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TV/Movies / Re: Should I Return This Tv... 1.1m Wasted by shurlermoz(m): 11:36pm On Mar 28
Crafteck1:
I got this tv from their dealer, the bleeding edge is killing me, is this the way its meant to be or is it that ive been spoilt by Samsung qled that i used before it got spoilt. Its 75 inches hisense a7k series, i can live with its slow response to remote but this black isnt blackkkkk..

This TV make sense bro especially the Dolby Atmos, TV wey no need home theatre.

Hope say no be fake dem sell give you, our people like greed to much.
Crime / Re: Palestinian Islamic Jihad Terrorist Admits To Raping Woman During Oct 7 Attack by shurlermoz(m): 11:28pm On Mar 28
YesDaddyTill203:
Rubbish propaganda from another brainless religious fanatical mumu.

No amount of propaganda will change the fact that Isreal is an apartheid terrorist state.
New poll just showed today that most Americans are now against these Isreal terrorist bast@rds. And these are their biggest supporters that they are losing.
Las las na only the brainwashed religious fanatical fake jews of Nigeria that will remain as their supporters.

Are most Nigerians not against Tinubu?

Dey there make pant dey wear you.

Only pity the ordinary citizens on both sides, Na dem be the casualties.
Business / Re: Earning ₦200K Monthly In Nigeria Is Better Than £2000 In UK - Allen Onyema by shurlermoz(m): 12:54pm On Mar 28
Timoleon:


Read the personal experience below. There's a reason the price is that low. 'good areas' do t have these kinda descriptions.

You don shift am go security matter, anyways no mater how bad e still better pass Naija.
Business / Re: Earning ₦200K Monthly In Nigeria Is Better Than £2000 In UK - Allen Onyema by shurlermoz(m): 11:04am On Mar 28
Timoleon:


Would you like to live in malo dominated outskirts of Abuja? I bet you can find two bedroom apartments there for 20,000 naira per month

Woolwich na outskirt to you?

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Business / Re: Earning ₦200K Monthly In Nigeria Is Better Than £2000 In UK - Allen Onyema by shurlermoz(m): 10:50am On Mar 28
Timoleon:


Can 2k pounds pay for two bedroom in the good places in London?

Are you interested?

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Business / Re: Earning ₦200K Monthly In Nigeria Is Better Than £2000 In UK - Allen Onyema by shurlermoz(m): 10:47am On Mar 28
Timoleon:


Try to educate yourself.

Na you need education, I dey ask you which Chinese product you see for UK wey you dey compare prices?

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Business / Re: Earning ₦200K Monthly In Nigeria Is Better Than £2000 In UK - Allen Onyema by shurlermoz(m): 10:36am On Mar 28
Timoleon:


The price of Chinese import in Nigeria is cheaper than the price of Chinese import in UK. And it's not because of raw materials. It's because of all the extra tax.


which Chinese import you dey see for UK?

Una go just dey yarn dust.

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Business / Re: Earning ₦200K Monthly In Nigeria Is Better Than £2000 In UK - Allen Onyema by shurlermoz(m): 10:32am On Mar 28
Donaldoni:
Very true

Our people always console themselves by converting their earnings Naira. Otherwise, it's chicken change.
U sef go UK first na before you start running your mouth about something you don’t know.

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Business / Re: Earning ₦200K Monthly In Nigeria Is Better Than £2000 In UK - Allen Onyema by shurlermoz(m): 10:30am On Mar 28
helinues:
Kinda true.

Things are really cheap in Nigeria even compared to other African countries but the problem is they are not available
You don live for UK before?
You can’t say it’s true if you never experience am.

It’s a big lie, unless you want to live above your means.
Moreover, how many jobs will give you 200k a month in Nigeria, 2k what minimum a wage job can give you in the UK.

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Politics / Re: How Dependent Are The Zones On Federal Allocation? - Statisense by shurlermoz(m): 8:37pm On Oct 26, 2023
richiemcgold:
Southeast feasting where he didn't sow

You sabi read at all?
Travel / Re: My Uk Visa Was Rejected, What Did I Do Wrong by shurlermoz(m): 11:02pm On Oct 13, 2023
SmartyPants:


Abeg grin People like these, assuming he is really as fake as I believe, are the people giving us a bad name abroad. This guy's story is clearly filled with too many questionable positions. Which Nigerian company is going to spend all that money on a 5-day training for a low-ranking staff whose salary is less than 400k?

To attend such short training you ought to already be a high-level expert at something very technical. Definitely not a 350k salary earner.
And what training is this that can't be done online anyway?


Na for there gangan dem catch OP.
Travel / Re: My Uk Visa Was Rejected, What Did I Do Wrong by shurlermoz(m): 10:53pm On Oct 13, 2023
Saviourplease:


Well, you have a point but my salary is not bogus.

Besides, a company that is 12 years old with presence in 5 African countries that has almost all the banks as customers cannot be said to be mushroom

You sef think am na, which compny will be spending x7 of monthly salary for 5days training in another continent?
The packaging get k leg.

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Technology Market / Re: Ps4 - Make Me An Offer by shurlermoz(m): 5:46pm On Jul 26, 2023
Driggs:




Forget wetin me and Tolu dey do.. You suppose name your price.. PS4 weyn you don use tire, make me con collect am for 250k abi?? why I no add money join just go buy PS5?

na market.. you gree abi you no gree..? or make you dash your youngies

Washere!

Just buy kolo, put that 80k and start to dey add money till e reach for PS5.

I no gree.

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Technology Market / Re: Ps4 - Make Me An Offer by shurlermoz(m): 1:29pm On Jul 26, 2023
tolue42:


Lol..huw much you want to sell last for him


He no go fit buy am, make we no waste each other time.

Person wey dey hope say for the release of PS6 so that he can get PS4 cheap, make he just hold the 80k come wait for 3-5years.
Technology Market / Re: Ps4 - Make Me An Offer by shurlermoz(m): 11:04pm On Jul 25, 2023
tolue42:


Sorry, I've been busy..oya OP give to this man for 80k ooo

Make he keep the 80k, he go see ps4 for that amount for front.
Technology Market / Re: Ps4 - Make Me An Offer by shurlermoz(m): 4:30pm On Jul 25, 2023
Let it come out first
Driggs:


th cruise don dey enter your head.. na so ps2 take cost one time..

sell now as e dey hot before ps6 come out..

ps4 price go fall like iphone 6
Technology Market / Re: Ps4 - Make Me An Offer by shurlermoz(m): 3:56pm On Jul 25, 2023
Nigerians don't have fear of God.

How can you want all of this for 120k?

And you still dey talk say its an excellent deal, abi people no see the picture clearly?
Technology Market / Re: Ps4 - Make Me An Offer by shurlermoz(m): 12:56pm On Jul 25, 2023
You guys just dey catch cruise, no wahala na.
Career / Re: Is Japa Worth It? by shurlermoz(m): 12:30pm On Jul 25, 2023
hazinibones:
Hello Nairalanders,

I have this decision bothering me. I know it is a personal problem, but I believe everyone need some guidance at every point in life.

Straight to it, I have been considering Japa for over two years now and I think the opportunity might be here but I am having a cold feet.

I recently started working for a foreign company as a software engineer and the pay is decent when converted to Naira. Enough to live an averagely comfortable life. But my challenge now is that, I have been talking to some friends that are outside the country and they keep telling me how life is not easy there and cost of living is super expensive out there.

I currently earn $3000, which I plan to either save and travel or startup a business here in Nigeria. Please, Nairalanders with experience, is it worth japa to live an almost average life for almost the rest of your life or investing here in Nigeria and growing wealth?

The healthcare and quality education benefit is there as an advantage for japa though.

Thanks in advance for your responses!

I will give you only one reason and it should be enough.
You can't plan your life in Nigeria, as you are planning, the government policies and inefficiencies are helping you to unplan it.
You start a business, CBN use monetary policies to destroy it.
You start a farm, fulani herdsmen destroys it.
You can't get a job if you don't know anyone.
You can't get a contract if you don't agree to share almost all your profit.
Insecurity is rife.


You are young, better leave now to somewhere you can plan your life with a high level of certainty.

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Technology Market / Ps4 - Make Me An Offer by shurlermoz(m): 12:18pm On Jul 25, 2023
PS4 for sale

Package includes:

500gb
3 game pads
2 Terabyte hard drive
Fifa 21
Gran Turismo
COD
Witcher
GTA
UFC
Destiny
Assasin Creed
Fifa 20 x2
Fifa 19
Fifa18

Make me an offer I can't refuse.


SOLD!

Technology Market / Re: Buy and Ship Goods from US and UK by shurlermoz(m): 4:28am On May 27, 2023
Gimporters:
We can handle all your purchase from US and UK and also provide you with an address to shop and ship goods yourself from several online stores like www.amazon.com, www.ebay.com etc.

Kindly visit www.gimporters.com.ng or send an email to gimportersnigeria@gmail.com to get the address to start shopping and shipping goods from the US/UK

US: $5.4/lbs
UK: £5.5/kg

How much do you ship phones from UK to Nigeria, Ilorin to be precise?
Do you have any conditions or other information required for this?
Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by shurlermoz(m): 12:37pm On Nov 24, 2021
erico2k2:

Use a well know brand but same oil weight

Thank you.
Politics / Re: "Election Must Hold In Anambra" - Asari Dokubo Counters IPOB Order by shurlermoz(m): 6:40pm On Oct 27, 2021
Allsouls:


Who is the idiot?, After talking he should come to Anambra state to vote

Have you considered the fact that Bubu can give you a Fulani military administrator is there is no election?!
Which will you prefer because definitely the state can't be without a head, make we they think of our options as we dey vex o ...
Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by shurlermoz(m): 11:36am On Oct 27, 2021
Hello guys,
I have been using NorthWest Oil 5w-30 for my CRV for some time now and it's been excellent, my car is over due for serving and NorthWest have been out of stock for month now, is it ok if I use another brands 5w-30?

I really don't want to use a lower grade oil because I was using Total's 5w-20 before switching to 5w-30, I don't want to go lower again.

What are my options abeg.
Romance / Re: Ever Visited Someone You Met Online? Share Your Experience by shurlermoz(m): 10:34pm On Aug 05, 2021
I have met a couple of girls from Eskimi, Twitter, Tinder, Nairaland but never from Facebook. I don't know why but Facebook just don't work for me.

I'm still cool with most of these ladies and I have one in particular that I have gone on to meet her entire family and she has met most of mine too, we share the same birthday so friendship strong Wella.

Flaking about meeting for the first time, I have never had any strange experience. I find as much info as I can get before meeting and I keep my expectations at the minimum.
Since we are meeting as friends there is no need for unnecessary judgement, just come as you are. If we vibe well then we will see again and again, if the chemistry is extra we can kick it up a notch and if we are not feeling each other we go dead am.

Sometimes you can't really place it, like a lady I met recently via Nairaland, I couldn't really profile her, it seems she herself does not know what she wants so she is neither here nor there.

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Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by shurlermoz(m): 9:12am On May 18, 2021
Eldemmi:


Was your own crv Tok too?


NOOO, na Naija used sef.
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: We Have Uncovered 476 Online Sites Set Up To Fight Govermnent by shurlermoz(m): 9:05am On May 18, 2021
Ok Sir.

Can you please mention 5 out of them?
Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by shurlermoz(m): 9:26am On May 17, 2021
nymphomaniac:
toks Camry. Fear cars that have service history in Nigeria.

Luck might come in play here too.

Myself and my neighbour bought our cars some weeks apart, I bought a CRV 08 while he got a Camry 08 (Direct from US via his brother)
Some months down the line now, he has spent close to 800k on the car and the new engine he got is not balanced yet while the only thing I have done so far is change the kick and front shocks.

Like I said its just luck.

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Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by shurlermoz(m): 10:40am On Mar 30, 2021
Good day Pros in the house,
I'm having some issues with my CRV 08, first it's the TPMS sensor that refuses the go off. I actually changed a faulty verb in one of the tyres recently and since then my TPMS sensor has been on permanently.

Secondly, the car started making some squeaky noise whenever I'm driving it, I called in a mechanic and he said water got into the shocks that I should leave it because it will come back to normal.
I'm not convenient hearing that noise whenever I'm driving because I'm concerned something worse might come out of it.

Also, my check engine light sometimes comes on and goes off by itself.

Please is the mechanic saying the truth?!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Prince Harry Gets A New Job At BetterUp by shurlermoz(m): 8:46pm On Mar 24, 2021
Activist001:
This guy is a Mumu.

He has been pussyfied so his sense is acting anti-clockwise. grin

I hope he'll he back to his senses sooner or later but wetin concern me sef?

I just hope Meghan wldnt leave him one day, he will become the joke of the century.
Celebrities / Re: Pasuma Celebrates His Daughter, Wasilat, On Her Birthday (Photos) by shurlermoz(m): 4:11pm On Jan 22, 2021
youngsahito:
Happy birthday to her. She looks sexy

What's the definition of this "sexy" thing una always they shout sef?
Anytime una see Bobby or some flesh next thing is she look sexy......what's sexy here?

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