Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Beautiful Girl/lady Between>|rozzay| |farano| |marieolae|.[pics] by simdam500(m): 4:09pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
sexymoma: Can someone gimme the definition of beauriful 
They are ok simple!!  |
Romance › Re: For The Singles: Let's Meet, Date And Marry Ourselves. by simdam500(m): 4:07pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
letter to the DUDE dating my future wife ...
here dude please take good care of my wife. am very sure shes nawti, kind, gentle and intelligent. u know how we roll, dont treat her like a bi**ch even if she want you to....
if she want you to do her 24/7 please be a gentleman kind enough not to do it please... she might scream.... screw me harder, bang me tire, tear it (gosh)....
i take Jisos beg you.... no do am ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
abeg |
Romance › Re: For The Singles: Let's Meet, Date And Marry Ourselves. by simdam500(m): 3:32pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
BoiledCorn: em a young unmarry females of under age of 25. i want rich single young males only wit pig jeep that will take me to dubia.  ayeraye olorun ijinle ife 000 how u take create account on top nairaland seun pls we need a captcha when newbies are registering.  pig jeep indeed *roastedcorn* |
Romance › Re: Confession by simdam500(m): 3:26pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
Ishsoph: What a funny threat
 u mean thread right? it well my broda... over funny they worry the thread sef |
Romance › Re: Confession by simdam500(m): 3:25pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
lanicky: Icecream louder...I can't hear u 419  oh my lawd!!! lanicky how did you get the number u posted above..... it worth more than just been on NL.... he'll be mad at how i let he's number spread over NL am out *requesting a new moniker from seun immediately* |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys Are So Annoying And Misbehaving, Pls Help!! by simdam500(m): 3:21pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
nothing got me lol...inkg other than your
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Romance › Re: When Your Car Breaks Down On A Date by simdam500(m): 3:19pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
op.... date that doesn't require car/vehicle sef... guy must prepare well in all ways, not to talk of the one that requires a car... u ought to have prepared for the worst like servicing the necessary things. sowi bout that tho...
and if such is ever going to happen to me (cos karma is a bia**tch ) i'll just deal with it and worst part of it is that if my date should abandon my as*s on that spot
one word
i'll cry |
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Romance › Re: Confession by simdam500(m): 3:09pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
lanicky: What.....are u Billgate's son?  ohh na, am the son of his cousin junior brother sister niece... but if u want his son num... it is +999 ___________________________ shey u can hear me or i scream? |
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Romance › Re: What Did You Really Miss About Your EX? by simdam500(m): 3:00pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
like i literally have one sef  ... mtchew |
Romance › Re: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by simdam500(m): 2:59pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
cos am loving and feeling myself more than the way any girl could do to me right now |
Romance › Re: Confession by simdam500(m): 2:57pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
lanicky: Do u av more than £789 000 000 000 in ur account?   |
Romance › Re: Confession by simdam500(m): 2:56pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
and here i am on page 20... truth be told... be it a movie, real, fiction or whatever drama might have been acted up there... it was just a iceberg of fun... but why una just dey hookup here and there without stretching out a hand full of a lady to my apartment  .... still watching  |
Phones › Re: Smartphone Addicts Now Have Their Own Walking Lane In China [must See] by simdam500(m): 2:43pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
ojaydedon: tnx... Am kinda new in dis tin welcome to the other side man  |
Romance › Re: Confession by simdam500(m): 12:38pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
1one: Every time I try to close my eyes to sleep..
I just remember this thread.. And the hot, well grilled "Ela Oju kan" that the OP got.. And i just jump up from my bed and start.....
chaiii
Chaiiiiiii
Chaiii
Chaiiiii theres God 000 |
Romance › Re: Confession by simdam500(m): 12:35pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
1one: I need to bookmark this thread for future reference  eh never reach that level naa  |
Romance › Re: Confession by simdam500(m): 12:34pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
MizMyColi: Oh well, here goes:
Before now, there was a thread opened by rozay and sam, more like a conjugal one.
Conspiracy theorists insinuated that one person managed both handles (The content of the thread is/was too explicit.)
My humble moniker self and Temi gave our auspicious blessings, with temi volunteering to act in the capacity of maid of honour.
Life went on. Everyone knows/knew, either consciously, subconsciously, even meta-consciously (sic) that sam and rozay were an item, to the chargin of her male fans.
Fast forward to the arrival of this thread. You'd notice that almost everyone had this look on their e-faces in the beginning.
That's because, we never saw it coming. I'm sure you know the owner of this site, now imagine , creating a thread and writing the exact words she wrote.
What'd be your reaction?
"Impossible How When No Some dots don't connect. This is a JOKE"
^^^That's what the reaction of most people was.
She goes on to defend their offline relationship and for a while there, I, I, as in Me, Mizmycoli.....was beginning to believe.
Then the guy in question stomps in, delivers his final verdict and well everyone's asleep now.
#MoralLesson
Never reveal your online crush, whether na joke o, whether na serious matter. If you guys are meant to connect, it'll just happen. That way, your pride(s) remain intact.
Thank you medunah, for listening and Good Midnight Morning 

cool write up....  |
Romance › Re: Confession by simdam500(m): 12:22pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: Confession by simdam500(m): 12:18pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
olubukato: Wow.. Thanks for this dear, but after observing things..I think sameer1212 is the guy for you.. He is a wonderful guy...If he can stand up for you on a thread like this, then he will always be there for you..
As for me.. I am a player, a serial flirt and I will always be..
Goodnight  if i hear say i no quote  |
Romance › Re: Confession by simdam500(m): 12:01pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
MizMyColi: Rozzay!
Picture of you and Olubukato together during "one of those nights" orrrr.......
Just


naughty gal |
Romance › Re: Confession by simdam500(m): 12:00pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
sameer1212: guy no vex ehh, let ha bee..... he's probably fighting for you  |
Romance › Re: Confession by simdam500(m): 11:58am On Sep 15, 2014 |
rozzay: I'm right here aint going nowere till my love shows up( even tho we r here chatting lolz) I'm not a heartless pesin so I alredy sent sam a pm of my apology letter, didn't mean to take it far was just kidding besides we had nofin outside nland. Relationships is way beyond online nd me nd my boo aren't online lovers our love is outside dis forum, We just laff abt all we do here @ nyte, how we flirt nd joke etc , our love is a real thing so those ladies dat he was flirting with nd u r here crying dat am jobless or I snatched him well ur loss next time be smart cos u r dere flirting on nland while am here doing all d real work if u know wat I mean. Hehehehehhe. He s on his way just caught in E-traffic lolz This is a short poem to him Olubukato my baby boo Our love so sweet nd true I no know one else but you I pray we stay togeda till we r old Love u loadz hiiiiiiaaann  |
Education › Re: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by simdam500(m): 11:52am On Sep 15, 2014 |
olufizzy: Please!who didn't choose them in jamb? i didnt |
Phones › Re: Smartphone Addicts Now Have Their Own Walking Lane In China [must See] by simdam500(m): 11:50am On Sep 15, 2014 |
ojaydedon: abeg wetin be FTC  first to comment |
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Romance › Re: Ladies With Big Boobs Or Ladies With Big Hips(yansh): Which Do U Prefer? by simdam500(m): 11:02pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
wheesin: i love ladies with a cork..not shemales o.. if not shemales, what then? |