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Crime / Re: Police In The US Intercept Stolen Cars Bound For West Africa by shoprite: 1:25pm On Jul 30, 2023
Luckysbab:


No mind am. Like it’s only Nigerians that export goods to Nigeria for sale.

...or maybe Nigeria na the only West African country because there is no where in the write-up that Nigeria was mentioned . . .Very dumb!

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Jackie Chan Pays Ejike Victor For Graphic Design by shoprite: 5:02pm On Jul 19, 2023
wiseword316:
Come and see how Nigerians will start drawing Jackie.

"Draw-Athon" grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Abuja To Delta: I Didn’t Steal Car, Only Test-Driving – Suspect by shoprite: 10:41am On Jul 19, 2023
Abuja To Delta: I Didn’t Steal Car, Only Test-Driving

Where is GWR when you really need them . . . Someone just set the record for the longest Test-Drive ! grin grin grin

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Properties / Re: Who is to blame here? Me or my landlord by shoprite: 4:27pm On Jul 14, 2023
PaulH07:


Since when has it been like that.

The Aguda wey I know dey suffer light wellwell oh cheesy

Chairman . . .its a new day, still didn't step out today as I'm on Malaria medication . . .Guess what? The light has not even blinked today! cool
Crime / Re: Soldier Damages Ogun Couple's Car For Cautioning Him Over Reckless Driving by shoprite: 4:12pm On Jul 14, 2023
In the next few days, I would like to come on Nairaland again to read that the animal was identified and disciplined for such a show of shame . . .Anything short of that will put a BIG question mark on the responsiveness of the military authorities to the attacks on civilians by these poorly trained recruits.
Properties / Re: Who is to blame here? Me or my landlord by shoprite: 11:39pm On Jul 13, 2023
PaulH07:


Abeg no vex oh, but I'll like to know which part of Lagos you dey see that 23-24hrs light.

Make I love there abeg. I no go even mind dey spend 20k on light per month sef...

Mine runs exactly like this in Aguda, Surulere . . .Been home all day today, light only went off for about 45 minutes
Properties / Re: Who is to blame here? Me or my landlord by shoprite: 11:33pm On Jul 13, 2023
Truth is you have no business paying any accumulated electricity bill you met before moving into the apartment . similar cases have been settled in the law courts in the recent past. Do the needful and don't pay for anything you did not use.

See the link below for instance;

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjOxLS83YyAAxUzoFwKHTLlDCUQFnoECBgQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fpunchng.com%2Foutstanding-bills-cannot-be-enforced-on-new-tenants-nerc%2F&usg=AOvVaw16tu9NAju2GkvCffKtQs8M&opi=89978449
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience As A Small Sized/petite Individual by shoprite: 9:26pm On Jul 01, 2023
sirjoggy:
Na so I follow my girlfriend to where she want to rent house, the landlord see both of us and started shouting hey i don't want single mother in my house


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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience As A Small Sized/petite Individual by shoprite: 9:22pm On Jul 01, 2023
Ok . . .Let me share my petite story. This one happened some years back, I owned a Mercedes ML350 SUV back then, A/C wasn't cooling at a point so I took it for fixing. After checking the car, the A/C technician looked at me and said . . ."Oya call oga tell am say the A/c get leakage, I go fix the leakage and put gas, the money na N22k anything oga talk make you let me know because I get another work for hand o" grin grin grin . . .One guy who already knew me was standing close by and he burst into uncontrollable laughter . . .I couldn't help but join him grin . . .It was this guy that was then telling him . . ."Na oga be this o . . .Na him get the motor o" grin grin grin ... I told him he should have waited for me to negotiate as oga's boy to get a reduction on the cost before revealing to him ...The life no balance ;N**ga didn't think I could afford a Benz because of my body size!

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Education / Re: Liang Shi Fails 27th Attempt At Passing University Entrance Exams by shoprite: 8:12am On Jun 28, 2023
Liang Shi Fails 27th Attempt At Passing University Entrance Exams

No be by force to go school na . . .But did anyone pick out the positive side of this story? Liang Shi is a "Millionaire" . . .In some other countries he would just buy his way into school using his millions . . .But not in China !!!
Family / Re: Wife Sister Naming Her Baby After My Wife Ex Boyfriend by shoprite: 7:52am On Jun 28, 2023
taylor89:
God wey get the “MAJESTY” never get PTSD na you come dey get

I feel you suffer inferiority

You no wan hear anything wey go make any MAJESTY near your wife or family again be it in male or female form / adult or child form

Or your wife is in labour at odd hour & the only doctor on seat is the real MAJESTY her ex. Lol you go rather carry your wife go meet Shekau to help u than watch Doc MAJESTY see your wife TOTO again

If you come change job and your bosses name is MAJESTY you go find rope enter bush majestically

Imagine this kind man become a lecturer tomorrow and one innocent student wey entire community contribute money send go university, unfortunately for the innocent child his name is MAJESTY

Nothing that boy fit write wey you go pass am

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Politics / Re: AbdulHakeem: Appointed Board Chairman By Buhari In May, Sacked By Tinubu In June by shoprite: 7:30am On Jun 28, 2023
AbdulHakeem: Appointed Board Chairman By Buhari In May, Sacked By Tinubu In June

Another Guinness World Record loading . . . grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Missing Titanic Sub Likely Imploded In ‘catastrophic Loss’ by shoprite: 6:28pm On Jun 23, 2023
19 yr old killed in Titan submarine was "terrified" about trip, joined crew to please father - Aunt reveals


Saw the headline above in one of the news coverage for this mishap and it really got to me . . . Poor lad !
Crime / Re: Kabir Bala 'OKWO' Shot Dead Hours After Kogi Govt Revoked His Pardon by shoprite: 6:23pm On Jun 23, 2023
Good riddance!!! . . .If you ask me
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is Asking For Non-Existent Documents In Petition Against Tinubu – INEC by shoprite: 1:13pm On Jun 21, 2023
Throwback:
When werey enter bush, wetin you think say he go find?

He is in search of anything to hold on too.

He fit return with Mango make he call am Mandate.

Politics / Re: Police Officers Send-Off Former IG, Alkali Baba by shoprite: 1:11pm On Jun 21, 2023
Police officers seen celebrating the removal of Alkali Baba as IGP at the police force headquarters in Abuja.

Truth be told, they also most likely celebrated when Alkali Baba was decorated as IGP some years back. . . Lesson : Don't ever forget that line in the song by ArrDee " In this world you come and you go" !
Politics / Re: Labour Party’s Maths Professor Prepared Reports For Only Two States by shoprite: 8:37pm On Jun 17, 2023
Labour Party’s Maths Professor Prepared Reports For Only Two States

"The Professor was then asked whether an analysis of election results from just two states is enough to make conclusions on a presidential election, and he said he was limited by time"

I guess the last question and answer sums it up! undecided
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Directs DSS To Vacate EFCC Office Immediately by shoprite: 7:07pm On May 30, 2023
olatade:
This is what I voted for honestly. In those days you will be hearing 'I am not aware'

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Crime / Re: Court Sentences Rahmon Adedoyin To Death By Hanging Over Adegoke's Murder by shoprite: 2:15pm On May 30, 2023
4ward4:


There is always a right to appeal until it gets to the Supreme Court. But he will forever be in bondage until then .

Rev king appealed and the death sentence was upheld but still awaiting execution undecided

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Crime / Re: Court Sentences Rahmon Adedoyin To Death By Hanging Over Adegoke's Murder by shoprite: 2:08pm On May 30, 2023
Court Sentences Rahmon Adedoyin To Death By Hanging Over Adegoke's Murder

My problem is not the judgement, I worry about the execution of the judgment. These guys could be there for another 10 years or more then someday one government grants them pardon and they are off the hook . . .just like that! undecided

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Politics / Re: Labour Reacts To Tinubu’s Plan To Remove Subsidy by shoprite: 11:55am On May 30, 2023
BlackAdams007:
Obi said it, but added what he will use the money of subsidy funds to do, i can remember him saying he'll use it in the health, educational sector etc... but we don't know what Tinubu wants to do now, i think we still have to wait and see.

Below is what Tinubu said . . .

“Subsidy can no longer justify its ever-increasing costs in the wake of drying resources.
“We shall instead re-channel the funds into better investment in public infrastructure, education, health care and jobs that will materially improve the lives of millions,”
Politics / Re: Reactions As Dapo Abiodun Takes Oath Of Office In An Empty Stadium (pics). by shoprite: 11:33am On May 30, 2023
inoki247:




Same you that was in Abia enjoying Davido show at Alex Otti swear in yesterday same you dey Lagos....


You people and lie....



I just hope Tinubu matter no kill u..


I tire for that guy o ! grin grin grin

Family / Re: I'm A 102-Year-Old — Good Sex Is My Secret To A Long Life by shoprite: 11:37pm On May 27, 2023
LikeAking:
Anybody wey sex this one is very wicked.

Even as he is doing it to keep her alive? undecided
Politics / Re: Perfect Transition: Tinubu Knows Buhari Allowed Him Win The 2023 Election- Garba by shoprite: 6:22pm On May 25, 2023
adioolayi:
Tinubu won 2023 elections Mr Garba..

Which one be "allowed him win"

No dey bring that narratives here....all Presidency indices during the primaries and the election itself no favour Tinubu

I tire for "Mr Garbage" o ! undecided
Family / Re: Husband Flies 1st Class, Makes Wife And Children Sit In Economy - Is It Right? by shoprite: 7:06pm On May 23, 2023
Husband Flies 1st Class, Makes Wife And Children Sit In Economy - Is It Right?

Them even see Economy fly . . .For a change, them for try go board "God is Good" or "The Young" for Jibowu make them feel the difference grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Sent Back To Prison As Court Adjourns Assault Case Hearing by shoprite: 7:03pm On May 23, 2023
Badb0y4lyf:
Demn!!! Even if I’m offered 2 billion naira I can’t live in Nigeria it just survival of the richest

Ironically, with N2 billion you will be rich enough to join the race for survival of the richest grin grin grin
Romance / Re: How can my sister politely refuse the sexual advances of a married lecturer. by shoprite: 3:31pm On May 23, 2023
IamtheTruth1:


Let he record all the chats and phone call with the man. Let her play along. Then when she has enough evidence. Tell me the man no and act cool. If he goes ahead and fails her. She should not worry. Let her mssg the man on chat or sms. Leaving digital copy. Asking the man to give man why he failed her... Ok . I am ready. Send an address. Then go straight to the school authorities with all you have. If they school slides it. Get a lawyer. Mind you it will be a tough battle but you will win. She just need to tag the school and the lecturer on Twitter.

Gbam!

Don't mind those telling you she has to give-in for fear of not graduating. Tell her to carefully follow the above steps and she'll be fine !
Foreign Affairs / Re: Congolese Minister Kazadi Impregnates His Deputy, Aminata Namasia by shoprite: 6:21pm On May 20, 2023
Congolese Minister Kazadi Impregnates His Deputy, Aminata Namasia

Nothing wey Musa no go see for gate ! grin grin grin

Health / Re: Surgeons Remove Massive Tumor From Mr. Muritala's Mouth After Donations by shoprite: 5:09pm On May 20, 2023
Benard5050:
I know of a young girl of probably 18 to 20yrs having this same tumor, is there a way u can help her pls?

Use the twitter link in the post to reach out to those who pushed for Mr Muritala, she could also get help . . .I will be willing to donate too if details are made available.
Politics / Re: Africa Will Miss Buhari’s Leadership, Says Ghanaian President, Akufo-addo by shoprite: 4:43pm On May 20, 2023
Africa Will Miss Buhari’s Leadership, Says Ghanaian President, Akufo-addo

We can't wait !

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TV/Movies / Re: NTA Wooden Backdrop Falls On Presenter On Live TV by shoprite: 6:32pm On May 18, 2023
The NTA "backdrop" lived up to its name . . . it dropped right on her back ! grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Policeman Slapped By Seun Kuti Is In 'Coma' - Police by shoprite: 11:12am On May 17, 2023
Policeman Slapped By Seun Kuti Is In 'Coma' - Police

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