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It seems bubu and the ex-presido had settled their scores long before now and have much respect for him. Some touts here are still campaigning their hatres in eniquity.

DJ Cuppy left and our ship start sailing



Jonah is portrayed as a recalcitrant prophet who flees from God’s summons to prophesy against the wickedness of the city of Nineveh. According to the opening verse, Jonah is the son of Amittai. This lineage identifies him with the Jonah mentioned in II Kings 14:25 who prophesied during the reign of Jeroboam II, about 785 BC. It is possible that some of the traditional materials taken over by the book were associated with Jonah at an early date, but the book in its present form reflects a much later composition. It was written after the Babylonian Exile (6th century BC), probably in the 5th or 4th century and certainly no later than the 3rd, since Jonah is listed among the Minor Prophets in the apocryphal book of Ecclesiasticus, composed about 190. Like the Book of Ruth, which was written at about the same period, it opposes the narrow Jewish nationalism characteristic of the period following the reforms of Ezra and Nehemiah with their emphasis on Jewish exclusivity. Thus the prophet Jonah, like the Jews of the day, abhors even the idea of salvation for the Gentiles. God chastises him for his attitude, and the book affirms that God’s mercy extends even to the inhabitants of a hated foreign city. The incident of the great fish, recalling Leviathan, the monster of the deep used elsewhere in the Old Testament as the embodiment of evil, symbolizes the nation’s exile and return.

As the story is related in the Book of Jonah, the prophet Jonah is called by God to go to Nineveh (a great Assyrian city) and prophesy disaster because of the city’s excessive wickedness. Jonah, in the story, feels about Nineveh as does the author of the Book of Nahum—that the city must inevitably fall because of God’s judgment against it. Thus Jonah does not want to prophesy, because Nineveh might repent and thereby be saved. So he rushes down to Joppa and takes passage in a ship that will carry him in the opposite direction, thinking to escape God. A storm of unprecedented severity strikes the ship, and in spite of all that the master and crew can do, it shows signs of breaking up and foundering. Lots are cast, and Jonah confesses that it is his presence on board that is causing the storm. At his request, he is thrown overboard, and the storm subsides.

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Nairalanders make una bet them go offer this gal job before November. Those that form like say nothing happen go find job till next three years. D gal matter don reach government as am typing this now. Those who video her for fun didn't know they are ignorantly prompting her and in a short time we will have an headline here that he got triple employment.

jlinkd78:
Guy man Mama. F*ck shit men

I suggest you go back to school and learn some manners

Don't be a marlian

Championxxx:
I am 23 years old guy I ave been staying with my brother in Abuja for the past 8 years , I help him with his shop and his house , everything was fine till he got married his wife carry his two sisters to the house 24 and 19 years old , he said I should leave my room for them I didn’t argue I let them have the room while I am sleeping in the parlour , during lockdown this girl will wake and come to the parlour to watch tv to disturb my sleep , I complained to my brother he said I should keep calm he will speak to his wife which he never does and these girls kept disturbing me meanwhile the older girl stopped but the younger one carry on and I told her to stop disturbing me she has a phone she can press her phone in their room , she insulted me and told me to go and marry I got angry and ask her to leave she said I should do my worst and I landed a thunder slap in her face she held me by my neck screaming when my bro and wife came his wife started hitting me on my back I had to leave the house and went outside to cool down , my brother followed me and said I didn’t do well by hitting his wife sister he said I should go and apologise to his wife and sister , I refuse and asked him why he didn’t stop them when I was complaining bitterly about them but he waited for me to take matter to my own hand now he blamed me he said I should apologise which I did to his wife but not to the girl but that small girl was expecting me to knelt down and beg her , I told her she will wait for eternity.

Since the incidence his wife stopped talking to me , she ordered her sister’s to stop giving me food , the older girl used to dish food for me sometimes when she is not around but I told her to stop because I don’t want her to be in trouble with her sister and I didn’t report to my brother, it’s not a big deal for me I buy foods and eat at work and I only go home to sleep , 2 weeks ago I came home to see my mattress outside in the rain soaking wet , I was confused because it was supposed to be inside the girl room that’s where I keep it and they always bring it for me when is time for me to sleep so how come it was outside in the rain , I asked them they both denied they didn’t take it out and I suspected my brother wife or her youngest sister were the one who did it because they didn’t want me in the house anymore , I told my brother he said I should sleep on the sofa and in the morning I will get a new mattress in his shop but the wife get angry that I will damaged her sofa she wanted me to sleep on the floor with a wrapper but my brother refuse and I slept on the sofa , the next day I spoke with my brother I told him because I am not wanted in his house I don’t have peace of mind there , I want him to rent a self cont for me closer to the shop so It will be easier for me to get to work he refuse saying when he has a bigger house why would I go and leave alone , he said he provide all my needs and the rest the way his wife and sisters are treating me it doesn’t matter that he will never allow me and I told him I want to go back to the village , he said if I leave his house he will disown me and I will not longer be his brother , for 3 days now he stopped talking to me even if I greet him he won’t reply I feel hurt. I love my brother I want to serve him but I don’t want to stay in his house . I don’t know if I did something wrong by asking him to rent a room for me to be living alone? Am confuse please advice me

bro everyone has his or her own destiny and urs isn't tied to your bro. If all you said here is the truth then you have every reason to go back to your parents, I don't see any reason you should be treated like a slave in Ur blood brother's house and he did nothing about it. According to what you said here you have served your brother for eight years in his business means you contributed to what he is today and he should appreciate you for that and always pray for your brother perhaps he is charmed by the woman he got married to else you should be his priority not his inlaws who just came in. Lastly my advice is you go home for now and let him disown you perhaps that is the only way he has to appreciate you for growing his businesses for eight years. I once served someone though we were related with hope that someday he will assist me in school which was my priority, after seven years when the admission came he displayed some attitude and I left empty handed and faint for myself and in few months away I looking forward to my MBBS aside that was I left him I had massive breakthrough in life doors were open immediately and now running my multi establishment.

skimena:
Last month made it 4 years since my neighbor travelled to Italy via the Mediterranean Sea. Thank God for him, he arrived safely irrespective of the hurdles on the way.

He left behind a beautiful young woman not up to 29 years of age and with a little daughter of 6 years old.

Prio to this time I wasn't close to the wife but as time goes by this woman started greeting me frequently, exchanging cd plates with me even joining me to watch movies sometimes. I started noticing she's hot with her sexy hairy body. One night she opened up to me that she needs the touch of a man if we could be doing it secretly because her husband still promise to come for her hence what she needs is someone to be touching her once in a while and it must be a secret.

I truely like the offer but I'm scared of betraying my neighbor by banging his wife. I'm still thinking about it.

if you don't do it you will take it to someone else outside. She is a good girl and according to the law of nature she need a touch, just touch her secretly but don't get her pregnant.

Simi sing better

EastGold:
Under Buratai and Buhari, na police dey rescue soldiers.

Like we say in local parlance, wetin Musa no go see for gate?

The demon inside her is tormenting you bro

GeniusHawlah:
Hello good morning. I need a professional advice on health issues. An Anonymous is currently at the hospital due to ovarian cyst complications. She experiences periodical stomach ache so she went for a test and it was discovered that her left ovary has cyst in it. Now they are saying she has to go through surgery which is scary. I need a professional advice on what other things she can do. Thanks.

Here is the medical test result that has the terms:

PELVIC USS
- The uterus is non-gravid, with uniform myometrial echo-texture. It measures about 40mm in its AP diameter.
- The endometrial plate is intact and normal.
- However, a sonolucent cyst mass with internal echoes is seen within the right adnexium measuring about 60mm × 52mm in size.
- Left adnexium and Pouch of Douglas appear normal.
- No Fibroid is seen.

CONCLUSION
I) Acyesis
II) Right Haemorrhagic Cyst

You may help me send this to frontpage, thanks.

surgery is the best way

Another trash from the minister

Everything woman de hungry this guy

Pikin wer mama born

Soon I will read of her arrest

What useless speech


I won't bother myself reading that trash

[quote author=Economy1 [s]post=91559718]Wike Edo state is not for PDP, be careful thanks for your understanding...[/quote][/s] Edo election is for ur fada
Not for PDP

[quote author=ILoveDemMANNA[s]post=91538392]awon customer daada


this foolish party are playing ganduje video in their roundabout at benin as campaign strategy, because obaseki has nothing to show or campaign with for his almost 4 years as governor of the state.
playing video of a Governor that is not contesting against you!
foolish set of people. Edo people, ignore apc and pdp candidate, vote for a better person. na una life o.
if una like, make una continue to dey sleep like d ineffectual one below[/s][/quote]

The cat they brought to secure the fish ate the it

[quote author= post=91516610]By 4th of May your desire to die is granted to you.
Just give me one more week to make you stay alive.
By 4th of May you are free to go out and die,
your dying can be possible between 8am to 6pm.
If you escape death within those hours then you can still enjoy my arms of love, to keep you safe between hours 8pm to 6am.

But I remain steadfast in keeping your children alive.
So schools remain shut down.

I will also be blameless before God and man,
so all churches mosques night clubs weddings birthday parties etc, remain shut down till further notice.

No beer joints or amala or isi-ewu or Barbecue or Suya spots or joints shall entertain sitting, buy ur food as take away and waka, if you like sit down and drink,
virus lives on surfaces of tables at least between 2 and 4 days,
so you can sit and eat and drink on table surfaces at joints or restaurant.[/quote]you are sick

[quote author= post=91480310]Association of NL wailers,
Make una no lie o,
Make una tell all Nigerians now,
Since PMB open up the economy,
'Where una don go since then?'
Una don commot for house once??
No be only to come Nairaland dey shout "no job , no job" una dey do since 2015'?
Over 5 years now!
Hypocrites and their yeyerity sha !!

Some senior wailers graduated from university since 1999 with no jobs and they keep saying Buhari is their problems in life.
Oshisko!!



Mr FvckDem,
Better becareful what you wish for in life.
It was only 2 weeks ago we read on the frontpage about the death of a beautiful, young lady (same age as you) that posted on her timeline the same thing you just commented here.
There is power in the tongue kiddo!
[/quote]if I call your fada name for this matter now these yeye nairaland mod go come ban me.
I won't say anything

God will push you and your co for your insensitivity

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You are not traveling abroad for employment or business but a master degree programme, what will become of you when you are done with your masters and probably no guarantee job waiting for you?

Think very well before you lavish the money on unproductive projects or I will rather advice you use the money on meaningful business where you can generate more money to sort out others things your soul desire.

Oh death where is thy sting

Oh grave where is thy victory

I triumph all cos Jesus abide with me.

They are sheeps and Obaseki don't need to carry them along, they can stay back with their popular sheep folds.