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CrimeRe: Bank Robbery In FESTAC Town by Simitrendy: 9:33am On Oct 13, 2015
Social security and Police


Any Police on NL
EducationRe: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Simitrendy: 9:28am On Oct 13, 2015


Hilarious facts about UNILORIN


I used have comment since but ino get time grin


(1) That's the only school where they want no hairstyle.

I mean if you dress anyhow or u mistakenly grin barb hairstyle.. I swear u go sleep prison.


(2) UNILORIN gives you tablet PC and d next day the tab might spoil :

(3) In UNILORIN you must be afraid of the gatekeepers than the VC


(4) If you are living in Oke-Odo you're a bad boy grin


(5) You want to go on a date with a fine babe, and you want a good place Nah KFC eateries


(6) You make noise inside d school hostel you might be lucky to meet your name amongst misconduct students


(7) If you don't study hard you will face Tanke, Tanke sef don full.. u will face Offa Garage grin


(cool Engineering boys are the most awkward students.


(9) Many lecturers there taught the VC. But that doesn't stop VC from lambasting them grin

(10) Zoology is the most feared course.





PoliticsRe: Tribunal Upholds Stella Oduah's Election by Simitrendy: 9:12am On Oct 13, 2015
permsec:
If after booking space and nothing to contribute, then y'all need to be probed.
Them suppose probe you too.



Y are u looking for space bookers.



If we don't book space, who will?


Tell me. who will?


grin
PoliticsRe: Senate Insists, No More Bow And Go For Ministerial Nominees by Simitrendy: 9:08am On Oct 13, 2015
Y'all must bow for Lion of Ubima.




And he must go to the Ministry of Niger Delta.
PoliticsRe: Tribunal Upholds Stella Oduah's Election by Simitrendy: 9:02am On Oct 13, 2015



Stella Oduah that former Aviation Minister.



Wey dey buy fleets of car like say tomorrow no dey.




Person wey be say Nah Nigeria Prison Services suppose uphold


Nah Nigeria court con uphold her.



Continue!


grin


CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Vs Iyanya's Girlfriend Freda:Who Rocks The Print Dress Better?(pics by Simitrendy: 8:01am On Oct 13, 2015



Nah Toke Makinwa jor




I dey crush on her



grin



CelebritiesRe: Genevieve And Oris Erheuro In 'Road To Yesterday', Bath Together (Photo) by Simitrendy: 7:54am On Oct 13, 2015
lanrei:
Na all female celeb be your own crush
grin smiley

No be all oh!
PoliticsRe: Fayose Releases His Phone Number To Ekiti People by Simitrendy: 7:52am On Oct 13, 2015



Fayose isn't ready for good governance.


So he knows that no government can finish all d works and infrastructure in a state at a particular span.

He just gave out his PA number.

I'm short of words to say about Fayose but I won't like people to start comparing Fayose with Awolowo and d likes.


RomanceRe: Advice Urgently Needed! by Simitrendy: 11:15pm On Oct 12, 2015
Olayinka8793:
noted bro thanks,actually the deafness has defied both medical and spiritual interventions,hav been to and conducted audiogram test or whatever they called it at LASU and a hearing aid was prescribed but still no positive result after been tested on me,as for the waking part I have control over it so am not addicted,u know it is better than patronizing ashis.
Don't worry bro sorrow might last for a night but joy cometh in d morning.

U will share your testimony very soon. Uno God can wrath miracles in your life.

If you're closer to him, he will solve the deafness. Keep praying, trusting and obeying.

God will restore your hearing back. And at least thrice in 2 months go for medical check up in ENT dept of a good hospital if its Luth. or UTH Ibadan.


Its better you stop that thing u hear grin uno that prevention is better than cure.


Satan might use it as a barrier to your next testimony wink
RomanceRe: Advice Urgently Needed! by Simitrendy:



Disability doesn't mean inability.


Tho I've seen a girl deaf tho she isn't mentally and physically fit.

And she's studying Law at JABU and she has a boyfriend.



Visit a good hospitals that has Ear Nose and Throat Dept.


Or a good Teaching Hospital they offer earphones (hearing aids) for deaf people, so at least you can still use it.


But def u WL still find some1 who's gonna love you without looking or thinking of your disability.



BTW stop that Konji, I mean the masturbation of a thing.

Why not keep yourself sexually pure, Remember that your destiny is in your hand grin





There's a popular pastor called Pastor Nick. Shebi is someone that married him. Even tho he can't walk. He doesn't have leg.



Someone still married him

PoliticsRe: Namadi Sambo Hospitalized In US For Knee Surgery - Photo by Simitrendy: 10:22pm On Oct 12, 2015



Quick recovery


RomanceRe: My Experience With A Male Gold Digger by Simitrendy: 10:21pm On Oct 12, 2015
Vikky014:
hmmmm
undecided




undecided


undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Of This Generation Like Booty So Much?? by Simitrendy: 10:12pm On Oct 12, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Damn! shocked
See yansh like heaven tongue[/color]
.


So u don dey compare yansh with heaven


so yansh big like heaven

smh

grin


Art, Graphics & VideoRe: See What He Made With Water Melon (photo) by Simitrendy: 9:59pm On Oct 12, 2015
Wow!


Cool


I love it


Creative
CelebritiesRe: PHOTO: E- Money's Golden Dining Room by Simitrendy: 9:47pm On Oct 12, 2015
Sweetyie:
U hate money abi
grin

I fit link you to E Money.



Nah me and the guy dey here for one stripper.s club.




wink
CelebritiesRe: PHOTO: E- Money's Golden Dining Room by Simitrendy: 9:46pm On Oct 12, 2015
Sweetyie:
U hate money abi
grin

I fit link you to E Money.



Nah me and the guy dey here for one stripper.s club.




grin
CelebritiesRe: PHOTO: E- Money's Golden Dining Room by Simitrendy: 9:44pm On Oct 12, 2015
quiinnBee:
broke guys be like....
grin

Even sef I broke I still rich pass the Governor of your state. wink
PoliticsRe: EFCC Chairman Lamorde Sues The Sun Newspaper For N1billion by Simitrendy: 9:37pm On Oct 12, 2015




I think say dem still dey investigate this Lamorode.




Where on Earth did he want Sun Newspapers to get that money


grin






BTW this OZAOEKPE is turning to nuisance on NL.






Until when mods ban him he won't wise up. wink




CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Fuji Star Obesere & His Hot Dancers In A Three-some On Stage by Simitrendy: 9:34pm On Oct 12, 2015



Shey people stl dey hear this man song.




See as his face be like amala.



grin



All those girls are Yucky!







Y dem no go talk say he rape person



Olosho!



CelebritiesRe: PHOTO: E- Money's Golden Dining Room by Simitrendy: 9:33pm On Oct 12, 2015
Sweetyie:
This is money. The name suits him
U go like money


CelebritiesRe: PHOTO: E- Money's Golden Dining Room by Simitrendy: 9:26pm On Oct 12, 2015
Owo ni Koko



The money Team





Money over Bitche.s



PoliticsRe: Senators Investigating Petitions Against The Ministerial Nominees (Photos) by Simitrendy: 9:04pm On Oct 12, 2015



Nigeria politics is nothing to write home about.



U see politicians have this eccentric and anomalous behaviour.



Amaechi is facing petition



Why?



Because Nyesom Wike has ganged up with the Senators of the state to oppose him.


You know he is just being loyal to Jonathan to me.


Maybe because of the last election poll.



The election is gone. its a bygone era. Wike should allow it go.


Take a look at Ayo Fayose he will make slanderous comments about Fayemi. Just today on Meet Your Governor. Showing on Ekiti Television.


He was still antagonising him talking about the debts, Fayemi brought to Ekiti State.


Nevertheless do u know that Fayose called all the 3 Senator in Ekiti and appealed to them to support Fayemi.


Elections are gone, Politicians should wise up and be matured.



I wish Amaechi success in d screening



EducationRe: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Simitrendy: 8:39pm On Oct 12, 2015



17. Welcome to a school where many students wasted their time during lecture hours and remember God few weeks to the exam and want God to perform miracles for them in the exam hall. That's fact. Remember in every nonsense,there must be a sense in it.




I'm a little bit guilty of this grin


PoliticsRe: Senate President To Open Another Batch Of Ministerial List Tomorrow by Simitrendy: 8:14pm On Oct 12, 2015



Rotimi Akeredolu –Ondo State
Festus Odimegwu –Imo State
Olagunsoye Oyinlola –Osun State
Barth Nnaji –Enugu State
Ike Emenike –Abia State
Anyim Nzeribe –Abia State








You see Akeredolu and Oyinlola aren't ready to offer anything.



Akeredolu who can't produce a good manifestoes in Ondo 2013 elections.. Him and Tinubu thinks Money can buy Ondo people brains just as how Fayose bought Ekiti people brains with rice and hen.




Oyinlola by now should have retired from anything called politics.


He should rather be an elder statesman.



He should be a god father.



I wonder why he is being recycled to serve in Buhari's regime.




2003-2010 of Oyinlola regime in Osun. He brought no initiative to the state.




TBH I'm a staunch APC fan but u see I'm not an hypocrite, I can't vouch for Akeredolu and Oyinlola.



CelebritiesRe: Genevieve And Oris Erheuro In 'Road To Yesterday', Bath Together (Photo) by Simitrendy: 7:24pm On Oct 12, 2015
drnairalov:
I think say I ugly but this wan wowo pass me sha, the guys face looks like amittyville horror
U worwor pass d guy joor




grin
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Male Gold Digger by Simitrendy: 7:15pm On Oct 12, 2015
Mekky05:
My brother, she is not ooh.. You had a 1st class in MAGA/MUGU with a CGPA of 5.1
grin
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve And Oris Erheuro In 'Road To Yesterday', Bath Together (Photo) by Simitrendy: 7:10pm On Oct 12, 2015
Genevieve my Crush!
PoliticsRe: Ministerial List: Names To Watch Out For (photos) by Simitrendy:
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I'm an APC before Y'all Wailing Wailers start quoting me.




I believe in the First List Ministerial Nominees.



The likes of Babatunde Fashola (BRF) and Ogbonnaya Onu, John Kayode Fayemi, Kachikwu, Ngige allowed me to believe PMB is up to d task of reforming Nigeria with influential and intellectual peoples





But I'll not really support this 2nd Batch with the likes of Rotimi Akeredolu and Olagunsoye Oyinlola.



I wonder if Buhari knows how much Bola Tinubu and Akeredolu spent during The last election in Ondo .



Prolly 2012 I can't vividly remember the exact year Akeredolu is a disgrace as a SAN his manifestoes didn't make him sound as if he got the SAN qualification.



Even Olusola Oke who's just a mere Barrister manifestoes shows he is intellectual.




I won't go for Rotimi Akeredolu .





Everyone knows Oyinlola can't offer anything. He's just a candidate of Obasanjo.



His administration in State of Osun was a waste nothing to write home about.




Y'all knows how Osun was during Oyinlola administration.





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PoliticsRe: Atiku's Photo With His Beautiful Daughters To Celebrate Day Of The Girl Child. by Simitrendy: 5:43pm On Oct 12, 2015
toluxa1:
You dey see so? Where you see purple for here?
Abeg shey nah purple or pink?



grin
PoliticsRe: Atiku's Photo With His Beautiful Daughters To Celebrate Day Of The Girl Child. by Simitrendy: 5:27pm On Oct 12, 2015




The babe in Purple Ankara




They are all beautiful tho




Muah!



RomanceRe: My Experience With A Male Gold Digger by Simitrendy: 5:06pm On Oct 12, 2015
blessingee:
U are a confirmed learnee...hope say u sha don advance to learner status? grin grin grin
I don advance o!


I don sharp!
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Male Gold Digger by Simitrendy:
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Thank God for my life o.


When I was still in Pre Degree.



There's is this fine girl I'm crushing on.


The first day wey the girl come my hostel. I was very happy tho she didn't come and see me, She came to see her friend in the main hostel cos I'm living in BQ.


She came to collect Lamlad Chemistry and d book was with me, so her friend and she came to meet me in my room. Eating Salad and Drinking Ribena wink



Omo nah so d girl wey no get shame talk say I'm not really good in doing salad will u teach me.


Luck dey smile on my face grin



Next thing me and d girl don close but we no date.



She dey use me do Zombie.



If the girl have any problem with her academics especially Chemistry and Biology she WL come n meet me.



Next if d girl wants to eat, she will come and meet me



Simi I'm hungry. I go wan dey form OBO. So we will go to KFC and eat.



I remembered when she had a problem with her phone.


She said she wants to change it. I asked her how much .



She said 19,500. outta it she said I should give her 10K


I scope her and give her 8K


She will come to my hostel , take my perfumes and deodorants.


Take my provisions, Even shaving stick.


My guys sef dey reason say I be maga.



Omo throughout I no date this babe o.


I no see her skirt talk less of pants



The only thing d babe do me be say she hug me on my
Birthday.



On my Birthday nah me sef take her go ShopRite.


Omo the provision and cake the girl take.



Money sef finish nah Through POS I pay.



After PD I throw d babe away.


If we see for campus she go talk say Simi u don't want me to know your hostel abi?



I go just hiss


Werey! Gold and diamond digger!

grin



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