₦airaland Forum

True! Birthdays and census are sins before God.

mekusinc:
Please, I need your assistance.

I have a 2000 C230 Kompressor (American Sport Edition, W202). A few days ago, I inserted the smart key which sucked in (the regular zip-zap sound) but doesn't turn on ignition to permit starting. I removed the battery head and replaced after about 15 minutes, still didn't turn to start. I had to leave the car parked there till next morning and the smart-key sucked, turned & started. Same issue recurred in the course of the days use which I removed and replaced battery head after 30 minutes whereby I was able to drive the car home. But today, the removal and replacement of battery head hasn't enabled the key turn & start as usual, I now notice the battery indicator on my instrument panel now glows faintly after key removal and clock timeout. The car is lying helpless in my compound.

I need your urgent assistance.

Thanks

Before inserting the key and trying to start the car always check to see if the gear lever is fully in the park position.

Buhari is a tyrant

I see u want to die first before u will have some sense.
Intimacy is supposed to be pleasurable, once you become uncomfortable u should let ur partner know.

Meanwhile, how old are u.

Moslems in Nigeria will not like this.

I doubt the moniker, the narration sounds concocted, OP have been known to be mentally unstable.

She's a bitch indeed

4matic,kompressor and AMG badges are highly abused here.
You will only make a fool out of yourself when you rebadge a Benz.

pocohantas:
1) Why do Naija guys think sex is a loss to the lady?

2) Why will a guy and girl have sex, then Naija guys will call only the lady olosho with borehole pùssy?

3) Why is there so much emphasis on female chastity and virginity, but none for guys?

4) Why is male infidelity more tolerated/accepted than the female one?

5) Why do Naija guys turn totometer, trying to calculate the mileage of their girlfriend's vagina?

6) Why will you give a Naija man a blòwjob and he'll be wondering which man's dick you learned it with?

7) Why would a Naija guy date a girl and when they break-up, he will be happy he at least fuckéd her. Does it take something away from her? If yes, what? Is it a gift or collateral to the guy? If yes, why?

8 ) Why are there thousands of thread on guys analysing the female vagina, its depth, width, colour... in relation to her sexual partners?

9) Why is a sexually experienced guy a stud and his female counterpart, a slut?

10) Why are Naija girls slutshamed for being sexually expressive, whereas the guys can share sexcapades on ashawo beer parlour thread?

12) "Virginity is the best gift a woman can give her husband".
Do you agree with the above statement. If yes, why?

13) "A man can love his wife and fùck around, but a woman who does same can kill her husband". Do you agree with this statement. Discuss in not more than 6 lines.

14) If sex is indeed pleasurable for both,why does the female get all the antagonism and the guy gets the accolade?

If you can correctly and sincerely answer these questions.
The answer you seek lies therein.

u no well I swear.

Tolexander:
This girl juju strong gan ni o!

Could this be love?

Wot do u mean? Don't u know that many girls prefer a small casava to a big one?

Nothing mysterious here, one of them stole the money.
This happens in many relationships these days, no trust.

Local raper

Dimkpa na Ise ego

The same Christians he fails to protect as president.
How can there be unity without equity, peace and justice?

Corruption is fighting back according to zombies

Even till now she's not normal, she needs all d help she can get.

Rest in Peace.
Let me just leave it there cos if I say what's in my mind they will say that am insensitive.

lekanation:
I will say this from football's "perception" I wouldn't be playing for Cardiff and man u put offer on the table and I would blindly reject them

So are u saying player agents don't deserve to be paid?

babakb:
Guy dont waste your time explaining to these broke niggaz hating on Davido, they said he is not talented but has been on top since 2012 releasing hits and now they are talking song writing, even Michael Jackson had song writers.

Haters fucck off

.....n d song writers write songs for free?

ikennaf1:
Lol.. this guy mumu eh.. so he did verbal agreement on a business... Chai.. he should know by now that davido guards must have been instructed not to let him near. you don't want to add drama to the issue but you are saying it on instagram. kikikiki.

Anyaene na this your type of record label dey keep pesin stagnant. he no blow under you.. come blow under another pesin, you say the songs he wrote were yours, and yet you say you want everyone to prosper. abegi

Guy you need to see how this guy nurtured and pampered Peruzzi, he is just ungrateful.
Without Me Patrick where will Davido meet him? It's insulting for you to say Davido's Guards will chase Patrick away. He is not a beggar ooo, only if you know him sha.

Peruzzi f*up big time, don't know why he chose to treat Mr Patrick this way.
Patrick was there for him, paying his bills and all.
Only for him to see a little success and decide to bite d finger that fed him.
Some of saying Mr Patrick wants share of the money don't know who he is.

Mr Patrick has many other business interests that credits his account. He is a person I know , he doesn't like all the razzmatazz, for him to go public now means he's hurt.
Davido should be careful cos this guy has a never ending source of funds and connect to make life difficult for them both.
This is one of the reasons why some of us will think twice before sponsoring guys with talent or funding an idea.

Casa caramelo saw them there last night

You are not serious, park one side Abeg. If u truly don't want her u know wot to do.

She should be arrested asap for attempting suicide

That's a civet

Seconded... Blogger is foolish

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We warned them but they didn't listen.

Go n seat down for erosion water.if u are truly educated u won't type this nonsense.

Poverty is truly a disease! 4 eggs is 200 Naira max. Why should one slap a girl cos of 200 Naira and why is the OP bragging about 200 Naira?
Maybe I am too rich or I don't understand how the street works these days.

CohenJane:
So, PDP wants to go and win it through the back door, at the tribunal, abi?

How is the tribunal a back door?
All the parties and Inec will be represented
Witnesses will be heard
Evidences will be presented.
I don't know how u will say getting justice in a competent court a back door.

So how will their death improve crop yield? Unless they want to become manure which will not do much.