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Patch patch no dey work. E go still tear

Yoruba idiotic fellows who wants to take Ebeano supermarket are no where to be found

Stupid idiots. Go to court has become a nightmare to you lots.

IyaebeTheGreat:
Tell obi to stop jumping everywhere for coming third and claiming what does not belong to him. Nigerians made their choice and everyone is cool with that, why is obi trying to cause problems in Nigeria? Is he the first contestant to lose election? Has he forgotten he came third?

How APC expects sanity in any reportage still amazes the onlookers.

But the grandpa wants to rule 200million human beings yet his whereabouts still remains unknown. Nigeria Tufia

seunmsg:
In the last 24 hours, two of Nigerias leading sensational media outfits, Saharareporters and People’s Gazette have published exclusive stories about the whereabout of the president-elect, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

While Saharareporters is reporting exclusively that Tinubu is in Paris undergoing urgent medical treatment, People’s Gazette is also reporting exclusively that Tinubu is in London meeting secretly with the CJN who disguised on a wheelchair to London.

Both stories are said to be exclusive and from reliable sources. So the question is, how is it possible for Bola Tinubu to be receiving urgent medical treatment in Paris and at the same time be meeting with the CJN in London?

To sane minds, the answer is obvious: both Saharareporters and People’s Gazette are lying shamelessly. This goes to show the extent to which some of these discredited media organizations can go in spreading fake news against the president-elect.

My message to Nigerians is to be wary of news from these platforms. Do not believe whatever you read from SH, PG and other platforms until credible evidences are provided or the news is reported by more responsible and neutral platforms. Irresponsible politicians are trying to use irresponsible media platforms to derail our democracy, we must not allow them.

Stop consoling yourself this idiot and focus on the lie. Sorry I heard lying is not a sin in Islam

N3TRAL:
That you see the Chief Justice of Nigeria on a wheelchair headed to a foreign country for checkup is not enough evidence to destroy the reputation of someone's father and grandfather who has been faithful to Allah.

If the Chief Justice had anything to hide, he wouldn't use the departure wing that ordinary Nigerians use. You won't even see when he travels.

The Chief Justice of Nigeria has paid his dues and young Muslim lawyers like me aspire to be like him.

He has defended Sharia and lived by the commandment of Allah regarding justice. You will never ridicule Islam and go Scot free . Never.

The seeds of the fake news will germinate and the tournament will be played home and away.

It will be televised on CNN, BBC and Al Jazeera.

Pray for disobidiots will top Twitter hashtags.

Putin and Zelensky will be relieved that the media has shifted from them.

Green 💚 Red ♥️ Green 💚 will replace Yellow 🟡 and 🔵 as profile pictures 😡.

For the umpteenth time, wetin una find una go see.

Allah 'Akbar ♥️


الله أكبر 💣 🔥

We don't expect people like you to comprehend the 100 page document. Even Keyamo and Reno took 2 days to read and try to comprehend but you 7 days and you are yet to understand a paragraph of the text or how all are connected to a greater goal.

lhordspy:
-"those who see courts as a continuation of campaigns are setting selves up for heartbreak'' - Very deep

Peter Obi's petition is more like telling the court that:

'' Look i am here to reclaim my mandate even though i know i never won the election. I checked everywhere for evidence of rigging; we had our own independent collation, Tinubu still won. We even checked inside INEC server, we found nothing like rigging. So this is More like i am here to retrieve the mandate that was never stolen.

Please my Lord, Nullify the whole election that cost the country 400Billion naira because the winner failed to get 25% in FCT, even though he had the majority votes and won the highest state". And also i am hearing rumours that he is a druglord, please disqualify the 1st position, and proclaim me, that came distance 3rd, not even the 2nd but me the 3rd position and that even failed to secure 25% in 24 states; the rightful winner. Or just disqualify the winner entirely and set another election of another 400bn taxpayers money between me and the second position, Atiku Abubakar. Lets have a 3rd position-man vs 2nd position-man presidential election.


How can someone suddenly change mouth from 'the election was rigged, i won.

TO
the winner didnt make 25% in FCT so Cancel the whole election and lets start again.

Peter Obi is frying the brains of obidients, rendering them bra!nless and they dont even know. He is surely playing games with their empty skulls. A game of staying relevant. Man just want to always be in the news and remain relevant till 2027, when it is time for another election.

As long as the Elected Leaders would not make rules that would be bound by the Igbos, everyone is happy. But if the Igbos are expected to be subjected to the decisions of the Leader then they have a say in electing that Leader.

Zik died honourably and even Abacha honoured him at death. How about you wake up the coward that took the RATAK. Awolowo could not wait for Babangida to finish his statement before taking a RATAK. Tufiakwa with these Afonjas

Yamiriflathead:
Chief clown Peter obi the Grand patron of Ipob terrorist organization!
He should go and wake Nnamdi Azikiwe from the dead to contest with Tinubu, because he is a Small boy

You got the job and lost the job. So your Life is more important. I have been in your shoes multiple times and survived. Try and remove your mind from what you don't have at the moment. Focus of what you could have tomorrow. Always see failure in anything as part of the process to a greater goal.

Failure2019:
I just got fired from my job yesterday and I have no idea why, just out of the blue.

Any advice to help with this. I cried on my drive home because I really enjoyed working there and the pay was good. I guess that's what I get for trying to ever make something of myself.

I try to make an honest living as a young man trying to enter the workforce and this is what happens.
Is it time to become an unemployed once again?

I feel bleeped. Life is bleeped. I just wanted a nice house, a wife and a little savings I'm the bank. Guess that's not happening

Which state did the drug Lord win and which PU have you seen the voters count the votes and the drug Lord win? Stop being foolish as it's the future of your children the guy is fighting for. Check Tinubu children and wife and how many Billion they are taking home every year including the Iyaloja. When will your own children benefit from the massive wealth from your land? Stop being a slave and break the chains of bondage

Kobonaire4:
Peter Obi is not going to become President of Nigeria , not now, not by May 29th.

Tinubu won the election. As harsh as it sounds, that is the reality. Nigerians don't want change. ....or rather they wanted change, but the vote for change was split between three parties because Atiku, Obi , Kwakwaso and Wike could not calm down and come to some sort of compromise.

Better prepare your minds for 2027....when hopefully, the opposition would have gotten its act together.

And even if by some miracle, Obi became President, he still has to face a house and senate that is APC dominated. And that will show him pepper well well.

See this must still being bigoted. Which land is foreign land again? Before you answer check the topic again. Mumu

thesicilian:
You don't go to a man's house and start telling him his household is a no man's land. If you do that he has every right to walk you out. If you want to be respected in a foreign land, you first have to respect yourself and behave respectfully. And if someday the throne manages to get to you for one reason or the other, you still should never forget your place and the need to remain humble to your hosts.

Thankfully they have not shown their full might to Boko Haram

AlphaAlex:
Lol 😂 you think it wasn’t the government that allowed them have those weapons 😂🤣 a DSS or military intelligence undercover agent probably negotiated the deal for them to get it don’t play with Nigerian government just because you haven’t seen their full might Don’t play with government intelligence and covert operations those people are good you think every mad man and woman you see on the street is actually mad ? 😂😂 Omo if you don’t know you won’t know bro that’s all I can say. There’s no act of terrorism that a government is Not involved in either actively or passively. You think Boko Haram got their weapons by Luck ? 😂🤣 you think the war on Boko Haram isn’t a cover up for solid mineral extraction from the north ? DEY PLAY OOOO 😂🤣 JUST DEY PLAY

The Israelites ran from the Nazis and their properties were taken. When they returned they bought back all those properties. Today, the owners of the properties who have now become tenants want their properties back by force. Ko le work

LeoDeKing:
As usual, always hiding behind the goodwill of others and be claiming glory.

I'm 101% sure the idea of donating never crossed your mind not to talk of actually donating. I can swear with anything you will never.

So stfu.

This must. Did you see INEC form containing Tinubu credentials? He left all the fields empty intentionally. By the way, who is Tinubu class mate in any of the schools you mentioned. Remember he bears a dead girls name. Tinubu life is full of forgery and narcotics. Receive liberation today from your enslavement

Kagawa10:
You dey craze? You didn't know Inec verified the Tinubu's certificate which was presented? That was why Peter Obi couldn't submit his D pass BSC certificate to Inec for example. He had to submit only his GCE.

Tinubu graduated with first class from Chicago university! His secondary school equivalent was Daley college which he used in gaining admission into Chicago state university! That's enough for any reasonable brain, not a dullard!

Tell the useless Ipob terrorost Chinedu Rhodes to present his certificate! As well as his certified membership of architecture members or shut your hole! Better still, go elect the useless Ipob in your useless region!

Fabricated by the SANpaper Festus Keyamo which would not hold like a watery sperm. The only person that threatened people is MC Oluomo and we shall show Sanwo Olu the door to punish Tinubu and release Lagos from the stranglehold of the drug Lord.

Mraphel:
LP party rigged the most in this election. Let's keep our fingers crossed and watch things unfold.

Is it not in ebonyi they ran off with ballot papers?

Is it not in d east some women singing and thumb printing LP without bvas.

Is not in east an elderly man was threatened for voting APC.

Is it not in east Okeke Cynthia rigged for a pooling unit

Is it not in the east two men were killed during the election?

Several more will be unravel soon.

Sorry their bills are already paid up. Lagos state Treasury will be emptied by Sanwo Olu to defend the stolen mandate. How on earth is the person that took first position afraid of revisiting the marking scheme and his answer scripts? Why is APC suddenly afraid?

helinues:
Why is everything about Obi kekerenke always fake?

Where will I no dey give shishi candidate see money to hire 20 SANS?

Thank goodness Nigerians rejected the calamity pending Obi

Keyamo, Fashola, Osinbajo, Aketi are all SANs without even hiring one

Kenneth Okonkwo, Mr Ibu, Kanayo are the line up Obi's legal team

We don't want Agbero generosity. Show us pics of his generosity while he was a Governor. Don't ask of PO's because receipts full internet?

Bunch of slaves to Tinubu.

IyaebeTheGreat:
Everyone will enjoy Tinubu , he’s a very generous man. This people that condemn him so much will sing his praises in no distant time. All those Acidosis, Nwodosis ,Playmaker14 PrinceOfLagos and others will sing Tinubu praises soon when the enjoyment begins.

Are you pained that if the votes are counted that Obi won your SW, NC, FCT, SE,SS?

Take the pain pill and check iREV

Putindbutt:
I tell you what, take all APC votes in the SE and dash them to Obi, he won't still come second. SE votes are inconsequential. Without SW and North, Obi can never become President.

Then cancel the rigged election and conduct a fresh one. Why are you guys shooting una selves for leg like this. So it's true that Obi won really and you people wants to fabricate a rig. By the way who are the witnesses of this una purported rigged result? Let okeke Cynthia appear in person and admit that she signed the document and be thrown into jail

Putindbutt:
It shows that if Obi had won, he would have been rigged in. This enough has exposed your rigging machinery in the SE.

The first question at the court is where is the BVAS that accredited over 400 voters and where did all of them go to after the election that allowed only her to sign the documents. She go confuse for court no matter how much they offered her

jaxxy:
The agents should have their copies of the polling unit results to confirm.

There where areas election didn't hold and apc produced results so let the results be verified and authenticated.

Oga leave that talk. FFK and Keyamo manufactured this document in connivance with Inec. Let the voters of this PU come out and quote who they voted and you will shock for APC. Do you guys even know this PUs?

NigerianAngelo:
Doesn't change the fact that the results are right.

There probably were no agents and she felt let her just stand in for all of them.


If it was Rigging APC won't have a vote.

That might have been the Presiding Corper or Ad-hoc Officer.


The actual Rigging will be discovered. It is up North and in South West.

7 days after election APC is yet to upload one single video of where they won a single PU. Not even a result sheet with videos where the voters agreed that APC won. What an evil Party relying on reverse psychology

All these thrash failed to simply write Igbo as being correct. Nothing like Ibo unless you mean obo in Yoruba

0monnak0da:
Which of the following best describes your comment
Ibo ; a state of being Ibo
Iboland Ibo Territory
Iboman an adult Ibo male
Iboboy a young Ibo person(male) Ibogirl Ayoung Ibo person (female)
Iboville A small part of Iboland like Awoamama e.g,
Iboness General Ibo condition
Iboist an Ibo Advocate or champion e,g Achebe Iboism Ibo advocacy
Ibotic Distinctly Ibo Iboistic =Ibotic
Iboing To make Ibo Iboed Now fully Ibo
Ibo-made crafted by Ibos
Ibonize Transform to Iboness usually of a place or people Ibonization See Ibonize Ibonizational see Ibonize
Iborific scarily Ibo
Ibofy To make Ibo Ibofied Ibofying Ibofier Ibofication see Ibofy
Ibothetic Ibo kind (of logic)
Iboology The study of Ibos and Ibo Things
Ibologue one versed or knowledgeable in Ibo affairs,history,culture etc
Iboologist=An Ibo expert
ibohood State of being Ibo also place where Ibos are found in large numbers or hang out
Ibolly In an Ibo way
Iboward moving in the direction of an Ibo or approaching Iboness
Ibolitics Ibo kind of politics
Ibolution In the process of becoming Ibofied
Ibodom an old Ibo kingdom
Ibometer Ibometric Measure of Iboness
Ibotechnic An Ibo institute of learning
Ibocentric Focussed only on Ibos and Ibo matters
Iboteria Place where Ibo snacks are sold see Akputeria
Ibomart Ibo market or mall
Ibonalysis = Applied or advanced Ibo logic
Ibonet = Ibo websites Ibo Blogs etc
Ibowood= Ibo movies and actors generallly
Ibonomics = Ibo economic activity
Ibophile Ibo lover or lover of Ibo Things Ibophilia The condition of an Ibophile Ibophilic
Ibophobe Ibo hater Ibophobia Ibophobic Ibophrenia(offensive see specialized texts)
Iborize to destroy by Ibo methods Iborization
Ibomatic having an Ibo flavour
Ibolify To Imbue with Iboness Ibolifying
Ibolyse To alter chemically through Ibo technology Ibolysing Ibolyzation.etc
Ibozine an Ibo Tabloid or magazine
Iborama a display of a wide range of Ibo artefacts,culture etc also Iboramic

Don't mind the mofos. They agreed in their WhatsApp group to push some fake PU results and rush to add comments to corroborate the fake news. They have forgotten that what Labour Party is saying is that even the states they said LP won that the results are also manipulated. You want me to fail yet you don't want me to know how I failed and my scores. Haba manna

jaxxy:
This reverse psychology won't work. Was that results uploaded real time from polling unit level or after it had been manipulated by apc?

Desperation from the evil Party APC. The urchins rushed to comment upandan the thread thinking we are all fools. If una like produce millions of form EC8A and write the results, it only goes to discredit the entire process that returns Tinubu and secondly it calls for the actual field agents to produce the results that they have. Stop this now else you guys are shooting una selves for leg

Ode, indomie pikin that lacked history of his so called country. So if it's Yorubas that the Genocide was carried on, you won't even leave your Mama breast till now. Tell me where Igbos have never been killed and their properties and businesses destroyed in the Nation yet they keep waxing stronger. Ode leave your Mama breast and relocate at least to Anam in Anambra State and colonize that place. It's so shameful that so called Yeriba people are only Afonjas in their homeland. Try and move around and stop dishing out what you read on Nairaland daily

tamdun:
Oloriburuku ,same people that nearly killed their fellow igbo man for voting against obi,u guys killed ur monarch,politicians etc just because they have different opinions now tell my why should yoruba go to such place? We have yoruba in every corner of Nigeria except ur God forsaken land,how come other tribes like hausa are not buying land and building houses in Igboland or are they cowards too?

Exactly what am saying. Got to any village in the country and you must definitely find an Igbo person. Is it by Juju or what do you people this thing? You people say Igbos are the smallest tribe yet they are found in their numbers in every village of the country. How are the smallest able to spread across the world than the largest who restricts to their country home? Am yet to understand this conflicting outcome. Try and leave today Bro. Travel to Ngwa, make friends, rent a house, pay your landlord, bring either your business or intellect and make money, establish there, bring your brothers, increase the population of the area, vie for a political post, let Inec allow the vote to count and represent a constituency. That is how it works in a saner clime Bro

Ohh I forgot Nigerian must always be Nigerian.

oyatz:
But how many Tiv, Nupe or Urhobo live in Mbaise, Ekwulobia, Ogidi, Nnsuka Nkopor or IsialaNgwa?

It's this cowardice that's innate to Yorubas that kind of pisses me off. Do you know why Igbos are not afraid and live in every country of the world? Because they believe all humans are equally created and possess the capacity to conquer the world.

My brother try and conquer your fear, travel out of Lagos or wherever you are residing. Go to Anam and rent a house. Bring a wife, build a house, bring your brothers, reach a voting capacity and vote in your own. You would see you are being retarded by your own fear. Nothing more.

Igbos would continue to flourish Bro. Deal with you as you await Tinubu to start dealing with you guys.

tamdun:
Ur hostile nature won't allow people to come,we have yoruba in SS doing their business but u see alaigbo ...

Igbos are located in every LGA of this Nation deal with that. Secondly, how many Yorubas are in Aba, how many of them are in a polling unit etc etc. To be like the Igbos, you need to go to a swampy area in Anam, buy all the lands, build mansions and occupy a polling unit, develop the swampy areas and ensure roads are constructed, then you can have the right to brag about Lagos. Is this not same Lagos that Ojukwus father made 1billion even before the queen visited? Where were you guys are where were the Igbos in this same Lagos?

kpompey:
So no Yoruba man in Onitsha, Aba is doing well. You brought your relatives to Lagos because it is conducive for growth. Why can't you stay back and develop the east (Onitsha, aba, enugu and other places). We don't play politics of bitterness, and can never bite a finger that feeds us.