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Celebrities / Re: M.I Abaga Visits Diamond Bank Headquarters Lekki (Photos) by simatiniya: 12:23pm On Apr 16, 2017
Nobody for there blow whistle?. cheesy grin
Education / Re: I Am Grateful For The N250 Gift- Uniport's Best Graduating Pediatrics Student by simatiniya: 4:40pm On Apr 15, 2017
Abii oo!

This 250 can't even buy lunch in unii. The gratitude is just an act.

Even policeman won't collect 250 from you these days!

henshaw97:

Kukuma goan hawk bread so you'll be like olajumokeolajumoke undecided
Family / Re: 8-Month-Old Indian Girl Weighs 10lbs, Craves For Food & Eats Like An Adult (Pics by simatiniya: 1:42pm On Apr 15, 2017
Ah!

They are even giving her more food. Let them go and live in one of those countries where people don't have food so she can slim down small.

How will her future be. What if she is so fat she never leaves the house. They want her to be a dependant forever. Kai!
Romance / Re: My Pre Wedding Pics by simatiniya: 1:23pm On Apr 15, 2017
Fine people! Congrats!
Career / Re: Female Electrician Climbs A Pole In Her Hijab (Photos) by simatiniya: 1:10pm On Apr 15, 2017
Safety risk! Loose clothing. At least is she tucks the hijab under a shirt or overall, she'll be safer!

Make she no jam warri boys as she dey cut light sha!!

NEPA!!! Doing what they know how to do best. Cut light! Why not just install electrical automation systems. After they will now come and charge you extra all in the name of reconnection. Everyone trying to rob each other!
Phones / Re: What Are The First 5 Apps You Will Install When You Get A New Phone? by simatiniya: 1:01pm On Apr 15, 2017
Helps women calculate when their period is coming so they can know when to have sex or stay off sex so as not to carry belle.

Also helps them so they know how to package themselves as they start their busy days so as not to get stained outside.

borednhorny:
Dafuq is a period calendar?

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Travel / Re: “Kaman K-Max”: Is This The Craziest Helicopter Blades You’ve Ever Seen? by simatiniya: 11:45am On Apr 14, 2017
I guess that's why there is no tail rotor.. hmm
Crime / Re: Unmarried Lovers Poison Their 6-Month-Old Baby In Gwarinpa, Abuja by simatiniya: 11:27am On Apr 14, 2017
oshe11:
Im gonna post dis anytime I enta FP

Hahaha.. nice one o. Make the tori dey people head.
Crime / Re: Unmarried Lovers Poison Their 6-Month-Old Baby In Gwarinpa, Abuja by simatiniya: 11:19am On Apr 14, 2017
Lol. Oga are you on the right thread. Abi sapele water don dey work cheesy
oshe11:
IF THE WHISTLE BLOWER REFUSES TO TELL US THE NAME OF THE OWNER OF THE MONEY, HE SHUD BE ARRESTED AS THE OWNER



UNLESS HE HAS TOLD THE EFCC BUT THE ARE HIDING IT FOR SOME REASON



IF AN AGENCY LIKE EFCC CANNOT INVESTIGATE AND PROVIDE THE NAME OF THE OWNER OF AN APARTMENT THEN EFCC SHOULD BE SCRAPPED COS ITS USELESS.....


AGENT IS JUST A MIDDLEMAN, ABI THE LANDLORD NOR WRITE RECEIPT GIVE THE TENANT....


WHO IS DECEIVING WHO?


EFCC IS USELESS AND THEY HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL


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Car Talk / Re: 11 Things FRSC Wants Vehicle Owners To Carry by simatiniya: 11:35am On Apr 13, 2017
They forgot dustbin. One time these people held me for not having dustbin
Politics / Re: EFCC Discovers Hidden Money In Ikoyi Lagos Home (Photos, Video) by simatiniya: 9:50pm On Apr 12, 2017
Omo. That's 30 billion for account, na half be this o!

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Politics / Re: The Decoration Of The Venue For Tompolo's 46th Birthday Lecture (Photos) by simatiniya: 7:35pm On Apr 12, 2017
Ahn ahn.. is it this one that they said guests ran away from.

Chai.. see as them no enjoy the venue and things!
Travel / Re: African Migrants Sold In Libya ‘slave Markets’, Says IOM - BBC by simatiniya: 7:19pm On Apr 12, 2017
Bleep mehn.. this is crazy!! Are we in the stone age?

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Sapele Market Women Drink To Celebrate Efe This Morning (Pictures) by simatiniya: 11:56pm On Apr 11, 2017
Hahaha.. why them no drink sapele water
Crime / Re: Man Who Breaks Into Shops To Steal Rods Caught & Chained In Delta(photos) by simatiniya: 5:55pm On Apr 11, 2017
Ayyy! Wetin person no go hear. This one is rods? Ahh! That's how on another thread someone burnt a bus because of body lotion/500naira
Crime / Re: Jigawa Teacher Sets Company's Vehicle On Fire Because Of N500, N1.5m Lost by simatiniya: 5:52pm On Apr 11, 2017
Ah! Shwuo! Things dey happen o.. because of body lotion? Ah the body lotion na gate to heaven? Abi e get gold?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: World War 3 Looms As Trump Tweets: ‘north Korea Is Looking For Trouble’ by simatiniya: 5:50pm On Apr 11, 2017
Omo, what do you think happened in world war one and two.. check the death tolls of all sides..
You will see that they risked so many lives. Humans are just pawns in the political games of war. Also, how about the proxy wars happening right now in the middle east ehn? Aren't people dying, aren't economies dwindling do you think those countries can come back from their current states?

Don't trust these world powers o.



mexxmoney:
And you think China and Russia are ready to risk the annihilation of their countries because of north Korea? Do you know that millions if not billion s of citizens would perish if these powers unleash their nuclear arsenal? Do you think these leaders are so daft as to sacrifice millions of their people because of north Korea?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Tweets, 'North Korea Is Looking For Trouble'(Photos). by simatiniya: 5:38pm On Apr 11, 2017
Hmm.. these world powers are still sticking to their MAD strategies jare. Only MAD keeps world peace now.. Nothing will happen
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Tweets, 'North Korea Is Looking For Trouble'(Photos). by simatiniya: 5:36pm On Apr 11, 2017
I thought the term "looking for trouble" was a Nigerian thing oo shocked

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Crime / Re: N2.5m Fraud: Court Revokes Native Doctor's Bail (photos) by simatiniya: 10:26pm On Apr 06, 2017
Ah! Babalawos are stepping up oh!
Nairaland / General / Re: Thirsty King Cobra Is Given Water From A Bottle In India Village(photos). by simatiniya: 8:51am On Mar 30, 2017
Ayy.. see wahala o.. WTH! Mehn, people dey o.

okhiai1:
Lala people
Who get the mind to do this
Romance / Re: When Two Descendants Of Sango Olukoso Fall In Love (photos) by simatiniya: 12:43am On Mar 29, 2017
Young love.. na the age to enjoy life na. We've probably done worse at some point.
Investment / Re: hmmm never again by simatiniya: 12:32am On Mar 29, 2017
Oga, the only way you can convince somebody is if you post a video of you logging in, and it showing this balance. I don't doubt you 100% but I doubt you 99.9%. Even the page called "Bitcoin to Dollar" that is open gives off a fishy smell. Still, there might be a 0.01% chance you are for real.


Take a look below. I "have" the same amount as you. I made it after a few seconds of "hardwork". People might as well contact me for these "secret methods" I have.

Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman & Wife, Lizzy Loved Up Like Never Before In New Photos by simatiniya: 2:59pm On Mar 26, 2017
His girl too fresh Shokor, she fit make a Pastor to turn up.

The other girl too bad, Shokor, she fit make a prophet to mess up!!!

Now I know what this guy meant in that song!!!!

Crime / Re: Ugandan Student Hangs Himself After Being Dumped By His Girlfriend. Photos by simatiniya: 11:44pm On Mar 22, 2017
Rossikk:
Women. Fear them. I bet this poor guy must have believed all her words about loving him etc, until she met a rich guy and the love went out the window. Guys here should please stop insulting the guy. Not every man is macho. Some men are simply not emotionally equipped to handle such betrayal and disappointment.


Very true!! Probably his first love too. I believe most of the guys insulting here have also been heartbroken in a way and healed through it, probably with support from family and friends.

What if this poor guy had nobody to lean on?

Poor guy.. RIP
Literature / Re: Why Transgender Africans Turned Against Chimamanda Adichie by simatiniya: 10:38am On Mar 21, 2017
sisisioge:


See question! Dude, its everywhere! From the family units to the society at large. A boy child privilege...he's the heir, the future leader, no domestic chores for the dear boy, his education is considered very importance , etc. A woman who dares not bore a son in an Igbo land is looking for troube. Oh, the Hausa believe the girl child is a second class citizen, the boy is the voice. The Yorubas don't even bother to teach their sons basic things, he would marry a woman who would do those things for him. Look at monarch system in Nigeria or even the world at large, how many female kings(abi na queens) you know ? How many female presidents? Can you do the ratio of woman to man CEOs? Even in religion circles where it is preached that we are all equal before God, can you do the radio of woman to man GOs? It is well bro...it is well.


My guy. Do not generalise! Most of the things you said have been changing, especially in the generation of millennials. I agree, some places you can see that boys do certain things and girls do others. The next generation of people getting married have more open minded people than people who are sticking to the old ways.

Now I get your point but the examples you gave do not tackle the issue.

Domestic chores, what if you look at it from the point of view that I'll rather send my son to wash my car or clear grass than my dear girl, who I want to do less stressful things like cook some food for her sibling, or stick the laundry in the washing machine. Now what do you think?

Also, I have female family and friends currently undergoing their Masters degrees while their brothers are hustling business after their bachelors.

I am Igbo and my family is very open minded, if I have no son. I don't think that's a problem or their problem even. If it's about the family name, my brother can take that forward. We even have cousins that can take that forward. And with the trend of women answering both names, why not. I guess when they are ready to marry, they can take that forward.

I do not know about the other tribes, so I cannot say. Still, I get your point, but times are changing and it isn't really positive to generalise!
Family / Re: Maternity Shoot Of 4 Pregnant Friends by simatiniya: 10:11am On Mar 21, 2017
GudluckIBB:
people are no longer afraid of the witches from thier village
flauting pregancy anyhow



LOL! Very true!!
Politics / Re: President Buhari Working In His Living Room Office (Photo) by simatiniya: 6:40pm On Mar 20, 2017
See them.. like teachers are not civil servants that also mark student scripts from home..so many other civil servants work from home too! There is nothing special about this.
Religion / Re: Is Dancing "Shoki", "Bobo" And Others Inside The Church A Sin? by simatiniya: 3:33pm On Mar 20, 2017
Some things cannot be justified. If this can be justified, then twerking in church can also be justified.
Crime / Re: Lagos Fraudster Exchanges Fake $7,000 For N3.4m (photo) by simatiniya: 2:59pm On Mar 20, 2017
Chai. Physical yahoo yahoo!

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