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ujchief: sigba hornie, give me a link, i need the contraceptives now, cant return to my state after service with a truck-load of kids

I wont be the one to lead u into temptation, i only gave a brova help by informing u, find the link urself i don try for u

naijaobi: 9-ZEROS!!MOSHDOON!!FLAIRLADY!!BJ88!!SHACKZ!!SHYGAL!!UNCLE T!!FARSHROLA!!SIGBA!!!AND THE REST!!!!! PLZ MAKE WE CHOP O... I NO DEY WAIT FOR ANYBODY O

Hehehe, nna mehn, na Agege bread ati ewa u wan make me chop? I dey come make i brush my teeth.

9-zeros:
yeah. my homboy is in texas n ghostin (batch A). i'll be in abj on monday to plot tinz out. if i can 'ghost', i'l fly to S.A (hussle) n b back in due time 4 my cert. dats naija 4 u!

I SEE. Wish u goodluck.

9-zeros:
wat matters most is d authencity of ur link. some pay 50k 4 lag n it stil flops. i took enugu/akwa-ibom but m also workin on being a ghost corper.

Why do u wanna be a ghost copper? Are u working or schooling?

fashrola: Thx dear....u can still ff me on twitter iam_kingsley

Aight brov, i rarely twit. Need a crash course on how to use that social network.

ujchief: whats up with this akwa ibom craze? Me i no wan chop dog meat now! Since Nysc insists everyone must teach, i no wan pregnant an ikaite.

Haba, bros, i heard there's a breaktru in male contraceptives now.

moshoodn: LAUGH WILL NOT KILL YOU..... YOU MIGHT ONLY END UP WITH BROKEN RIBS!!!!!!!!

Lol, Sir Moosh, my humble greetings to u this lovely dai.

naijaobi: AS I NO SEE MY TOOTHBRUSH NO MEAN SAY I NO GO BRUSH MOUTH..

Lol. U wont kill me with lafta this morning oh!

ujchief: mehn! Dem say make i pay 30k if i wan serve 4 Lag! No assurances, no guarantee, non-refundable, whats up wit that?
Although the fee is much less if i wan serve for anyother state apart from lagos, abj and rivers. What do u think?

Join me in Akwaibom

Morning guys. I've been busy for a while and when i checked for updates i saw that i missed like 10 pages in less than 24hrs WOW! It's obvious that there's no dulling here. Special greetings to you all and special thanks to FARSHOLA u re 3much, during my stay in A/ibm i'll try my best to visit the LGA's u mentioned. Akwaibom Ayaya indeed. To my fellow prospective A/ibm coppers it's good we familiarize with ourselves so that when we get to camp by His grace we'll hook up as long time friends. Have a lovely dai pals, love y'all, u re d bestest best. A million kisses.

naijasexy: Thank you for your well-wishes everyone.

I am back home now, and would try to continue with the story once I am able to steady my gaze on the laptop screen without feeling dizzy (hopefully soon).

Thanks a bunch, I am highly appreciative of your kind words and prayers.

Good to know that u are heald. Thanks be to God.

fashrola: Well prospective batch "B" corper willing to serve in Akwa Ibom state, I want to brief you a little about the place, Though I'm from Akwa Ibom and I school @ Maritime Academy of Nigeria, Oron, I've also been mobilized for the NYSC programme too, Akwa Ibom state (Uyo as a case) Uyo is a very nice place to be, especially the new infrastructure put to place by the State Governor which includes: Good and beautiful roads, Cinema, At least manageable power supply, good road network system (no hold-up), Cheap accommodation and Transportation, Uyo is a very peaceful place and it is not as big as Lagos, therefore it is a really organized-city, Where the problem lies is which LGA you will be posted to in Akwa Ibom state, well I'll tell you the best LGA to serve with most good social amenities includes: Uyo, Eket (oil-rich town), Ikot Ekpene, Abak, Oron, Ibiono, Itu...though other LGA are good but I'm just telling you the best LGA in Akwa Ibom state and their proximity to the state Capital. Don't mind my grammer sha, I'm typing with a phone...

Wow, thanks dear. Can you tell me about Eket, i know it's a beautifull place. I pray to work my PPA to Mobil Eket, how possible is it?

pDude: Nyama old woman

70 years old? When all the thing under her yansh don rotten and become like water-water Choi!! I can't even imagine her body odor; like 70 year old okporoko.

Make she come naija. The queue of suitors will be 3miles long.

Hehehe Na fresh blood una need abi?

sammygold: I'm rilly stocked my frnds... Akwa ibom or Abuja. Wia do i choose? Pls i need evry1's suggestion, pls i nid ur response urgently.

Make ur decisions fast, there's no time. Do you have accomodation in Abj cos it's quite expensive there, cost of living in Akwa ibom is lower than that of Abj. The decision is ur's to make.

BJ88: thanks sweetie!lots of love too....

naijaobi: I NEVA KNEW WE HAD A PASTOR HERE ALL THESE WHILE... THANKS AND GOD BLESS

Lol, thanks.

T.stone:
Yh sigba...I always see you as a viewer of this thread most times. Anyways thanks for your words of encouragement. You are welcome to the thread fully. On behalf on the Boss(9-zeros) my own chairman(Moshoodn) our beautiful and elegant ladies in the house n my other respected members of wchich time will nor permit me to mention names, I want to welcome you. You've been kipin a low profile dis days buh thank God for your courage to come up @ last. God blez you. Am really happy to welcome your opinions and concerns. Take care.

Thanks.

's up guys? I dont always post comments here but i follow this thread from page to page. I saw how it passed tru different phases from discussions and making decisions on our choice states, to the anxious expectations of our call up nos with the lil ANSU drama that added suspense to the thread as it involved the owner of this thread, and now everyone has activated their prayer modes so that their runs will work, lol. Sounds like a movie story line does'nt it?
Well, as the day draws near, i get more tensed instead of happy. I keep wonderin how i'll locate the camp, how the first night will be, how i'll know the best LGA to work my PPA to, how i'll get a comfortable accomodation.... The list goes on, if i continue i'll exhaust the space on this thread lol. Well, in all, i've learnt to leave the thinking and worrying for God and play my role by doing my best afterall Life is a live movie. So stop worrying and hand everything over to God, He'll direct us to our various destinies tru this Youth Service. Incase you re not posted to the state of ur choice, do not be sad, rather, accept it with thanksgiving and have faith that God's with you and He'll give you comfort and favour in a strange land. Lastly, watch ur confessions, our tongue is one of the greatest weapons God gave to us, speak good of ur life and of the place you find urself, and look for ways to be an agent of change wherever you find urself.
God bless y'all, lots of love.

careytommy:
paedophile alert!
mods, track his IP

Lol.

AKWA-IBOM- UYO. shakin my azonto.

Congrats 9zeros et all. Thank God for u.

naijasexy: I've not been feeling well...

...Been sleeping all day and could not write anything.
Sorry guys.

Owww! Sowie dear. You re healed IJN.

mitsaro: my call up number is out ooooh.....any Unique graduate here?

Yeah. Unique kpo kpo. I'll go and check mine tomao. Congrats.

Fourcade: lol

You re lol'n abi?

ayobase: U r reaaly waiting and refreshing!

Seriously.

Sexy do you work on sundays too?

upengineer: @ sigba
Personally, am a living testimony to online job haunting perticularly nairaland.com. I have goten two oferrs from vacancies i applied to on this site and both are offshore. The first job was a Drilling rig catering job, i worked for few months and resigned to take up another offer from a company i also applied to on this site and you wouldnt want to believe that the second job is an OFFSHORE oil and gas job meaninig i work offshore now and i saw both vacancies here. If you want me to provide the link to both vacanies on nairaland.com, i will be very happy to do that. I also got another one at Ikoyi also from the position i applied to on this site. I didnt take that offer because am not just comfortable with the pay(50K). So, the lesson from my story is this: your friends should not always look out for names of big companies before they apply and they should cultivate the habit of doing a thorough search. The links of all the vacancies are available on nairaland if you need verification

Wow, i'm encouraged, i'll start encouraging them from now and i hope to start searching too. Thanks alot.

This is serious. I hope Bukky learns from this. Eny is really a Tigeress.

9-zeros:
some students were maltreated for not payin tuition fees. mehn, n i heard our mob list was in d SA office wen it was burnt down!
@all: pls pray 4 ur boy.

What happened?

Thumbs up to you naijasexy. I can hear Eric's heart beating fast, lol.

nitrogen: I think online job hunting works compared to the old fashioned dropping of your c.v in coys.
Anyway,luck is the koko.

Thanks.

LADEMINUS: Obviously u don't knw how to identify a bomb blast

The epicenter is at d middle of the bus not d fuel tank... Definite bomb
There is a crater formation on d road with debris scattered in a circle away from d bus.... Definite bomb
Notice the whole bus is not burnt?... Shows that damage was swift,.... Not as seen inpetroleum explosions .... Definite bomb!!!
I tink ppl r just running away from the obvious scary truth dat dis threat has come down south.. Sad

I can see someone has been watching too much detective movies lately.

9-zeros:
@all: pls i have a question- do y'all still have ur school i.d cards?
its one of d requirements for registration in d camp. some schls demands dat u submit ur i.d card to d student affairs b4 graduation. i cant remember how i skipped dat phase durin my clearance. i had a serious beef wit d anti-cult in my schl so my i.d was seized in order to trace me. i later settled d beef but i didnt get my i.d card back. maybe, i'm just gonna make a convincing 'duplicate' one.

Go to the court and swear an affidavit of missing id. I have the same problem and friend of mine that has already served adviced me to get the affidavit. She said she used it in camp cos that it's risky to use a fake id.

A MINUTE SILENCE FOR THOSE THAT PASSED AWAY THIS MORNING IN THE BOMB BLAST IN PORT-HARCOURT.

190: I hope d bomb blast affects that my wretched ex of a girlfriend -

Lol, you got me reeling with laughter here when 'm supposed to be sad.