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 Politics / Re: Buhari Directs Immediate Payment Of December Salaries by Simitrendy: 7:51am On Dec 23, 2015 |
Buhari should probe the Administration of Federal Teaching Hospital Ido Ekiti they ve not been paid Salaries since October |
| Phones / Re: Gionee M5 Discussion Thread[HOT] by Simitrendy: 3:49pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Harnix:Where can i get it? |
| Education / Re: Apply For Total E&P Undergraduate Scholarship 2015 For Nigerian Students by Simitrendy: 4:32am On Nov 15, 2015 |
ajahexcel:. I applied for the scholarship but I've not received any confirmation msg |
| Romance / Re: Guys I Think I'm About To Marry A MONSTER, Advice Me Pls, No Matter How Harsh by Simitrendy: 4:09pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
With all this grammatical blunders. The story is fake It must be a Nollywood movie |
| Politics / Re: Fayose Openly Declines Omojuwa’s Invitation by Simitrendy: 10:29pm On Nov 02, 2015 |
OluchiDelly: Bro you're so reasonable and literate |
| Politics / Re: Fayose Openly Declines Omojuwa’s Invitation by Simitrendy: 9:43pm On Nov 02, 2015 |
[b] Why would Omojuwa have a chitchat with Fayose in the First Instance. Secondly the law states that "do as you want others do to you" Fayose is avoiding Omojuwa cause of comments passed on him and GEJ. Fayose isn't matured politically. I wonder why some insane people would come to NL and make comparison with Awolowo. Afenifere respects Awolowo but do Fayose presents himself as someone to be respected. Election is bygone. GEJ is focusing on his Life why will Fayose not focus on Ekiti Economy and start passing untrue, slanderous, libelous statements and comments on Buhari. Him and Lere Olayinka his SSA on Media are empty head. U don't even know the Economy of Ekiti... u are poke nose to d Economy of the Federation. And the funny aspect is that he won't get his Fact right. Fayose needs Leadership training and skills from John Kayode Folorunso Fayemi. And the Likes of great and astute people who has moved Nigeria and their States to lofty and greater heights. [/b] 10 Likes |
| Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo & His Wife Busola Perform 'Iyawo Mi' On Stage(pics by Simitrendy: 5:35pm On Nov 02, 2015 |
Girl you're my sunshine. Baby don't you go away Iyawo Mi Ololufe Mi Ore Mi Alayo Mi I'll love you forever cc MrsPhyno  One day we will perform Live But not with Phyno song 6 Likes |
| Career / Re: Three Months At Work Now, Yet I Have Not Received A Penny by Simitrendy: 5:29pm On Nov 02, 2015 |
The patient dog eat the fatest bone If you'll wish to wait. Wait! God will definitely remember you soon! U might be under employed today, But be an employer tomorrow Be Patient! 9 Likes |
| Business / Re: 10 Businesses You Can Do To Earn Atleast 50k Per Month As An Undergraduate by Simitrendy: 12:50pm On Nov 02, 2015 |
[b] Business in school is all about time. Like me now I'm offering 10 courses I've not talk of Practicals o. I spend at least 8 hours in Lab how do u expect me to run a smooth and clean business BTW my 1st Year outta the 20K they do send to me, I'll remove like 1,970 for selling of credits most people in my hostel patronise me TBH there's no gain in the business. Moreover My roommates would take d card and use it, Promise to pay for it but they wouldn't. If you wanna do business in school look at your time schedule, your department or Faculty. All this listed business needs time u can expect me who spend 8 hours in Lab to venture into pop corn or photocopy business.. I would fail gallantly ni o  All this kind business are for those in Law or Religious studies where they don't do much. But I'll like to Venture into Tutorial class business for JAMBITE and post Jambite. Guys I'm freaking serious.. There's this business you can do with 20K instead of 50K STEP 1 : Raise 20K outta your pocket money. STEP 2 : Go to any good Electronic Shop or Show room. STEP 3 : Buy a table fridge or Freezer of 20 Kg or above. Depends on d stacks with you. STEP 4 : Take it to your room, Beg any supplier of pure water to supply you at least 10-20 bag per week. STEP 5 : Beg a supplier of bread to supply you at least 20-30 bread per 3 days. Not more than 50-60 Naira bread oh! STEP 6 : Buy Kuli-Kuli, Groundnut, Sugar, Eggs, Garri ( put it in nylon, make it 20 Naira own) STEP 7: Announce your new business to your hostel mates. Especially guys in particular. At least in a week u will earn up to 2K if no one cheats you. It doesn't require time as your roommates can help u look after it, The buyer will drop the money in a box and take what they need. These business will work in OAU very well or UNILAG, UNIBEN, UNILORIN If you're in UNILORIN and u want a business of 10K Start an agent work, help fresher's to get hostel. And put your own change on it If these business works don't forget to pay your Tithes [/b] 47 Likes 3 Shares |
| Politics / Re: Fayose : Nigerian Economy May Collapse In 3 Months!! by Simitrendy: 10:19pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
[b] I can't remember when Fayose studied Economics or he's a trained Economist. For crying out loud, Peter Ayodele Fayose its not Airport Ekiti needs right now. The one at Akure, isn't even used talk less of EK. OK how many people can afford travelling with Plane in Ekiti? I want Fayose to remember that Babatunde Omotoba the former Minister of Aviation during Yar'Adua regime is from Ekiti, he promised airport in EKITI but did he fulfill it. Ekiti economy is poor tho the former Administration of my amiable brother John Kayode Fayemi improved it by collaborating with USAID, World Bank and DFID the list is endless. By now EKiti ought to have a Shopping Mall. Ekiti Farmers ain't encouraged. Fayose u just stopped paying for WAEC and NECO for secondary school students. You know what u and Afe Babalola are great deceivers, Afe will never be my role model. The so called proposed Airport ought to be established where Afe Babalola built his University. Now his Uni is not affordable for any EKITI indigene. The best advise I'll give Fayose is that he should work with intellectual minds not like 70 years old Carpenter. That's not dividend of Democracy. Move Ekiti to a greater height. And stop blabbing slanderous comments about people. Your criticism won't move Buhari neither Fayemi. Rather u would be tagged as an Attention seeker or Empty Vessel that makes the largest voice. Shalom [/b] 49 Likes 9 Shares |
| Foreign Affairs / Re: "Even Satan Wasn't Gay,........." Mugabe On Homosexuality by Simitrendy: 3:19pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
Mugabe Face is weird A tyrant face. Above all his face looks like Gorilla face.  2 Likes |
| Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Releases Sexy New Photos…Exposes Boobs AGAIN!! by Simitrendy: 12:34pm On Oct 30, 2015 |
Airforce1: Smh  Where's your Album tho.. I downloaded your song "Such A Diva". I couldn't believe it.... Despite all d hypes 4 Likes |
| Education / Re: He Graduated 11 Years Ago With 2:2 And Just Discovered That It's A Mistake by Simitrendy: 3:46pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
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| Education / Re: He Graduated 11 Years Ago With 2:2 And Just Discovered That It's A Mistake by Simitrendy: 3:42pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
11years is far oh! The only suggestion I can give is to go back to his Department or Faculty Staff Adviser maybe they can help him through. 3 Likes |
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| Nairaland / General / Re: Lifting A Crate Of Coke With Teeth, How Possible Is This?- Picture by Simitrendy: 12:16pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Lifting A Crate Of Coke With Teeth, How Possible Is This?- Picture by Simitrendy: 12:13pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
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| Nairaland / General / Re: Lifting A Crate Of Coke With Teeth, How Possible Is This?- Picture by Simitrendy: 12:07pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
Yustash001: That's sarcasm you know. |
| Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Mock Flavour Over New MBGN Queen & His Addiction To Beauty Queens by Simitrendy: 11:21am On Oct 25, 2015 |
 Flavour be like "Mrs MBGN meet me for corner". Where's Anna Banner I sure say Flavour for don dispose her  When I dey beg her for Instagram make she be my GF for just 1 minute she no gree' Now Flavour don dispose her. 18 Likes 3 Shares |
| Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade's Sunday Photo (lovely) by Simitrendy: 11:16am On Oct 25, 2015 |
#neckpieces from Masai market inKenya || earings by @bland2glam in Nigeria || armcandy from a fan in Tanzania || skirt by @krazykulture in USA ||Shoes from my bro @seyialade My winged shoulder blouse by my sis @nhlanhla_nciza of @nn_vintage Vanity upon Vanity Quote me at your own risk |
| Politics / Re: How Wike Lost Out At Governorship Tribunal by Simitrendy: 8:19am On Oct 25, 2015 |
emmydeep: With the total rubbish and arrant post u wrote. is it bringing sense. why are you involving Yoruba people to this. I wonder if you people do plug your brains when typing. I'm sure you're an illiterate person. if not u won't post this rubbish. 6 Likes |
| Politics / Re: President Buhari's Cute Face (original Photo) by Simitrendy: 10:02pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Firstly that poster called Virus05 has mental retardation. I mean he's so dumb Secondly as you all know am Buhari Staunch supporter. I would go miles for him. If he's running a better government that he has started Thirdly, I love that above Picture.. Buhari has that beauty inside and outside. He's cute I just love his Personality. My love for Buhari tho no homo 38 Likes 3 Shares |
| Education / Re: Some Shameful Romantic Moves We Made In Nigerian Mixed Secondary Schools!!! by Simitrendy: 7:57pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
vikyno: Oga its not SuperStory its real, happened 2010 when I was in JSS3 when we left school in 2013 They met at ABUAD and started dating. |
| Education / Re: Some Shameful Romantic Moves We Made In Nigerian Mixed Secondary Schools!!! by Simitrendy: 7:23pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
crackhouse: What is this thing saying or typing These stuff happened 2010 And they met at ABUAD 2013... . when we finished from secondary school 1 Like |
| Education / Re: Some Shameful Romantic Moves We Made In Nigerian Mixed Secondary Schools!!! by Simitrendy: 7:19pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Teryfik: Odunlade Nah Tomisin while. Sola Sobowale Nah Jumoke . Them go premier the film for Silverbird Cinema mtcheew .. 1 Like |
| Education / Re: Some Shameful Romantic Moves We Made In Nigerian Mixed Secondary Schools!!! by Simitrendy: 6:42pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
ps2: pictures or I don't believe it |
| Education / Re: Some Shameful Romantic Moves We Made In Nigerian Mixed Secondary Schools!!! by Simitrendy: 6:40pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
DTOBS: see your life outside, who tell u say Nah Yoruba movie the last time I checked d post I didn't mention movie, I said it happened to my friend Tomisin for crying out loud Oga, warn yourself o 1 Like |
| Education / Re: Some Shameful Romantic Moves We Made In Nigerian Mixed Secondary Schools!!! by Simitrendy: 5:24pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
[b] My best kind of Thread I remembered when I was in JSS3 during extension( an easter holiday coaching for JSS3 and SSS3 students) That's how my friend Tomisin wrote a love letter to one girl called Jumoke as he showed me to help him to Edit it, I'm a good love letter Editor He was afraid to put it, I gave d guy courage but he was still afraid, as he was panicking about the letter The letter mistakenly entered d girl locker Through a tiny hole... Funny tho d girl locker was locked with these Tokoz Padlock. And we can't break it, cos it might lead to another punishment Monday Morning came, Nah so d girl enter class open locker see Tomisin love letter, Tomisin sef dey feel himself say Nah him get d babe. Uno what d girl came to where Tomisin was seating, gave him 3 dirty and beautiful slaps The class was shocked as Tomisin couldn't revenge by beating her, They later discover he wrote a love letter.His case was reported to d VP Mr Obas Nah so dem talk say make him cut grass for 3 weeks After we left High school You know what.... Tomisin and Jumoke met at Uni And you know what happened They're dating now.... I mean dey love themselves like kilode now [/b] 260 Likes 8 Shares |
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