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FamilyRe: Should Married Couples Have Their Separate Rooms? by simdam500(m): 6:46am On Jul 31, 2014
teeboo: Well,I don't see a big deal in it,we have a separate room it doesn't stop us frm having access 2 eachoda,though d room is linked together with a door in between. it even make it sweet wen am angry I lock d door behind "no entry" grin
cheesy
FamilyRe: Do You Call Your Husband Daddy? by simdam500(m): 6:41am On Jul 31, 2014
Aww... Calls an orange girl to sell me n50 worth of orange...

Ok... Here's the deal, wen a man is title husband, it means u gotta make the family proud both in and out...

Daddy/father i see, is a sign of respect u earn when "sugar, love, honey and orange sef" can even say how u make them proud... At some point if d wife dont want to title u daddy, she will be forced to, and dont be suprise if u request her to do so tu. Cos u ave achieve what it takes to be daddy...

And it might be because of the kids...

*keep drinking my orange*
FamilyRe: Do You Call Your Husband Daddy? by simdam500(m): 6:28am On Jul 31, 2014
khiaa: lol I'm not trying to make you jealous, I wasn't even thinking about you.
it sadnning, you could at least wink
HealthRe: Fear Of Ebola: Villagers Flee From The Sight Of Red Cross And Western Doctors by simdam500(m): 6:15am On Jul 31, 2014
bubbles34: it might be that those doctors where using them
as experiment o.
Nigerian Ebola disease carrier is dead. I mean d medical official that was infected, he was suppose to spread it in our country.
the villagers know what they are doing o.
GOD HELP 9JA.
he was suppose to u said but thank God he didnt...
PhonesQuestions You Have/will Ask Your Mobile Personal Assistant? by simdam500(op):
hi to the top mobile personel assistant like siri referring to ios and cortana referring to microsoft.

congrat to microsoft cortana for predicting right the winner for brazil 2014, still i will love to have siri for myself and here are the list of question i will love to ask siri and my command....

siri... are u a virgin?
siri... is GEJ going to win the next election?
siri... is shekau a human being?
siri... what turn you on?
siri... who is the first man on earth?
siri... can we meet?
siri... will you date a Nigerian?
siri... what assistance can you reender if my lady is no with me?
siri... call me sweetheart when am next to my gf


feel free to post the questions u have asked or will like tto asK your personal assistance and commands...
RomanceRe: Married Man Attempts Suicide Over Girlfriend by simdam500(m): 11:04pm On Jul 28, 2014
jennylove7575: hook up with me if you are super rich and you will know..note I need a small bungalow in banana island bought in my name...try hook up.
lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Leader Abubakar Shekau In Profile by simdam500(m): 10:55pm On Jul 28, 2014
Elliotwiz1: no knowledge is a waste... for your own good you better learn how to read long posts.
help narrate or summarize...


A friend in need is a friend indeed
Forum GamesRe: Start The Next Question With "Why" by simdam500(m): 10:47pm On Jul 28, 2014
Odilafta: Why not mind your business?
why not create a business we can both invest on??
RomanceRe: Married Man Attempts Suicide Over Girlfriend by simdam500(m): 9:05am On Jul 28, 2014
jennylove7575: Na today? Na so we see am o. When them enter my eden dem no dey wan leave o. Even though
God try chase them out, dem go still remain. They are rready to die inside my eden. Some married men Na wah
naa so the sugar inside the eden swt reach?
RomanceRe: Married Man Attempts Suicide Over Girlfriend by simdam500(m): 9:01am On Jul 28, 2014
jennylove7575: Na today? Na so we see am o. When them enter my eden dem no dey wan leave o. Even though
God try chase them out, dem go still remain. They are rready to die inside my eden. Some married men Na wah
naa so the sugar inside the eden swt reach?
Forum GamesRe: Start The Next Question With "Why" by simdam500(m): 11:33pm On Jul 27, 2014
Odilafta: Why not give it a try
why dont u just request for a particular song?
PoliticsRe: Calamity Would Have Befallen Nigeria If... Says President Jonathan by simdam500(m): 11:27pm On Jul 27, 2014
What will happen will happen... People that died in the blast, what diff do they have from them... Elderly fool
Foreign AffairsRe: Total Strangers Marry At First Sight - New York Post by simdam500(m): 11:24pm On Jul 27, 2014
No time to read story... I have hear, they can go ahead and lively after happily ever
EducationRe: For Maths Whiz Only!, Solve This. by simdam500(m): 11:20pm On Jul 27, 2014
I=PRT/100 wink
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Leader Abubakar Shekau In Profile by simdam500(m): 11:10pm On Jul 27, 2014
Shecow u meanhuh And pls how do u expect me read all that about a man that live happy in his fellow man blood spill... cry
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Dated Your Coursemates,pls Share Your Experience by simdam500(m): 11:06pm On Jul 27, 2014
If u dont date the one u know right now, the one wey u wan go after or u dey dream of, how u take know the kind person he behuh
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Dated Your Coursemates,pls Share Your Experience by simdam500(m): 11:00pm On Jul 27, 2014
WAHMAR: Yea. Av dated ma coursemate. Though it was rough n tough, temptations evrywia n dia.buh rly fank God I av him . We dated 4 8yrs b4 we finally got married in d year 2012. We r nw blessed wif a baby girl.
lesson to learn from...


¿See the way they are all against it as if the external person in the picture wont do worse more
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Dated Your Coursemates,pls Share Your Experience by simdam500(m): 10:56pm On Jul 27, 2014
Learning wink
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is The Only Country In The World Celebrating Eid-el-fitri Today by simdam500(m): 10:36pm On Jul 27, 2014
Neinah: "Moon sighting committee" cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


Epic!
lolz ... Hilarious even


"the moon sighting committee chairman said"

and they wana accuse me of worshipping on sunday... Trying to stress the SUN, not knowing they got a course of study
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is The Only Country In The World Celebrating Eid-el-fitri Today by simdam500(m): 10:30pm On Jul 27, 2014
M4gunners: Ok oh nigeria don make history be that.
cheesy we just broke protocol too... Usher no fit stop us sef
EducationRe: Download LAUTECH Post Utme Past Questions Here For Free. by simdam500(m): 5:02pm On Jul 27, 2014
I will and is there any other screening for those that did not select the school in their utmehuh
PoliticsRe: Female Suicide Bomber Dies In Failed Attempt to bomb University In Kano by simdam500(m): 5:00pm On Jul 27, 2014
Shedysworld: This people really went mad today o
like they really meant business... They already did it in a way that tomorrow Monday, GEJ will wana step down the seat... But maybe they forgot tomorrow is also their celebration... Smh
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Changes Name by simdam500(m): 4:25pm On Jul 27, 2014
henryobinna: see wetin money dey cause
abi o... Who get time
PoliticsRe: Bokoharam Kidnaps Cameroon's Vice Prime Minister's Wife by simdam500(m): 4:15pm On Jul 27, 2014
Nobleval: Jesus! This shekau guys get balls shocked






btw if they start kidnapping politicians and leave ordinary folks that will definitely jolt them into action.
oh as long as he's a guy... He'll have balls... But


op. I think this time the deadly islamic sect will have to say their reason behind their abduction attitude cos the france won't fold their hand...
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by simdam500(m): 12:16pm On Jul 27, 2014
lordmayor4: Which model?
z10
PoliticsRe: “you Killed My Mentor so I Cant Perform At your Campaign”, Lagbaja tells Omisore by simdam500(m): 12:15pm On Jul 27, 2014
Politics
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by simdam500(m): 11:57am On Jul 27, 2014
lordmayor4: Death to android for me sha... blackberry all the way.
same... Hopefully, i get my own this week... U got any idea how much it cost now?
CelebritiesRe: Top 5 Most Handsome Nigerian Pastor ( Photos ) by simdam500(m): 11:52am On Jul 27, 2014
And how didn't Genesis make it to the list?

PoliticsRe: Shouldn't Every Nigerian Be Entitled To A Monthly Allowance? by simdam500(m): 11:35am On Jul 27, 2014
iamswizz: Those people wey go thief go thief... If you like give us 1 billion
cheesy

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