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The phone ain't bad tho

Ncc is mardddd

Wetin kill her?

Excitement at its peak

Publicly?! For who?

Sex is Good but at his age? No No!

Let him Rest In Peace!

As$ over Bòobs anyday!

Royver:
So this guy enters my office with a seminal fluid analysis report.
Time collected - 10am
Time tested - 10.15am
Motile 0%
Sluggish 20%
Dead/Immotile 80%
Sperm count 1 million.

I tell him the result and he says there is improvement. Previously Sluggish was less than 10%.

I ask how long he has been managing low sperm count. He said he discovered it just before his marriage of about 7yrs.

I ask if he has ever Impregnated anyone in the past and he tells me no but that he has two kids by his wife. In fact despite his low sperm count he has never had any problem getting his wife pregnant so much so that the wife has gotten pregnant on many other occasions but miscarried. That there were no issues until they moved from their previous neighbourhood to delta state. He recalls his wife and neighbor were very emotional when they left. Since they came to Asaba she has not so much as taken in...

I look at him and he looks slowly back at me as realisation sets in.

Awkward silence.

O ma shey O!

Dotwillis1:
Who is a broke guy?

Galacious1:
98% of guys readin dis thread

phuq U!

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Hahaha

I love my goate

Musixmatch. Es explorer. Imo. Truecaller e.t.c

What about the first timer guys?

Kutunban:
I saw the below equation on First Bank BBM channel and what i saw with great dismay was the poor answers people were writing. Seriously our arithmetical knowledge needs to be awaken because i can't see a nation developing with poor analytical skills especially with simple equation.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ylqp3rz6w9rosot/IMG_20150809_171924.JPG?dl=0

So Nairaland members lets see those with good knowledge of arithmetic and those who will embarrass their parents.

give me the first bank BBM channel make I join

All izz well

AlphaMoi:
Nawa oo..to date sm1 like u na risk oo..Lol

lol. Na so

Funny indeed!

Na which food come good if I want have sex?

My wife' is the Best.

On my way to the north

lagmostkuit:
I dey even chop d biro cover finish sef

correct girl

This social thingy tho
Only God can help..

That's cool

Iranu

tunnamania11:
You mean those that cucumbate?

Rotfl

It's just juju jor

1-2-5 baby

Fayose really needs to chill a lil

sokotoburundi:
Mumuni entered a mosque carrying a brand new cutlass and asked: "who is a Muslim here?"
The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard.
Mumuni asked again "how can a full mosque have no Muslim?".
No one replied.
Mumuni then grabbed the nearby young man and went out with him and told him "son come help me kill my goat because i don't know how to do it".
After the young man had killed the goat, he told Mumuni that he didn't know how to skin it and that Mumuni should go back to the mosque and get someone else to help him do that.
Mumuni returned to the mosque with the cutlass dripping with blood.
When the IMAM saw the same man again in the mosque with blood dripping from his cutlass, he immediately shouted
"MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST, PRAISE THE LOOORD OOOOO!"

hahahahaha

Oh my God, mine is fake!