Lmao. This is hilarious

Wow!

FG and their mouth. 5 & 6

Ope oh

Only God can save Nigeria.

Davash222:
Advice him to get a second wife, so you can be relieved of your DUTY!!

Best comment ever!

I was here

IGBORO TI DARU

ONLY THE WISE CAN UNDERSTAND THIS OP

YOUR ACCOUNT WILL JUST BE BLACKLISTED.

Twitter and WhatsApp all day and all night

You're not alone OP

This is serious o

Bookkie come check this thread out

fineboynl:


Number:Z3KD59MN. put half your savings

lol. ok

nice one seyi

Ishilove:
Sister computergeek, to be sincerely honest...the below was my list when I was younger and still had stars in my eyes.

Tall
Dark
Handsome
Stinkingly rich
Muscular
Dick_ must be the size of orobo Pepsi bottle (make me walk like a duck, honey)
More intelligent than I am.
A lover of arts
A man on fire for God.

I read romance novels briefly in my teens but I abandoned them because I could not connect with them. Why does the hero always have to be handsome? Is love meant for only handsome people? I would read M&B, and then after reading look round and still see the same strong, sun hardened faces of my Nigerian brothers who didn't have the faintest idea about chivalry. Chivalry is dead. Bleh. Romance novels fill your head with nonsense.


And then I grew up! With maturity comes a more realistic worldview. Many times God doesn't give us want we want but what we need. He works in mysterious ways and he knows what will benefit us, even when we are crying and tearing our hair and demanding...may, begging for the perfect man. He doesn't give us the perfect man; he gives us the man who is perfect for us.

Nature strives for balance, which is why opposites attract. That's why introverts attract extroverts. Garrulous people attract taciturn people, hot tempered folks cope best with cool as ice people. That's why you must always factor the Maker of All Creation itself when choosing a partner, and ultimately, allow Him to select for you. TELL HIM THAT YOU ARE GIVING HIM PERMISSION TO LET HIS PERFECT WILL BE DONE.


With maturity my list evolved to-

God fearing. A man on fire for God.

Comfortable (who stinking rich epp? ) I have a well paying job, Mr Right must have one too.

Intelligent. No compromise on that one. God help you your kids take after your less than intelligent partner. You will spend all your money on private tutors.

Must be a tiger in za oza room. The size of his jabulani didn't seem so important anymore, as long as it worked well and could make me purrrrr like a satisfied pussy...cat

One who complemented me in every way amd would take me as his lover, companion and best friend.

That definitely made more sense than big dicked, muscular fellows who would probably end up losing all those toned muscles, replacing them with Uber flabs, and then become unattractive to me in middle age.

*sighs*

I WAS ONCE LIKE THE OP

INTERESTING TOPIC

congratts AJ

Cuz it'll end in tears.

I used default music player nitemi

God is Good

I don't believe the chat jare

EVERYTHING IN THIS LIFE IS CHANGING. LET S ADAPT.

i think its kinda cool tho

GLO WILL BE BACK, I BELIEVE.

we all differ

LAMPARD TRIED. SIMPLE