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RomanceRe: Ladies: Which Of These Men Would You Love To Come Across And Why? by simdam500(op): 8:02pm On Aug 01, 2014
3. The Hippie
He is the artsy guy, who doesn’t really care about the world and his surroundings. He has his own philosophies, and only few people can actually feel comfortable in chilling with him because he is not the conventional guy who likes going out for dinners or movies. Some women feel disgusted by such men, who sometimes don’t even bathe for days together, while others find them really sexy.
RomanceRe: Ladies: Which Of These Men Would You Love To Come Across And Why? by simdam500(op): 8:01pm On Aug 01, 2014
2. The Hunk
He is the hottie on the campus! He is also the best looking guy in your office who smells good all the time and has a unique sort of charm about him. Such guys can make girls go weak in the knees and have a great sense of style in everything that they do. While some humble ones feel shy and uncomfortable when women drool over them, there are others who are aware that they are super hot, and hence, become quite flirtatious, taking advantage of the female attention that they get.
RomanceLadies: Which Of These Men Would You Love To Come Across And Why? by simdam500(op): 8:00pm On Aug 01, 2014
As a woman, you will find plenty of people from the opposite gender being attracted to you at various stages in life. Whether you like it or not, you meet some uninteresting and rather weird kind of men on a daily basis. And then there are also those occasional charming men, who make you feel like a princess. Variety, after all, is the spice of life. And each woman will agree that all men (despite being the same in terms of physical needs!) have distinct qualities that make them different from each other. Here are some types of men a woman will always come across in life.

1. The Nerd
He is the one who is about all things geeky. He is either a Science student, busy trying to invent something great or trying to make the world a better place to live in, or is a heavy Arts or Literature student interested in all things History or Geography. These kinds of men are really hardworking and sincere. Even though some of them may not be really bothered about the way they dress (but they definitely know the importance of hygiene and looking presentable!), they are good at heart and always try to keep their girl happy. Just that they can’t understand mushy things, and usually need direct talking.
HealthRe: Ebola Cure? Nigeria Professor Research on treatment with Bitter Kola by simdam500(m): 7:22pm On Aug 01, 2014
Cure Come Now...
PhonesRe: Facebook Is Currently Down by simdam500(m): 7:02pm On Aug 01, 2014
Blackteeth: You think say Facebook loose like Nairaland.
Somebody blew cigar smoke on his laptop screen and Nairaland went offline for several days.
PhonesRe: Facebook Is Currently Down by simdam500(m): 7:01pm On Aug 01, 2014
BBlush: No ohh.... Recheck again!!!!!! No problem with the site na Seun no even allow Op type am finish e don throw am for fp make e dey type the rest there grin
lolz to make people believe nothin is impossible
Jokes EtcRe: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by simdam500(m): 4:56pm On Aug 01, 2014
KnuckleHead: Wow. Front page

More usernames:

Doyouknowjohnny

ebolacarrier huh
Jokes EtcRe: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by simdam500(m): 4:54pm On Aug 01, 2014
KnuckleHead: obobolaraba I laughed till i farted when i saw this username obo bola ra ba grin grin cheesy

onitshaigbo

adamudacowboy

ololololo

presidentpikin
grin grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by simdam500(m): 4:44pm On Aug 01, 2014
haxorDelite: 3hrs 20mins+
tanx... So ofcourse i can take my leave tomorrow as early as 6am cos i ave the exam by 12pm
Jokes EtcRe: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by simdam500(m): 4:37pm On Aug 01, 2014
KnuckleHead: Bloodykiller

DangotePikin

mrsosewa

Akerekoroabijawara

paralysis

cowleg

manmustwac

Init4dmoni

seunbanme

MrAnus

bitterpenis

Madcow1
MizMyColi: shocked cheesy cheesy Do you have a stash of these monikers? I couldn't help laughing. I've observed though, that most of them write like intellectuals undecided
they are genius even [sup][/sup]
Foreign AffairsRe: BREAKING: Uganda Supreme Court Strike Down Anti-gay Law. by simdam500(m): 4:31pm On Aug 01, 2014
MissMeiya: The good stuff starts on page 5 through to page 10/11
https://www.nairaland.com/1816160/malawi-officially-suspends-anti-homosexuality-laws/5

Knock yourself out.
nice tanx for the link
EducationRe: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by simdam500(m): 2:25pm On Aug 01, 2014
Pls... How many hours drive will it cost me to get to lautech from lagos?
Music/RadioRe: 2face's "The Ascension" Is Currently The 12th Top Selling Album In The World by simdam500(m): 9:14pm On Jul 31, 2014
coded01: cool


But how many Baby mamas does he have? grin tongue grin
how does that cause u a headachehuh
FamilyRe: His 5 Years Old Son Wrote In His Play Book "I Don't Like My Mum And Dad" by simdam500(m): 9:10pm On Jul 31, 2014
He's just a kid... It only a kid that say i hate my teacher meanwhile in years to come he tells you, it my long time teacher that taught me what time is... That kid they only meant what they say from 18 onward...

Relax parent
PhonesRe: The Telegram Messenger Is Better Than Whatsapp by simdam500(m): 3:59pm On Jul 31, 2014
Another liability soak away
RomanceRe: He Disturbs Me With Generator Because I Said No To Him by simdam500(m): 3:59pm On Jul 31, 2014
Bryancrox: Cut d wire of d gen or change d fuel to water wen he is not around or destroy d gen or contact me let me c if i can get a new gen for yu.
cheesy
RomanceRe: A Nairalander To Nairalanders: Please Save My Relationship With A Nairalander by simdam500(m): 3:48pm On Jul 31, 2014
The chance of her coming back to u is slim and finally if she does, hope u will be able to cope with the sentence "if i offend u again, u'll hit the nl front page" is what she'll always say to u
RomanceRe: A Nairalander To Nairalanders: Please Save My Relationship With A Nairalander by simdam500(m): 3:37pm On Jul 31, 2014
ebamma: If u been don already knack am
no worry too much
she go come back to base one day
if he never knack am... He done loose the babe be dat? tongue
PoliticsRe: So, General Buhari Tried To Kill Himself? by simdam500(m): 3:24pm On Jul 31, 2014
If he truely does he wont have failed
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things You Hate To See On Nairaland by simdam500(m): 3:11pm On Jul 31, 2014
TrishaP: He escaped before I could finish my sentence.
wink
PhonesRe: Questions You Have/will Ask Your Mobile Personal Assistant? by simdam500(op): 3:11pm On Jul 31, 2014
I'll still love to ask siri... Wher she resides?
FamilyRe: Do You Call Your Husband Daddy? by simdam500(m): 10:03am On Jul 31, 2014
khiaa: Yes you are right, someone else is wearing the crown now. *Hi Daddy* cheesy
smiley
PoliticsRe: 10 US Senators Write Obama Demanding Sanctions Against Nigeria. by simdam500(m): 10:01am On Jul 31, 2014
Nigeria makes them high and wanna cum cry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things You Hate To See On Nairaland by simdam500(m): 9:48am On Jul 31, 2014
TrishaP: Hehe I can see oga seun viewing
y didnt u screen grab him?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Suffers Unemployment Most, Males Or Females? by simdam500(m): 9:47am On Jul 31, 2014
brainzdh: BOTH....don't let ur mind deceive u!
FamilyRe: Do You Call Your Husband Daddy? by simdam500(m): 9:42am On Jul 31, 2014
khiaa: Yes, No, and No. smiley
wink sounded like u run democracy (impeachment is valid)
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things You Hate To See On Nairaland by simdam500(m): 9:37am On Jul 31, 2014
spikesC: All these can stop if the owner wants it to stop. Right now, the traffic is more important to him than any other thing
y would he want it to stop sef... Isn't it fun?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things You Hate To See On Nairaland by simdam500(m): 9:34am On Jul 31, 2014
Big4wig: Op all dis tins u hate are actually part of wat maKes nairaland interesting

Common sense is not a gift, it's punishment because you have to deal with anyone who doesn't have it. cheesy
abi o... It makes the thread so very fun
FamilyRe: Do You Call Your Husband Daddy? by simdam500(m): 9:27am On Jul 31, 2014
khiaa: Yes I know he's a guy, It's cool now I'm done befriending him. cheesy
so very easy... Didnt it hurt unfriending him? cry

dont u miss his jokes?
FamilyRe: Do You Call Your Husband Daddy? by simdam500(m): 6:53am On Jul 31, 2014
khiaa: I could have did what, lied to him? He's been lying on me and insulting me, no I have no time for him.
he's a guy u nohuh Do guys insult ladys?
FamilyRe: Should Married Couples Have Their Separate Rooms? by simdam500(m): 6:51am On Jul 31, 2014
Me personally... Would want a separate room...
FamilyRe: Should Married Couples Have Their Separate Rooms? by simdam500(m): 6:48am On Jul 31, 2014
timsbee: Seperate rooms is gud. But wen d guy is d type dat wil hide one omo Ale inside his closet,den e go be say na me allow am in d first plce.
omo ale loun loun...

Relax lady... Trust him enough never to do that

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