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Abbasufi: DATS GOOD TO HEAR MA

9-zeros:
Wasup evrybody! I'm back!
@mr mosh: i've seen dat u kept d house in order. Gud job.
@sigba: Tanx 4 lookin after my office.
@governor fashrola, mr mosh, okoya, uj, t, sigba, kinnad, obi n all: i read all ur comments corcernin d multi nature of d thread. All of u made sense. I luv d jokes cuz it keeps us goin. However, i suggest dat we leave d jokes/social department to naijaobi. Dis thread is gonna be a total mess if evry1 goes into jokes. Lets talk about nysc, d labour market, e.t.c. cuz Der'z alot infos/ideas dat we can share 2geda. so Pls lets leave d jokes to naijaobi. I respect evry member of d big house so i'm sayin dis 2 keep us in line.
I was out 4 while cuz i had to do some underworld plannin. Mehn, time if am gonna ghost or not.
Btw, do y'all know dat ur bank also determines how fast/easy u receive ur allowee?. A friend told me dat first bank is d best.
Motto: peace n unity while we share d money!!

vivien_all: The president never said that.
But why is this on the front page? Let me guess, because it was posted by the Almighty mukina? mtchew!. Commot this thing jare.

Abbasufi: SO PPL(GRADUATE FOR DAT MATTER) WATS D ANSWER??

moshoodn: AND AT THIS POINT I WILL ADMIT THAT LYING LOW IS NOT THE MARK OF A TRUE COMMUNITY MEMBER. . . .

IF EVERYONE DID THAT, THEN THIS THREAD WOULD BE AS GOOD AS DEAD.

ujchief: sigba hornie, pls ignore the negativity, we've got a whole lot of positive things to look up to. If they feel we aint geting it right, let them feel free to start another thread.

Shareboyz: this thread would be closed by then cuz its running out from point

Barcanaija: @ fash..you re on point bro,we need more info on nysc stuff here nat some "SILLY" jokes pls

fashrola: Hello house....I've been laying low and observing this thread with great dismay, this thread has deviated from its purpose, This is not a joke section for christ sake....9-zeros, T-stone pls do sth b4 this thread lose its main purpose....I'll soon be dropping more info Akwa-Ibom prospective corper soon..

kinnad: Hello house,can anyone predict the total number of pages this thread would have by 2nd july when camp opens? I predict btw 130 to 140

Okoya: A Zookeeper gets raped by an Elephant and is rushed to hospital for treatment. The Doctor examines him and asks why his arse is stretched out 10 inches when an Elephants penis is only 4 inches wide? Weeping the man says "The dirty bastard fingered me first.

Loskee: hahaha... i had to put it that way to catch real attention... glad i got it!

Okoya: He simply answered: ""I would give the car keys to
my old friend, and let him take the sicked old lady to the hospital.
I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the
woman of my dreams."" Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Loskee: hi all aspiring batch b corps members on Nairaland

can someone please post the basic requirements for camp?
everything from wears to purse to cooking utensils

ujchief: send the secretary out and invite me, lets mess his desk up

9-zeros:
aaaaaaah! sigba beware!

moshoodn: [size=18pt]YOU ARE LEAVING THE OFFICE IN CAPABLE HANDS. . .

AS PER SIGBA, I COULD WOO HER INTO LETTING ME IN TO THE INNER CHAMBERS!![/size]

9-zeros:
sigba is not experienced in d big house politics. lets give it some time.

9-zeros:
I'd be travelin 2 abj 2marow to handle some bizness.
@mosh: pls take charge of d big house while am gone.
@sigba: i'l give u my office keys. Pls dont let any1 inside my office especially d vice chairman (mr. Mosh) cuz i no trust dat guy at all.

ujchief: sigba hornie, i heard we can groove the camp with green sneakers, part of the national colour. I've got green cover shoes for u, with high heels, can i send them thru?

Shygal: tnx dear. I ws told it wil b allowd as far its white, jus dt it might b too soft 4d exercises plus we wud b given a white nysc crested tennis shoe, dt means we cn altanate both. I'l get d toms ma'am

9-zeros:
i see.

mykejones: Am goin OooooOo. It's an Islamic Union,am not sure they ask those kinda questns thou.

ujchief: thank u sister sigba. I think i'm gona join u at akwa ibom, i need a sister looking over me, protecting me from those hungry *hornie* female corpers! What say u?

Shygal: ya dts true, bt it cn b rockd afta campin wid our kaki t.zer in our ppa's

mykejones: Lolzz..cute one,u prolly caught me staring.
Trust me,i do dat almost evry hour. And i silently hail u all.
Am preparin 4my ex's weddin..abeg,make una no disturb me.

Shygal: my dear dts wt i'm tinkin, weda it wud b allowd. Anywy its N3k to N3500 in ma place, it might diffa @ ur endz sha...

moshoodn: You need a 20-minute tutorial?

moshoodn: You need a 20-minute tutorial?

9-zeros:
i just spoted anoda romance... sigba n ujchief!
@treasurer(miss shygal): collect d romance fee from dem n pay it into d bighouse account.

Shygal: yup n its got no provisn 4 shoe laces... and 'toms' is writen behind it. Tk note!!!

Shygal: @all I gat sm shoes 4all of u in tha house. Its a gift frm ma hrt! Tnx besties 4 alwys bin dere... 1 love