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RomanceRe: Who Is The Most Beautiful Girl/lady Between>|rozzay| |farano| |marieolae|.[pics] by simdam500(m): 4:09pm On Sep 15, 2014
sexymoma: Can someone gimme the definition of beauriful angry

They are ok
simple!! sad
RomanceRe: For The Singles: Let's Meet, Date And Marry Ourselves. by simdam500(m): 4:07pm On Sep 15, 2014
letter to the DUDE dating my future wife ...

here dude please take good care of my wife. am very sure shes nawti, kind, gentle and intelligent. u know how we roll, dont treat her like a bi**ch even if she want you to....

if she want you to do her 24/7 please be a gentleman kind enough not to do it please... she might scream.... screw me harder, bang me tire, tear it (gosh)....

i take Jisos beg you.... no do am ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


abeg
RomanceRe: For The Singles: Let's Meet, Date And Marry Ourselves. by simdam500(m): 3:32pm On Sep 15, 2014
BoiledCorn: em a young unmarry females of under age of 25. i want rich single young males only wit pig jeep that will take me to dubia. angry angry
ayeraye olorun ijinle ife 000

how u take create account on top nairaland


seun pls we need a captcha when newbies are registering. wink



pig jeep indeed *roastedcorn*
RomanceRe: Confession by simdam500(m): 3:26pm On Sep 15, 2014
Ishsoph: What a funny threat



cheesy
u mean thread right? it well my broda...

over funny they worry the thread sef
RomanceRe: Confession by simdam500(m): 3:25pm On Sep 15, 2014
lanicky: Icecream louder...I can't hear u 419 tongue
oh my lawd!!! lanicky how did you get the number u posted above..... it worth more than just been on NL.... he'll be mad at how i let he's number spread over NL



am out


*requesting a new moniker from seun immediately*
RomanceRe: Nairaland Guys Are So Annoying And Misbehaving, Pls Help!! by simdam500(m): 3:21pm On Sep 15, 2014
nothing got me lol...inkg other than your




siggy
RomanceRe: When Your Car Breaks Down On A Date by simdam500(m): 3:19pm On Sep 15, 2014
op.... date that doesn't require car/vehicle sef... guy must prepare well in all ways, not to talk of the one that requires a car... u ought to have prepared for the worst like servicing the necessary things. sowi bout that tho...


and if such is ever going to happen to me (cos karma is a bia**tch ) i'll just deal with it and worst part of it is that if my date should abandon my as*s on that spot


one word







i'll cry
RomanceRe: Confession by simdam500(m): 3:09pm On Sep 15, 2014
lanicky: What.....are u Billgate's son? undecided
ohh na, am the son of his cousin junior brother sister niece... but if u want his son num...

it is +999 ___________________________


shey u can hear me or i scream?
RomanceRe: What Did You Really Miss About Your EX? by simdam500(m): 3:00pm On Sep 15, 2014
like i literally have one sef shocked...



mtchew
RomanceRe: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by simdam500(m): 2:59pm On Sep 15, 2014
cos am loving and feeling myself more than the way any girl could do to me right now
RomanceRe: Confession by simdam500(m): 2:57pm On Sep 15, 2014
lanicky: Do u av more than £789 000 000 000 in ur account? grin
huh
RomanceRe: Confession by simdam500(m): 2:56pm On Sep 15, 2014
and here i am on page 20... truth be told... be it a movie, real, fiction or whatever drama might have been acted up there... it was just a iceberg of fun...

but why una just dey hookup here and there without stretching out a hand full of a lady to my apartment huh huh huh huh....

still watching cheesy
PhonesRe: Smartphone Addicts Now Have Their Own Walking Lane In China [must See] by simdam500(m): 2:43pm On Sep 15, 2014
ojaydedon: tnx... Am kinda new in dis tin
welcome to the other side man cheesy
RomanceRe: Confession by simdam500(m): 12:38pm On Sep 15, 2014
1one: Every time I try to close my eyes to sleep..


I just remember this thread.. And the hot, well grilled "Ela Oju kan" that the OP got.. And i just jump up from my bed and start.....


chaiii


Chaiiiiiii

















Chaiii


Chaiiiii
theres God 000
RomanceRe: Confession by simdam500(m): 12:35pm On Sep 15, 2014
1one: I need to bookmark this thread for future reference grin
eh never reach that level naa shocked
RomanceRe: Confession by simdam500(m): 12:34pm On Sep 15, 2014
MizMyColi:
Oh well, here goes:

Before now, there was a thread opened by rozay and sam, more like a conjugal one.

Conspiracy theorists insinuated that one person managed both handles (The content of the thread is/was too explicit.)

My humble moniker self and Temi gave our auspicious blessings, with temi volunteering to act in the capacity of maid of honour.

Life went on.
Everyone knows/knew, either consciously, subconsciously, even meta-consciously (sic) cheesy that sam and rozay were an item, to the chargin of her male fans.


Fast forward to the arrival of this thread.
You'd notice that almost everyone had this shocked look on their e-faces in the beginning.

That's because, we never saw it coming.
I'm sure you know the owner of this site, now imagine lipsrsealed, creating a thread and writing the exact words she wrote.

What'd be your reaction?

"Impossible
How
When
No
Some dots don't connect.
This is a JOKE"

^^^That's what the reaction of most people was.

She goes on to defend their offline relationship and for a while there, I, I, as in Me, Mizmycoli.....was beginning to believe.

Then the guy in question stomps in, delivers his final verdict and well undecided everyone's asleep now.


#MoralLesson

Never reveal your online crush, whether na joke o, whether na serious matter.
If you guys are meant to connect, it'll just happen.
That way, your pride(s) remain intact.

Thank you medunah, for listening and Good Midnight Morning grin

cool
cool write up.... cheesy
RomanceRe: Confession by simdam500(m): 12:22pm On Sep 15, 2014
MizMyColi: [size=14pt]



You see!

You see!

You see why I will not reveal my Crush(es) on this website?!

You see?!

Except, of course, I'm drunk or high on elephant grass and skunk undecided

I just can't handle rejection, be it subtle, direct, indirect or RAW like this one

cheesy cheesy cheesy
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so, that one of the reason you laugh things off... nice grin

i'll cultivate the habit of laughing too
RomanceRe: Confession by simdam500(m): 12:18pm On Sep 15, 2014
olubukato: Wow.. Thanks for this dear, but after observing things..I think sameer1212 is the guy for you.. He is a wonderful guy...If he can stand up for you on a thread like this, then he will always be there for you..





As for me.. I am a player, a serial flirt and I will always be..

Goodnight smiley
if i hear say i no quote wink
RomanceRe: Confession by simdam500(m): 12:01pm On Sep 15, 2014
MizMyColi:
Rozzay!

Picture of you and Olubukato together during "one of those nights" orrrr.......

Just

lipsrsealed


grin

naughty gal
RomanceRe: Confession by simdam500(m): 12:00pm On Sep 15, 2014
sameer1212: guy no vex ehh, let ha bee.....
he's probably fighting for you wink
RomanceRe: Confession by simdam500(m): 11:58am On Sep 15, 2014
rozzay: I'm right here aint going nowere till my love shows up( even tho we r here chatting lolz) I'm not a heartless pesin so I alredy sent sam a pm of my apology letter, didn't mean to take it far was just kidding besides we had nofin outside nland. Relationships is way beyond online nd me nd my boo aren't online lovers our love is outside dis forum,
We just laff abt all we do here @ nyte, how we flirt nd joke etc , our love is a real thing so those ladies dat he was flirting with nd u r here crying dat am jobless or I snatched him well ur loss next time be smart cos u r dere flirting on nland while am here doing all d real work if u know wat I mean. Hehehehehhe. He s on his way just caught in E-traffic lolz
This is a short poem to him
Olubukato my baby boo
Our love so sweet nd true
I no know one else but you
I pray we stay togeda till we r old
Love u loadz
hiiiiiiaaann lipsrsealed
EducationRe: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by simdam500(m): 11:52am On Sep 15, 2014
olufizzy: Please!who didn't choose them in jamb?
i didnt
PhonesRe: Smartphone Addicts Now Have Their Own Walking Lane In China [must See] by simdam500(m): 11:50am On Sep 15, 2014
ojaydedon: abeg wetin be FTC wink
first to comment
RomanceRe: Ladies With Big Boobs Or Ladies With Big Hips(yansh): Which Do U Prefer? by simdam500(m): 11:02pm On Sep 14, 2014
wheesin: i love ladies with a cork..not shemales o..
if not shemales, what then?

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