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What if I have a bend in my penis?
A penis with a bend is very common. The penis,
contrary to popular myth is not a ‘bone’ or a
muscle. It is the erectile tissue (made of collagen
fibres) that fills with blood to get harder, can
take on variation in whether it bends to the left,
or right, or angles upwards or straight out. Age
can also determine the angle of erection too.
What does a normal penis look like?
“Normal” in the real world is a range. There is no
magic number, shape or size. Just as everyone
has a unique face, everyone’s Instruments is unique
too – and that goes for men and woman alike.
No one looks the same, or has the identical
shape and size. The opening at the tip of the
penis, the urethra, can also vary in size and
location. Skin colour isn’t always uniform across
a penis, and there can be varying shades of
colour on the shaft and head of the penis. Some
joysticks can have protruding veins, while others
not at all. Men can be circumcised, or
uncircumcised, pierced or unpierced. Some men
even get decorative penile tattoos. Every penis is
wonderfully different!
How can I get around a small penis size?
The size or shape of your penis isn’t the most
important factor in pleasuring a female partner.
The vagina is a ‘potential space’. This means it
stretches to accommodate what is placed inside
it (or comes out of it – like a baby). It will snugly
wrap around whatever size you are. What guys
fail to understand is that it’s the motion of
intercourse that stimulates her physically, not
the size of your penis. Also, when a female is
close to orgasm her vagina will contract, making
it squeeze down on the penis inside it. At this
point it really doesn’t matter what size you are......

I believe many of you guys probably have this issue, but don't be afraid, I stumble upon this article I will like to share with you, I hope it can clarify one or two of your questions. Everyone is unique, but what is considered
‘normal’ when it comes to penis size, shape and
colour? Below are the five of the most commonly asked penis
questions... What’s the average penis like?
There are only two types of joysticks: ‘grow-ers’
and ‘show-ers’. Grow-ers are those men with
short flaccid joysticks. As their joysticks become
erect, the shaft grows much longer. The
difference between their penis size soft and
hard can be several inches. Show-ers are those
whose joysticks tend to hang long, even when
flaccid. When their joysticks go from soft to hard,
their length may hardly change. The penis
simply fills with blood and becomes stiff, rather
than longer. So you can’t judge penis size based
on the soft/flaccid state of it. As far as the size of
the erect penis, the general range for “average”
is thought to be between 5-6 inches
(12.7cm-15.2cm), but research results vary so
this range is a guideline only. Average
circumference (girth) of an erect penis is
between 4-5 inches (10cm-12.5cm), again
research results vary. Average flaccid size is 3.6
inches (9.16cm). Current research shows that
only 2.28% of men have an abnormally small
penis, but interestingly, only 2.28% of men have
an abnormally large penis too. The majority of
men are average, like over 90% of all men
regardless of ethnicity.
What do girls think about penis size?
Girls don’t spend nearly the amount of time or
attention thinking about penis size as guys do.
Girls are far more concerned with other
relationship issues, and being treated well
outside the bedroom, as well as in it. If she feels
satisfied, pleasured, respected, cared for,
desired and adored then she really doesn’t care
about the size of her partners penis. Contrary to
some men’s fears, girls don’t really discuss the
size of men’s joysticks very much at all.

HARDBOI:
WIZKID IS WHACK.... HE LACKS MEANINGFUL LYRICS IN HIS SONGS
I MEAN HE CANT STRING 2 LINES OF COMPREHENSIBLE LYRICS.
HEZ ONLY SAVING GRACE IS THAT KID IN HIS NAME AND HIS CHILDISH LOOKS DATS WAT SELLING HIM.

TO BE HONEST HE IS WHACK!!

. Whack or not, like it or not, he is getting it and famous all over the world. A little advise, y don't you do something *whack* to get to the spot light instead of hating.... Thumbs up wizzy.... Make baba God answer my own call oooo... I must make it....

okay, next.....

Typical mentality of a nigeria lady.... Smh....

A good step though in a right direction.... At least those bukka beside my huz will pick sometin frm this

Benita27:
That's my opinion, do have a nice day.

. Looool.... Do av a good evening bae....

Kenyans again.. Smh... I really admire that man, mehn, seeing free puna just like that, with little money to spend... the girl is really desperate.... Temptation is not easy to overcome. It takes the grace of God...

Benita27:
These things you mentioned are a man's responsibilities, and a woman can take up these in a marriage....that's if the man isn't capable at some point, and she is.

Don't ask ur gf to buy u a car, i can help my boo when he's broke, i can also help him in a situation where he is stranded and needs cash.

Is nt mandatory for women, bt it is for men.

. See you, u don't av wait until he is short of cash, or when he can't afford it.... Don't put everything on his head....

Benita27:
Like i said "some of you are confuse".

you have like 5 girlfriends, and if the ur girl cheats on you she's an olosho.

You will gladly part her legs wen you want to, and thinks spending shld be a two way thing.

How will she be faithful to you, wen you can't even change her undies.

Even God that created us defined the roles of both sex.

Change that mentality of ur gfs spending on you, or i will assume you're a jobless Gold digger.

. Don't get me wrong, I didn't say I won't spend and take care of her, my gf can testify to that tho... But she too must contribute something now that why I love her at least, and mind u girls are often d gold digger when it comes to this kind of stuff... Am just saying it is high time will stop doing things in the old fashion way, there is nothing bad if u buy ur hubby a car or u paying for d children school fees, paying for his meal even tho u know he has d money to do so.... stop thinking like a rational africa woman...

Benita27:
Some of you are confused being. No offence.

If i decide to spend on you as a lady, it shld be a gift, maybe on ur birthday or anniversary, it shldn't be mandatory and my bf's appreciate that.

Its your sole responsibility to take care of the woman you're dating, although it shldn't be forced on you.

You are the man, and you earn respect by doing so, nt putting ur problems on a lady.

. Putting problems on a lady for spending on her man, for God sake, When is this continent gonna have a good reasoning.... Your are the confused one no offense.... Spending on ur guy shouldn't be on your anniversary or birthday.... U can spend on him anytime no matter the circumstances and the situation.... Get a grip luv....

Benita27:
So women are now meant to spend on men.

Carry on.

. Go back and read probably, relationship must be reciprocal, are u now saying u can't spend for the person u claim to love... Common, this is 21st century, don't wait for any guy to spend on you, trust me, u will earn some respect by doing so....

Ahhhhh, so gross..

Nigeria ladies, demanding money from guys since 60B.C. like its their birthright, and yet won't spend a dime on you. Relationship is not a one meal ticket.... I can't spend on a girl who can't spend on me also...

Not new, my lecturer will order us to form our own note according to the course outline... And summit it at the end of the semester....

harlayoh:
hmmmmmmmm... judge not for you not to be judged... I know God is seeing everything

. And who is judging who, everything is written in the holy book.... So there is no need for judgment... It is a taboo, and God judgment will be swift on them....

Soon, we go hear say he don get anal cancer...... Gays, they disgust me....

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We already have a group, quote me and drop your number, I will add you ASAP

. Add me, 07032768960

Moroccan King Mohammed VI on Sunday announced that
his country wanted to rejoin the African Union, 32 years
after quitting the bloc in protest at its decision to accept
Western Sahara as a member.
“For a long time our friends have been asking us to return to
them, so that Morocco can take up its natural place within its
institutional family. The moment has now come,” the
monarch said in a message sent to an AU summit taking
place in Kigali, the MAP Moroccan news agency reported.
Morocco quit the grouping in protest in 1984 when the
Saharan Arab Democratic Republic (SADR) was admitted as
a member.
But although Morocco left the club, “it never quit Africa”,
King Mohammed said in his message to AU leaders as they
began a two-day meeting in the Rwandan capital.
Morocco has occupied the sparsely populated Western Sahara
area since 1975 in a move that was not recognised by the
international community.
It maintains that Western Sahara is an integral part of the
kingdom even though local Sahrawi people have long
campaigned for the right to self-determination.
In 1991, the United Nations brokered a ceasefire between
Moroccan troops and Sahrawi rebels of the Algerian-backed
Polisario Front but a promised referendum to settle the status
of the desert territory has yet to materialise.
In his address to the African Union, King Mohammed urged
the bloc to rethink its position on the “fantom state” of
Western Sahara, saying that a political solution was being
worked on under the auspices of the UN. m.guardian.ng/news/morocco-wants-to-rejoin-african-union-after-32-years/

A Niger Delta militant group, the Ultimate
Warriors of Niger Delta has vowed to bring the
country’s oil production and subsequently the
economy to its knees.
The militant group while issuing the fresh threat
noted that it has nothing to lose by blowing up
the nations oil facilities.
The group further accused the Federal
Government of nonchalance towards the
proposed dialogue between it and the militants.
According to news agency, Punch, the spokesman
of the group, Sibiri Taiowoh in a statement issued
said: “We have said it before that we have
nothing to lose on the bombing of oil pipelines
because our mission is to ground the oil
economy if our demands are not met.
“We have said we are doing what we are doing to
prod the government to renegotiate the control
of our oil resources and other related matters.
What we are doing now is the only way to this
kind of agitation.
“We have watch with chagrin the recent
utterance by the President and his Vice and all
we are seeing is them tacitly playing double
standard and lips services to the demand of the
groups as it concerns the Niger Delta question
and that is why all of our Units and affiliates have
not fully heeded to our ceasefire.
“Today the President will say something,
tomorrow his Vice and some of their dishonest
and selfish lieutenants will contradict him and
that only shows how confused and unserious the
government is about the problems and how to
deal with them.”
www.herald.ng/fg-unserious-militants-promise-cripple-economu/?utm_source=nnd&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=nnd

Founder and chancellor, Landmark University,
Omu Aran, Kwara state, Bishop David Oyedepo,
has said that poverty among blackmen was a
product of unused brain and capacity to think
solution.
The clergy man noted that what African nations
needed for sustainable growth and development
is a generation of indigenous solutions,
particularly in field of agriculture.
Bishop Oyedepo spoke at the third convocation
ceremony of the agric-oriented university in
Omuaran at the weekend.
A total number of 51 graduates bagged First Class
grade, 233 had second class upper grade, 229
secured second class lower grade, while 19 were
in Third Class division out of a grand total of 532
graduating students in the third convocation
ceremony.
The clergy man noted that Africans should not
allow western education to destroy native
intelligence that they were divinely endowed
with,stressing that our forefathers in Africa
started farming, identification of edible plants
and crops before the coming of colonialists,
Bishop Oyedepo , who also said that there’s no
united nations anywhere but committee of
nations, added that every nation bore its cross, as
many countries currently faced their challenges.
He said knowledge is the new currency of the
world, adding that application of knowledge
would bring about desired changes in the society.
“Human beings are created with equal capacity.
They are created with equal brain cells and body
system for men and women, equal destiny nd
equal opportunities”, he said.
He also said that there are unlimited
opportunities yet untapped in the society,
charging young generation to arm themselves
with required skills to effect meaningful changes
in the society.
The chancellor charged graduates to be creative,
identify opportunities begging for utilisation,
advising that they should think possibilities, think
spirituality, think positivity, think solution to
problems, and think others, saying only those that
think others become leaders.
He also said that they should think impact, think
footprints, think future and to think culture.
In his keynote address at the ceremony, the
pioneer vice chancellor, Michael Okpara (Federal)
University of Agriculture, Umudike, Professor
Placid Njoku, said that the federal government,
through ministry of Education, should direct the
National Universities Commission NUC, the
National Board for Technical Education NBTE, and
the National Commission for Colleges of
Education NCCE, to “totally revise their curriculum
for the Agriculture discipline to formally integrate
entrepreneurship, approve Agripreneurship as a
full degree/Diploma/NCE programme in all
faculties, colleges and universities of Agriculture,
and approve a mandatory agripreneurship
immersion period for all students of Agriculture” https://www.today.ng/news/national/153903/poverty-blackmen-product-unused-brain-oyedepo

Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose has
urged President Muhammadu Buhari to stop
acting like the grandfather of corruption in
Nigeria by shielding his men from probe.
This is just as he asked Nigerians to demand the
release of the authentic report of the
Committee on Audit of Defence Equipment
Procurement in the Nigerian Armed Forces.
He described claim by the federal government
that the probe panel only looked into
procurement and contracts awarded by the
military between 2011-2015 because documents
regarding procurement from 2007 to 2010 were
not available as a clear indication of his support
for corruption.
In a statement issued on Sunday by his Special
Assistant on Public Communications and New
Media, Lere Olayinka, Governor Fayose said “it is
now obvious to the entire world that anyone
that is in President Buhari’s good books can
never be adjudged as corrupt even if such a
person is caught looting the entire money in
Nigeria’s treasury.”
The governor said it smacked of sheer hypocrisy
and nepotism for anyone to accept that fraud
could have been perpetrated on procurement
and award of contracts in an establishment
without the involvement of the director of
procurement.
“There are many petitions relating to the
defence from 2007 that are being discarded, the
question is why? There are several petitions
against APC leaders that are not being looked
into, the question is why?
“Fghting corruption and targeting only
opponents of the president is in itself
corruption,” he said.
He said; “Buhari’s’ Minister of Interior, Major
General Abdulrahman Dambazau (rtd) was
Chief of Army Staff between 2008 and 2010 and
the current Chief Of Army Staff, Major General
Tukur Buratai served as Director of
Procurements, Defence Headquarters, from
2012 till May 2015.
“It is a fact that the committee in its terms of
reference said it queried all procurement from
2007 to 2015. Even the Press Release issued was
titled; ‘Third Interim Report of the Presidential
Committee on Audit of Defence Equipment
Procurement from 2007 to 2015.’
“First paragraph of the committee report also
indicated that it used 2007-2015 as reference,
stating that the committee ‘analysed
procurement contracts awarded by or for the
Nigerian Army between 2007 and 2015.’
“Questions Nigerians must now begin to ask
President Buhari and his government are:
where is the report of Presidential Committee
on Audit of Defence Equipment Procurement
relating to 2007 to 2010? Who doctored the
committee report and why?
“Lai Mohammed said the Committee would
commence the audit of procurement from 2007
to 2010 ‘as soon as the necessary documents
are available’, it is necessary that Nigerians are
told who the custodians of the documents are.
Why were documents on procurement from
2011 and 2015 available and those of 2007 to
2010 not available?
“Early this year, we were told that an ally of
President Buhari and chieftain of the APC, Brig.
General Jafaru Isa (rtd) refunded N100 million
of the N170 million he allegedly received from
ex-NSA, Sambo Dasuki.
“Jafaru Isa who was a member of the 19-man
Buhari Transition Committee was released after
he was allegedly assisted by the Presidency to
refund N100 million to the anti-graft
commission and since then, nothing has been
heard about the case. He was not charged to
court like others.
“It took the Ministry of Defence and ths Code of
Conduct Bureau only one week to clear Buratai
but others from the opposition party would be
languishing in prison while EFCC go about
fishing for evidence against them.
“Like I and other well-meaning Nigerians have
maintained, fighting corruption is a good idea
but the moment documents of probe panels
and being doctored to shield those seen as the
President’s men, the entire purpose of the
corruption fight has been defeated.
“The international community must therefore
prevail on President Buhari to stop acting like
the grandfather of corruption in Nigeria by
making the anti-corruption war all-inclusive
instead of this clear persecution of his perceived
political enemies, and the first step to
demonstrate that will be the immediate release
of report of the Presidential Committee on
Audit of Defence Equipment Procurement
covering 2007 to 2015. dailypost.ng/2016/07/17/buhari-stop-acting-like-grandfather-corruption-fayose/

this is not about the birthday anymore... The guy is unbearable pained.....

can u see wetin unemployment has caused....

Maybe this is an hoax after all....