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RomanceRe: 10 Things Most Girls Do When Going To Meet Their Boyfriends by simdam500(m): 8:15pm On Jan 24, 2015
Boring wink
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Certificate Forgery Saga 'getting Messier' Forensic Analyst Brief Proof by simdam500(m): 8:04pm On Jan 24, 2015
Bare eye will see it cry
CelebritiesRe: Davido Rants On Twitter About Whoever Trying To Bleep With His Family by simdam500(m): 6:45pm On Jan 24, 2015
That twitter naaaw....
It just to express ones feeling.... the worst of all is that... he might have gone past it now
NYSCRe: My NYSC Experience In Pixs by simdam500(m): 6:28pm On Jan 24, 2015
ademoladeji: Hope say you no dey blip those underage...
I was reading people's comments with the impression of... won't anybody ask what u asked... *thinking nl has been sanctified of dirty mind*

Then I came across yours lol... wink


By the way... the op looks gentle, I bet he will
CelebritiesRe: Ambode With M.I Vs Ambode With Ice Prince; Caption The Pics by simdam500(m): 6:09pm On Jan 24, 2015
Holla to the j town boys cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Ambode With M.I Vs Ambode With Ice Prince; Caption The Pics by simdam500(m): 6:04pm On Jan 24, 2015
Bossforeva: Seun why is the word @boki sensored into Northerner for goodness sake? everything will be sensored till a whole topic turns out a joke and be shifted to Jokes Section.
grin
Lol make I try am too Aboki / @boki
CelebritiesRe: Halima Abubakar:"I Wanted To Commit Suicide Because I Was Broke"(Pic) by simdam500(m): 5:58pm On Jan 24, 2015
Is she married to dbanjhuh
Just asking......

But to think if it. Why is our celebrities going bankruptcyhuh Ehn undecided
TravelRe: UK Wants To Deport 5yr Old Nigerian Boy Rafeeq Atanda, Mum Pleads by simdam500(m): 5:51pm On Jan 24, 2015
youmour: WHATTT immigration deport that woman but leave the son,imagine using kidnapping and boko haram matter as excuse,me when fresh pass dem never kidnap me,I dey Naija since I never use eye see boko haram
Hehehehe n no serious grin grin grin
TravelRe: UK Wants To Deport 5yr Old Nigerian Boy Rafeeq Atanda, Mum Pleads by simdam500(m): 5:49pm On Jan 24, 2015
SweetSoup: The boy was born in the UK so why are they deporting him? Can someone please clear this up for me..

Modified: I just did a google search on the above question and i found out that being born in the UK doesn't qualify you to become a citizen.
While am supporting her

Busybody2: The boy is age 5 and in compulsory full time education which he is entitled to by virtue of his "right to education", hence he is thereby "settled"...get your Solicitor to go through the rule books again ma...Rafeeq has earned the right to live in UK.
SweetSoup share me the link u got... wana know why..
CelebritiesRe: Yoruba Movie Stars Campaign For Buhari And Osinbajo (Photos) by simdam500(m): 5:37pm On Jan 24, 2015
Paid!!!
Who works for freehuh
RomanceRe: I Hate Valentine's Day by simdam500(m): 5:31pm On Jan 24, 2015
BukkyDan: All I see is hate,hate,hate.... huh shocked
Valentines is set aside to show,give and express love. kiss
Anyone who hates love is a... smiley wink
A sadist... she said that herself
RomanceRe: 20 Different Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings With Pictures by simdam500(op): 5:29pm On Jan 24, 2015
Cutehector4u: thread derailing is fun. It would be so borin wen ppo kept on commentn abt d same topic
It for the romancelander... if it derailed the "create new topic" button never goes on vacation angry
CelebritiesRe: Singer Emma Nyra Shares Risque Topless Photo!!! by simdam500(m): 5:24pm On Jan 24, 2015
My question is how did she got talked into doing thishuh

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed embarassed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Iyanya better talk sense into her sister shocked
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Aimakhu’s Marriage Crashes by simdam500(m): 5:18pm On Jan 24, 2015
300huh shocked


Because of this figure.... I refuse to believe angry
RomanceRe: 20 Different Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings With Pictures by simdam500(op): 5:16pm On Jan 24, 2015
Cutehector4u: no, I luv imajinations, it keeps my day goin lol. So wat if she is so pretty and her beauty caught u off gaurd and on a fine day, just d two of u r at home, kongi hooks u so bad, she notices it, she says she has always eyed u frm d beginin buh just decided to keep it to herself. Bros, how far loool grin
Errr is someone trying to chase me away from my thread.... undecided

*making the sign of cross*

Ok...
I love imagining too... wink

about to make a move...

My dad broke in... *case closed*

Atleast he didn't find us nak@d....

Holy ghost fire! angry
RomanceRe: Guys Beware: Too Many Runs Girls Nowadays. by simdam500(m): 5:07pm On Jan 24, 2015
What do I sayhuh

Am new to the game undecided
RomanceRe: 20 Different Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings With Pictures by simdam500(op): 5:03pm On Jan 24, 2015
Missmossy: Lollz not really though, Its been over a year I watched It myself.
Oh watched the premier of season 6 and I was like, is this the same VD... huh embarassed

Oh and it got split ted the other titled ......... *scratching my head*




Oh Originals
RomanceRe: 20 Different Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings With Pictures by simdam500(op): 5:00pm On Jan 24, 2015
Cutehector4u: frankly speakin I actually hav a gold ring but I dnt wear it often. Anytym i put it on, ppo think am married .. I just love puttn on rings anyways
Oh nice.... I have a thing for that color (gold)

Aside worth undecided

I prefer silver color cheesy
RomanceRe: 20 Different Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings With Pictures by simdam500(op): 4:57pm On Jan 24, 2015
Missmossy: The eighteenth one though grin Elena and Stefan thingy.
Too much vampire diary miss... wink

*lost count of the season I am by the way*
RomanceRe: 20 Different Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings With Pictures by simdam500(op): 4:55pm On Jan 24, 2015
Cutehector4u: lool wat if d lady is just young and maybe of your age bracket. How wil u cope callin her mum grin
Calling her mum isn't hard bro... wink

She should be hot too lol wink

*kidding*



By the way I respect everyone the comes before/across me... I'll just deal with it...

That why I appreciate the Yoruba part of eh(used on elderly people) instead of O(used on your fellow nigga/niggress.. I guess I'll stick to that...

*let me stop imagining*
RomanceRe: 20 Different Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings With Pictures by simdam500(op): 4:46pm On Jan 24, 2015
Cutehector4u: come to think of it, d bible says we should greeet each oda wit a holy kiss. Am still wondering how dat kind of kiss would look like. Is it a peck on d cheek or on d forehead or d deeper life kiss. Lol
Oh back then you wouldn't ask this question... cos kiss are hard earned currency......

It like saying greet me with a gold ring on your middle finger I guess cheesy

How many people has got gold these dayshuh
RomanceRe: 20 Different Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings With Pictures by simdam500(op): 4:43pm On Jan 24, 2015
Cutehector4u: lool yes.
Anyway what if he decides to.... he doesn't need my signature to go ahead... angry








So... he decide,

I kill whoever is gonna ruin his decision... grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Donjazzy Replies Fan Who Asked Him If Dbanj Is Really Broke [photos] by simdam500(m): 4:40pm On Jan 24, 2015
Not bad a response cheesy
RomanceRe: 20 Different Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings With Pictures by simdam500(op): 4:35pm On Jan 24, 2015
Cutehector4u: yh yh ah knw. What if ur dad suddenly decides to marry another wife, how will you take it?
To have a female sis so that you can practice the judas/jesus kiss on herhuh shocked grin grin
RomanceRe: 20 Different Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings With Pictures by simdam500(op): 4:29pm On Jan 24, 2015
Cutehector4u: eya. SoRry.
Not my fault embarassed
RomanceRe: 20 Different Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings With Pictures by simdam500(op): 4:23pm On Jan 24, 2015
Cutehector4u: oya bring ur sis leme show u how its done.
Only son am I sad
RomanceRe: 20 Different Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings With Pictures by simdam500(op): 4:15pm On Jan 24, 2015
Cutehector4u: Op u forgot the betray kiss. D one wey judas kiss ...
profojah: Lolzz cheesy...OP don forget am
Both of you can help joor... grin grin



Wasn't born then... cheesy
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Under Trial In Dubai For Beating Up An Indian by simdam500(m): 4:07pm On Jan 24, 2015
lefulefu: I dey feel u jor grin
me like am too wen two women dey fight especially wen dem dey tear cloth cheesy or dey do mud fighting cheesy
Lol cheesy cheesy
I no dey oooo














But e dey swt sha grin grin grin
RomanceRe: 20 Different Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings With Pictures by simdam500(op): 9:28pm On Jan 23, 2015
kilokeys: enjoy
Got me Hehehehe grin grin grin
RomanceRe: 20 Different Types Of Kisses And Their Meanings With Pictures by simdam500(op): 9:21pm On Jan 23, 2015
Unibenstudent where are thouhuh

Need u on my thread joor...

Which would u love to tryhuh tongue

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