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Politics / Re: Fayose Kneels Before Bamidele Olumilua, A Former Ondo State Governor (Photos) by Simitrendy: 3:46pm On Oct 04, 2015
Fayose good in pretence and camouflage




In my mind ur just forcing yourself to do it cheesy




Anyways it's all good


Evangelist Olumilua is a man worthy of emulation



Oshokomole ebora toh n fi engine oil je bread



The man that use engine oil as butter to eat bread



Irunmole toh je Fried Rice pelu pakala



smiley


I wish u success in your regime



But allow Fayemi to be a Minister


stop ur slanderous comments about him



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Celebrities / Re: Clarion Chukwura Being Anointed As A Deaconess (Photo) by Simitrendy: 3:39pm On Oct 04, 2015
She con look like a Primary school pupil wey dem dey beat because e no do homework smiley cheesy

Anyways congrats Deaconess




Keep d fire burning for God






My regards to Clarence Peter smiley



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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Simitrendy: 3:36pm On Oct 04, 2015
MrsPhyno:

Okay how can I kill it lol
Go buy mosquito repellant or Raid for crush from those abok.i maybe e fit kill am cheesy smiley
Politics / Re: Fayose Presents Car Gifts To Teachers In Appreciation For Their Hard Works by Simitrendy: 3:18pm On Oct 04, 2015
Fayose is a person who has showed deep love for teachers since his first regime in 2003... He has done good also Congrats to the Best Teacher who will be collecting this gift tomorrow and also Congrats to d Tutor General and The overall headmaster...




Once again Oshokomole Kudos!




Man of the streets



And The Governor of Stomach Infrastructure



smiley cheesy




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Politics / Re: How Ex-president Arranged Arrest of Diezani - Silverbirdtv.com by Simitrendy: 3:06pm On Oct 04, 2015
Let he that thinks he stand take heed, lest he fall




Madueke thought she's above the law...


Nay!



See where and how d law caught her



Politheificians should use her case as a lesson

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Religion / Re: Maiduguri Sunday Explosions, Routine Equipment Testing – Army by Simitrendy: 3:05pm On Oct 04, 2015
I pray God will help Mr President and d armed forces the power to conquer this deadly beast

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Simitrendy: 2:56pm On Oct 04, 2015
MrsPhyno:

Lol I'm doing fine, thank you. Okay so now that you've spoken to me I hope the crush has died? grin
. No nah the crush never die smiley cheesy ......
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Simitrendy: 2:01pm On Oct 04, 2015
MrsPhyno:

Uncle, I'm not your Aunty
If you no wan make I quote you, don't mention me.

Crush by trailer or by building block or what exactly grin How's your Sunday going jare.
. Nah crush by Obajana .
smiley

cheesy



My Sunday mak sns... urs?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Simitrendy: 1:55pm On Oct 04, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Simitrendy
Oga why you dey shout my name up and down grin
smiley cheesy aunty why u con quote me.




Them no tell u say I dey crush on u
Politics / Re: How President Buhari Chose The Ministerial Nominees – Garba Shehu by Simitrendy: 12:21pm On Oct 04, 2015
Don’t forget that he built the country’s
major refineries; Kaduna, Port Harcourt. He
expanded Warri refinery and other major oil
networks from the depots. This worked very well
for the country.
So, he is knowledgeable in that sector. This
country should not be denied his competence




The main reason I want Buhari to be the Minister of Petroleum

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Sports / Re: John Ogu Proposes To Girlfriend On The Pitch (Photos) by Simitrendy: 12:13pm On Oct 04, 2015
Aww..The girl will be so elated... MrsPhyno that could be us smiley cheesy but I am not a footballer

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Politics / Re: Ministerial Screening: Nominees Go Spiritual-New Telegraph by Simitrendy: 11:17am On Oct 04, 2015
I don't care if the Ministerial nominees are fasting or climbing mountains. All I know is that no weapon Ayodele Fayose Oshokomole the Governor who doesn't care about good infrastructures in EKITI buh care about stomach infrastructure won't succeed over Kayode Fayemi... I wonder why m from Ekiti.. This people won't believe that Fayose is such a douchebag he's one of those reason EK ain't moving forward.. He keeps deceiving them with hen that has cocidiosis and rice...and dey wl be rejoicing smh...I wish Ekiti people shld wake up from slumber. he will say Fayemi has put Ekiti in debt, but I can count on nothing less than 12 Fayemi Strides in Ekiti... except for rice and hen Fayose is giving Ekiti I can't count any achievement.. mtcheew.. Hes only good in Libel and slanderous comments...
.. BTW m wishing Amaechi success in the screening.. TBH Fayose shld take all moves.. I know JKF will succeed. Fayose God big pass u

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Education / Re: Below Are The Lists Of Nigerian Institution And Their Various School Fees by Simitrendy: 11:15am On Oct 04, 2015
[quote author=Funbox3 post=38632904]http://blastexam.com/forum2_theme_111962466.xhtml?tema=78


Below are the Lists of Nigerian
Institution and their various school fees
1.) KWARAPOLY : INDEGENE - N28,000

NON INDEGENE - N44,000

2.) LAUTECH : INDEGENE = 65,000 -

NON INDEGENE = N72,500 (STAYLITE -

300L UPWARD = N40,000 to N50,000)

3.) AAUA : = N24,500UNIBEN br /> FRESHERS = N45,000
(STAYLITE

SCIENCE = N14,000, STAYLITE ART =
N12,000)

4.) UNICAL : = N28,000

5.) FUTO : = N48,300 to N49,000

6.) ILARO : = N32,550

7.) AAU := N140,000

8.) KSU :- FRESHERS = N37,500 (200L-
N26,600, 300L - N15,500)

9.) FUTMINNA :- FRESHERS - N37,000
(RETURNING STUDENTS - N20,000)
10.) FEDPOLY ILORA = N59,530

11.) NSUK :- N29,000

12.) MAPOLY :- INDEGENE = N57,000,
NON-INDEGENE = N62,000 (It Varies
With Dept. Some students pay 75,000)

13.) UNN = N50,000

14.) TASUED = N94,000

15.) OSUSTECH = INDEGENE =
N100,000, NON-INDEGENE - N150,000

16.) PLASU = INDEGENE = N50,000


NON-INDEGENE = N100, 000OAU =
N60,000 (faculty - N12,000, it depends
on faculty, but the highest is not more
than 15,000)
17.) FUTA :- FRESHERS = N49,000

(RETURNING = N14,150)UNIZIK =
FRESHERS - N20,100 (RETURNING -
N21,000)
18.) OSUN POLY = N25,500

19.) FEDPOFFA = N17,000

20.) OOU :- FRESHERS = N110,000 to
N250,000 (STAYLITE - N42,000
UPWARD)

21.) ABIA POLY : = N56,550 and
N61,000, (DEPENDING ON THE
DEPARTMENT.)

22.) BUK := N16,000

23.) ABU ZARIA = N23,000, DIPLOMA -

N41,000
24.) ANSU = 100L = N139,000, 200L -

N129,000, 300L - N106,000, 400L AND

500L - N76,000

25.) LEAD CITY UNI = N590,000

26.) KSUTA = FRESHERS - N80,000,.

RETURNING STUDENTS - N53,000

27.) FUNAAB = FRESHERS - N24,000+

(STAYLITE - N14,000)

28.) FEDPOLY NEKEDE = ND1 -

N31,000, ND2 = N24,000

29.) MOUAU = N33,500

30.) FUOYE = N102,000

31.) RUFUS GIWA POLY = N70,000

32.) FEDPOLY ADO = FRESHERS -

N22,000 (STAYLITE-11,000)

33.) I.M.T ENUGU = N49,300

34.) UNIABUJA = N32,500

35.) IMSU = N75,000 AS ACCEPTANCE
FEE,

36.) OSPEL IREE = N25,600

37.) IMSU = INDIGENE - N120,000 (I
thought Gov. Rochas gave Scholarships
to Indigenes) , NON-INDEGENE -
N150,000

38.) POLYIBADAN = N75,000

39.) UNIOSUN = N95000



40.) LASU = IS BTW N195,000 AND
N310,000.

41.) OYO STATE COLLEGE OF
AGRICULTURE = INDEGENE = N47,250,
NON-INDEGENE = N52,250

42.) EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY (EKSU) =
REGULAR = N77,500, PART TIME =
N78,000

43.) UNILORIN = FRESHER = N34,000
TO 37,000, (400L - N14,900, 300L -
N15400, 200L- N16000).
44.) ABSU = N150,000



N/B: Note that this info is correct
at the time of post but
can be subject to edit by forum Admin/mod, for future
update.....!!
[quote].
This post is not correct for Unilorin get ur facts right
Politics / Re: Rivers Gov Poll: Armed DSS Officials Storm Tribunal. by Simitrendy: 10:08pm On Oct 03, 2015
This sh*t was done in EK last year during the Fayose-Fayemi struggle its all good tho but I do wonder maybe DSS are sent from FG.. Coz I see no reason why Soldiers or DSS are intervening tho #TEAManti-WIKE

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Crime / Re: PHOTO: Nigerian Man Brings Out Manhood On London Train, Releases Sperm On Passen by Simitrendy: 9:58pm On Oct 03, 2015
This guy nah dumb fool mehn... Why do Nigerians like disgracing themselves outside naija. Now he has ruined his life with self servicing olosho sha shit! I'm sure he is a bastardized Yoruba man

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Crime / Re: NSCDC Apprehends Five Girls, Brothel Owners Involved In Baby Factory Business by Simitrendy: 9:49pm On Oct 03, 2015

The girls, Chinaza Okoye (18) SS3 student from
Agulu, Anambra state, Ogbu; Gloria (15) SS3
student from Effium, Ebonyi State, Ifeoma Agbo
(21) JSS3 student from Ezzamgbo Ebonyi State,
Esther Ani (23) SS2 student from Agbani, Enugu
State, Aku Udeze Favour (24) SS3 student from
Uzo-Uwani, Enugu State and Lovett Mbamalu (18)
SS2 student from Ifitedunu Anambra State, are
mostly school drop-outs.



You see why Nigeria and Parents need to invest on Education

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Celebrities / Re: Dj Xclusive & Tinuke's White Wedding Today (Photos) by Simitrendy: 9:32pm On Oct 03, 2015
Republlican:
Nice with cool milk factory cheesy smiley
. I smh for u sha nah wetin your eyes see first be that cheesy smiley make we see yours too.
Celebrities / Re: Dj Xclusive & Tinuke's White Wedding Today (Photos) by Simitrendy: 9:31pm On Oct 03, 2015
XCLUSIVE Jeje I pray you will remember this day for JOY lemme start putting wedding on my Mind oh! I'm crushing on MrsPhyno.. will u marry me? smiley cheesy Airforce1 start preparing for ur wedding oh!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Distressed About Abuja Blasts by Simitrendy: 4:38pm On Oct 03, 2015
hinwazaka:
MR PRESIDENT, PLEASE DON'T BE DISTRESSED YET. WE WANT YOU TO USE YOUR TWO EYES TO WITNESS YOUR DOWNFALL AND SOJOURN TO THE GREAT BEYOND TO MEET YOUR ANCESTORS.
Can't believe a reasonable person would pray for his President downfall

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by Simitrendy: 4:20pm On Oct 03, 2015
LWKMD







Job Seekers need ORIENTATION





Simitrendy















The poster below me is Hon Patrick Obihagbon
Politics / Re: How Two Soldiers Were Killed In Boko Haram Ambush by Simitrendy: 4:03pm On Oct 03, 2015
We will defeat Boko Haram @MBuhari

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Celebrities / Re: Top Five Nigerian Covers For International Songs - Iamsynord by Simitrendy: 3:53pm On Oct 03, 2015


4) Wrecking Ball - Naija Boys came through with another major Cover and Hit Song Wrecking Ball remix which was a Cover for Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball single and followed up with a very hilarious Video.


Omo that video funny die NGOZI wey dey form Miley Cyrus cos she need likes... lwkmd. Alubarika by Patoranking sef is a blend from Bob Marley Voice.
Celebrities / Re: Top Five Nigerian Covers For International Songs - Iamsynord by Simitrendy: 2:57pm On Oct 03, 2015
Maybe Azonto by Wizkid... is it International sef.. Airforce1 u too do a cover of International song oo.... Niyola did an international cover of Beyonce ft JayZ Drunk In Love..
Crime / Re: Vietnamese Court Sentences Nigerian To Jail Over Love Scam (Pictured) by Simitrendy: 2:22pm On Oct 03, 2015
Oshanugor James Anyasi, 35, was convicted of
cyber fraud for appropriating other people’s
assets.
35 years old.. he has wasted his life, same thing I use to tell Tosin my nephew to stop hiding his identity on FB to dupe mumu American girls. Maybe if he read this he would change.

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Politics / Re: Ministerial List: Submission Of Petitions Against Nominees Begins Tuesday by Simitrendy: 2:07pm On Oct 03, 2015
It was gathered that the Rivers State Government
and the state chapter of the party had concluded
plans to oppose a former governor of the state,
Rotimi Amaechi, if he was nominated. My question is that What's Nyesom Wike problem over Amaechi. Now I see no reason why the Lion of Ubima won't be a Minister.

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Licks Her Man Face On The Streets Of Paris by Simitrendy: 7:51pm On Oct 02, 2015
From @VectorThaViper Rhymes Cause You Bleached your doesn't make U (Cossy) Enlightened pig. Cossy is a putrid headend bitc*h
Politics / Re: EFCC Seals Former Home Of Nigerian Minister by Simitrendy: 7:47pm On Oct 02, 2015
Simitrendy:
Operatives of Nigeria’s anti-
graft agency, the Economic
and Financial Crimes
Commission, EFCC, have
raided the Abuja home of a
former Minister of Petroleum
Resources, Diezani Alison-
Madueke, few hours after she
was arrested in London.
EFCC agents arrived Mrs.
Alison-Madueke’s palatial
home, located in upmarket
Asokoro district of Abuja, and
sealed the property Friday
evening.
Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke
was on Friday arrested in
London.
The former minister, who
was one of the most powerful
officials of the President
Goodluck Jonathan
administration, was arrested
Friday morning alongside
four other people by the UK
National Crime Agency.
The identities of the four
other people arrested along
with her could not be
immediately ascertained.
PREMIUM TIMES learnt she
was arrested for offences
related to bribery and
corruption being investigated
by the UK National Crime
Agency.
Two top British officials in
London have confirmed the
development to this
newspaper. They requested
not to be named because they
had no permission to speak
on the issue. Source http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/190949-breaking-efcc-seals-abuja-home-of-former-nigerian-minister-alison-madueke.html
Politics / Re: EFCC Seals Former Home Of Nigerian Minister by Simitrendy: 7:37pm On Oct 02, 2015
cc Seun Lalasticlala OAM4J Afam4eva
Politics / EFCC Seals Former Home Of Nigerian Minister by Simitrendy: 7:36pm On Oct 02, 2015
Operatives of Nigeria’s anti-
graft agency, the Economic
and Financial Crimes
Commission, EFCC, have
raided the Abuja home of a
former Minister of Petroleum
Resources, Diezani Alison-
Madueke, few hours after she
was arrested in London.
EFCC agents arrived Mrs.
Alison-Madueke’s palatial
home, located in upmarket
Asokoro district of Abuja, and
sealed the property Friday
evening.
Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke
was on Friday arrested in
London.
The former minister, who
was one of the most powerful
officials of the President
Goodluck Jonathan
administration, was arrested
Friday morning alongside
four other people by the UK
National Crime Agency.
The identities of the four
other people arrested along
with her could not be
immediately ascertained.
PREMIUM TIMES learnt she
was arrested for offences
related to bribery and
corruption being investigated
by the UK National Crime
Agency.
Two top British officials in
London have confirmed the
development to this
newspaper. They requested
not to be named because they
had no permission to speak
on the issue. Source http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/190949-breaking-efcc-seals-abuja-home-of-former-nigerian-minister-alison-madueke.html
Education / Re: Police Uncover Body Of Paul Erie, AAU Abducted Lecturer by Simitrendy: 5:49pm On Oct 02, 2015
stinggy:


Crime is everywhere, stop being myopic!
Is too much in Edo state
Education / Re: Police Uncover Body Of Paul Erie, AAU Abducted Lecturer by Simitrendy: 5:43pm On Oct 02, 2015
.. Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma Edo State Nigeria isn't a good school. Quote Me Anywhere..

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