₦airaland Forum

MK is the best

Try using www.realitylapse.com for practically all animes available, for specific bleach downloads u can use bleachportal.net, for naruto downloads, use naruto-bushin.com. All sites except realitylapse require u to set up a free account but its short and not troublesome. Hope it helps

you are very funny TRENDY.this is the best joke i have heard this year.OMG.Anyway.i love USHER's NICE & SLOW.

GUNNER FOR LIFE

ARSENAL
ARSENAL
ARSENAL

yeah.i think we need that.i heard Babangida is the richest in Nigeria.Anyway,you guys should come up with the list and make sure i hit the first 10 on it.

YO MAMMA IS SO DIRTY,THE BITCH TOOK BATH AND LOST WEIGHT.

YO MAMMA IS SO SKINNY,THE BITCH CAN LOOK THROUGH A PEEP HOLE WITH BOTH EYES.

YO MAMMA IS SO UGLY,THE BITCH WENT TO AN UGLY PEAGENT AND SHE WAS TOLD"SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS ONLY AMATEURS"

congratulationsssss.A we oooooooo

@blue
T.I is good but Luda is better.and please dont ever say Runaway Love is whacked.You're the first person to say that so far.are you an anti-luda, lol, anyway,just learn to appreciate cos he has been in the game even before T.I

while trying to do some stunt101 with some friends my clutch got spoilt.So,i spent most of the day at the Mechanic's workshop trying to fix my car.And later in the evening i went to the NU METRO with my friends to watch a movie and to crown it all my team had a fantastic victory.mine was short and interesting though

Where you at?-Joe featuring Papoose

I have listened to their recent albums over and over again.FAZE's INDEPENDENT and TU FACE's GRASS TO GRACE but i still cant say which is better.Especially the two beef songs they both have on their albums.

samy-young:
Before, I post in Price list, I have to say that i have twice being duped in That so called Village, i went there to buy a second hand K700i Phone, the guy collected the money i.e (N12,000) then later said he wasnt selling agine, he hurriely returned my money and ran away, i noticed that the money was short N2000 after i counted it, while i was going home, another guy called me to buy his K700i phone, the guy showed me the good one, so after i paid, he changed it to one without my notice, so in the bus, i decided to play with the phone then i noticed that it had no service. Good God, i felt like burninmg the whole village.
Infact to hell with the price list of a thing.

Sorry buddy.i'm sure you would be very alert next time.i bought an IBM optical mouse for 600naira last week.

Tornadoz:
If there's a witch here please contact me. Why are you staying in naija with all those power when me and you can invisibly enter the Bank of England unseen. I will take you to the bank and wait for you to do your "thing".If you say this to a white person, he will laugh his head off. This is why Africa is as poor as it is now. Africans of which am one, blames every thing on juju and witchcraft. I did not have PHD because my neighbour put juju on me from succeeding. If i drink too much it is down to witches and juju. Let me tell you a story. I recently visited nigeria. One night at Oshodi, at 8pm, their was a crowd of people beating the hell out of a man, for stealing the private part of one young boy. Because their was no electricity, people were pointing torch light on the young man, to see his private part. I bent down and had a look, and found out that the boy's penis was still there, but it was rather small. Stupid me I always thought when they steal your penis they take everything. The moral of this story is their was nothing wrong with the little boy's private part. Did they expect this 3yr old to be hung like a donkey. You couldn't make it up. I laughed all the way to Festac. I beg free your mind and your yansh go follow. If there is any one here who has actually seen a witch please describe how they look like, how they operate, there meeting place etc. I would like to join you.Come on all you black and white witch invite this brother to your next meeting. Looking forward to seeing you in the next meeting. Meanwhile if you have picture of a witch please post it.

Ignorancy is very bad.Anyway,i pray you dont see them.In as much as you believe Devil exists then Witchcraft also exists.

Douzy:
Then you better edit (modify) your post. . .lol

Its true oooo.lol, post edited then.

WOOOW :*whispers to douzy**i cant believe j fell for debosky after all her shakara.Anyway,dont tell them you heard that from me ooooo *

@Douzy
You're fcuken hilariuos.Anyway,i wish you and Zigbo i happy Val in advance

Douzy:
Dang boi! I asked you not to be so in a rush!!!

nahhh.i hate beating around the bush.its good when u come out straight and see what happens*anxiously patiently waiting*

Douzy:
There she goes again!

@showbobo
You do the applying like she said. It actually worked for me ultimately. Hope it works for you. One thing, better not be so in a rush. . .lol.

ohh i see

j-girl:
ladies apply? are you not supposed to be the one applying? The yeye effect of unilag on you .

aiight mam, i'm officially applying, WOULD YOU BE MY VAL?

i am still vacant, ladies apply

i'm fcuken pissed at their SHOW OF SHAME

its very lucrative my sis if you really wanna go into it.i club and i know how much i spend on gate fee,drinks and all.aside you having shows people can also use your hall for parties and you can make alot of money from that.Its a good idea if you can buy an already existing club on the Island.The famous 11:45 has been sold and renovated and the new name is now XTREME RELOADED.The hottest club now is PLANET 1 and they have strippers there.

texazzpete:
WTF is this?
first it was 'do you believe in magun' and now it's 'do you believe in witchcraft'?

what is this, the voodoo awareness group?!

Its not mandatory you believe in them or discuss about them on this forum.You can easily skip a topic once it doesnt interest you.Aiight .

Pain:
Witches Exist.

My Last GirlFriend Was One!

hOw do you mean your ex-girlfriend was one ??Did she hurt you

loyika:
Ha!! Ha!!

NAFDAC see how Naija folks are addicted not only to fake Drugs, but WWF as well

Well sha i stopped watching wrestling since the days of Ricky the Dragon steamboat and Mil Mascara (damn i don old oh!!)

So i wouldn't know who is the best between the 2, for a while i was confused as to whether Julio Baptista was doing a double as a wrestler and Footballer , until i watched and saw the Baptista you are talking about

By the way is Junkyard Dog still fighting

GOONER 89

when year are you talking about??

honeycome:
Be carefull never give information to whom you don't know. urs is even better, some one has been flashing me since one year now, when i pick up this person don't talk, and the painfull part is the person also flash at night while i am sleeping. This is not easy at all for me anyway i switch my phone off at night but not every time so the days i don't, i don't sleep well. I tried to contact my network to get the number but the lady told me that i have to fill some forms and pay about 150 Euros. This was too much for me oooooo so i just accept this strange calls

You must be kidding.150euros??for whatthats fcuken outrageous

Getting a welder and a carpenter seems impossible on here.If you are in a haste it would be better u get those around and even if u see one and the person stays very far from you

TEE-bAbA:
COOOOOOOOOOOL , I AM LOOKING FOR A WIFEY



me self no mind nairaland babe for xams oooooooooo sorry Val ooooooooooo but hope i wont be the one to call her casue i no to get credit if she self no get we go chat then

No be small matter.everybody just dey advertise himself.those wey get credit to call chicks never get VAL let alone you wey no fit call.Anyway,you go see your type sha, Goodluck.

Belinice:
Ive being searching for a val since 15th feb last year but i havnt foud anyone that suits my taste. I guess i will find it on nairaland only if you have this qualities(9ft tall gold in complexion and two years old) please contact me if u hve this qualites 08011122233

and thats me,i have all the qualities.You better get seriuos if u really need a Val cos there are alot of fellas here seeking someone.

i charge my phones everyday it helps the battery life.

you guys are all funny.anyway,who's gonna be my nairaland val *patiently waiting anxiously*

she aint HOttttttt.maybe na because she just yellow una dey feel say she hot.i repeat she aint even warm let alone Hottttt.

Maybe witches exist cos some pastors talk about them,rebuke them and all