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Travel / Re: Car Crashes Into A Building In Idimu, Lagos. 4 Hospitalized (Photos) by shoprite: 5:40pm On Nov 20, 2023
TechCapon:
that's rx 350 not es 350

Its not that hard to differentiate between a Sedan and an SUV . . .Its actually a Sedan . . . ES350 precisely! undecided

Pets / Re: Nigerian Vet Doctor Takes To His Heels After A Pitbull Loosens Self From Chain by shoprite: 10:54am On Nov 15, 2023
Why should someone call himself a vet if he doesn't have the simplest tool as a muzzle (mouth guard for dogs) ? undecided

Politics / Re: Bayelsa Poll: INEC Conducted One Of The Best Elections Ever, Says Gov Diri by shoprite: 10:15am On Nov 15, 2023
Bayelsa Poll: INEC Conducted One Of The Best Elections Ever, Says Gov Diri

When it is in your favour . . .That's usually the way to go! undecided
Politics / Re: SUVs for NASS members: Nobody'll Contemplate such Under My Administration - Obi by shoprite: 11:26am On Nov 10, 2023
SUVs for NASS members: Nobody'll Contemplate such Under My Administration - Obi


Saint Obi undecided

Crime / Re: FUTMinna Lecturer, Adefolalu Funmilola Sherifat, Found Dead With Her Throat Slit by shoprite: 6:16pm On Oct 30, 2023
In all of these, y'all be shocked to know that the said former maid knows nothing about this. Someone just made good use of an opportunity to divert attention to a direction where "everyone" will naturally be looking, and that's the maid! undecided

Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Spain-bound Businessman, Intercepts Heroin, Meth Consignments by shoprite: 5:40pm On Oct 22, 2023
Now all the people Sherif has been oppressing who have also been wishing to be like Sherif . . .the "International Businessman" , Paris today, Madrid tomorrow, should all come out now and say if they still wish to be like him. Never be envious of any show of wealth especially when you cannot even confirm the source of wealth. Let me come and be going!

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Romance / Re: Groom & His Mother-In-Law Dance While His Bride Watches (Video) by shoprite: 6:30pm On Oct 21, 2023
. . .and where was the father in-law when all these was going down? undecided

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Crime / Re: Dose Rebecca Oluwaseunfunmi Sentenced To Death In Iraq For Attempting Suicide by shoprite: 1:29pm On Oct 20, 2023
Now this is the part I'm still trying to figure out . . .How does one attempt suicide and after being stopped from committing suicide still end up with a death sentence for attempting suicide? Y'all better study your japa destination before making that move! undecided

Crime / Re: Woman Flogged For Allegedly Stealing Three Bunches Of Plantain In Akwa Ibom by shoprite: 5:58pm On Oct 18, 2023
Looking at the pictures, they almost killed her for three bunches of plantain undecided

Family / Re: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by shoprite: 5:32pm On Oct 18, 2023
LOL . . .See them kids looking like aliens with those shades grin grin grin . . .Don't bother asking for my own xmas pictures . . .the laugh wey go follow go fit make pregnant woman get miscarriage grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Should I Stay and Complete My PhD Or Accept a 30 NZD Per Hour Job In New Zealand by shoprite: 2:55pm On Oct 18, 2023
Middleborn:


1Nzd is equal to 59 cents.

This is not true . . .1NZD is about 450NGN
Foreign Affairs / Re: Fake Kenyan Lawyer Who Won 26 Cases, Arrested!! by shoprite: 3:13pm On Oct 15, 2023
Bacteria8:
so a fake lawyer defeated 26 authentic lawyers .

Those 26 authentic lawyers should be arrested and jailed instead.

My thought exactly! undecided

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Crime / Re: Residents Filmed Scooping Fuel From A Fallen Tanker In Lagos by shoprite: 11:14am On Oct 13, 2023
98% Nigerians never learn!

Celebrities / Re: Pinnick Calls Out Davido For Allegedly Refusing To Perform After $96,400 Payment by shoprite: 1:50pm On Oct 08, 2023
seborrhic:
BurnaBoy is bigger according to you and you have other artistes in Warri to call but you still for Davido and paid him ₦100m upfront?
Clown!!

Exactly!!! This is the comment I've been looking for.

Crime / Re: New Format To Rob People. Be Careful Out There by shoprite: 6:07pm On Sep 29, 2023
garriAndsugar:
Anybody wey no Sabi use ATM make e ask security to help am. That's their work

This is exactly the way it works !
Family / Re: Look At The Snake I Killed In My Living Room Just Now by shoprite: 11:37am On Sep 27, 2023
Well . . .Don't know how long ago you completed that building since you say the place is currently not bushy, sometimes those reptiles chill in the blocks or in the ceiling while construction is on going. Then somehow they find their way back into the house much later through any little opening. A good thing you saw it before any stories that touch.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is 4th Cheapest Country To Live In The World - World Of Statistics by shoprite: 11:25am On Sep 27, 2023
Nigeria Is 4th Cheapest Country To Live In The World - World Of Statistics

Did anyone else notice how the poverty-stricken nations (mostly in Asia & Africa) took the top spots while the countries with the highest GDP and most respected passports that can access as many as 192 countries on "Visa Free" status chill at the bottom? This life no just balance! undecided

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Crime / Re: Uduak Adams Tortured By Mob In Surulere Over False Kidnap Allegation by shoprite: 6:31pm On Sep 24, 2023
therealMcCain:


Some mob will not allow you move an inch not to talk about opening booth to collect wheel spanner.

It will be instant beating and hitting. One should not pray to find himself in such situation.

For daring to threaten them, some mob will be triggered and you won't like the resulting effect.

As for the man that says intervene, you only do so when it's your terrain and you are well known else run to get help or stay aside.

Merely telling the mob that the accused is innocent can spell doom for you because you could be tagged as an accomplice.


Very correct . . .Its just crazy how people jump on someone in the name of "jungle justice" without any form of verification . . .Only God knows how many innocent people have been killed by these retards in this barbaric manner

Crime / Re: Uduak Adams Tortured By Mob In Surulere Over False Kidnap Allegation by shoprite: 5:14pm On Sep 24, 2023
jaeyking:
So what is the NBA doing about this

Na for this country it look like lawyers no know wetin dem get

Exactly my thought . . .Why does the NBA as a legal body exist? Has the Association stepped forward yet?

Politics / Re: Willie Obiano Walking His Dog In USA (Video) by shoprite: 4:47pm On Sep 21, 2023
TheBillyonaire:
Yesterday, I saw the Ex-Mayor of New York, Mr. Cuomo walking his dogs on the streets of Awka?


grin grin grin

Crime / Re: A Wicked Woman Starves And Beats A 5-year-old To Tatters by shoprite: 10:57am On Sep 14, 2023
Unfortunately this didn't happen in Nigeria as I can see some blaming a particular tribe already. Murray town barracks is in Sierra Leone. undecided

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Politics / Re: 100 Days: Tinubu’s Economic Policies Hurting Nigerians — Bode George by shoprite: 10:15am On Sep 05, 2023
Naijaguy123:
Bode us a b@stard .

You said you’ll leave Nigeria if Tinubu wins the election.

I tire for the man o . . .him never go on exile as him talk that time undecided
Celebrities / Re: Police To Arrest Farida Abdukabir Who Attempted Suicide Over Failed Marriage by shoprite: 10:06pm On Aug 19, 2023
Police To Arrest Farida Abdukabir Who Attempted Suicide Over Failed Marriage

Arrest? . . .Come add to the already depressed woman's problems abi? 🙄
Romance / Re: Can You Leave A Good Woman/man Because They Slept With Someone By Mistake? by shoprite: 10:49pm On Aug 15, 2023
Which one be "Slept With Someone By Mistake" ?

As in she by mistake go the guy house . . .
She come by mistake enter the guy room . . .
Then by mistake she remove pant . . .
Then final mistake she lie down open her legs . . .

What a world full of mistakes!!! 🤔

grin grin grin

Politics / Re: 15 LASTMA Officials Wounded In Clash With Soldiers: LASTMA Vacates Duty Posts by shoprite: 10:37pm On Aug 15, 2023
Antoeni:
I Must Commend The Nigeria Military For The Brain Reset On LASTMA, It's Was Long OverDue, I Urge The Military to Make it a Continuous Exercise

grin grin grin

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Science/Technology / Re: Goat "Attacks" Lion At Ogba Zoo In Benin, The Lion Later Caught It (Video) by shoprite: 6:22pm On Aug 03, 2023
A classic example of "When they cheer you to your grave" grin
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija All Stars: "Having Sex On National TV Is Terrible" – Doyin Tells Soma by shoprite: 11:34am On Aug 03, 2023
BBNaija All Stars: "Having Sex On National TV Is Terrible" – Doyin Tells Soma

What else is the show all about? undecided

Politics / Re: I Passed Common Entrance In Primary 3 Because Of My Brilliance – Senator Abbo by shoprite: 6:42pm On Aug 01, 2023
Let me tell you a personal story. I sat for the common entrance examination when I was in primary three and I won because I was exceptionally brilliant. I passed, it is all the same; winning and passing is the same.

Coming from an "exceptionally brilliant" fellow . . .I give up. BTW, is he still into shopping around for adult toys? . . .Just asking!

Crime / Re: Police In The US Intercept Stolen Cars Bound For West Africa by shoprite: 1:25pm On Jul 30, 2023
Luckysbab:


No mind am. Like it’s only Nigerians that export goods to Nigeria for sale.

...or maybe Nigeria na the only West African country because there is no where in the write-up that Nigeria was mentioned . . .Very dumb!

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Jackie Chan Pays Ejike Victor For Graphic Design by shoprite: 5:02pm On Jul 19, 2023
wiseword316:
Come and see how Nigerians will start drawing Jackie.

"Draw-Athon" grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Abuja To Delta: I Didn’t Steal Car, Only Test-Driving – Suspect by shoprite: 10:41am On Jul 19, 2023
Abuja To Delta: I Didn’t Steal Car, Only Test-Driving

Where is GWR when you really need them . . . Someone just set the record for the longest Test-Drive ! grin grin grin

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Properties / Re: Who is to blame here? Me or my landlord by shoprite: 4:27pm On Jul 14, 2023
PaulH07:


Since when has it been like that.

The Aguda wey I know dey suffer light wellwell oh cheesy

Chairman . . .its a new day, still didn't step out today as I'm on Malaria medication . . .Guess what? The light has not even blinked today! cool

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