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If this was not a dream; I wound hv asked if am dreaming. |
I won twice in Star promo. The first was a big standing fan,(i had to give away cos i hv no use for it) we were given a ticket in d joint and my ticket number won. The second one was N50,000 also from star, d one you have to send d code under the crown cork to a number. The day i won d 50k i was shown on national tv, oboi come see calls na; even my friends wey be big boys for town dey call me to come buy beer for them, they said money from booze must return to booze ![]() my girl was d only person that was not happy that i won that money, she said that Star now have my name in their database, she said am their loyal consumer, she asked me what was 50k compared to what iv'e spent on STAR; na so i just open mouth dey look her ![]() She said i should be winning awards in the church and not in the beer parlour, she just spoil my groove that day ![]() |
Taylor184: bro,you are high on pepsi...which of the adaobi did u met in ur drimBro, i insist, i met Adaobi in my dreams or do u want to debate my dreams ![]() |
Adaobi (in my dreams) Adanri (in my dreams) Sexkillz ( on his way to exile) Onye ego ( cool guy, met him live) |
Pishurs ? |
Women are not made to be understood, they are made to be loved simple. |
Guy, na when you enter the london na hin u go know say those small girls don over mature, u go know say them dey for active service |
Bro, i whats d landing cost for a Benz C300, 2005-2007 and 2007 Honda Accord Hybrid. |
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Pesuzok: Which year sir?2005 |
pryzlez: Ђåvε̲̣̣̣̥ you heard the cry of a witch before ne?Yes, in movies |
Cats are by far d most detested animal in this part of d world, i luv them thou i once had up to 5 cats in our house, i chased them out when people began to say dat my mum was a witch. But there is this sound that cats make at night when they want to mate, they cry like new born babies, mehn, that cry will scare d hell out of anyone dat hears it, they rilly sound like witches. #catlover |
Bro how much can i get a Benz C300 to lagos? |
SAME HERE but OP this ur thread is misleading, as i see this thread i think say na solution u wan give us i no know say na help you dey find.You and the telcos na the same na why you dey complain ![]() |
Me i don troway my 2 airtel simcards. Nansense and ingredients |
Where is my girlfriend now? Who is my girlfriend with now? |
ok, let me just say it d way it is, no let me sing it d way it is ![]() *singing* THIS IS SUPER STORY |
I'M IN |
This is why i always advice people to read d terms and conditions of any item they want to buy or contract they want to venture into. Its clearly stated in d terms and conditions of all service providers in this country that d simcard belongs to d service providers and they reserve the right to disconnect a subscriber at their discretion/will Your sim card and mobile number belongs to the service providers, u are bound by these terms whenever you insert d sim in your phone or scratch a recharge card. |
Ogogoro journalism *spits on thread* |
nora544: I know how they make the miracles today sorry but you are brainwash from your Pastors, Nigeria must be the richest country in the world with the best living, because i never hear that a country pray and fast so much, and for all i hear only praying and fastin and when this didnot help than the pastors make miracles sorry but 99,99% of tis mairacles are fake like also the prophecy this pastors make.U see my friend nothing is new, am not a pastor am christian and as a christian the bible tells us to believe in our prophets that we might prosper. Christ was accused of using satanic powers to cast out demons, The Apostles were Accused equally, this is why Christ said that a kingdom divided against itself can not stand. You need to here from the spirit of God to call any prophet fake. U can never know a false prophet by justlooking at him. The gifts of the spirit is available for all, you can also see visions and prophesy, just make ursef available, its not magic. Bless you |
Adeoba10: Thank God 4 ya life, buh no b xay na ur pastor xabi pass sha, bcus odaz alxo geh pastors n na d xame tin wey ur pastor 4low u yarn na im tell dem. God z Good.Thanks for your comment. I never gave credit to my pastor, I thank God for using him to strenthen my faith. All thanks, glory honour, adoration to Oga Jesus, he makes the impossible possible. |
nora544: Sorry what you write is bullshit because this Pastors make something what is not written in the bible and please let me know what stand in the bible about your enemies not this what this pastor prech, he only want to fill his pocket.I never question any method used by a prophet or pastor for deliverance or miracles as long as its in agreement with d bible. Our Lord Jesus once spat on the ground mixed his saliva with sand and used it to rub the eyes of a blind man and he regained his sight, if a pastor should do this today u will label him a satanic pastor. Christ said, we shall perform greater miracles than he did. |
Cashio: old testament.gone just like the laws of moses.Christ never performed miracles for money neither did his disciples.Brother like i said, its a spiritual law , u dont recieve without giving. Have u not read in d scriptures were it was written that blessed is anyone who would give a cup of cold water to them that preach d gospel? Christ recieved a lot of gifts from his birth to cruxification. The three wise men came with gifts, he even cursed a tree for not giving him fruits. In the book of ACTS Ananais and family sold their plot of land, they were supposed to bring all money to God, they were killed by the spirit of God because they kept some money to themselves. How do u think the chairs u seat on every sunday came? d church building?d gen and fueling? the sound and musical instruments? God did not throw down from heaven, its brothers and sisters like u and i who donated them for the progress of the gospel. Never be too wise for God |
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am moved to open this thread to give us a chance to share with Nairalanders what the Lord has done for us, our friends, family e.t.c This will also serve as a source of encouragement for Brothers and Sisters who are believing God for one breakthrough or the other, it will strengthen our faiths and encourage those who say that there is no God to see his wonderful miracles in our different lives. NO TESTIMONY IS TOO SMALL NOR TOO BIG let me start with myself. I've been believing God for contract from a Govt. agency, there were alot of people who were bidding for the same job. You will become very intimidated if you see d volume of their company profiles and list of jobs they had executed in the past, they had connections with the top men of the Agency; even the class of cars they drive will make you know that these men are beyond your league. I have no one in that Agency, My profile is just about 5 or 6 pages. My company is just newly registered,no task clearance, no TIN number, no ETF. So many things were against me, I even lost hope at some point and i went to my pastor, he told me that d Bible said that 'its not of him that willeth nor of him that runneth but of God that showeth Mercy' He told me thatThe race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favor to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. [Ecclesiaste -9:11 he told me that i should cry unto God on the Alter and tell him that i dont have anyone but him, he said i should call unto God like that blind man in the Bible who called unto Christ and he had mercy on him. To cut d story short, The agency did PRE-QUALIFICATION, so many companies were dISQUALIFIED but my company passed, they did financial bidding and my company came out as the winner. I won without GIVING a dime to anybody, without having the necessary qualifications; this can only be a miracle from GOD who answered my prayers. PRIASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE LORD. |
D things of d spirit is foolishness to d canal man. Stop making mockery of men of God, for u to prosper u need to make sacrifices; its a spiritual law. There was a certain woman in d bible that a prophet asked to prepare d last food she has for him to eat, she obeyed and she never lacked food. learn to give so that u can recieve. |
Should I say RIP or should I.............. |
Emmyk: Eleyi ghidi gan.This one is strong ![]() Op what is happening to you is a spiritual attack, evil forces have invoked your spirit and the are about to destroy your life totally. Run to any bible believing church, let them conduct deliverance on you. Whenever you have those thoughts just say "I shall not die but i will live to declare the goodness of they Lord' say it as many times as possible. Remain blessed. |
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