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What a load of crap¿
I sure hope they get past it and still remain cordial¿
Separation is good for now¿
They can go for counseling but suicide? Over such matter¿
Is she for real¿
I pity the poor man and yet when such man go running to the waiting arms of a female friend, they'll be talking crap¿
Marriage is fecked up, yes offence¿

iceberylin:
Side chicks be like.....

yimu¿

dunkem21:
Do you know anybody that needs a side guy?

how much are you worth and willing to give, and I don't just mean chedddahs¿

Nice¿

chidyhels:
Define Big Prospect pls?
The last time i checked Fifa still awards female world player of the yr

you dey mind that Person¿

Maamin:
a side chick will always remain a side chick.

and says Who¿ wrong! Many side-chics are now the wives¿ fact
But, it's a status, like every other statuses, it is subject to Change¿ fact

Nothing is permanent, not even your life¿

emusmith:
So, that's your permanent position?

Nneka123:
Are you a professional side chick? like you are in it for money?

nope¿
A side chic is different from a mistress¿
And yes, money begets attention and affection¿
So why¿

Nneka123:
Aru! all these yeye side chicks!

This I got as a BC mesage on BBM a few days back and I decided to share. The author is hereby acknowledged as Temmie.

In 1998 Nigeria was tensed with perceivable tensions everywhere just before the election that would have ushered Gen. Abacha's transmutation from a Military Head of State to a civilian president through unprecedented adoptions as a sole candidate of all leading parties. The main oppositions were NADECO members who were either on exile or hiding around the country. MKO the people's choice was in a detention in Abuja. It was a harrowing experience and the darkest days of our country. Then the former UN Secretary General and Chief Emeka Anyaoku intervened, they met the two leading figures separately. Later the American Secretary of State came and suddenly there was a mysterious solution to the lingering problems.

Today, we are faced with same tension and palpable fears from all quarters. The drums of war have started and the drummers don't seem to give a damn about the consequences. Meanwhile, just like in 1998, the former UN Secretary General and Chief Anyaoku have met the two leading figures. As I write, John Kerry the US Secretary of State is meeting GMB and GEJ separately.

Can we safely conclude that a divine solution is on the way? Are there no similarities between the incidents of 1998 and 2015? I pray that we are able to conduct the elections in peace, freely and fairly. I pray also that we don't lose any more life or lives in resolving our problems. I pray in particular that GMB and GEJ live longer to contribute their quotas to the peace, progress and development of our great country.

God bless Nigeria!

GEJ looks like he is using his smile as a tool for PR¿ it seems fixed, I won't call it relaxed¿
GMB seems not interested in the cameras but what the man was saying¿
So, what has being relaxed got to do with having a conversation that's supposed to be meaningful¿
Or are they planning a social event¿

True be told, it can be funny how people sneer and smirk when they see Laura with Josh while Mrs. Josh is in Canada¿
Biko, so what¿
It's not as if he wants to marry Laura, she is a companion when the need arises and trust me, Laura doesn't care about the status¿
The truth of the matter is, while the so-called partners are there hating on the side-chics; the side-chics are taking their husbands/boyfriends¿

So in my own book, the socially/stupidly frowned-at status of side-chic has its own advantages and they include but not limited to the following:
A) no emotional attachment unless a document has been signed¿
B) things get done faster if you are sweet and has kamasutra at the tip of your c1it¿
C) you are spoiled rotten, when you know what your duties are & do them well¿
D) when you don't cross the laid down boundaries, you may even spend more years with him than his own 'supposed' partner¿
E) you are single and free while they are paranoid and rigid¿
F) no expectations thus no disappointments¿
G) if you mistakenly fall in love, NEVER tell him about it, just increase your demands and he'll find his own way out of your life without really cutting the bond. This way, you can still get things done 'for old time's sake'
H) you can have as many as possible without having to be called a prostitut5. I don't always advice on this, being a faithful side-chic is easier when you have a game plan.
DONT EVER BEAR HIM A CHILD, this is a no-no!!!! And if you must, get it signed and sealed legally.

..... now, let the opinions begin to flow....

PS: if you are interested in learning how to be a mistress, get in touch with me. Stop being paid peanuts for that pretty thing between your legs when you can get mega-bucks for it¿
If you need professional escort services/well-trained mistresses too, get in touch with me¿
But, IT IS GONNA COST YOU!!!! We don't come cheap.

We side-chics just rock¿
We get everything when the figurehead main-chics cry foul¿
If we want him, we'll get Him¿ fact!
Call us the mistresses, it's your damned cup of lemonade¿
The more single they are, the happier I am¿
Marriage dulls Them¿
Leave them be biko¿

She should be whipped with peppered cow-hide crops¿
Make her pour hot water on herself¿
Then walk on hot coal before being heat with eyes wide open¿
Wickedness is an understatement here, really¿

Biased my cute a$$!
That sh*t is beefed up, let's say it as it is¿
Nothing works no more except for a few common sensed peeps here and there¿

Please!!!! Tell this man to pipe down!!! Shhheeeesshhhh¿

And this matters how¿
Ruling this country has nothing to do with how he writes or what he writes; it's what he can get don¿
What has our jonafessor done with his own knowledge of english language, a borrowed one for that matter. And yet we sit somewhere and yab his honorable wife¿
And my dear, it's surname ooo. And not surename!!

elbinmanny:
The APC Presidential candidate Gen. Muhammadu Buahri could barely fill his INEC election form.
Wonder if he could not differentiate between surename and other names.

Bawss1:
Please share with us the plans Buhari has for Nigeria and tell us how it will be better than what GEJ has. So far I have been very disappointed by what I heard the general say. The fact that we are disappointed by GEJ shouldn't mean we should replace him with someone worse.

and where did I mention any name>
You just did>
I'll take it as affirmations of one being without strategies and another with>
Only that it hasn't been actualized yet>
How about we try and see if there'll be other disappointments but from a different person>

A supposedly illiterate with plans is better than a professor with disorganised brain>

God/humanitarians grant her a speedy recovery>
I hope they find solution to the epilepsy too>
But what's an epileptic doing near hot oil>
Its suicide na>

And some leaders are just supposed to remain at the level of village politics>

Fally ipupa daaayuuuymmnnn>
Now that's the kind of face a dark hunk should have on his head>

They are the craziest of them bietches>

May God rest her soul>
Ladies, please starvation isn't the way to go to get a perfect shape>
Anorexia is a serious ailment and it kills>

She wanted to sue him first>
Only changed her mind because this would make a more credible tale than the truth of her offering to do this just for financially rewarded sexual favors>
Ladies spinning tales when it doesn't favor them eventually since 1699>

Lack of exercise¿
Or the little mama's un-attractiveness¿

delishpot:
poor means person has no wealth as at now.
Bankrupt means person had wealth but you lost it all.
Person can go bankrupt then maybe go poor or, person go bankrupt and regain his wealth.
A poor person cant go bankrupt only rich people do.

oh ok

Why? That's a wrong notion¿
People have role models outside the chores of Nigeria¿ Bottomline was the story and not from whose mouth it's being told¿

MizMyColi:
This news would have been more motivating if it were African/Nigerian in orientation.

Either ways, weightloss looks really good on her.

Castrate him in his sleep then you both can blame the devil¿

It just came up in a conversation with a few friends of mine. One friends was of the opinion that a male popular hip-hop artiste is poor¿
The other one disagreed and said he is bankrupt¿
They left me at a loss¿
What makes one bankrupt
What makes one poor
Differences and similarities please
Is it that poor is when you drink akamu with milk and sugar but bankrupt is when you can only eat akamu even when there is rice in your pantry

Nice perks Yemmi gat

tosyne2much:
Tell me 7 reasons why I should try online dating and I will tell you 1, 000 reasons why I will not

state the first 4

I think the knotted skirt was the best of eem
But only suits babes with sizable asses¿
And the crop-tops just don't do well on pencil skirts in my book. On jean/pants, yeah¿
I didn't find the pump-up pants are sexy unless you are all in all the skirt with the knotted front did it for me
Just like peplum it may last a while