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Social security and Police Any Police on NL |
Hilarious facts about UNILORIN I used have comment since but ino get time ![]() (1) That's the only school where they want no hairstyle. I mean if you dress anyhow or u mistakenly barb hairstyle.. I swear u go sleep prison.(2) UNILORIN gives you tablet PC and d next day the tab might spoil : (3) In UNILORIN you must be afraid of the gatekeepers than the VC (4) If you are living in Oke-Odo you're a bad boy ![]() (5) You want to go on a date with a fine babe, and you want a good place Nah KFC eateries (6) You make noise inside d school hostel you might be lucky to meet your name amongst misconduct students (7) If you don't study hard you will face Tanke, Tanke sef don full.. u will face Offa Garage ![]() ( Engineering boys are the most awkward students.(9) Many lecturers there taught the VC. But that doesn't stop VC from lambasting them ![]() (10) Zoology is the most feared course. |
permsec:Them suppose probe you too. Y are u looking for space bookers. If we don't book space, who will? Tell me. who will? ![]() |
Y'all must bow for Lion of Ubima. And he must go to the Ministry of Niger Delta. |
Stella Oduah that former Aviation Minister. Wey dey buy fleets of car like say tomorrow no dey. Person wey be say Nah Nigeria Prison Services suppose uphold Nah Nigeria court con uphold her. Continue! ![]() |
Nah Toke Makinwa jor I dey crush on her ![]() |
Fayose isn't ready for good governance. So he knows that no government can finish all d works and infrastructure in a state at a particular span. He just gave out his PA number. I'm short of words to say about Fayose but I won't like people to start comparing Fayose with Awolowo and d likes. |
Olayinka8793:Don't worry bro sorrow might last for a night but joy cometh in d morning. U will share your testimony very soon. Uno God can wrath miracles in your life. If you're closer to him, he will solve the deafness. Keep praying, trusting and obeying. God will restore your hearing back. And at least thrice in 2 months go for medical check up in ENT dept of a good hospital if its Luth. or UTH Ibadan. Its better you stop that thing u hear uno that prevention is better than cure.Satan might use it as a barrier to your next testimony ![]() |
Disability doesn't mean inability. Tho I've seen a girl deaf tho she isn't mentally and physically fit. And she's studying Law at JABU and she has a boyfriend. Visit a good hospitals that has Ear Nose and Throat Dept. Or a good Teaching Hospital they offer earphones (hearing aids) for deaf people, so at least you can still use it. But def u WL still find some1 who's gonna love you without looking or thinking of your disability. BTW stop that Konji, I mean the masturbation of a thing. Why not keep yourself sexually pure, Remember that your destiny is in your hand ![]() There's a popular pastor called Pastor Nick. Shebi is someone that married him. Even tho he can't walk. He doesn't have leg. Someone still married him |
Quick recovery |
naijaboiy:. So u don dey compare yansh with heaven so yansh big like heaven smh ![]() |
Wow! Cool I love it Creative |
Sweetyie: ![]() I fit link you to E Money. Nah me and the guy dey here for one stripper.s club. ![]() |
Sweetyie: ![]() I fit link you to E Money. Nah me and the guy dey here for one stripper.s club. ![]() |
I think say dem still dey investigate this Lamorode. Where on Earth did he want Sun Newspapers to get that money ![]() BTW this OZAOEKPE is turning to nuisance on NL. Until when mods ban him he won't wise up. ![]() |
Shey people stl dey hear this man song. See as his face be like amala. ![]() All those girls are Yucky! Y dem no go talk say he rape person Olosho! |
Owo ni Koko The money Team Money over Bitche.s |
Nigeria politics is nothing to write home about. U see politicians have this eccentric and anomalous behaviour. Amaechi is facing petition Why? Because Nyesom Wike has ganged up with the Senators of the state to oppose him. You know he is just being loyal to Jonathan to me. Maybe because of the last election poll. The election is gone. its a bygone era. Wike should allow it go. Take a look at Ayo Fayose he will make slanderous comments about Fayemi. Just today on Meet Your Governor. Showing on Ekiti Television. He was still antagonising him talking about the debts, Fayemi brought to Ekiti State. Nevertheless do u know that Fayose called all the 3 Senator in Ekiti and appealed to them to support Fayemi. Elections are gone, Politicians should wise up and be matured. I wish Amaechi success in d screening |
17. Welcome to a school where many students wasted their time during lecture hours and remember God few weeks to the exam and want God to perform miracles for them in the exam hall. That's fact. Remember in every nonsense,there must be a sense in it. I'm a little bit guilty of this ![]() |
Rotimi Akeredolu –Ondo State Festus Odimegwu –Imo State Olagunsoye Oyinlola –Osun State Barth Nnaji –Enugu State Ike Emenike –Abia State Anyim Nzeribe –Abia State You see Akeredolu and Oyinlola aren't ready to offer anything. Akeredolu who can't produce a good manifestoes in Ondo 2013 elections.. Him and Tinubu thinks Money can buy Ondo people brains just as how Fayose bought Ekiti people brains with rice and hen. Oyinlola by now should have retired from anything called politics. He should rather be an elder statesman. He should be a god father. I wonder why he is being recycled to serve in Buhari's regime. 2003-2010 of Oyinlola regime in Osun. He brought no initiative to the state. TBH I'm a staunch APC fan but u see I'm not an hypocrite, I can't vouch for Akeredolu and Oyinlola. |
drnairalov:U worwor pass d guy joor ![]() |
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Genevieve my Crush! |
[b] I'm an APC before Y'all Wailing Wailers start quoting me. I believe in the First List Ministerial Nominees. The likes of Babatunde Fashola (BRF) and Ogbonnaya Onu, John Kayode Fayemi, Kachikwu, Ngige allowed me to believe PMB is up to d task of reforming Nigeria with influential and intellectual peoples But I'll not really support this 2nd Batch with the likes of Rotimi Akeredolu and Olagunsoye Oyinlola. I wonder if Buhari knows how much Bola Tinubu and Akeredolu spent during The last election in Ondo . Prolly 2012 I can't vividly remember the exact year Akeredolu is a disgrace as a SAN his manifestoes didn't make him sound as if he got the SAN qualification. Even Olusola Oke who's just a mere Barrister manifestoes shows he is intellectual. I won't go for Rotimi Akeredolu . Everyone knows Oyinlola can't offer anything. He's just a candidate of Obasanjo. His administration in State of Osun was a waste nothing to write home about. Y'all knows how Osun was during Oyinlola administration. [/b] |
The babe in Purple Ankara They are all beautiful tho Muah! |
blessingee:I don advance o! I don sharp! |
[b] Thank God for my life o. When I was still in Pre Degree. There's is this fine girl I'm crushing on. The first day wey the girl come my hostel. I was very happy tho she didn't come and see me, She came to see her friend in the main hostel cos I'm living in BQ. She came to collect Lamlad Chemistry and d book was with me, so her friend and she came to meet me in my room. Eating Salad and Drinking Ribena ![]() Omo nah so d girl wey no get shame talk say I'm not really good in doing salad will u teach me. Luck dey smile on my face ![]() Next thing me and d girl don close but we no date. She dey use me do Zombie. If the girl have any problem with her academics especially Chemistry and Biology she WL come n meet me. Next if d girl wants to eat, she will come and meet me Simi I'm hungry. I go wan dey form OBO. So we will go to KFC and eat. I remembered when she had a problem with her phone. She said she wants to change it. I asked her how much . She said 19,500. outta it she said I should give her 10K I scope her and give her 8K She will come to my hostel , take my perfumes and deodorants. Take my provisions, Even shaving stick. My guys sef dey reason say I be maga. Omo throughout I no date this babe o. I no see her skirt talk less of pants The only thing d babe do me be say she hug me on my Birthday. On my Birthday nah me sef take her go ShopRite. Omo the provision and cake the girl take. Money sef finish nah Through POS I pay. After PD I throw d babe away. If we see for campus she go talk say Simi u don't want me to know your hostel abi? I go just hiss Werey! Gold and diamond digger! ![]() [/b] |

Engineering boys are the most awkward students.


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