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Why money no dey?

Seriki - agbalumo. Don't ask me why.

Supported!

All I want for my birthday is badt 500Gb

I'm working and i want to put in for an undergraduate programme this year. How can i cope with their lecture timetable? (i.e monday-friday) because I heard NOUN is for those that are working. True? I'm confused...

Can someone pls post the new time table for undergraduate computer science here. I couldn't view it from the main site.

Pls where's the the study center for ibadan?

Lol. Funny post

The phone ain't bad tho

Ncc is mardddd

Wetin kill her?

Excitement at its peak

Publicly?! For who?

Sex is Good but at his age? No No!

Let him Rest In Peace!

As$ over Bòobs anyday!

Royver:
So this guy enters my office with a seminal fluid analysis report.
Time collected - 10am
Time tested - 10.15am
Motile 0%
Sluggish 20%
Dead/Immotile 80%
Sperm count 1 million.

I tell him the result and he says there is improvement. Previously Sluggish was less than 10%.

I ask how long he has been managing low sperm count. He said he discovered it just before his marriage of about 7yrs.

I ask if he has ever Impregnated anyone in the past and he tells me no but that he has two kids by his wife. In fact despite his low sperm count he has never had any problem getting his wife pregnant so much so that the wife has gotten pregnant on many other occasions but miscarried. That there were no issues until they moved from their previous neighbourhood to delta state. He recalls his wife and neighbor were very emotional when they left. Since they came to Asaba she has not so much as taken in...

I look at him and he looks slowly back at me as realisation sets in.

Awkward silence.

O ma shey O!

Dotwillis1:
Who is a broke guy?

Galacious1:
98% of guys readin dis thread

phuq U!

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Hahaha

I love my goate

Musixmatch. Es explorer. Imo. Truecaller e.t.c

What about the first timer guys?

Kutunban:
I saw the below equation on First Bank BBM channel and what i saw with great dismay was the poor answers people were writing. Seriously our arithmetical knowledge needs to be awaken because i can't see a nation developing with poor analytical skills especially with simple equation.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ylqp3rz6w9rosot/IMG_20150809_171924.JPG?dl=0

So Nairaland members lets see those with good knowledge of arithmetic and those who will embarrass their parents.

give me the first bank BBM channel make I join

All izz well

AlphaMoi:
Nawa oo..to date sm1 like u na risk oo..Lol

lol. Na so

Funny indeed!

Na which food come good if I want have sex?

My wife' is the Best.

On my way to the north

lagmostkuit:
I dey even chop d biro cover finish sef

correct girl