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its a merix then

cant you people readshe just came up with the story.it didnt actually happen to her or anybody, so,wassup with the advice

tope_teadr:
I think someone needs to pour water on naijagurly's head. Her brain is going through a process called overheating.

YOU're a bad bad boy , makes me remember when my car was overheating.i had to buy SUPER ABRO COOLANT maybe thats what she needs as well or maybe her GASKET is burnt

that aint exploitation, its simply using what you have to get what you want, if he's game

^{*No be everybody wey get eyes dey take am see,and no be all wey fit read dey understand*}

anyway,Nice One bro

surugede:
was shown in LAFF PARTERNS in AIT just yesternite

ituen i as agin, doz it mean you're not original?

Why you just dey tail the poor boy,dey attack am all over nairaland, if you've seen any of his jokes before just skip through.ok

dont mind them ITUEN, keep on posting jare

maybe she is new here and doesnt know the rules.a few days ban should be okay for her.

Felicitations,

@poster

you mean the whole scenario never happened for real??just a nollywood movie story??

_{*the honourable senator walks him gently,nods his head and sighs*}Common Civilians[tt][/tt]

@ITUEN

thats a real business for you.for someone to download JOKE OF THEY DAY from MTN they charge 100naira per joke and being that your jokes are always superb i bet you can charge samuel 1000naira per day for your jokes on his phone and he wont hesitate.thats real biz for you.think twice. and no think say i be igbo boy ooo ,i'm just business oriented

@ITUEN

how many days have you actually spent online

oops.nice one there

Tottenham Hotspur confirmed the sacking of manager Martin Jol following the club's Uefa Cup defeat by Getafe.Reports swept around White Hart Lane during the match but his departure was not confirmed until later on Thursday.

tope_teadr:
Heard it before.

is there any joke in this world you've not heard before Nice one o jare

some people just like wasting threads sha for seun,

you people are just wasting seun's threads, i pray he doesnt run out of threads, You should learn how to manage threads by not posting absurd and irrelevant issues like this, It sucks even reading them

;d ;d

@aimlove

sorry to ask,are you an igbo man

My girl is a year older than me.Age aint nothing but numbers in as much as you guys truly love each other.

thats the suspense behind it, dont mind them click on this link to verify yourself, seeing is believing.


http://home.comcast.net/~wolfand/

@ABRIYA

Mind you Etteh is not a woman.she is a man,cant you see her teddybeard and moustache, she uses Gillette 2 to shave and i also heard she is a di*K instead of a pu**y.Giving it a second thought,this so called woman has done what men cannot do.Anyway, What a man can do, A woman has done it before.

I THINK THIS IS WHAT IS IN VOGUE NOW.MY MUM ALSO SAID SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO ME A WHILE AGO.THAT MY FIANCEE MUST BE PREGNANT BEFORE MARRIAGE, BUT LOOKING AT IT FROM THEIR PERSPECTIVE.YOU KNOW HOW SOME GIRLS MUST HAVE GONE THROUGH SERIES OF ABORTION AND MIGHT HAVE DAMAGED THEIR WOMBS.AFTER THAT THEY WOULD NOW TURN A NEW LEAF AND START GOING TO CHURCH HOPING TO FIND A MAN TO ENTER THEIR TRAP.AND ONCE YOU ARE IN IT,YOUR OWN DON BE, EVERYBODY JUST WANTS TO BE CAUTIOUS,TRYING TO LOOK BEFORE THEY LEAP, I THINK I SUPPORT THE IDEA, PREGNANCY OR NO MARRIAGE[color=Black][/color]

Seun:
Many women lie a lot. Get used to it. It's the only way they can live up to your expectations.

WOMEN TELL LIES TOO BUT WE MEN ARE WORSE.WE ARE THE MASTERPLANNERS

YOU DONT HAVE TO DUMP HER COS OF THAT.I HAVE ALSO DONE THAT BEFORE AND I WAS FORGIVEN.I HAD TO LIE TO HER COS I LOVED HER AND DIDNT WANT TO LOOSE HER THEN AND I AM SURE YOUR GIRL ALSO DID THE SAME COS SHE LOVES YOU.ATLEAST,YOU HAVE ALREADY SHOWN SOME SIGN OF YOU BEING DISAPPOINTED IN HER AND SHE WOULD LEARN FROM THAT NEVER TO KEEP SUCH BIG ISSUES FROM YOU AGAIN.TI ABA FI OWO OTUN BA OMO WI,

some people could not spoke good english.they are now used this thread to cover up for their inabilitness to spark good english

the woman is ugly and looking at it.all our ugly leaders always act ugly.obj for example and now this mrs orangutang