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Programming / Re: Request For Any Programming Courses Let Me Provide Them For Yu by simafem(m): 10:15am On Apr 13, 2023 |
arejibadz:Thank you so much. I really appreciate it |
Programming / Re: Request For Any Programming Courses Let Me Provide Them For Yu by simafem(m): 9:28am On Apr 13, 2023 |
[quote author=airsaylongcome post=122482954] Mr Ese, please I need your help sire There was a link you posted way back in 2020 http://dl3.downloadly.ir/Files/Elearning/Udemy_The_Data_Science_Course_2020_Complete_Data_Science_Bootcamp_2020-1.part1_Downloadly.ir.rar I think the link is dead. please do you have any working links at present? Thanks for your help. |
Sports / Re: Tottenham Confirm Ryan Mason As Interim Head Coach by simafem(m): 12:46pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
Maski87:Their toilet bowl stadium. I can't remember which match it was. But earlier this season, a player was awarded motm and he dedicated it to the toilet seat he visited when he was pressed during the game. Sums them up really. |
Sports / Re: Tottenham Confirm Ryan Mason As Interim Head Coach by simafem(m): 12:42pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
gambit25:I really never had our form in mind though. I believe spu*s will lose maybe five of their last 6 matches. This might be enough if arsenal muster as much as three wins. God knows the last time we celebrated that day. |
Sports / Re: Tottenham Confirm Ryan Mason As Interim Head Coach by simafem(m): 11:24am On Apr 21, 2021 |
With this development, i can finally start wishing all Arsenal faithfuls all over the world a happy saint Totteringham's day in advance. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Are Useless! by simafem(m): 7:23pm On Feb 08, 2021 |
[quote author=mosdii post=98876486][/quote]
Love? Who dem still dey use that thing scam these days?
Do you love all the girls you've ever known? |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Are Useless! by simafem(m): 4:59pm On Feb 08, 2021 |
QuadrilAyinde:This guy, how i wan take know their genotype. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Are Useless! by simafem(m): 2:30pm On Feb 08, 2021 |
mosdii:I still have some decent nigerian girls that'll shock you. Though most nigerian girls are as you say, but some good girls still dey. holla if you need their number. |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Are Useless! by simafem(m): 12:39pm On Feb 08, 2021 |
lasisi69:That year with your "end time things" . .afar why you stop? Dem nack you better ban ba? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: God Is All Loving And All Kind, Then Why Did He Allow Me To Suffer So Much? by simafem(m): 2:36pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
-Epicurusdey there make pant dey wear you |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Embarrassing Interview Situations You Need To Learn From by simafem(m): 3:50pm On May 13, 2019 |
My first interview was during my internship, 2016. It was in an oil company in lagos. I wore one dead suit (coat), i knew as soon as i got in that i don f*ck up. The receptionist dey look me like say i shit for body. This made me super nervous. I actually wore a parachute, forced on me by my parents. They said i looked smart in it. I be engineer, wetin concern me with tuck-in? As i entered the interview room, based on my zero confidence, i turned around to lock the door before proceeding to take my seat without greeting anybody. As soon as i sat down, the insults started. I con stand up again, dey say i'm sorry sir, i'm sorry ma. They just tell me to just go back that they are done with me. Mehn, na so interview take end o. As soon as i came out of the room, i saw guys on corporate, without suit. . I just dey curse everyone that contributed to my downfall. I later learnt that you should not turn around to close a door when u walk in. Close it whilst facing front. I did not get the job obviously. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: April Fool's Day : Gave My Girlfriend A Break Up Prank by simafem(m): 9:27am On Apr 01, 2019 |
Tried this same shi.t last year. We broke up. She forgave me oh, but after that day ehn, it's like i poured cold water on the 'ship'. It was negative spiral from then on. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do /have You Missed? by simafem(m): 9:00pm On Mar 10, 2019 |
standd, naijasinglegirl |
Romance / Re: Ladies Are Out There On Twitter Showing Off Their Assets by simafem(m): 3:37pm On Feb 05, 2019 |
We are gradually getting there. Very soon dem go dey waka nak.ed |
Literature / Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by simafem(m): 10:59am On Jan 21, 2019 |
kokakola:please send it to me markfemi25@gmail.com |
Family / Re: Lady Vows Not To Put A Call On Silent As She Lost Her Sister (Pics) by simafem(m): 10:42am On Jul 12, 2018 |
utenwuson:so you guys cannot remove the simcard abi? I did not say you are lying o, but the narrative doesn't make sense |
Romance / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match On Nairaland by simafem(m): 6:55am On Jun 22, 2018 |
october 12 |
Celebrities / Re: Helen Paul: Hijab Is A Head Covering, Not A Religion, Islam Is Religion Of Peace by simafem(m): 2:25pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
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Politics / Re: Policemen Playing WHOT At Unity Fountain Abuja While On Duty (Pics, Video) by simafem(m): 2:20pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
What to do. Just one gunshot, all of them go clear for there. lol... we no longer have original fair girls again in nigeria, all i'm seeing around is "caro-white" girls 6 Likes |
Romance / Re: They Are Married In School!!! Ladies!!! by simafem(m): 5:17pm On May 08, 2018 |
Bia, op... Do you have your PVC? |
Celebrities / Re: Braless Tonto Dikeh Rocks Unbuttoned Jacket (photo) by simafem(m): 7:28pm On Apr 30, 2018 |
I Swear what i read was brainless tonto dikeh..... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How “no Sex Before Marriage” Destroyed My Marriage, 6yrs after I'm still single by simafem(m): 1:11pm On Apr 18, 2018 |
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