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1day 1day she wil get tayad. Dnt knw whr ha passion cums 4rm 4all dis.

Austeenx:

homesteady, abeg pass me that vaseline wey dey inside my drawer.

oya take bro !

Is dis lady normal ? Is she bin paid 4 ha naked pictures ? She nids 2stop all dis, I op she wil nt consida acting in an afrocandy flick.

Oh boi C creativity

Gaga behaviours.....gaga shoes....mayb gaga husband

Op ansa ma kweshun...
1 - Hw ah u gona respect ha wen u marry ha wen several pple av worshipped in ha temple ?
2 - Hw ah u gona trust ha wen u go on biz trips 4 lyk many days.
3 - Ah dia no oda gurls dat wil beta ur lot ?
Oya ansa lover boi

fr3do:
I'm laughing from experience

share na !

ikenna58: This is the sound of someone that has given up on himself and on his God!

I tink he's just joking

Austeenx: Like WTF??!
Is there anything wrong in having a hard-on?

I taya oh. Is dia any1 who has nt had an erection wen ur babe is wiv u ??

Wonda what a gai wil b lookin 4 in a fellow gai wen dia r so many endowed women evrywhr.

Fynestboi: shoii Wetin u cum do for vigil to dey sleep Beta sleep for your house to avoid embarassment

Sumtyms u just wana nap 4 few mins, cumin back 4rm work and attendin a vigil on a friday is nt dat easy. A small nap durin d vigil rily helps. We all av so much desire 2attend vigils, shd1 nt go coz s/he's sleepy?

Aizebioje: Wondering, how will they uhm... Never mind, stupid question!

was wondering too. I guess d man wil b on his back n d wife wil b d oga @ d top.

Wonda if dose in dat glass haus can work 4 just 2mths witout salary. Dumb FA with a daft marketing unit, can't they liaise wit glo, peak, guiness & oda partners 2gv dem funds 2pay ? 7 freaking mths....haba !

Op, a virgin gai does nt mean a gud husband. Dia ah guys who av worshipped in countless temples buh wil stil make gud husband bera dan a virgin gai. Virginity is nt equal 2 a hapi home.

Ajibel: Make I just register my presence for hia Nigeria 6 1 Iraq . Iraq go score first we'd nau score 6goals in the last twenty minutes. A red card to the iraqi keeper cuz he'd deny us of many goals too our coach 'll be sent to the stands for being frustrated.. Iheanacho would get injured on his groin.. Nigerian players would be pelted by the irate iraqi fans after their loss and fifa 'd ban iraq from int'l football till mikel scores a hattrick for chelshit
























*crawls out of thread, dodging missles*

u cracked me up 4 3mins. Some of ur predictions may just cum 2pass. God 4bid, Iraq won't score 1st.

I wil gladly use my vote to sack dis wasteful govt in 2015. Enof is enof !

Ng wil surely win, Iraq is nt as formidable as our last 2 opponents. D coach shd adopt a flexible tactics i.e wing play, set pieces, & dia usual centre play. Playing only 2ru d middle wil nt b effective evry tym, a vry disciplined side wil easily nullify such tactics just lyk d swedes did yestaday. We nid 2make most of our freekicks and flanks. I C d eaglets gettin 2d semis; Up Nigeria !!!

Op, we nid 2organize a seminar on dis oh. Whach ya tink ?

Royal Roy: A very tactless and comical comment coming from the President.

I wonder who the advisers are & what their job entails.

He goes on air & speaks so naively without thinking first of its ripple effect.

A PhD holder who doesn't have any communication skills.....he must have gotten his doctorate degree from the zoo!!

Nice 1

Sagamite: Huh?

OP, don't listen to this yamayama bobo.

If a girl is not into you, move on. NEVER CHASE A GIRL!

These are the kinds of guys that end up with some useless girl that does not love them and just likes their attention:

https://www.nairaland.com/1017330/im-not-sure-need-boyfriend/4#11827900

Patience my arsse.

Only waste your time with chics that like you. Never drag yourself on the floor:

https://www.nairaland.com/403381/why-nigerian-man-prefer-women/13#6883674

Wonda y we lyk insultin each oda. Comments ah meant 2b diverse, it makes d forum mo interesting. It's so uncool attackin or judging some1 else's comment. D best tin u cud av done is state ur own opinion. U knw me b4 ?

Gurlz behave in a mysterious manner, d gurl infact might even lyk d Op buh just formin. It happened 2me b4. I suggest u stop callin nw, call ha afta few mths. She may b scared of a relatnshp 4nw. I knw it's difficult afta toastin a vry vry gorgeous lady & she's nt pickin ur 'follow up' calls. Free ha nw, call ha lyk 2 - 3 mnths 4rm nw. Dnt give up, toastin a lady or buildin a frnshp wit a lady requires lots of patience.

Wonda hw dis killers slp @ nite. I tink d FG shd ask 4 external help, dnt tink d Ngrn army can take out boko army. US or UK aerial/intelligence gathering support wil do us so much gud.

Goke7: If the guy was only in Keshi's team, men na semi final all the way for Brazil o, imagine the build up from Alabi to Onazi, Mikel, Moses or emenike, even German National team go fear fear.

Sadly its only a wish, I hope just like someone said earlier we will never loose another Alaba again.

On point ! He wud av added so much cuttin edge 2d left wing of d eagles. He reminds me of udeze.

Lilimax: Seems you've just woken up from sleep ?

Dnt mind me, av bin sleepin 4 d last 5dayz; shay u dnt mind if I continue d slp

Lilimax: This is a fake wedding probably from a video clip?
I saw Joseph in the church last Sunday and there was nothing like that.

Do u av his numba, I wnt Joe 2marry ma sista.

Lilimax: This is a fake wedding probably from a video clip?
I saw Joseph in the church last Sunday and there was nothing like that.

do u av his numba, I wnt joe 2marry ma sista.

buffenuff: Armed robbers, rapists and murderers

consida a career in comedy

pilotseq: and I was having a serious crush on this babe.... God!!!! Y is that all the babes I have been having crush on are just getting married? Y? how long will this continue? * walks out of thread wit knife, gun, acid, rope, wire*

Ma bro dnt wori, oya drop d knife, gun, and wire. Patricia Wu is nt bad oh, go 4ha u hear.

dridowu: baba oloye..................wc job b dat oooooooooo?

Lol ! I tink he is referring to searching 4 jobs on jobberman.