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Romance › Re: Guys What Really Prompts You To Marry? by Sike(m): 10:57pm On Dec 26, 2012

Simply because.... my Fooling around will be over.

Nairaland General › Re: What Have You Gained Through Nairaland In This Outgoing Year 2012 by Sike(m): 10:51pm On Dec 26, 2012

I get more than enough.

Literature › Re: Write Your Life Story In 6 Words by Sike(m): 10:46pm On Dec 26, 2012

Slowly but Surely, I'll Get there.

Romance › Re: Why Do Men Refuse To Eat During Misunderstanding With Women? by Sike(m): 10:37pm On Dec 26, 2012

Nothing on this planet will make me abandom my food for any facking misunderstanding! It's me and my food anyday, anytime.. What Rubbishhhh!!!!

Celebrities › Re: 10 Most Kissable Female Celebrities In Nigeria by Sike(m): 3:26am On Dec 26, 2012

seedord247: Linda what.

The last time i was in naija, i saw her in one of this local store buying maxam toothpaste... Thou she was eyeing me, but i dont wanna say hi to her cus her breath can turn some1 blind.

Chineke!!! :-|

Islam › Re: How An American Lady Converted To Islam by Sike(m): 3:11am On Dec 26, 2012

pDude: 1 more virgin has been added to paradise.

An American virgin for that matter

Alahu akbar

Lame. :|

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Travel › Re: What State Do You Live In? by Sike(m): 10:01am On Dec 25, 2012

ABEOKUTA

Romance › Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by Sike(m): 9:56am On Dec 25, 2012

[quote author=ekt_bear]lmao grin

You should have just excused yourself briefly and farted in the hallway rather than in the room[/quote]abi ooo!

Christianity Etc › Re: A Thread For Christmas Messages by Sike(m): 8:54am On Dec 25, 2012

djkaneo: Hello, i am new to this forum,please how can
i comment on this thread.... tanx

U can consult the oracle for more info.

Romance › Re: Pick-up Lines That Works For Ladies by Sike(m): 10:31pm On Dec 24, 2012

Hey baby! how u doing today?

TV/Movies › Re: Are Nigerian Movies Actually The Best In Africa? by Sike(m): 10:19am On Dec 24, 2012

Nollywood my foot!

Music/Radio › Re: What's Your Best Nigerian Dance Ever? by Sike(m): 10:12am On Dec 24, 2012

Nothing would make me forget my "IJO YOYO" by Kolinton. cheesy

Literature › Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Sike(m): 9:55am On Dec 24, 2012

When will GEJ kick the bucket?

Literature › Re: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Sike(m): 9:52am On Dec 24, 2012

At what age/time will i die?

Family › Re: Would You Ask Someone Else To Discipline Your Child For You? by Sike(m): 10:35am On Dec 23, 2012

Err... that one go hard small o... though it depends on who that DISCIPLINAIRE is - as in - the connection... but you'all know that it is always easier said than done.

Family › Re: Would You Ask Someone Else To Discipline Your Child For You? by Sike(m): 10:32am On Dec 23, 2012

Err... that one go hard small o... though it depends on who that DISCIPLINAIRE is... but you'all know that it is always easier said than done.

Celebrities › Re: An Interview With Blackface by Sike(m): 10:22am On Dec 23, 2012

alfredo4u: I was panting reading.....GARRI and water pls.

Cold or Hot Water Pls?

Culture › Re: Pidgin: The Language Where Question & Answer Are The Same by Sike(m): 11:56pm On Dec 22, 2012

Kslib: Q::: Na garri be dis?
A:::: na garri be dis oh..

Q::: Garri don cost for market?
A::: garri don cost for market oh...

Q::: Garri with milk dey sweet?
A::: garri with milk dey sweet oh...

Gbam!

Family › Re: The Name You Used To Store Your Mother's Phone Number? by Sike(m): 4:06pm On Dec 20, 2012

"73HTOM T33WZ"
NOTE: TO UNDERSTAND THIS, LET YOUR PHONE FACE A MIRROR.

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Nairaland General › Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by Sike(m): 3:59pm On Dec 20, 2012

omojesu123: I hate islam

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BRAIN?!

Romance › Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Sike(m): 2:22pm On Dec 19, 2012

Just DO it. And do it Fast! Chikena!!!!

Education › Re: Principal Questioned For Conducting Virginity Tests On Pupils by Sike(m): 2:14pm On Dec 19, 2012

Wetin be him own self? Like Is it part of the syllabus??

Celebrities › Re: meet Nonso Diobi Twin Brother by Sike(m): 2:07pm On Dec 19, 2012

Na wa o! Notice me.

Christianity Etc › Re: World’s First Gay Bible 'Queen James ' Published by Sike(m): 5:36pm On Dec 18, 2012

SMH for una.

Celebrities › Re: Girl Turns Hairy After Medical Treatment by Sike(m): 5:31pm On Dec 18, 2012

She is zexy and she knows it.

Romance › Re: What Do You Like Most About Yourself? by Sike(m): 1:40pm On Dec 18, 2012

NOTHING BEATS MY "SHIIT". I LOVE IT DIE.

Fashion › Re: Guys Can You Wear A Skirt? by Sike(m): 9:56am On Dec 17, 2012

RRRRUBBISH!!! NEVER!

Phones › Re: Compare Current Call Tarriffs. Airtel, Etisalat, MTN, Glo by Sike(m): 9:49am On Dec 17, 2012

WE ALL KNOW MTN CAN NEVER MAKE HEAVEN.

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Phones › Re: BBM Versus Whatsapp by Sike(m): 10:00pm On Dec 13, 2012

mrkels: Whatsapp is a 'rubbish' applocation...

U mean APPLICATION?

Health › Re: 20 Bizarre Ways To Burn Calories by Sike(m): 9:50pm On Dec 13, 2012

That no.11 is making me go gaga tho.

Romance › Re: How Do You Like To Be Kissed? by Sike(m): 5:28pm On Dec 13, 2012

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Take your time, take it slow, start from my upper lip and progress slowly into French kissing. Dont rush. We are in no hurry. . .
[/color]

EGG-SACLY!

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