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ijustdey: let say....... the governors where in charge and controlling those girls cunts and Womanliness as at that time

Hehehe I no fit laugh...

So call and called is the issue on ground to talk about...


Well we no go kill ourselves right

Jacksparrow0712: Lol. Trust me you can. All you need do is get yourself in that serene environment, with candles lit and let you heart bleed through your pen. lol

Thanks

alright maybe in decades.

By the way, going through the whole thread is like a task I should be paid for.



But please tell me "did she say a YES"? Cos if she didn't

Jacksparrow0712: LADYBOSS1
Dearest, my body is simply crazy with wanting u.
I wonder if your body wants mine the way mine wants yours, the kisses, the hotness, the wetness, all melting together, the being held so tight that it hurts, the strangle and the struggle.

I love you, Lala, with all my heart and to know that you love me means my life.
How often I have thought about the immeasurable joy that will be ours some day.
How lucky our children will be to have a mother like you.

Everyone is furious with me for going back to you, but they don’t understand us.
I feel that it is only with you that I can do anything at all.
Do remake my ruined life for me, and then our friendship and love will have a different meaning to the world.

You’ve told me this contest will never change things between us (Wouldn't make you change your mind).
But I can’t, Lala, I can’t just… let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord, couldn’t leave his son to die at the end of “Return of the Jedi”.

You make me feel so safe, Lala. So warm. I want to crawl up inside you.
Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his tauntaun to protect himself from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire.

For you, Lala, I would dive into the Sarlacc Pit of Tatooine and be slowly digested for a thousand years, like the bounty hunter Bobba Fett.

Please, Lala, give you and me a try - or as wise Jedi once said, "Try not...Do, or do not. There is no try." Come on, let’s "do" it.

I am writing these lines to tell you that I cannot live any longer without you.
I worship you always.
I think you are a beauty and the nicest girl I ever saw and I adore.
Oh exquisite Fanny, do not despise me for loving you so well.
I shall be broken-hearted if you said no to me.

I wish this were a movie and we saw each other across a room and fell in love and I killed dragons for you and you fought off evil stepmoms for me.
I wish I was a Disney prince with no doubt about my feelings and you were a Disney princess and that this would all end with us kissing in front of a sunset to an Oscar winning soundtrack.
But life’s not animated, and we don’t have a soundtrack, and nothing’s finished after an hour and a half.

Why does life always colour outside the lines? 3D isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, I’d take a VCR life with you any day.

You know when you go to the pet store and there are haughty self-righteous fish swimming around in the tank, and there’s one dorky sweet looking one in the corner?
Yeah, I know there’s other fish in the sea, but there’s only one of you.
You’re that fish in the corner and I don’t want any other damn fish, I just want you.

Sometimes, wished that you was a robot.
I would open you up, and cross some wires, and flip some switches, and push some buttons, and tighten some screws, until you didn’t act so mechanical. Until you loved me.

I want to find out who you are behind that smile of yours.
I want to push away your hand that’s covering your face, and hold it tight.
I want to run my fingers through your hair, and see the blush creep onto your face.
I want to be there when you spill your feelings, your thoughts, your opinions.

I must confess that every night when I imagine you by my side, i cannot fall asleep for another hour. Too much heaven, too much heaven.

The thing is; you have really nice eyes and I really like looking into them.
And I also like that you smile so sweet when our eyes meet.
But then I look away. Mostly because I’m afraid of disappointment.
I’m scared to break. I’m scared to admit that I’ve not only stumbled, but fallen completely over for you.

Every time I see you, it blindsides me how gorgeous you are.
I wished you had x-ray vision so you could see how hard my heart beats when I’m around you

Baby, Like the late Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream that one day, we will be together and unstoppable.
Please, be my Woman.

Love you with all me heart my Queen Lala

CC Dygeasy and Tohpahz Phikom sleekyshuga







cant keep waiting to be called on. got things to do

Jesus!!!!!! Seriously you wrote this?

Am a guy but am damn sure I no fit compose 1/100 of what you wrote...


You try o

Jacksparrow0712: What thread? The wooing thread?

Yes

Atleast a thread that is making sense

I can't view the pic

Jacksparrow0712: Seriously, it's not worth it at all. But for the fun, I gotta give it a try. Even tho I stand no chance.

The thread link pls. Lemme read quote

Umartins1: I beg make una talk another thing.

Like atleast how many candidates will an average course have?

His pastor or imam must be dancing Shoki right now.


Btw, I knew him not

I refuse to read and understand this story

Freemanan: See what money reduced our ladies to.... #10,000 Issapity...
Later They will Come here and clamour equality and dey form Feminists. I can't blame politicians on this because their indecency is no news to us.
I Hope our ladies Stop being tools for entertainment soon before They are even seen as less a human being.

If they are not careful, the bolded will soon start happening.


No wonder it's hard for them to rise to the top standard of government cos the men believe they are nothing but tools, so why appoint a contract to a tool itself

firstEVA: Women are used as entertainment, too bad.

Imagine that too...

Women making themselves sex tools just for money.

20% of the ladies brought there might not even own a duplex in sango.

The last time I checked, the word "governor" was derived from govern. Which definition is "a person charged with the direction or control of an institution, society, etc.:"

Maybe it true; that now our wrong is becoming our rights

Nollywood is fake

I'm not to be biased here but if PMB promised to declare his assets publicly and he his failing to do so by using the APC is not PMB or PMB is not APC as an excuse. Then he's a failure!

Jonathan plainly said stealing is not corruption and he stood by it.

Maybe the saying "the devil you know for a very long time is better than the angel you just met" is true after all

My question. An average course will require a total number of how many candidates?

blessedvisky: did it work

I haven't o.

Maybe Sunday after church

blessedvisky: Introphobia, the fear of INTROVERT.
Modophobia, the fear of the Mods.
Banophobia, fear of Bans, especially the long ones

harrysterol: buy mtn

OK I give up.

Harry park commot for this thread

enomakos:
Thank God i did't have any phobia

U think so u don't know so yet.

missbronze: A phobia for Long thread is what?

I'll go otherwise
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting.

harrysterol: put ur setting on 2G alone

What! Oga u can do better now...


Glo network won't even load image on 2G

But it's not funny

walcolm:
i dont think the H is your problem...the problem is probably that your device is unable to access blackberry services...do you see the BB logo beside the H?

if your H has the BB logo beside it then your device will be faster than if it was 3G

At bolded yes!

Infact there was a time I use to want the H cos I believe it to be the HSPA(High Speed Packet Access) service.

Anyway thanks.

My question is; since I brought my z10 back to life using autoloader to 10.3.1.2726 I've not received any updates at all not even one for like 5months. Is this a problem from the autoloader or just that no update have been pushed to me yet?

Don't be surprise; I reside in Lagos and not all the above listed slang have I heard

Keep the unity of the thread... no need quarreling

Crap in the air

I'll be back after I format my 8gb back to normal

harrysterol: lol does the H look like a problem to u? Am looking for the H your looking for 3G

walcolm: Why do u think the 'H' is a problem?

Seriously the H is a problem o... it is slow and I believe if 3G is available the E will be effective cos right now my E is useless.

Ps I need a effective E to save my battery

What is a toaster?

[toh-ster]
noun
1.
an instrument or appliance for toasting bread, muffins, etc.

2.
a person who toasts something.

Why naaaaaaaw... this is becoming too much on nairaland front page.


Instead of these old goons to looking into what is happening in our everyday life they are busy talking poo up there. Is it until every kid is defiled and we can't call out a single virgin before they know its out of hand.

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