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bibi1234: Didn't do literature in jamb did govt crs and economics is that okay? my o'level didn't make my literature but made the rest govt commerce econs etc

ibadanfinest: Welcome to the official thread of unilag 2015/2016 admission thread. I will be more than willing to offer my service to aspirants as I was offered such selfless service by the likes of labodinho, damosky and co while seeking admission to this wonderful citadel of learning, the skul of first choice. Let the thread begin!

bibi1234: God bless you whoever amen and another question have an idea for european language (Russian) jamb and o level requirements ?

bibi1234: Thanks Finally which of the education course what about adult education do you know the course requirements for it ?

Any Three of Literature in English, History/ Government, French, Geography, Mathematics, Yoruba/lgbo, CRK/IRS, Economics, Commerce

5 credits including English, Mathematics and 2 of Literature in English, History/Government, Geography, Economics, Igbo/Yoruba, CRS/IRS, French

pinkbee: Nah! That was back in d days. Not now.


Now, guys fall in love with their female best friends. I blame hollywood for this.


I want me a male best friend that I can jump on playfully, sleep on same bed, even shower 2geda with no thought of sex at all. (like 2 9yr olds with innocence).

Tomfrench:
Mr nice guy,

if she came for consolation, she would've left that same day!!

she came to LASH away her sorrows.....and you were busy forming chief priest

ElrayKhalifah: but one more thing sir, no vex ma broda, with my high score is it possible for me to cross to medicine or law

Nnemuka: dont worry about the last day, lets discuss now and the cold.

Neplusultra: Coming from a Lady who dated a man for years,wot where they doing all those while? looking at each other's face? Pfffft!!!

Spidermon: 1.) Heaven or Hell won't be decided by church attendance

2[b].) Gat 2 churches on my street and both have loudspeakers. The sermon reaches me in my room....only that I won't pay offering.
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3.) I read my bible and pray everyday. God's blessings and punishment is for him to decide which one I deserve.

Reality hurts.

RexTramadol1: We didn't go to church






We've been filled with the annointing of...............







Odeku and Burukutu! my FirstLady

fornaija: I went but the pastor was accusing us not to be using our phone to read bible verses that he prefer the book not phones and that phone is evil!

Shaadey: we can't assume na since no census was conducted at least our Sunday topics should be more positive

bigwind: Hmm... They made me interpreter but I know I'm not qualify to stand at the altar. Cos when I leave church, I'm going to fuvk straight.

Joebest404: I went to church and our pastor was so funny today
Some church members went on evangelism and preached to some prostitutes & invited them to church. On arrival these prostitutes met there customers who happens to be members of the church and out of excitement they shouted 'customer so you worship here too' you can imagine the looks on these members faces because some of them happen to be workers in the church

ignis: Our tap refuse to run..... And no water in the house.

Shaadey: I WENT TO CHURCH ABEG....why can't today's topic be more positive. ...like"how was church? etc...

uzolexis: It is in Nigeria that pple act holier than thou in church. Judging u by what u wear, everyone wants 2 outshine others n all. Here really pple don't care. You wear what u want 2 church, u have to be decent of course but no one really cares. I can wear a jeans n t-shirt n i'm good 2 go. I don't have 2 plan for a whole week about church outfit like I had 2 do in 9ja. Churches really need 2 focus on things that matter n stop all these discrimination.

MrPresident: cos i can stay in my house and pray, sing, clap, read my bible, and keep 10% of my salary to myself.

starlingslimnet: The Religious people will fry you for this one you talk so ooo..... Looking at it all I Stop going to fellowship altogether cos it's better to fellowship with God than gather with people only to gather for condemnation. If someone. invites me to their fellowship[u] I will go.... and if the pastor preach error I will interrupt him and ask him questions which he cannot answer[/u]...obviously people find it offensive so I decide to stay in my tent and Let them wallow in their self righteousness

mideactive: I no get offering

totorimi:
I did not go because my body is my temple so my church is inside me.

buzquet: I went, bt i jst quick comot bcaz babes no plenty 4 dat church