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HealthRe: High Cost Of Female Condom Affects Its Availability, Distribution – UNAIDS by simdam500(m): 9:06am On Jan 27, 2015
[quote author=Dwayne1997 post=30171366][/quote]nope! don't touch this text I type.... just quote and type outside the the borders
PoliticsRe: Who Is More Relaxed Here (GMB Or GEJ) In The Meeting With John Kerry by simdam500(m): 10:48pm On Jan 26, 2015
GEJ sat like a ruler... feeling comfortable as he's talking to a less person...

while buhari looks like someone who is asking john to come again in his questions
PoliticsRe: Lawyer Sues Buhari, APC, INEC Over Certificate Declaration by simdam500(m): 10:36pm On Jan 26, 2015
source looks fake tho...
arms fold...... the best man will win
PoliticsRe: Breaking News:- Obasanjo Defects To APC by simdam500(m): 10:15pm On Jan 26, 2015
invalid source.... fake story
PhonesRe: Please Help:which Phone Can Shoot HD Quality Pictures Just Like This. by simdam500(m): 10:08pm On Jan 26, 2015
z10
PoliticsRe: 2015: Buhari Promises Igbo Youths One Million Jobs by simdam500(m): 9:23pm On Jan 26, 2015
fritiyo: buhari n his lies.
All this noise buhari is making evryday accross Nigeria. he shoud knw dat, if he eventual win, he wil b battling wit two security challenges in the country. militant in d niger delta n boko haram in d north. so, are u (gmb) prepared to fight d war awaiting ur govt if u emerge winner.

gej is figthing only boko haram of which he as nt been able to send them parking from the north oh.
ALSO THEY SHOULD KNW DAT, THEY ARE USING RENTED SUPPORTERS WHOSE MIND IS NT FIXED ON DEM BUT ON D CASH OFFERED TO DEM OH.


People keep on saying gej as failed. snce he has failed let him repeat d class so dat we cn promote him comes 2019.
if u fail u repeat ur class let him carry go.
God bless our darling NIGERIA. OUR PRIDE AND JOY.
VOTE WISELY FELLOW COUNTRY PPLE.
seconded
CelebritiesRe: Basket Mouth Puts On Shirt And Skirt (Photo) by simdam500(m): 6:59pm On Jan 26, 2015
rubey: This is priceless! Can't wait for men to start wearing this grin
not here in nigeria....



we prove too bossy to do that...
CelebritiesRe: Throw Back Pictures Of Mo Hit Record by simdam500(m): 6:43pm On Jan 26, 2015
Dem don spend bad money for these people
FamilyRe: My Mother Inlaw Caught Me Kissing My Wife's Friend in our washroom. by simdam500(m): 5:43pm On Jan 26, 2015
Cutehector4u: let's just say am just a guyman who knws wat women want
For your mind wink
CelebritiesRe: Muna Obiekwe’s Burial Arrangements Announced by simdam500(m): 4:25pm On Jan 26, 2015
Is candle night an arrangement toohuh undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Caroline Danjuma Returns To Nollywood (photos) by simdam500(m): 4:01pm On Jan 26, 2015
Looking older smiley
PoliticsRe: Wedding Invitation Card Of Gen. Gowon In 1969 by simdam500(m): 3:57pm On Jan 26, 2015
kiss
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Has 5,000 Churches So Don't Vote For Buhari - Sambo In Jigawa State by simdam500(m): 3:46pm On Jan 26, 2015
I want to ask.... is it not possible for one to vote Jonathan and then vote osibanjo as vice.....

Must they go handyhuh undecided

Just a question oh
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Reacts To FG's Plan To Ban Porn In Nigeria by simdam500(m): 3:11pm On Jan 26, 2015
priscaoge: Some will go on strike cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Some will protest on the street cheesy cheesy cheesy

Bad market for them "Vaseline Customers"******* lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
HealthRe: High Cost Of Female Condom Affects Its Availability, Distribution – UNAIDS by simdam500(m): 3:08pm On Jan 26, 2015
highbeeola: I prefer withdrawal method jooor
On your own brah undecided
HealthRe: High Cost Of Female Condom Affects Its Availability, Distribution – UNAIDS by simdam500(m): 3:05pm On Jan 26, 2015
Obinoscopy: Yea. Guys like to be in charge and in control of how their semen is being disposed during the act. If a guy have sex with a lady using the female condom, it means his sperm will be deposited in the female condom. No guy will be comfortable with leaving his semen with a lady who isn't his wife. Also the squeaky sound that some female condom produce is a turn off for most guys.
Obinoscopy u eh... undecided



U right tho
HealthRe: High Cost Of Female Condom Affects Its Availability, Distribution – UNAIDS by simdam500(m): 2:57pm On Jan 26, 2015
Dwayne1997: Pls "SENIORs" i need a lil help on hw to use the quote, the bold nd italic featurez
Here u go on quote...
After clicking quote in the person u want to quote option....

Just do away with the data cos it already in the quote mode.....

Just type outside the brick bracket ] ...

And there u go... quote me
PoliticsRe: Jimi Agbaje Rides Okada To Rally (PHOTOS) by simdam500(m): 2:47pm On Jan 26, 2015
Bike has been banned in Lagos... so why go against the rule of the state u want to rule..

sad.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Disrespected My Office By Taking Over Stadium - Amaechi by simdam500(m): 2:36pm On Jan 26, 2015
Tekzyflex: Hahahahahahahah! See who's talking of respect of office. The tin pain am sha!
Don't mind him... disrespectful fool shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Disrespected My Office By Taking Over Stadium - Amaechi by simdam500(m): 2:32pm On Jan 26, 2015
JEITO: You disrespected your own office by refusing to allow them use the stadium as a civilised man should. So they took it by force. This shows that power pass power.

I hope your lodge in Abuja is still in a good condition after all the meetings held there because come May 29th, Rivers state will be too hot for you o.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Disrespected My Office By Taking Over Stadium - Amaechi by simdam500(m): 2:30pm On Jan 26, 2015
nairalife2013: Well, learn to respect higher authority first! Now teach dat to your sons never to be like u!
CelebritiesRe: Fans Blast Picture Of Bovi 'smiling & Holding Hands' With President Jonathan by simdam500(m): 2:27pm On Jan 26, 2015
His followers can go fvck them self....

The blood and water running in his vein that particular time is so over joyous and even overwhelming his bone.... cheesy

So let him be...

All the same he no miss road sha grin
Forum GamesRe: Dedicate Your Thousandth Post Here. by simdam500(op): 2:19pm On Jan 26, 2015
50 more to go... I'll be back.....






























49 down! grin
FashionRe: Should 2face Be Jailed For This Outfit? by simdam500(m): 2:15pm On Jan 26, 2015
undecided undecided undecided undecided

Whenever am in my closet and dress like someone that has gone nut....

No media to publicize it....














God knows I'll succeed
RomanceRe: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by simdam500(m): 1:20pm On Jan 26, 2015
What it with these rules and regulations on nl these days....


This sounds mature tho wink
Music/RadioRe: The Truth: D’banj Explains How He Was Kicked Out Of Mo’hits Records By Don Jazzy by simdam500(m): 1:16pm On Jan 26, 2015
Mcowubaba: The only tin I knw is dat Dbanj is very far 4rm being broke...
Seconded too
Music/RadioRe: The Truth: D’banj Explains How He Was Kicked Out Of Mo’hits Records By Don Jazzy by simdam500(m): 1:10pm On Jan 26, 2015
deejayterabyte: I've always known that Dr Sid is a little kid who wants everything to himself, And to even think it was D'banj that brought him to Mo'hits, he still said rubbish about him

People can be very ungrateful, I wonder how d'banj felt when he heard Dr sid say those things about him

And as for Don Jazzy, sorry I have to call him a mumu, Big one for that matter, I hate people who don't have balls to face uncertainty and risk, Mo'hits would have been bigger and better if he had a little bit of patience

And did D'banj say Dorobucci was his song? shocked shocked
Dr. Sid surulere was purposely sang for him
FamilyRe: My Mother Inlaw Caught Me Kissing My Wife's Friend in our washroom. by simdam500(m): 1:03pm On Jan 26, 2015
Op.... you know better!

How's your mama in law attitude like? Do u think she could have busted out when she saw u but she didn'thuh Do you think she's not the kind that hold word in mind for long without spilling it....

Then you know what to expect....


As for wunmi.... omo Yoruba lemi ooo...
She's a b¡Atch that love to ruin a happy home.... send her packing or the same way u kissed her... kiss her into leaving undecided
FamilyRe: My Mother Inlaw Caught Me Kissing My Wife's Friend in our washroom. by simdam500(m): 12:43pm On Jan 26, 2015
Cutehector4u: Bribe mama
U ehn! undecided

Sounds like u.... bribe police grin
FamilyRe: My Mother Inlaw Caught Me Kissing My Wife's Friend in our washroom. by simdam500(m): 12:37pm On Jan 26, 2015
So, before I continue I Google the 42dd bra size and here's https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71eLZeJHPoL._UX385_.jpgwhat I got...

Is it correcthuh




Runs back to continue reading... grin grin

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