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CrimeRe: Teenager Arrested For Trying To Penetrate 2 Year Old by simdam500(m): 10:34pm On Aug 06, 2015
Happiness87: i think she was just hørñy, she's the boy's aunt,


when a lady is hòrñy she can do anything to cool off.
but dat her own issue need attention, she could even be taken advantage of by guy cos dey will see her as cheap. Worst part is she might not even be married.
NYSCRe: Youth Corper Who Died In Service Buried Today (Photos) by simdam500(m): 10:28pm On Aug 06, 2015
Rest in perfect peace sister
NYSCRe: Youth Corper Who Died In Service Buried Today (Photos) by simdam500(m): 10:26pm On Aug 06, 2015
dridowu: So sad, just today also a corp member serving in lagos was buried today at atan cemetery. She is a graduate of banking and finance from UNILAG.
May God be with there families.
what! Too bad. shocked
CrimeRe: Teenager Arrested For Trying To Penetrate 2 Year Old by simdam500(m): 10:20pm On Aug 06, 2015
Happiness87: it was not for you to believe, am saying what I saw, she was kissing the boy in a romantic way, i mean french kissing and holding the boy tight, while rubbing her breast
wow... That d definition of a perv.

Just imagine d way u caught her red handed, it was d child mother who saw her...

What would have been her excusehuh
BusinessRe: BVN Of 666 Is GTB A Illuminate Bank by simdam500(m): 10:07pm On Aug 06, 2015
Op is high on dry weed. Firstly, am sure your text body isn't a typo or some kind of a mistake from your phone auto correct
A customer BVN that has 666, what those this number means illuminate in bank number na wa ooooooo.
.

Secondly, if that number in thousand or million is sent to your account. What would you do?
CrimeRe: Teenager Arrested For Trying To Penetrate 2 Year Old by simdam500(m): 9:47pm On Aug 06, 2015
Happiness87: have caught a lady, 28 romancing a year old boy
Now that i wont believe. Just when i think i've heard it all. There's literally no sense in that!


And just to be clear, when u say "a year old" u really mean an average 365days old baby right? shocked
PoliticsRe: Forged Senate Rule: ‘it’s Not Late For Saraki To Resign’ by simdam500(m): 9:41pm On Aug 06, 2015
slimz10: House
my question is that if saraki resigns (thou highly impossible) or he was impeached (thou highly possible), it is safe to assume that the other principal offices that other senators are occupying is null and void right?
abi... I thought so too
CrimeRe: Teenager Arrested For Trying To Penetrate 2 Year Old by simdam500(m): 9:28pm On Aug 06, 2015
otunsman: An adult lady do carry me enter toilet suck and fvck my small rod several times when I be 5 years old.No be only guys dey defile little girls.Ladies dey also fvck little boys too.
are u real?
CrimeRe: Teenager Arrested For Trying To Penetrate 2 Year Old by simdam500(m): 9:27pm On Aug 06, 2015
Imagine if he was guilty and he is to serve 14yrs jail term... By d time he will be out, he will be 31. Before he get his life back to normal, assumably another 5yrs. Now he's 36. He's in d future already...


I'll say congrat to him cos dey grant him bail, plus his parent has alot on their sleeve
CrimeRe: Teenager Arrested For Trying To Penetrate 2 Year Old by simdam500(m): 9:17pm On Aug 06, 2015
mobuch: The negative effects of that perverted ashewo thread on nairaland is beginning to impact on d Nigerian society. Seun and his mods should do the needful and close down that thread.

Tanks
am curious... Post d link to d said thread
EducationRe: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by simdam500(m): 12:34am On Aug 06, 2015
Paid into wema bank. How long will it take to be effective online
RomanceRe: She Masturbate A Lot And Its Worrisome by simdam500(m): 12:12am On Aug 05, 2015
Romance section of nairaland had just made my day grin grin grin

but since op has stated no vaseline association needed, i refuse to comment... cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: You Met Your Wife Sister Like This, What Will You Do? by simdam500(m): 12:26am On Aug 01, 2015
Nairaland is a different life on it own, so different from reality...

U read what people say and u question if people are actually using the moniker or some kind of a robot.
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by simdam500(m): 9:41pm On Jul 31, 2015
gj22: The red wedding just shows you how genius Tywin actually is.

The red wedding happened because Tywin Lannister wanted it to happen. But the freys agreed to it because of what Robb did. The Boltons agreed because they are treacherous bastards.

It was easy for Tywin to convince walder because the freys are like Lannister wannabes. They even name their children after Lannisters children.

Now, I say Tywin is a genius because here you are blaming walder Frey when it was all tywin's doing.
U hit it right shocked ... thanks for shedding more light.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Using A Blackberry Might Prevent You From Getting A Job. by simdam500(m): 11:32am On Jul 31, 2015
Os10 smiley I'll say it a bug from the type of os, maybe it leaked
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by simdam500(m): 6:49pm On Jul 30, 2015
I'm a newbie here and I just started the series some weeks back, though I didn't like it at first but I finally did. I'll be starting Season 4 soon and it hurt to loose Robb and Cat to that Lord fray just because he didn't pay his debt of marrying one of his daughters, that is not even the scary part but killing his pregnant wife shocked shocked

Reading the thread have spoilt a lot for me wink embarassed but I'll keep going on.

About the book, I'll read it when it comes my way... great series!

Are u guys saying season 6 will be starting next year 2016huh If that is true I better hmmmmmmm
EducationRe: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by simdam500(m): 3:32pm On Jul 29, 2015
FrancisTony: Outrageous cutoff marks in 2011/2012 season.

P.S - It has been approximated and I'm posting only merit.

cc labodinho, ibadanfinist, teempakguy cry

EUROPEAN LANGUAGES/
FRENCH
58

EUROPEAN LANGUAGES/
RUSSIAN
55

LINGUISTICS / YORUBA
65

LINGUISTIC/IGBO
58


ENGLISH
62

PHILOSOPHY
57

CREATIVE ARTS
58

HISTORY & STRATEGIC
STUDIES
59


ACCOUNTING
72

ACT. SCIENCE
62

BUS. ADMIN.
70

INSURANCE
63

I.R.P.M.
70

FINANCE
67

EDUCATION
ADULT
54

BIOLOGY
54

CHEMISTRY
52

C.R.S.
52

EDUC. ADMIN.
59

EDUC. FRENCH
-

EDUC. GEOG.
51

YORUBA EDUC
57

GUIDANCE & COUNSELLING
61

MATHEMATICS
57

PHYSICS
51

INTEGRATED SCIENCE
51

ENGLISH EDUCATION
61

History Education
54

HUMAN KINETICS
54

IGBO EDUCATION
50

ISLAMIC STUDIES EDUCATION
50

CHEMICAL ENG
73

CIVIL
69

COMPUTER ENG
72

ELECTRICAL
73

MECHANICAL
71

MET. & MAT.
64

PETROLEUM &GAS
73

SURVEYING & GEO.
61

SYSTEMS
69

ARCHITECTURE
70

BUILDING
62

ESTATE MGT.
63

QUANTITY SURV.
60

URB. REG. PLAN.
59

PHARMACY
69

LAW
73

DENTISTRY
67

MBBS
76

PHARMACOLOGY
66

PHYSIOLOGY
65

PHYSIOTHERAPHY
68
66

RADIOGRAPHY
61

COMPUTER SCIENCE
68

CELL BIOLOGY
62

CHEMISTRY
63

MICROBIOLOGY
66

MARINE SCIENCE
61

MATHEMATICS
65

BIOCHEMISTRY
67

BOTANY
58

PHYSICS
64

ZOOLOGY
56

ECONOMICS
71

GEOGRAPHY
63

MASS COMMUNICATION
68

POLITICAL SCIENCE
67

PSYCHOLOGY
64

SOCIOLOGY
66

SOCIAL WORK
67
Not bad undecided tongue
EducationRe: FG Reverses JAMB's Policies On Admission!!! by simdam500(m): 10:11am On Jul 29, 2015
The policy isn't totally bad... just that students with 240, 250, 260 are much more than the 180+ and the policy is going to favour the 180+ the more...


Well good luck to all
EducationRe: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by simdam500(m): 8:15am On Jul 29, 2015
HelloT: Just payed online now and printed my exam pass

exam date 12 August, time 10:30 am DLI.
After the online payment, were u asked to wait or u immediately went further to register?
EducationRe: Court Grants Students’ Application Against JAMB, UNILAG by simdam500(m): 6:10pm On Jul 27, 2015
In one word huh
CrimeRe: How My Laptop And Phone Were Stolen In My Apartment Today by simdam500(m): 5:59pm On Jul 27, 2015
whizqueen: I don't know what would have happened oo

But I wouldn't notice the system since I won't be checking her bag and she must have gone really far before I realize.
Well those were imagination... thank Almighty that u got your things back smiley
TV/MoviesRe: Power(series) Is Back!!! by simdam500(m): 3:11pm On Jul 27, 2015
M lacking ooo... I just watched ep 6 not long... and I must say Tommy is falling my hand for falling in love, he doesn't look like someone that should love.

James should by now know Angie knows he's Ghost. Plus his kids are growing they really need him!

Tasha BlackIsTheNewSexy! That bîtch is fvcking hot * thinking of trying it in the car someday tongue tongue * (on the other hand, Shawn should better learn to shoot well, cos if ghost should find out cool cool )
TV/MoviesRe: Power(series) Is Back!!! by simdam500(m): 3:02pm On Jul 27, 2015
Lol see them! tongue prowitin, nitane25, Kunle106 spoilers.

Make una no spoil movie for person joor
TV/MoviesRe: Power(series) Is Back!!! by simdam500(m): 2:59pm On Jul 27, 2015
prowitin: Just saw it. Ghost is my kind of guy. Very smart. But na woman go kill am grin
That the points bro smiley
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Lasu 2nd Admission List Is Out! by simdam500(m): 10:54am On Jul 27, 2015
Patiently taken my seat, so lasu allowed the candidates that did not choose them to register four days to close their Portal shocked


Hope they do the same this second exam.... #following
EducationRe: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by simdam500(m): 10:25pm On Jul 26, 2015
labodinho: Wow! You guyz have said a lot.I wish Dibu can read this or errm,u guyz shuld write ur petitions and submit to court tomorrow.
Tomorrow? I thought it was last Friday shocked
EducationRe: To Me Schooling Is A Waste Of Time And Money For An Average Nigerian by simdam500(m): 8:50pm On Jul 26, 2015
op gat point! But you know much about yourself, if we are to go out there and talk to people of your kind. Some people have worked 6 solid yrs with nothing to show, not even a 1000 naira. Same thing applies to education, not every educated people will succeed through their certificate but one thing is certain, if u didn't do what you are passionate about in life, u will never be happy!



Happiness
EducationRe: How Correct Is The Answer To This Mathematical Equation by simdam500(m): 8:34pm On Jul 26, 2015
Ok.... alright so the students arrived at a answer.

Op. You are the teacher, now decide if he is right or wrong
EducationRe: JAMB To Re-assigned Candidates With Lower Scores To Other Universities by simdam500(m): 8:03pm On Jul 26, 2015
Link? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Photos from Duncan Mighty's White Wedding Today by simdam500(m): 7:57pm On Jul 26, 2015
I respect Duncan mighty for this!


Happy married life bro
RomanceRe: Six Ways Technology Might Change Sex In The Future by simdam500(m): 12:57pm On Jul 26, 2015
OK mtchew undecided

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