₦airaland Forum

motherfucker:
bro, it is hard forking hard. I am the kind that if I like a girl I don't hide it.

I just deleted a girl's phone number and pictures from my phone today and will never contact her again. This is a girl who complain of being mistreated and uncared for by Mr X and I tried to make sure to do my best and let her know there are still nice guys out there because the way she was complaining, it was as if she had given up all hopes.

Yet, she wouldn't let it work between us no matter how much I want us to start something meaningful.

The last thing I want is someone making me feel I am a misfit... I have struggled not to accept the idea that bad boys get the girls but realities keep tending to that angle.

What do I do? At a point in the past I hated women for 3 forking years.

I am trying not to let that hatred resurface... I am trying not to go back to that state of mind.. I am tired!

thats true motherfucker. I am currently in your shoes.

Fiverr is bae, made close to 500k this month alone. You can make money, just start today

Leadway assurance remains the best, no stress, you don't need your grandfather's waec certificate to make a claim, i've used them for more than 10 years now and they've never let me down

IamAirforce1:
Never ever let a woman know how much you love her, else she would start acting all stupid .

Be a hard tough guy and see how much they would humble themselves .

You control women and not the other way round .

word!

Deckline:
LIE-on... 500L computer science uniben ba? You better stop passing rumours.

Ok sir

Corruption is everywhere, this is no news though as it is almost a norm for banks. Sometimes, they'll deposit on a Dormant account for their frivolous activities

Lol.. they are both high, both the sender and the recipient

itchie:
OP picture of the dead body dangling from a rope or adonbilivit

please, even though he took his own life, i would not go ahead to disrespect him by putting his dead pictures anywhere on social media... Let him rest in peace.. Biko

jubor:
500 level computer science in uniben?

that was an Humble mistake, i just Pasted as i saw on the blog

A first class 500 level student of the Department of Computer engineering University of Benin on Thursday evening hanged himself inside his room.
The student identified as Adam had attended classes with his colleagues then returned home, charged his phone, washed his clothes then went inside his room.
No one Suspected anything was wrong until his sister that came from another campus saw his lifeless body dangling, though his room was locked from the inside.

source:
naijaspleen.com/news/first-class-final-uniben-student-commits-suicide/
cc: lalasticlacla, Fynestboi

This is good news.... if he likes himself, he should just do private wedding

But Op, where did you get this Pics from, its obvious you are not on the scene

I heard uniben is starting clearance today, please how authentic is this

this is bad,

My elderly neighbour said to me that whenever his wife burst out singing,
he quietly gets out of the house and starts working in the garden.

Reason:To let the neighbours know that no domestic violence is going on.

this man sef


If you ever need to waste time in class, just ask your teacher what made him/her want to become a teacher in the first place.

Act very interested and it could last the entire hour...

book of life

Today's people are getting worse.
I was in a church and saw some guy light his cigarette off a candle,

I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer

nice, at least na pap


i was reading a magazine today and I learnt a lot about the dangers of drinking alcohol.
It leads to so many health complications and I have made a new resolution,



I have decided to STOP reading magazines.☹☹☹

none actually.


At a mental hospital,a mad man is chasing a doctor holding a knife.

The doctor got tired that he could run no more so he fell on his knees and said his last prayer.

The mad man came near the doctor and handed over the knife to the doctor and said

"take the knife it is your turn to chase me"

One day , My comment will be the first.
I will show it to My college teacher Miss basira , who said that I can't achieve anything in my life....

so sad, rip to her

A Police Officer called the station on his radio.
"I have an interesting case here.
An old lady shot her husband for stepping in the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"












"Not yet. The floor's still wet."

There was a man who had three girlfriends,
but he did not know which one to marry.
So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it.

The first one went out and got a total make over with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man,

"I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf club's, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest.

She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money.


Finally, being the mere man he was,
















he decided to marry the one with the biggest breastt.

I have a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Whose the crazy one now huh?

3rdlegxxx:
Nigerians can ask funny silly questions... what is going on here? Lmao lol

they are not Nigerians nah