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Village wife all the way, I want to live long

parrotibaba: most of dis mistakes r not even clear except u take a critical n detailed look at it ,unlike nollywood movies dat dia mistakes r at full glare

Must u always want to look inferior to the Whiteman?

OP, I hope you are ready for what is coming your way.

Nairalanders are very brutal, they show no mercy and take no prisoners in matters like this.
I hope you make it.

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This very sad.

Why do I find it hard to believe this?

........ Am here in 3d plus flesh and blood yet she didn't see me, dis life is not fair.

I've been rocking my 1gig from MTN, dial *559*4# to check yours.
If you don't have it, dat means d witches n wizards from your hometown are responsible.

Only poor people will do that.

Buy d C class it's durable, forget about all these Japanese toys they call cars.

MARKone: I guess u did not hear the audio sound very well. They person taking the video said "instead of them staying, they are running"

It is really disheartening.

I heard d audio! They spoke in hausa language which I understand very well, apart from what the video makers were saying nothing else suggests that the military vehicles and other vehicles were fleeing from something or someone.

We all know that there are a lot of people who will stop at nothing to disgrace The Nigerian Army.

There is nothing in the Video that suggests that the soldiers were running away.

Ok, let's go there na

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barcanista: My Brother, I can roll out countless number of High profile Murder cases that was heard at the Magistrate Court. The Constitution does not bar Magistrates from hearing murder case. At least ALL the Prosecutors, Attorney Generals, Prosecutor Generals, Defense Lawyers etal can't be that ignorant. Maybe he was quoting from an oLD law.

Thanks again, I think my friend is ignorant or quoting from an old law like you said.
I've seen Magistrate Court hearing a murder Case myself, only that I was confused by his statement cos he is lawyer.

GANDALF1: Not a lawyer, but its true that magistrate court has no jurisdiction over murder cases. Though they can hear manslaughter charges. I think it basically has to do with grave criminal cases like robbery, murder, etc that carries the death penalty.

But I've witnessed a Magistrate Court hearing a murder Case.

barcanista: OP You are right. Magistrate Court Hears Murder case. eg Senator Teslim Folarin in 2011 was charged for Murder by the police for the Daylight killing of Lateef Salako, aka "Eleweomo", the factional leader of the National Union of Road Transport workers in Ibadan, Oyo state. He was arraigned at Magistrate Court in Ibadan.

Ekiti State ACN Chairman Chief Jide Aw along with John Faboro, Basiru Aniramu, Sefiu Owonifari and Busuyi Falae were arraigned before Chief Magistrate Richard Adegboye in Ado Ekiti on May 6, 2011 in connection with the murder of Mr. Ayo Jeje, who was said to be planning to defect to the Peoples Democratic Party.

One doesn't necessarily have to be a Lawyer to know this things

Thanks, my friend is a lawyer and he said constitutionally; Magistrate Courts can not hear Murder cases but I know I've witnessed a Magistrate Court hearing a murder case.
Is it that they know the provisions of the Constitution and still operate in illegality?

Where are the lawyers na?

I am not a lawyer but I have great interest in law and The Judiciary.

Yesterday I was having a debate with a friend and he said that in Nigeria all Criminal Cases must go straight to the High court.... that Magistrate Courts and Area Courts do not have jurisdiction to hear Criminal Cases especially Murder Cases.

I did not believe him cos, the police normally takes Armed Robbers who are charged with murder to Magistrate Courts and not High Court. He said; The police normally will do that in order for the 48 hours allowed by law to hold a suspect not to expire, that is a time wasting tactics by prosecuting police Officers.......... he said they will call it WITHHOLDING CHARGE which is not even known by law.

I will like another opinion on this, I've search Google but didn't find the subject.

Alikaxon: There is nothing wrong with whom he marries, as long as the lady could, and should adapt to the culture....... Pls how do you expect a man who has spent his life abroad to now come and marry and indegenous woman he barely know? The devil you know is better than the angel you don't know. This is the reason he didn't get married since...for the people would insist him to marry an Agbor woman. How? You expect an educated and a PHD holder like him to now do the 19th or 18th century stuff of capturing any girl at sight for marriage? Haba... Its mutual. Long may you live "Dein of Agbor kingdom" Such a handsome young man.

........ and how many white Kings are married to black women?

Tales by moonlight

Calling a girl biatch is not derogatory like you are making it look. It's a slang for my girl, girl, my girlfriend E. T. C.,........ this is part of the American culture that we brought home.
Just like a guy will not be offended when you call him Nigga, my Nigga..

Disturbing.
Faith in Humanity lost

SMALLPENIS: I just discovered it,my friend's brother is a musician "Klymax" of "fantasy" and he is wizkid's friend,they were talking yesterday on phone and when I heard the voice,I said the person sounded like wizzy and klymax said it was,I asked if I could talk to him and when he agreed,I said I was a fan and commended him for his good work,then I asked if he was on NL and he said yes,I asked him for his moniker and when he told me,I couldnt believe its someone well known on NL but has been hiding his true identity,he asked me not to expose him though,and he says he doesnt come on NL that often.
Wizzy,I no reveal your moniker,just doing my obligation to my fellow NLanders say you dey NL.
Wizzy,just come out and stop dey hide,you dey even enter Sexuality section ,chai!

Guy, why everything just small for your side................. Smallpenis, small brain, smallest intelligence.

THE NIGERIAN SOLDIERS FOUND IN CAMEROUN

The Nigerian troops that were found in Cameroun was as a
result of a sustained battle between the troops and the terrorists

around the borders with Cameroun which saw the Nigerian
troops charging through the borders in a tactical maneuver.
Eventually they found themselves on Camerounian soil. Being
allies the normal protocol of managing such incident demanded
that the troops submit their weapons in order to assure the
friendly country that they were not on a hostile mission.
Following necessary discussions between Nigerian and
Camerounian military authorities, the issues have been sorted
out. Subsequently, the troops are on their way back to join their
unit in Nigeria.

The reference to the incidence as a defection is therefore not
appropriate considering the discussion between the two
countries’ military leadership and the series of contacts with the
soldiers who have confirmed that they are safe.
Meanwhile, troops are repelling a group of terrorists who are
trying to enter the country through Gamborou Ngala.
A group of them who fizzled into the town are being pursued.

Source :-
http://l.?u=http%3A%2F%2Fdefenceinfo.mil.ng%2Fbig-story-the-nigerian-soldiers-found-in-cameroun%2F%23sthash.J2iNehlA.dpuf&h=FAQHVytn5&enc=AZNDuGvzplnK9cZDkyk6OJrzB5D1AS66hKKZ2kc4eb4iquPLWOOCDNeqgWe90JuUih5cQ025wbC1tsIg8ojO3xEDW6RIRtGQDw3-d1BROKi9vIw0a-MIgHns8NdImHYn4HXYcvMvJX9F-8gKI_WJHJ5q&s=1

Idumota is one of the several suburbs in Lagos State

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