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RomanceRe: Read What An Ss3 Student Wrote To Her Facebook Friends?what's Ur Reaction?+ pics by simdam500(m): 11:18pm On Sep 03, 2014
story
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj’s Billionaire Girlfriend Shows Off Diamond Ring, Sparking Marriage Gossip by simdam500(m): 11:16pm On Sep 03, 2014
naa lie, even if koko master tell me himself i no go believe lai lai...........



every spirit of dating 16 thunder fire them undecided
EducationRe: Can I Get Admitted Into The University With This Result by simdam500(m): 11:11pm On Sep 03, 2014
it not bad trying again
PoliticsRe: Pastor Oyakhilome’s Wedding Picture Released As Lawyers Say No Reconciliation by simdam500(m): 11:06pm On Sep 03, 2014
AntiCyberBully: That can't be pst. Chris na!
PhonesRe: How To Scan Documents With Your Phone by simdam500(m): 11:05pm On Sep 03, 2014
apk flying here and there tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Romance With Female Gospel Singer, Sinach Crashed Oyakhilome’s Marriage by simdam500(m): 11:01pm On Sep 03, 2014
crappy blogger existing since 1610ad
RomanceRe: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by simdam500(m): 10:31pm On Sep 03, 2014
fools of the highest order (them both)
RomanceRe: See What I Want To Do To My Neighbor ( Viewers Discretion) +18 by simdam500(m): 5:36pm On Sep 03, 2014
100Cents: I told my friend that the day I will beat her that I will push her inside my room and lock the door, swallow the key, beat her from morning till evening. shocked

To teach her a lesson undecided

My problem is my friend ask me, " What if after beating her she get pregnant " huh
you friend has brought up a question you want WE nl's to solve.....

*innocent mind active* beating her won't make her get pregnant, it will only hurt her and teach her a lesson of 9month
RomanceRe: She Is Going To Loose Her Man Because She Can't Cum. by simdam500(m): 5:26pm On Sep 03, 2014
Tallesty1: If she can't cum then let her go. Haba, she go be (English meaning)?
RomanceRe: My Gf Call Me 'sir' by simdam500(m): 5:21pm On Sep 03, 2014
Lordgatt46: My gf always call me sir,like early in the morning when I call her or either afternoon or evening.please house is it a normal thing or its something else.I have tried stopping her bt she still continue.
when you use your old age to pursue a young teenage girl, sad sad sad sad of course that what happens.

sowi OP
EducationRe: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by simdam500(m): 10:16am On Sep 03, 2014
Hollad010: Anybody has an idea when the 2nd batch would be released?
meanwhile the first batch is yet to be released sad
EducationRe: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by simdam500(m): 10:14am On Sep 03, 2014
Nizzy129: Strictly to inform those of u who are yet to b admitted and didn't chose lautech in ur utme,be rest assured anda list of succesful candidate wil b posted veri soon.wish u very best of luck!!
cheesy
PoliticsRe: INEC Suspends 2 Eos Over Alleged Manipulation Of Osun Gov Poll by simdam500(m): 4:47am On Sep 03, 2014
when it nt a waec examination lipsrsealed,

cheating in our system since 266AD, of which the percentage will start dropping...

61% .................. 31% cheesy
FamilyRe: Who Is A Guy With Potential? by simdam500(m): 4:35am On Sep 03, 2014
a guy who didnt cry after finding out that his girl friend is getting laid by his padi.

cool
TravelRe: Private Jet - Necessity Or Luxury by simdam500(m): 4:31am On Sep 03, 2014
none of the option, IT JUST NOICE MAKING angry
PoliticsRe: 61% Of Nigerians Approve Pres Jonathan’s Performance by simdam500(m): 12:02am On Sep 03, 2014
koboko69: cheesy cheesy make this people nor let Nigerians vex ooo. Which Nigerians participated in the polls? Besides the originator of the polls is Ngozi, the voodoo economists.

I think that woman practices voodoo alot, cos the abracadabra that always come out from anything about her is becoming very alarming!
hahaha

bt seriously, i wonder how many nigeria participatd
HealthRe: Kaduna Suspects First Case Of Ebola? (ABU Student?) by simdam500(m): 11:08pm On Sep 02, 2014
gift01: God help us. I dey feel like Vomiting since last week but I'm very healthy. Am I normal? Is that an Ebola symptom?
lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Wore 'Lace Bra' & Skirt To NEA Awards (Picture) by simdam500(m): 11:00pm On Sep 02, 2014
tiwa savage worwor with black lips since 1914AD
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Wore 'Lace Bra' & Skirt To NEA Awards (Picture) by simdam500(m): 10:58pm On Sep 02, 2014
ACM10: Left to me I will say that this girl is ugly. Upon all her heavy make-up, she can't get past average. She is simply over hyped. She is not sexy, she is not beautiful.
to add

















she's not HOT!!!
Jokes EtcRe: 15 People Who Are Dumber Than You (and Everyone Else) by simdam500(m): 10:54pm On Sep 02, 2014
why do i love this threadhuh cos it titled dumb

and am smart..... so fu$k the thread
Jokes EtcRe: 15 People Who Are Dumber Than You (and Everyone Else) by simdam500(m): 10:43pm On Sep 02, 2014
unitedread1: people dey para oo...thought I was d first to comment
try harder next.... everyone waana have a feel of the seat cry
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Asks For God's Forgiveness For 'Ukwu' Song by simdam500(m): 10:33pm On Sep 02, 2014
mercy on who he will have mercy on
EducationRe: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by simdam500(m): 2:06pm On Sep 02, 2014
*walks in to check*

very well peeps... wink

we will make it
EducationRe: Yabatech/unilag Update For 2014-2015 Post Utme And Part Time Form by simdam500(m): 2:03pm On Sep 02, 2014
Akwalex1: Yabatech Part time doesn't serve bt nt very sure if they will give dem letter bt u can still do ND part time and then convert to hnd full time in order to serve....dats if u have interest in serving ur father's land
will part time too be closing todayhuh

what are the requirement for civil eng. (part time)
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by simdam500(m): 9:41am On Sep 02, 2014
abbeycrane: U can now register ur exam now portal open
EVEN FOR ENTIRELY NEW STUDENThuh
EducationRe: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by simdam500(m): 8:51am On Sep 02, 2014
Lordgatt46: Let hope more name will be added today
hoping o
EducationRe: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by simdam500(m): 8:48am On Sep 02, 2014
layrayson: do you want chem.eng or microbiology... makeup your mind now so that you will have a specific prayer point.. you have good chances of been given chem.eng cos i had 55% in my post utme and now I'm a 300level chemical engineering student in Lautech
haxorDelite: I do want chemical engineering bro, but its my o'level chemistry result dat is given me ish... I even had 61% in p-ume
dont they accept 2sittings? If they do and u have another result, u could probably combine
Nairaland GeneralRe: Dear Nairalanders, How Can I Be The First To Comment Or Make Front Page? by simdam500(m): 12:44pm On Sep 01, 2014
life is too short abeg
EducationRe: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by simdam500(m): 12:42pm On Sep 01, 2014
Oluwaseun17: Wishing all aspirants goodluck and as for those who did not choose Lautech in Jamb,you quyz av qat to pray to even be admitted not to talk of bein qiven your course. I'm not trying to scare you tho'. You can be qiven your course if you score high and it also depends on how competitive your course is.
undecided
EducationRe: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by simdam500(m): 12:32pm On Sep 01, 2014
Oluwaseun17: They release the 1st,2nd and 3rd(VC's list) list. I saw the admission officer choosing the names of students for the first list last week when i went to his office
praying mode sad....

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