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Sports / Re: Tokyo 2020: Athletes Won't Receive Condoms, So As To Reduce Sex At The Olympics by shoprite: 10:41am On Jul 20, 2021
Tokyo 2020: Athletes Won't Receive Condoms, So As To Reduce Sex At The Olympics

No wonder that athlete from Uganda "ja pa" . . .una wan deny guys foreign p ..sy abi? grin

Education / Re: Eluemunor Richard Okasia Dies In Russia After Rescuing A Drowning Lady (Photos) by shoprite: 2:19pm On Jul 19, 2021
Bluntguy:
Who done survive rescuing a lady before.

Pets / Re: My Pet Snake by shoprite: 4:52pm On Jul 18, 2021
ifedohlahpoh:

Came home yesterday and saw this on my doorstep. I researched and found it's non venomous. I wish to keep it as a pet.
Any advice?


Good luck with that undecided

Sports / Re: Julius Ssekitoleko: Ugandan Athlete 'Disappears' From Camp In Osaka, Japan by shoprite: 4:12pm On Jul 18, 2021
Julius Ssekitoleko: Ugandan Athlete 'Disappears' From Camp In Osaka, Japan


If na you nko ?

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Romance / Re: Groom Caught Bride Cheating On Him With His Best Man And Called Off The Wedding by shoprite: 4:48pm On Jul 17, 2021
donmixc:
foolish guy, as if he never cheat/still cheating

You may be right . . .but not with his friend's fiancee undecided
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Mother's Burial: E-Money Arrives In Style by shoprite: 1:27pm On Jul 16, 2021
osamz007:


What of men of IROKO AND MAHOGANY


grin grin grin

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Car Talk / Re: Four Cats And A Snake Found In A Woman's Prado Jeep (Video, Photos) by shoprite: 11:51am On Jul 15, 2021
Four Cats And A Snake Found In A Woman's Prado Jeep

That's not a Toyota Prado . . .its a Toyota Highlander . . .Whatever, the good part is the fact that no one was hurt . . .but most def she has a lot of work to do back home . . .I can imagine how many more may be hiding where she lives. undecided

Celebrities / Re: Indian Red Boy Shot Dead (Photos) by shoprite: 4:56pm On Jul 14, 2021
What's up y'all . . .Its "gun 'em down week" in America ! undecided

Education / Re: Senate Proposes 18 As Age For UTME Candidates by shoprite: 3:49pm On Jul 13, 2021
adioolayi:
Underage marriage was never their problem....but age at which someone can write exams is their headache...

Misplaced priorities!

I just tire o . . .sometimes I wonder how I share my Nationality with these kind of sick individuals called leaders undecided

Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa High Court Rejects Zuma’s Bid To Delay Sentence by shoprite: 3:16pm On Jul 09, 2021
New meme loading . . . grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Shagari Lighted A Cigarette, Smoked While The PM Was Addressing An Audience by shoprite: 11:36am On Jul 09, 2021
Saifullah01:

Abeg how do you "dislike" a comment?

NYSC / Re: Ishaku: NYSC Should Be 2 Years, Corpers Must Be Trained To Handle Guns by shoprite: 4:45pm On Jul 08, 2021
Ishaku: NYSC Should Be 2 Years, Corpers Must Be Trained To Handle Guns

Romance / Re: Delta Market Chairman, Okpako, Dies During Sex Romp With His Wife’s Salesgirl by shoprite: 2:54pm On Jul 08, 2021
Delta Market Chairman, Okpako, Dies During Sex Romp With His Wife’s Salesgirl

Hmmm . . .Dem don nack Okpako Akpako !

Romance / Re: I Just Asked My Crush Out And She Obliged Me, What Do I Do Next? by shoprite: 2:08pm On Jul 08, 2021
I Just Asked My Crush Out And She Obliged Me, What Do I Do Next?

Go in ! grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Katsina: Mustapha Yusuf-Jibia Wants Viewing Centres Converted To Islamic Schools by shoprite: 1:12pm On Jul 07, 2021
Katsina: Mustapha Yusuf-Jibia Wants Viewing Centres Converted To Islamic Schools

Politics / Re: Onyekachi Nwebonyi: Ebonyi Commissioner Pours Woman's Food Away by shoprite: 2:44pm On Jul 05, 2021
Wisdomkosi:



This is why this country will not get better.

Why should the Commissioner throw the woman's food away?

Why can't the Commissioner fine the woman like 5k.

This will make her not try it again instead of pouring the woman's food away just like that.

You medical attention seriously.


Unfortunately these crooked Naija politicians know nothing about fines and other civil means to deter people . . .they just do what they know how to do best . . .act the fool ! undecided

Celebrities / Re: Isaac Johnson Has World's Widest Mouth Of 10.1cm (Guinness World Record) by shoprite: 1:43pm On Jul 04, 2021
Isaac . . .Shut up and drive !

Car Talk / Re: Seller crashes Customer’s Ferrari in Abuja, just before it was purchased. by shoprite: 9:50am On Jun 27, 2021
TarOrfeeek:
This is why you must greet old women on the road when leaving the house to work.

Even if them no reply you, you done remove your hand from their wahala.

grin grin grin

Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Posted Someone Else Love Of My Life by shoprite: 9:43am On Jun 27, 2021
Am I about to experience heart break .? Should I kuku end the relationship now ? Pls I need your advice

I no really understand . . .relationship wey don end already? Abi you want to re-end it ! No be you say she don post one new guy as "LOML" not once but twice. . . are you still searching for clues?

Education / Re: UNILAG On Chidinma Ojukwu: Why We Can’t Take Action Yet On Our Student by shoprite: 2:07pm On Jun 26, 2021
Very well said . . .this has nothing to do with Unilag, her private life does not have any connection with the school . . .it happened several Kilome . . .kilome . . kilome . . .kilome . . .kilome....kilome . . .kilome.....kilometers away from Unilag Campus

Congratulations Chidinma you just earned yourself an award !

Romance / Re: Fake Yahoo Boy & Arrest: The Marriage Proposal That Got A Lady Crying (Video) by shoprite: 12:59pm On Jun 23, 2021
Naijaguy12345:
What a lovely lady, begging, knelt down with her man. It look like real love. Another girl will be like officer I no dey o ! May your love blossom.
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You took it right outta ma mouth ! cool

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Crime / Re: Corper Oyeyemi Caleb Jailed For Yahoo-Yahoo Romance Scam (Photo) by shoprite: 11:57am On Jun 23, 2021
Hmmm....one whole year in jail for N40 something thousand naira ($100usd) . . .Certainly not a good deal . . .this Corper no calculate well undecided

Politics / Re: Juju Placed Near Umuahia Police Post (Photo) by shoprite: 11:49am On Jun 23, 2021
pyyxxaro:
Naa for Nigeria u go see Vigilante de guide police station

Travel / Re: Thousands Sign Petition To Stop Jeff Bezos From Returning To Earth by shoprite: 6:40pm On Jun 22, 2021
Chukabiz:
Lol.
You are rich, wahala, you no get money, wahala.

I think I prefer rich man's wahala chaa

Reminds me of that Basketmouth song (World People) . . . grin grin grin

"Eh, ah, ah
Mogbe
Person get money gbege
Person no get money gbege
Make man live him life"

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Politics / Re: APC Orders 3m Bunches Of Brooms For New Members In Cross River by shoprite: 1:00pm On Jun 22, 2021
Chai . . .na to arrange 3 million brooms enter Calabar be that o . . . imagine where one broom dey go for 5k cool

Crime / Re: Boy Tied To A Metal Cross Begs For Mercy (Disturbing Photos) by shoprite: 4:35pm On Jun 19, 2021
Very simple . . .the boy's face is exposed . . .some other faces are also exposed in the recording, someone somewhere knows those faces . . .so security agencies get down to work ASAP ! undecided

Politics / Re: Buhari: Nigerians Love Me, That’s Why I’m Paying Them Back by shoprite: 2:44pm On Jun 18, 2021
Buhari: Nigerians Love Me, That’s Why I’m Paying Them Back

Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Set To Open A Football Academy In Jos, Visits Governor Lalong (Pics) by shoprite: 12:45am On Jun 18, 2021
Make him sha do comot there before them kidnap am for ransom undecided

Crime / Re: Grandma Uses Her 7-Year-Old Granddaughter As Sex Slave, Collects ₦1500 by shoprite: 3:13pm On Jun 17, 2021
It is all over !!!

Crime / Re: Joy Saturday Kidnapped, Gang-Raped & Killed By Man She Bought Land From (Video) by shoprite: 3:11pm On Jun 17, 2021
Can NPF just circulate the pictures of those on the run and get down to business ASAP?

Education / Re: Ekiti University Students Beat Suspected Armed Robber To Death (Photo) by shoprite: 5:12pm On Jun 15, 2021
zeuss:


Are you sure he is actually one of the robbers? Many innocent lives have been lost to jungle justice....... U or ur loved one could be a victim also

That's the same point I raise in every jungle justice news . . .I have heard stories of how people narrowly escaped being lynched for something they knew nothing about , , ,its really a jungle out there so y'all better be careful.

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Politics / Re: An Armed Robber Who Ambushed Abiola Became A Governor - Zainab Duke-Abiola, Wife by shoprite: 10:37pm On Jun 14, 2021
temitope27:
Maybe fayose

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