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Celebrities / Re: Celebrities From Ogun State. by Simitrendy: 9:48pm On May 20, 2016


Odunlade Adekola is from Moba Local Government


Otun Ekiti



in


EKITI STATE


get your facts right.


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Phones / Re: The Fraud In Slot Limited by Simitrendy: 9:40am On Apr 12, 2016
Slot Limited is fake
Ever since 2015 I noticed that Slot Limited in Ekiti State sells fake products.
And I've stopped going there.

They have poor customer services

So many bad things.

I soo much hate them
Celebrities / Re: Top Ten Most Popular Diss Tracks In The Nigerian Music Industry by Simitrendy: 7:35am On Apr 10, 2016
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Iamsynord that Distractions by Vector ft AQ is my best anytime.

The rap was tight, like I was pitying Reminisce


Vector was like Dumb fool u don't frighten Pig. Cause you bleached doesn't make you enlightened pig.

Your album like a bag of chips they made no sale.


Thank God d diss ended cause Reminisce featured in King Kong Remix
Politics / Re: Fayose Closing Down Private Schools In Ekiti by Simitrendy: 7:40pm On Apr 05, 2016
SucreB:
NEVER!! you cannot be from EKiti North (MOBA LGA) and talk this? HAAAAA EYAN!!!! chai!!! people can so mislead? haba! i weep for you dude. how can someone claim to come from Moba and say bad of Fayose. i say may God forgive your mouth. MOBA used to be the worst LGA in Ekiti until this Fayose came and reconstructed the roads leading to MOBA. ever since i was born till Fayose first term, no one can pass tru MOBA road and not take Paracetamol on getting to his/her destination. this man came, constructed this road from Ayetoro-Otun, Oye-Iye-Ilejemeje-Igogo-Otun......to mention but a few. Fayose constructed the dualiasation of Ado-Ekiti road. tell me what other past governors have done. if this man should collect tax from school, its not too much, moreso, the picture here is nothing to write about, so its ok to shut it before they put another thing into the children's head, a school should be conducive for reading. please stop feeding peeps with lies or are you the younger bros to LIAR Mohhamed??

Smh take a deep look at the sentence you constructed.

Are you making sense?

Get a life.
Politics / Re: Fayose Closing Down Private Schools In Ekiti by Simitrendy: 7:37pm On Apr 05, 2016
MrImole:


Hahahahahahaha e pain the bastard!

Mad man! Why won't you curse my generation since you belong to a wasted one...

Don't cry yet because your life was not entirely destroyed by me, "no b life u come so o, abeg end am"
were omo irankiran.


You no go ever find wetin you like the only bastard in Ekiti state.

Keep quoting me, it's a very fast way to meet your creator.

Calling you a moro.n is an insult to stupid people.

Lol u seem pained cause you're the one cursing here




I'm sure you and your families are part of those who collected 1 bowl of rice from Fayose. Standing under sun to collect a chicken with coccidiosis.

Your stupidit.y is just like peak milk its in you.

Greet your useless father and your dumbass mother tell them they gave birth to a nincompoop son.

PS your picture is as ugly as your mind.
Politics / Re: Fayose Closing Down Private Schools In Ekiti by Simitrendy: 4:28pm On Apr 05, 2016
MrImole:

Which girl? The one you gave me? You know the honorable representing my consistuency? The same Olasca you campaigned against because he doesn't belong in your killer's party, I know what you guys did in Moba to subdue the wish of the people.

"grow up" is a slogan of you guys especially when the person has refused to be foolish like you.

Take it or leave it, Ekiti is for PDP.


Why are you acting like a putrid hardened ass nigga.a whose birth certificate are apology letter from condom factories.

Dunce be wise for once and don't be a bobblehead.

You quote me next I won't take it easy with your generation.


Bitc.h ass nigg.a
Politics / Re: Fayose Closing Down Private Schools In Ekiti by Simitrendy: 1:32pm On Apr 05, 2016
MrImole:


Ajegbodo n weni kunra.

You have already stated your predicament in your signature...
Your life's indeed a bitch, close your eyes and hope for a better life by jumping in front of an oncoming vehicle.
I have friends from Moba, they are all responsible and easy going.


Moba bastard!

Lmao I've friends from Ido-Osi that are responsible starting from your House of Assembly Member. Olasca and they are useful.

You need to act your age and not your girl's age.
Politics / Re: Fayose Closing Down Private Schools In Ekiti by Simitrendy: 11:47am On Apr 05, 2016
MrImole:



Madman, I'm from Ido/OSI LG, I know everything about Ekiti politics more than you.

Which flaws are you here to correct? The way you corrected Dr Fayemi? You can keep telling yourself that but the truth is that you hate Basorun Fayose.

We're proud of our Governor and we are not complaining, stop being bitter...

U sound like a life ruined. smh
Politics / Re: Fayose Closing Down Private Schools In Ekiti by Simitrendy: 11:03am On Apr 05, 2016
MrImole:


Keep hating, he still paid a full salary in February with the meagre 1.3billion he collects as allocation (mind you, the wage bill in Ekiti is 2.8billion) he's promised the workers that two months allocation will be used in paying for a month salary.

Who cares if you are from Moba or Ilejemeje? It's obvious that you hate the man and you would do anything to bring his government down.
Repent and have peace of mind.

I'm sure you aren't living in Ekiti. You are talking as if you got informants in Ekiti.

You just spit all this trash out of your mediocrity.

I don't hate his government cause I'm part and parcel of it. That's why I'm here to correct some of his flaws.

Mind you I've got peace of mind. And next time if you ain't sure bout you wanna type, don't type.

Alas you're tagged as an ignoramus cretin.
Politics / Re: Fayose Closing Down Private Schools In Ekiti by Simitrendy: 9:07am On Apr 05, 2016
mezzop:
[i][/i]...@you....
You call him devourer.... No lie, u are adding dis sense of democratic party..I work in a school in lagos and a member of d management board..I know how much we pay.¤so don't complain

Hey. take a look at what you just typed.


Are you making any sense?

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Politics / Re: Fayose Closing Down Private Schools In Ekiti by Simitrendy: 8:08am On Apr 05, 2016
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Haha! This what I'm expecting from a nitwit agbero who came from Ibadan to Ekiti.

Before any dunderhead come and quote me I'm from Ekiti State. Moba Local Government to be precise. I stay in the State Capital and I know what's up bout Ek.

I wrote this article on my last post on NL when a page was moved to the front praising Fayose as the best Governor.

Lemme address this that Peter Ayodele Fayose is a Propaganda man. He has nothing to offer

June 2014 when the likes of JKF and MOB where talking bout Manifestoes that will turn Ekiti around.

My brother Fayose was busy putting Poster round Ekiti saying "Meet your Next Governor" he was shouting and barking like a dog threatening to expose JKF.

No manifestoes. No good campaign promises.

A shallow man with a shallow brain, He's only in Ekiti to come and take his own share as a Governor no good plans.

Now back to the tax he's collecting its true. he's collecting 1,000 from every pupils and students of private schools. Where is the money going to?

How many strides has Fayose laid? Is it light up Basiri? or the recent flag off of the Fly over at Fajuyi? or his useless stomach infrastructure?

Ekiti don't know what they are in for.

Just of recent a man working with Government House told me he won't pay full salary for State Workers and in turn state workers rejected it so he's telling them to wait for allocation.

I stand corrected the last time any worker in Ekiti is paid was last year November.

Not only tax from student alone he's also collecting from Butchers 1,000 per 1 cow wink

He's a devourer

He's a scam


I rejoice with Ekiti cause this what they want.

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Politics / Re: Zuriel Oduwole Who Interviewed Buhari Has To Say This After The Encounter by Simitrendy: 9:56pm On Apr 03, 2016
MonPro:
Girl if you were born and resident in nigeria. Buhari and his fellow he-goats from the Allah region would probably have stolen you from school and taken your virginity at 10.
You will also be forced to wear a dirty smelling burka/hijab while in captivity in a pedophilic Emir's palace.

Did i also mention that while your womb breeds almajiris for them, their own daughters will be in the best schools in UK and US with school fees paid for 4 years in advance but they'll tell your parents to accept their fate.

Anyday you wake up just thank God you are not resident in a zoo ruled like an Arab jungle by the Pedophilic dulllard that you just interviewed. You are lucky but many are not!

I must confess I really love guys who can come out here to say the truth even when everyone knows it and are hiding under false.

You don't need to answer some simpleton, dunderheads and dork niggas who're gonna quote you with curses.

They know nothing and that's why most of them will die in darkness.

The holy Bible says that "My people perish because they lack wisdom".

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Politics / Re: Fayose Better Than Other Nigerian Politician - Photos Speak by Simitrendy: 7:27pm On Apr 03, 2016
[quote author=Haryohdeji post=44373621][/quote]
And which research has this ignoramus nincompoop conducted
Jerk off if u ain't got nothing good to say.
Politics / Re: Fayose Better Than Other Nigerian Politician - Photos Speak by Simitrendy: 7:27pm On Apr 03, 2016
[quote author=Haryohdeji post=44373621][/quote]
And which research has this ignoramus nincompoop conducted
Jerk off if u ain't got nothing good to say.
Politics / Re: Fayose Better Than Other Nigerian Politician - Photos Speak by Simitrendy: 3:50pm On Apr 03, 2016
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I think is stupi.d to call Fayose a better politician.

Y'all will stay in Lagos,Benin or anywhere and will be shouting here on NL that Fayose is the best governor its crae like seriously.
I'm from Ekiti state and I also reside in Ekiti. I know what's up with Fayose led stomach infrastructure government I know how people are shouting here. No good work infrastructures in Ek. You are doing a flyover at Fajuyi where there are less busy works. Are u doing it as a centre for attraction. Oja Oba is there u can't put it there where is always rowdy and most busy.

You're collecting 1,000 Naira from every private students and pupils as tax. U collected from my younger ones that's 2,000 for what. Where's is the infrastructure. where's is the dividend of democracy?
You think well to do people in Ek will run after your rice and chicken with coccidiosis.

You charge every worker in Ekiti for tax be it employed or non-employed its funny for Peter Fayose to even charge a butcher 1000 per cow everyday without counting on nothing in Ekiti except tax.

Your workers here in Ekiti are suffering in silence
You've not paid 3 good month salary. And when its Sunday u and Feyi Fayose will be the ones to start prostrating and kneeling down in church. Who are YOU deceiving? Even the Holy Bible emphasises on paying Labourers after work done

The tax you make in Ekiti is 10 times the amount slated for workers salary but to pay them is hard.

You can afford taking Rogba to Covenant University with no stress his elder ones spends more time in UK. He himself spends much time there.
But is education in Ekiti worth something writing 'bout.

The same green snake under the green grass stopped paying for WAEC fees which other governors since 1999 do.

In case you don't know Ekiti people knows you're dubious! A scam!

Someone whose conscience is judging him bout June 2014 Election.

We will stop here
#BIBIRECOALITION

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Jokes Etc / Re: Man Covers ATM With His Cloth: Where Is This Guy From? by Simitrendy: 8:02pm On Apr 02, 2016
kolnel:
Ekiti state

Stu.pid asshole

Jerk Dumbass dunce simpleton

Putrid hardened ass nigg.a
Romance / Re: Chilling With Pinkjacket.. Studio Session In 30minutes by Simitrendy: 7:28am On Apr 02, 2016
SAINTSAMURAI:
I thought u said, u broke up with her? abi ur head nor correct again, with ur cultural songs dat u sang, inbetween u look like fulani herdsmen.


Lol Haha! his songs like cultural songs.

You're crazy dawg
Romance / Re: 10 Statements Ladies Normally Use To Lure Guys To Bed by Simitrendy: 9:43pm On Apr 01, 2016
wristbangle:
11. Will you pass the night at my house?

There is this beautiful lady I had crush on few years ago but I couldn't approach her simply because I am a shy person, not knowing that she has same feelings for me. So one day I was stranded at 10pm in Ajah because I didn't hold my ATM and I had no kobo in my pocket, meanwhile I reside at Sango Ota. The few airtime left in my phone was what I used in calling her since she stays at ajah. I requested for N1,000 if can she borrow me as I will pay her the next day through ATM transfer. She was like, Emma, don't you value your life? It's already late na. Why can't you pass the night in my house? After much pestering from her I gave in and she prepared one mesmerising meal that sparked my brain. As if that's all, she even helped me in removing my shirt and start touching those sensitive part of my body meanwhile my joystick was already dancing and saying "Praise the Lord oo". One thing led to another thing and the rest is history. cheesycheesy

The guy below me mumu die cry. Make I see that opportunity, that babe go hail me tire.
Lol creative asshole
Romance / Re: 10 Statements Ladies Normally Use To Lure Guys To Bed by Simitrendy: 9:39pm On Apr 01, 2016
vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex. grin

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date sad

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear undecided)

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef angry

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef cry

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Lol its still the same man.

You really gained her trust.
Romance / Re: Why Are Men So Selfish During Sex? by Simitrendy: 4:42pm On Mar 28, 2016
vizkiz:
hmmmmn...Men sometimes go through stress during the day and his babe bringing her own ish later at night night is just yet another stress. Most of them try pleasing her but you can't really cheat nature (which makes them sleep off immediately after sex most times).

About a guy cuming quicker than drops of rain I guess it is because he has too much sugar in his body system he should go for stuffs popularly known as jedi. Tell him to go find solution to that it will help him last longer and at the same time satisfy your sexual desires.


Bruh! Lol my best dawg on NL. always making sense. Haha!

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Romance / Re: Guy Gets His Iphone Back From Ex-Girlfriend by Simitrendy: 4:32pm On Mar 08, 2016
MrsPhyno:
The guy is lame please
Why give something temporarily?
He seems immature.
Lol who knows maybe it because of d iPhone the girl is dating d guy grin
Romance / Re: What's The First Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by Simitrendy: 9:56am On Feb 11, 2016
MrsPhyno:

lol yes what did i do

@topic the face I guess. Thats just human nature.

Yeah that's true but some girls nature differ too, most of them like confidence while some looks at d guy dress sense and body smell, u know this now
Romance / Re: What's The First Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by Simitrendy: 2:28pm On Feb 10, 2016
I won't type here until my crush MrsPhyno 😀😀😀😁😃
Romance / Re: 2 Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket9 Love Up In New Photos by Simitrendy: 4:14pm On Jan 28, 2016
Oga Airfoce1 where your hand dey for d second pix

grin
Romance / Re: How Did You Woo Your Girlfriend? by Simitrendy: 10:56am On Jan 27, 2016
powerfulsettingz:
I never woo I just date by chance however I am in the same situation with op now, there was this girl I was trying to woo 4 nights ago, we had never talked before, so she came out to buy something and I followed her, stopped her then she said what's my problem, I was like see this stewpid thing, but I had to swallow my pride and I said my problem is her digit, i need it, she looked at me and said I don't have a phone and if u follow me again I will slap you, that's how all the feelings fly off the I told her slap me and then tell ur people to arrange how u want ur funeral to go....... She looked at me and was shocked......
I hate abusive and insulting ladies


Lmao man .. U no be lover boy at all
Romance / Re: I Finally Called Him Last Night! We Didnt Break Up. by Simitrendy: 9:31pm On Jan 04, 2016
vizkiz:


I never mentioned I gave a furck about you or your rich boyfriend who just got the latest car in town grin

I just aired my opinion about fools using their life savings to get something worthless wink

I love ur spirit G...

Your type is rare...

I'm gonna start rolling with u.

grin

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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Revelations From The Don Jazzy And Olamide Showdown At The Headies by Simitrendy: 4:28pm On Jan 03, 2016
This case should be closed.. I would have talked to Olamide' management on this ish but I'm kinda busy.


One thing Nigerian Artiste don't know is that beefs do destroy career just like it destroyed Eedris Abdulkareem own.

And concerning this award, Like seriously! If Animashaun and Headies Crew used d Voting honestly then Reekado is the winner . Last year who will believe that Runtown won't win the next rated . It has to go.

Then what Don Jazzy said is sh*t its a little or full pride. He shouldn't have said it



Lil Kesh is good but vulgar language are most in his lyrics. Damn! I don't allow my younger ones to listen to his song.

But Reekado Banks is a lil better.




In short Nigeria Music Industry has a long way to go.




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Music/Radio / Re: Top 6 Art Cover Of Nairaland Artists 2015! ;) by Simitrendy: 9:43am On Jan 01, 2016



Airforce1 my man



grin



Romance / Re: She Hasn't Said Yes But She's Asking For Money by Simitrendy: 9:01pm On Dec 31, 2015
My brother Run for your Life. A girl that has not accepted your proposal and she's asking for money



We term them as



Gold Digger



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