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Rexnegro: @Op for me na big and pointed boobz o I fit die ontop sef.. Big yansh ? wetin I want use big yansh do ? Se na there I dey fucck ?

MrCork: . See yor face like hyena....bro its all about light skin females! ...pirrrriod!

ITbomb: You got me here
Thank God for the edit /delete button

Krak: The Facebook Status


You are trying to check on someone (for whatever reason), you type their name in the search bar and you press enter.

But there are no results.

You suddenly realise, with horror, that you just typed in your status bar!

Your Facebook status is now the name of that person you are secretly creeping on. And now the whole world can see it, including him.

Krak: The Stubborn Door

You walk up to a public door and you pull. But nothing happens.

You pull again, but still no response.

Then you begin to wonder why they are closed at 2 pm. You pull again, this time harder, then you look closely at the door and realise it is a push-door.

You surreptitiously glance around, as you push the door to enter, to see if any body noticed your little embarassing ignorance.

Krak: The Stubborn Door

You walk up to a public door and you pull. But nothing happens.

You pull again, but still no response.

Then you begin to wonder why they are closed at 2 pm. You pull again, this time harder, then you look closely at the door and realise it is a push-door.

You surreptitiously glance around, as you push the door to enter, to see if any body noticed your little embarassing ignorance.

BoiledCorn: eating poiled corn in pubic places

pimplucious: Useless guy! Nigga got me scared for a min. Thought I missed the rapture.

KelvinGraphics: Lyk seriously?? U mean this... Xo i just dey waste my time lyk Sameer huh

chibwike: upon thread is not on fp, see viewers.

zicoraads: Are u indirectly calling rozzay a bitc

Dygeasy: Olubukato, wherever you are. Kindly put an end to all of this.

Claim the fair lady and we all go to bed.

nikkypearl: Eeyaaaa! I can only Imagene!pele



U made my day lol @ "I cook jollof rice,he did not eat the meat!





One word! 4u... Boiledcorn sweerie,



U are very SILLY

harden: na fone i dey use oo
tecno s9 tab

sexzskil: ah, me? I want to play Amazing Spider Man too

sexzskil: WTF!

oluwaKStar: Biko how all dese games enta one fone??

sexzskil: Pls, my dearie, how did u get this Amazing Spider Man 2 for free? Tell me na

defendedvictim: heheeee..funny.
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Reminds me of a tym I attended one church n d pastor wz laying hands on everyone. People were jst falling anyhow but I didn't. Wen d pastor had finished laying hands on everyone, few of us were still standing. He laid hands on those of us still standing again; some others fell buh I and 3 others didn't. At dat point, I wz determined to be the last man standing. He lay hands on 4 of us again...I n one other guy didn't fall. na so d pastor call other pastors, dat dey Shud lay hands on us; mehn, twas kinda embarrassing, I jst had to fall so dat dey wil leave me alone. I stood up almost immediately anyway

Emmyk: They are still going to jam one another.

Kcdojoto: First timer.......






Need some hugs

horpeyemmi66: Ladoke Akintola University of Technology and its Ironies...My friend who put in for MLS and had PD score of 345, Jamb score of 220 and post-utme score of 62% was given Biology....Does that correlate?

berem: TB Joshua should just accept the building had some faults instead of putting the blame on an unidentified aircraft. Wharrahell!!

sholay2011: Hunger games