
Now this is the part I'm still trying to figure out . . .How does one attempt suicide and after being stopped from committing suicide still end up with a death sentence for attempting suicide? Y'all better study your japa destination before making that move! undecided

Crime › Re: Woman Flogged For Allegedly Stealing Three Bunches Of Plantain In Akwa Ibom by shoprite: 5:58pm On Oct 18, 2023
Looking at the pictures, they almost killed her for three bunches of plantain undecided

Family › Re: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by shoprite: 5:32pm On Oct 18, 2023
LOL . . .See them kids looking like aliens with those shades grin grin grin . . .Don't bother asking for my own xmas pictures . . .the laugh wey go follow go fit make pregnant woman get miscarriage grin grin grin

Travel › Re: Should I Stay and Complete My PhD Or Accept a 30 NZD Per Hour Job In New Zealand by shoprite: 2:55pm On Oct 18, 2023
Middleborn:
1Nzd is equal to 59 cents.
This is not true . . .1NZD is about 450NGN
Foreign Affairs › Re: Fake Kenyan Lawyer Who Won 26 Cases, Arrested!! by shoprite: 3:13pm On Oct 15, 2023
Bacteria8:
so a fake lawyer defeated 26 authentic lawyers .

Those 26 authentic lawyers should be arrested and jailed instead.
My thought exactly! undecided

Crime › Re: Residents Filmed Scooping Fuel From A Fallen Tanker In Lagos by shoprite: 11:14am On Oct 13, 2023
98% Nigerians never learn! huh

Celebrities › Re: Pinnick Calls Out Davido For Allegedly Refusing To Perform After $96,400 Payment by shoprite: 1:50pm On Oct 08, 2023
seborrhic:
BurnaBoy is bigger according to you and you have other artistes in Warri to call but you still for Davido and paid him ₦100m upfront?
Clown!!
Exactly!!! This is the comment I've been looking for.

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