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Travel › Re: The Corpse Of Sunday Ajayi, Anambra FRSC Commander Who Died In Accident by shortgun(m): 3:00pm On Dec 16, 2018

When death comes it comes.
That's a Honda, notoriously known for ball joint pulling in motion.
Me thinks what happened was the ball joint pulled in motion making the car to brake abruptly and it was rammed from behind by the bus.

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Culture › Re: EKET DAY FESTIVAL: See Beautiful Masquerades On Display by shortgun(m): 2:34pm On Dec 16, 2018

Nigerdeltaent:
If only we realize and stop eliminating our culture, but rather look for ways to harnese them for productive use.

True talk Bro.

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Culture › Re: EKET DAY FESTIVAL: See Beautiful Masquerades On Display by shortgun(m): 12:31pm On Dec 16, 2018

We are blessed with beautiful culture

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Celebrities › Re: Girl Fixing Her Bra In Car’s Tinted Window Had No Idea Anybody Was Inside by shortgun(m): 8:45pm On Dec 14, 2018

Free show

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 8:34pm On Dec 14, 2018

Eddee:
I've had dealings with Nurey, Oluwaseunla and even Kingreign, they're all professional to the core. Kingreign did me one further by bringing my E350 4matic down to Calabar from Abuja. Nigeria bad, no mean say na every body spoil. If you like shine ya eyes from morning til night, if you are unwilling to spend at the very least between 5 to 10% of the value of the car you intend to procure on a PPI done by an unbiased chap - you will keep posting error codes and issues and cc'ing the Mechos here for online diagnosis

5-10% value of the car for PPI cheesy

....that's why I told the guy to shine his eyes well well.

Crime › Re: Police Threatens "Blind" Beggar With Tear Gas, See What Happened Next. Photos by shortgun(m): 6:04pm On Dec 13, 2018

Is this a crime?
Lagos CP should interpret the law for us abeg.

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Food › Re: My Egusi Soup With Scent Leaves Recipe.. by shortgun(m): 2:33pm On Dec 13, 2018

TONYE001:
Haba, bros, why na? What did I do wrong biko?

Thanks for stopping by.

Too much water.
Overcooked vegetable.
You didn't allow the oil to heat properly n its too much that's why the oil is separating.
Next time add stock fish no matter how small.
Your procedure is wrong....You have to pour in the stock first before adding water(you might not need to add water sef)
Scent leave is too much....the aroma will be "too strong"
Anyways, practice makes perfect.

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Celebrities › Re: How Peruzzi's After Sex Video With 18-year-old UNILAG Slay Queen Was Leaked by shortgun(m): 1:49pm On Dec 13, 2018

Will this buy people Christmas dog meat?
Nonsense

Food › Re: My Egusi Soup With Scent Leaves Recipe.. by shortgun(m): 1:41pm On Dec 13, 2018

This is a fail...20/100
I beg you in the name of whatever you believe in don't abuse egusi soup like this again next time.

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Health › Re: Peru Diver Left With Swollen Body 'like Popeye' After His Air Supply Was Cut Off by shortgun(m): 1:32pm On Dec 13, 2018

New treatment for people who want to get fat.
Reverse the procedure for people who want to slim down....sense will not kee me.

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Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 12:58pm On Dec 13, 2018

afoife:
Hello House

I am just about to join the Benz brother hood. But am presently in a fix regarding my decision.

I have an opportunity of choosing between a toks c180 and a reg c200

Pics below. Please advise me as I agree to be a novice to Benz.

From pictures you posted I don't see any of the cars to be toks. Provide more pictures if you can.
Never make the mistake of taking a mechanic for inspection before u buy a car.
Nigeria Mechanics will always want you to buy a seriously Abused car cos they will always want you to be coming to fix one thing or the other...that is how they make their daily bread.
You won't even know when the mechanic and the seller will strike a deal, he will tell you all is well with the car.
Shine ya eyes.

Business › Re: I've Too Much Time I'm Wasting by shortgun(m): 2:17am On Dec 13, 2018

Life is so not fair, look at me dying to have just free one hour in a day.

Autos › Re: My First Car. How Much For Tail Light by shortgun(m): 2:11am On Dec 13, 2018

Lazy yoot.
You just want to seat behind your keyboard and someone else will do all d work for u for free abi.
Time it took u to type all these your wants would have been enough to get ur ass to motor shop and get a quote.
undecided

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Car Talk › Re: Check out the car that costs 7.2 Million Naira To Change Fuel Tank by shortgun(m): 6:11pm On Dec 12, 2018

Unnecessary

Politics › Re: EXPOSED Soldiers Hiding The Dead Body Of IPOB Jews Killed VIDEO by shortgun(m): 4:41pm On Dec 12, 2018

They only thing they know how to do is kill and brutalize
civilians.

Celebrities › Re: Exposed: Pastor Joshua Ignila Caught On Audio Consulting A Witch Doctor. Part 1 by shortgun(m): 4:06pm On Dec 10, 2018

Hmmm

Crime › Re: Husband Catches Wife With Lesbian Lover In Ibadan, Beats Her To Stupor by shortgun(m): 3:30pm On Dec 10, 2018

She's too old for this... Haba

Car Talk › Re: What Maintenance Item Are You Postponing? by shortgun(m): 1:10pm On Dec 08, 2018

CityNGR:
I'm still amazed Camry's windows can't be opened with the key fob... no wonder Nurey is always jealous of my Mercedes.

Politics › Re: Flash! One Of The Fraudulent Insertions In The Electoral Bill Busted. by shortgun(m): 1:09pm On Dec 08, 2018

MalcoImX:
"Count and Announce" is better than just "Announce."

Do run before you crawl?
For results to be announced mean they have been counted

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Politics › Re: Flash! One Of The Fraudulent Insertions In The Electoral Bill Busted. by shortgun(m): 1:06pm On Dec 08, 2018

Buterflyle0:
Its not the same thing.

In a legal document, language is everything. Any omission renders the true inference by law nullified and can be argued in a court of law to mean any other thing. This is why simple omissions in a complex document can turn that complex document into a childs playbook in a court of law

Guess you didn't read the part where I said the bill seeks to make results authentic at the polling units.
In law this is called the " Matter of substance "
You can not announce results without first counting.

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Car Talk › Re: What Maintenance Item Are You Postponing? by shortgun(m): 12:57pm On Dec 08, 2018

CityNGR:
I often unleash the dragon under the hood occasionally... The roar is pleasant to the ears

I tell you, when it roars no one needs to tell you that the king is taking charge.
Very rugged bullet proof Engine.
A parts seller once told me that he hardly sell the Engine cos of low patronage..this has driven the price down cos demand is very low.
#Benzornothing

Politics › Re: Flash! One Of The Fraudulent Insertions In The Electoral Bill Busted. by shortgun(m): 12:50pm On Dec 08, 2018

Is the same thing joor....how can results be announced without counting.
This bill seeks to make results at the polling units authentic and official.
We know how APC has been changing results from polling units.

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Car Talk › Re: What Maintenance Item Are You Postponing? by shortgun(m): 12:43pm On Dec 08, 2018

CityNGR:
Bros we need to rub minds... But wait that's 25MPG US highway!! Oga we dey together jawe.. My estimate was purely city driving all under 40MPH!!

26MPG actually. The way you drive have a huge impact on MPG. For me anything from 24 is not bad considering the size of our Engine.
Power comes with a price.
Like Americans will say "There is no replacement for Displacement.

Car Talk › Re: What Maintenance Item Are You Postponing? by shortgun(m): 9:15am On Dec 08, 2018

CityNGR:
I get 7k/litre on my 210 E320 M112 is it fair?

I get 31mpg UK with the same engine on highway

Politics › Re: Atiku, PDP Campaign Rally In Ibadan (Photos) by shortgun(m): 12:07pm On Dec 06, 2018

Why is APC having heart attack over PDP campaigns and how many people that attended?
Don't they have their own campaign to do?

This has always been the problem of APC and Government of d day.

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Crime › Re: Robbers Who Killed Victor Akinbile Arrested (Pics) by shortgun(m): 12:28pm On Dec 04, 2018

Dumb robbers

Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide On Abuja Railway Track by shortgun(m): 8:29pm On Dec 03, 2018

moscobabs:
And why haven't you dead?

Why haven't you dead huh

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Family › Re: Ladies Pick D Number That Looks Like Him. Guys Pls Stay Outta This Post Pls� by shortgun(m): 8:26pm On Dec 03, 2018

EasternDamsel4:
Only "Prayers" change imperfections,have you forgotten? Or ain't you a Nigerian? We love to pray about everything. lol

We are all different and unique in different ways.
There is no way Tony will behave like Chidi.
Just be with someone you can manage their flaws.

The problem is when people pretend to be who they are not or when people "package" to impress others.

Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide On Abuja Railway Track by shortgun(m): 8:09pm On Dec 03, 2018

Buhari is a curse to Nigeria, people just dying anyhow.

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Family › Re: Ladies Pick D Number That Looks Like Him. Guys Pls Stay Outta This Post Pls� by shortgun(m): 7:58pm On Dec 03, 2018

No one should expect people to be perfect or complete.

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Crime › Re: Gunmen Attack Abako And Sai In Benue, Kill & Throw Man Into Furnace (Graphic) by shortgun(m): 7:54pm On Dec 03, 2018

Buhari has failed.
He should just resign, people are been killed in hundreds since he brought his bad luck to Nigeria.
See how a human is roasted like chicken. angry

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