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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Second Child Is Almost Out, Seeks Prayers From His Fans by Simitrendy: 6:05pm On May 09, 2017 |
Chiefpriest1: you're not old school brother, you don't dry all your clothes in the sun |
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Abubaka Lajada For Nigeria's President In 2019 (Photos) by Simitrendy: 2:00pm On May 09, 2017 |
Shelloween: Are you making any sense seriously |
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Abubaka Lajada For Nigeria's President In 2019 (Photos) by Simitrendy: 2:00pm On May 09, 2017 |
Shelloween: [b] Are you making any sense seriously [/b7] |
Phones / Re: Drop A Screenshot Of Your Homescreen by Simitrendy: 8:46am On May 05, 2017 |
teewhizzy4real:That's Unilorin Tab |
Crime / Lady Enters One Chance In Abuja, She Was Robbed Of Her Bag, Phone & Was Beaten by Simitrendy: 7:28pm On May 04, 2017 |
This Facebook user lamented about how she encountered with one chance robbery while she was going to Kubuwa. May God protect us all 1 Like 1 Share
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Politics / Re: Against The Run Of Play - By Olusegun Adeniyi.... Just Finished Reading It by Simitrendy: 9:19pm On May 01, 2017 |
FirstCounsel:Please how and where did you get it? |
Politics / Re: Fayose Declares Ekiti Part Of Biafra by Simitrendy: 10:29am On Apr 26, 2017 |
PresidentMUGABE:Lagata opodo, oponu ayerada, you're the miscreant here with that your first post. |
Politics / Re: Jonathan: Stella Oduah Hates Me Up Till Today For Sacking Her As Aviation Minist by Simitrendy: 10:19am On Apr 26, 2017 |
fallout87: You're so sensible bro! |
Politics / Re: Fayose Declares Ekiti Part Of Biafra by Simitrendy: 9:43am On Apr 26, 2017 |
PresidentMUGABE: You're high on weed! |
Business / Re: South African Netflorist Is Uncomfortable Selling To A Nigerian Man by Simitrendy: 3:33pm On Apr 25, 2017 |
obstead200: Some people like me would prefer ordering online than entering the shop or mall. I prefer online buying |
Business / Re: South African Netflorist Is Uncomfortable Selling To A Nigerian Man by Simitrendy: 3:31pm On Apr 25, 2017 |
Because of this useless Xenophobia I stopped shopping from shoprite. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Photos: Dino Melayes Security Car, Caravan, Wall Riddled With Bullets by Simitrendy: 11:18pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
GrandFinale2017: They need to sign this law against cyber bullying stuff, because of the likes of you. |
Celebrities / Re: Tekno, His Girlfriend, Lola Rae & Selebobo Rock Night Club by Simitrendy: 10:33am On Apr 14, 2017 |
missnawty:big cassava for two. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: David Oloyelogun Emerges New Speaker Of Ondo House Of Assembly by Simitrendy: 2:59pm On Apr 03, 2017 |
OkoYiboz: Lol badt guy 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: Lagos PDP Uncomfortable With Tinubu, Fayose’s Romance by Simitrendy: 12:57pm On Apr 03, 2017 |
ettybaba: Omoluabi, Afenifere Quote 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Lagos PDP Uncomfortable With Tinubu, Fayose’s Romance by Simitrendy: 12:54pm On Apr 03, 2017 |
CROWNWEALTH019: I'm not reasoning with you, There's no APC caucus belonging to JKF, they're United in EKITI State. Tho so many MVP candidates in the 2018 election, but your point about Tinubu falling JKF hand is invalid |
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by Simitrendy: 9:29pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
howfarwhatagwan: Yo! |
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by Simitrendy: 9:29pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
howfarwhatagwan: [b] Yo! [/] 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by Simitrendy: 9:24pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
GetUmad: Brodie I tell you, criticism is like evaluating by the merits and faults, these people do wack lyrics and y'all be screaming and shouting they're commercial artist, when they head to Grammy's Award they will now start shouting the Americans are full of racist, Abegi check your lyrics do you deserved to be nominated or even attend 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by Simitrendy: 9:13pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Adiwana: Lmao, yes that's Father Stretch My Hand part 1 of Life of Pablo Album, but his lyrics were always making sense then. I love the Ultralight Beam song in the album |
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by Simitrendy: 9:05pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
suzan404: Does criticism go in hand with hatred Seriously you need to wise up He wrote how he feels about this musicians and Nigeria music have a long way to go, forget commercial singers. Skin Tight was given an award with one of the best organising annual music award, take a glance at the lyrics and compare to Chance the Rapper songs and Adele songs given award by American Grammy Awards. No offence Tho, cause I too do listen to Eazi Songs, I've his Accra to Lagos Mixtape Album on my playlist so no hate 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by Simitrendy: 8:58pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
GetUmad: Seriously bruh, I love your comment bout Naija pop, I don't really like em, but sometimes just to like chill or hear stuffs to make me alright I listen to them, seriously exclusion of no artist in Naija all their lyrics is wack, I've not seen anyone even the so called superstar Wizkid, but because them be our people we go hear them, and marketing stuffs. you dig? The US rappers too have wack lyrics, seriously except the likes of Jay Z, Chance the Rapper, Kanye, Nas, Maybe Drake sha and Eminem, Kendrick Lamar . All this other rappers too been wack, I listen to trap music and I know how wack Young Thug, Travis Scoot and Lil Uzi Vert lyrics are. to the extent that I read a write up that Bill Gates wants to offer Young Thug $9.5Million or something like that to stop music. Why because lyrics are wack is all about weed and puss.y and illegal money. His voice sounds pale and sick and that's his selling point. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Is It That Hard For Someone To Have A Girl Friend In Nigeria by Simitrendy: 8:30pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
[b] Hello Single Spiritual brother.. Calvary greetings I bring to you. I have heard of your single state and decided to write to you about the things that has made you single till now.. First, bros.. Decency is good but there's nothing attractive about wearing an oversized black coat on top a bogus red shirt and a heavily huge blue tie with a trouser large enough to serve as bedsheet for my entire village. I know you speak in tongues, I know you have all the gifts of the spirit but it's woman you'll marry na, not spirit. So your packaging matters kwa. It's not all about inner content. Package the inner spiritual man well with outer beauty and class. You cannot be dressing like one illiterate from Congo and you're wooing a sister than is a bank manager. Bros, check it na, it's not fair.. And yes, I also know you've read the Bible back to back. I know, but understand that when you take a sister out on a date, it's not bible study or prayer meeting. It's a date; talk about things like vision, fun, dreams, social issues, ETC. Learn about other things, be updated, read books, see TV series, follow conversations on social media, be intelligent in conversations biko.. And see eh.. When you love a lady, don't go and just tell her that God said she's your wife. Is that all the reason you'd want her? You sef you no follow see her awesomeness? Compliment her biko.. Tell her there's just no woman like her.. Don't quote Bible while wooing her. Lol If you must quote Bible, let it be from songs of Solomon.. Talk like a man, a natural man. Look her in the eye and communicate how you feel.. And biko remember to wear a nice cologne. There's nothing holy about having a body odour no matter how much you speak on tongues.. Uhmm, Telling your pastor to talk to a lady for you eh, that thing is childish. Na pastor wan marry am? Approach a woman yourself o. Talk to her. Sending your father in the lord to talk to her makes you look immature. She wants a confident man not some timid spiritual man. Buy her gifts, not just Bible. She has Bible already na. Buy her chocolate, phone, clothes, shoes, just buy her something relatable to her, not bible. I'm not saying Bible is not good but she has Bible na. If you're always saying everything that is fine is demonic like lipstick, classy clothes, good living and ETC, you'll bore and irritate her. If everything is a sin, wetin person wan enjoy again for this life? Conclusively, Spiritual brother. Learn to make a woman laugh. Learn to be less serious sometimes. We are not yet in heaven, having some lovely time and fun is not evil.. You can hold hands with her and give her a hug when she's worried.. If won't steal your salvation.. There are lots of things to still say, but as times goes I will write to you on these matters that concern your single state. Sisters, tag a spiritual brother and share.. [/b][b][b] Hello Single Spiritual brother.. Calvary greetings I bring to you. I have heard of your single state and decided to write to you about the things that has made you single till now.. First, bros.. Decency is good but there's nothing attractive about wearing an oversized black coat on top a bogus red shirt and a heavily huge blue tie with a trouser large enough to serve as bedsheet for my entire village. I know you speak in tongues, I know you have all the gifts of the spirit but it's woman you'll marry na, not spirit. So your packaging matters kwa. It's not all about inner content. Package the inner spiritual man well with outer beauty and class. You cannot be dressing like one illiterate from Congo and you're wooing a sister than is a bank manager. Bros, check it na, it's not fair.. And yes, I also know you've read the Bible back to back. I know, but understand that when you take a sister out on a date, it's not bible study or prayer meeting. It's a date; talk about things like vision, fun, dreams, social issues, ETC. Learn about other things, be updated, read books, see TV series, follow conversations on social media, be intelligent in conversations biko.. And see eh.. When you love a lady, don't go and just tell her that God said she's your wife. Is that all the reason you'd want her? You sef you no follow see her awesomeness? Compliment her biko.. Tell her there's just no woman like her.. Don't quote Bible while wooing her. Lol If you must quote Bible, let it be from songs of Solomon.. Talk like a man, a natural man. Look her in the eye and communicate how you feel.. And biko remember to wear a nice cologne. There's nothing holy about having a body odour no matter how much you speak on tongues.. Uhmm, Telling your pastor to talk to a lady for you eh, that thing is childish. Na pastor wan marry am? Approach a woman yourself o. Talk to her. Sending your father in the lord to talk to her makes you look immature. She wants a confident man not some timid spiritual man. Buy her gifts, not just Bible. She has Bible already na. Buy her chocolate, phone, clothes, shoes, just buy her something relatable to her, not bible. I'm not saying Bible is not good but she has Bible na. If you're always saying everything that is fine is demonic like lipstick, classy clothes, good living and ETC, you'll bore and irritate her. If everything is a sin, wetin person wan enjoy again for this life? Conclusively, Spiritual brother. Learn to make a woman laugh. Learn to be less serious sometimes. We are not yet in heaven, having some lovely time and fun is not evil.. You can hold hands with her and give her a hug when she's worried.. If won't steal your salvation.. There are lots of things to still say, but as times goes I will write to you on these matters that concern your single state. Sisters, tag a spiritual brother and share.. [/b][/b][b] Hello Single Spiritual brother.. Calvary greetings I bring to you. I have heard of your single state and decided to write to you about the things that has made you single till now.. First, bros.. Decency is good but there's nothing attractive about wearing an oversized black coat on top a bogus red shirt and a heavily huge blue tie with a trouser large enough to serve as bedsheet for my entire village. I know you speak in tongues, I know you have all the gifts of the spirit but it's woman you'll marry na, not spirit. So your packaging matters kwa. It's not all about inner content. Package the inner spiritual man well with outer beauty and class. You cannot be dressing like one illiterate from Congo and you're wooing a sister than is a bank manager. Bros, check it na, it's not fair.. And yes, I also know you've read the Bible back to back. I know, but understand that when you take a sister out on a date, it's not bible study or prayer meeting. It's a date; talk about things like vision, fun, dreams, social issues, ETC. Learn about other things, be updated, read books, see TV series, follow conversations on social media, be intelligent in conversations biko.. And see eh.. When you love a lady, don't go and just tell her that God said she's your wife. Is that all the reason you'd want her? You sef you no follow see her awesomeness? Compliment her biko.. Tell her there's just no woman like her.. Don't quote Bible while wooing her. Lol If you must quote Bible, let it be from songs of Solomon.. Talk like a man, a natural man. Look her in the eye and communicate how you feel.. And biko remember to wear a nice cologne. There's nothing holy about having a body odour no matter how much you speak on tongues.. Uhmm, Telling your pastor to talk to a lady for you eh, that thing is childish. Na pastor wan marry am? Approach a woman yourself o. Talk to her. Sending your father in the lord to talk to her makes you look immature. She wants a confident man not some timid spiritual man. Buy her gifts, not just Bible. She has Bible already na. Buy her chocolate, phone, clothes, shoes, just buy her something relatable to her, not bible. I'm not saying Bible is not good but she has Bible na. If you're always saying everything that is fine is demonic like lipstick, classy clothes, good living and ETC, you'll bore and irritate her. If everything is a sin, wetin person wan enjoy again for this life? Conclusively, Spiritual brother. Learn to make a woman laugh. Learn to be less serious sometimes. We are not yet in heaven, having some lovely time and fun is not evil.. You can hold hands with her and give her a hug when she's worried.. If won't steal your salvation.. There are lots of things to still say, but as times goes I will write to you on these matters that concern your single state. Sisters, tag a spiritual brother and share.. [/b] |
Romance / Re: 9 Ways To Win A Woman’s Heart by Simitrendy: 8:12pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Using Another Guy To Play Games With Me by Simitrendy: 8:07pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
Chibydinho: You the man bro! |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Using Another Guy To Play Games With Me by Simitrendy: 8:00pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
Chibydinho: If she chooses the guy, that's her problem bro. I mean the population of women to men is extreme, so you gotta brace up and stop slacking men! I mean you can do much more than relationship. I've been in this Stu.pid and kind of senseless relationship, tho I was in my year 1 then. and I'm not going back to a non matured relationship again. So you gotta act like the man, you act like there's no love lost and no love found. And don't be driven by your emotions. Let the girl respect you. Am sure this your girl is one of those girls who're in a relationship and has any problem with the relationship, they later resort in ranting on social media 1 Like |
Business / Re: Ladies Pose On The Floor At Shoprite, Umuahia (Photos) by Simitrendy: 4:38pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
Kondomatic: I swear you're a dunderhead 1 Like |
Career / Re: Top 10 Richest Lawyers In Nigeria 2017 - Law Repository Nigeria by Simitrendy: 10:04pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
iamnicer: Big lie, Aare Afe Babalola and Wole Olanipekun have great impacts and strides in Ekiti Take a vivid look of Job opportunities in EKITI-STATE through Afe Babalola University Ado Ekiti 5 Likes |
Crime / Re: The Evil Girls In Babcock University by Simitrendy: 8:53pm On Mar 24, 2017 |
Twaci: Goddammit! She shoulda not talked about money, she just showed that whatever that was posted about munachii was true. I used to hear bout the kind of fake life BU girls do live. Bleeping rich men and all kind of men around. And the school is a Christian university. so bad! 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Fayose Distributes Rice And N200 After Eating N100 Buka Rice by Simitrendy: 4:01pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
vizkiz: Baba we're still fountain of knowledge, we still sabi 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo Visits Club Rumours Wall Of Fame As Grand Opening Holds Friday by Simitrendy: 4:36pm On Mar 21, 2017 |
vizkiz: I'm alright brodie, what about you? tables turned and you forgot your real G |
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