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Education / Re: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Simitrendy: 9:49pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
[b] Hmm.. Anglican Diocesan High School I hail o. I remembered those useless scope I'll give my seniors Senior Talib:- Simi how far, come gimme garri Simi:- Senior Talib I've not cut my garri Senior Talib:- u dey craze, I tot twas provisions like Biscuits, cornflakes and beverages they do cut now its garri. EPISODE 2 TIROGO DAY its d day when there's no provisions for student, I mean all their provisions HV finished Nah so my niggas go enter dining hall serve their EBA inside cup and soak with water for like seven hours until it turn to garri EPISODE 3 My Chaplain go beat students that didn't pay tithes and offering. The worstest day my bunkmate go do thanksgiving for chapel na so dem give am bowl so make people con donate money and thank God on his behalf For d whole 390+ students Nah only one person wey come out and put #5 for the bowl for am. I swear the bulging wey d guy collect from me he no go ever forget EPISODE 4 Nah so I no go night prep classes.. Prefects con dey parole.... I con hide under roof Nah so I fall down from roof.... I be confirm crook. EPISODE 5 I mess inside class I shift am to my to the guy seating beside me... The mumu guy con dey cry. EPISODE 6 When I dey JSS2 Health Prefect talk say make we go assemble for morning piece of work.. na so I dey run enter school farm... Senior Oje Kolapo run follow me take me to Health Prefect them talk say make I wash toilet for d whole term... I catch health Prefect pressing phone... I talk say I go report am for chief boarding housemaster if he no reverse the judgment. EPISODE 7 I no give senior garri.. Nah so d guy talk say make I go fetch water inside basket. and make d basket full EPISODE 8 Nah so I sneak out I go buy bread and suya, day guard Baba Gbeje Catch... I dey reason am say d man go take me to the housemaster or Principal Nah so d man collect half of d bread and suya and he talk say he no go report me... anytime I deg sneak out I go help d mab buy bread come EPISODE 9 I no get SOP or Hymn book... I con tear the back of one guy SOP I wrap am with Story book.... i swear d day that idiot teacher called Mr Alade catch me... Nah so d man wan share SOP with me con discover say Nah storybook... the man report me to chaplain.. if u see d way chaplain flog me u go pity me. EPISODE 10 One of my seniors called Doyin if he doesn't want to give people out of his bread... he will open d bread as if he wants to put butter inside it.... then he will burst his pimples inside d bread as butter EPISODE 11 watch out for it on d next thread [/b] 40 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander Tattoos Don Jazzy's Name On His Body! by Simitrendy: 9:43pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
ROTFLOL You should HV created this thread on Joke Section Anyways your case has been referred from Mental Clinic (Aro) to Yabaleft I hope you'll cooperate with them over there |
Education / Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Simitrendy: 5:53pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
Congrats LEGITLAYO I'm so happy for you. Welcome to the most noble profession in the World. Once again Congratulations |
Education / Re: . by Simitrendy: 5:30pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
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Education / Ekiti State University New Vice Chancellor. by Simitrendy: 4:57pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Fayose approves appointment of
Bandele as EKSU VC
Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose,
has approved the appointment of
Professor Samuel Oye Bandele as the
new Vice-Chancellor of Ekiti State University, Ado-
Ekiti.
According to a press statement issued by
the Chief Press Secretary to the
Governor, Mr Idowu Adelusi, in Ado-Ekiti
on Thursday, the governor acted on the
recommendations of the Governing Council of the
university which said that
Professor Bandele came first out of the
three candidates wo were interviewed for
the job.
The appointment of the new VC takes
effect from December 2, 2015 as the tenure of the
outgoing Vice-Chancellor,
Professor Oladipo Aina expires on
December 1, 2015.
While congratulating the new vice
chancellor for coming first in the
interview and for being appointed for the job,
Governor Fayose urged him to
improve on the good work of the
outgoing VC and take the university to a
lofty height.
Governor Fayose also thanked Professor
Aina, who he said had contributed immensely
toward the growth of the
university physically, socially and
economically.
The governor prayed that God should be
with the outgoing VC in his new
endeavour after leaving office |
Car Talk / Re: Share Your First Driving Experience by Simitrendy: 8:53am On Oct 21, 2015 |
cmoney22222: haha bro u got me laughing ROTFLOL ... Hope say uno brush anything now? |
Car Talk / Re: Share Your First Driving Experience by Simitrendy: 8:49am On Oct 21, 2015 |
jayriginal:i used to think its so easy until d day i started driving tho... I'm sure u learnt driving with a manual car |
Car Talk / Re: Share Your First Driving Experience by Simitrendy: 8:45am On Oct 21, 2015 |
masonkz:Bro the idea of learning with manual car is the best... If you can drive a manual car you would easily drive auto cars, but if u can drive only auto i'm not sure the person would drive manual... The only problem with manual is changing of gears while isn't applicable to autos... I drive autos well cos i can drive manual cars...like me now i belive auto cars is for ladies why manual is for men do uno that driving schools use manual cars for training their students? |
Education / Re: 9 Ways Students Waste Money, Possible Solutions by Simitrendy: 9:39am On Oct 19, 2015 |
[b] This goes to the guys especially Youre collecting 20K from your parents per month and because u want to impress that fine girl you start starving yourself to buy Iphone6 Most guys take girls to posh eatries like KFC because u want to prove OBO You are using Infinix Hot2 because that your nigga has slept with almost all d girls in his dept with his Iphone6 u decide to buy one and u dont hv foodstuff in your room. Data plan why will u buy 10GB on your phone shey u wan turn to internet explorer Shoprite. U want to form posh u will start going to shoprite and u end up buying meaningless things. Why will u leave in a 3 Bedroom flat of 270K when your dad and mom salary isn't up to that Eating at mama put. I wonder whats wrong with some guys. U will eat outside with 500naira,whereas that 500naira i go use am buy soup ingredients with fish and cow skin. Sending and wasting credit card on girls You devoured your parents by collecting 50K and u bought phone with all d money [/b] 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Share Your First Driving Experience by Simitrendy: 2:41pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
Whizpeter: Nah Learners Permit I dey use baba But I go get my License soon |
NYSC / Re: PHOTOS: See The Hair Cut This NYSC Member Rocked To His POP by Simitrendy: 11:23am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Lol Ajirebi 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Simitrendy: 10:28am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Lemme add my own Most Youth will go to church because they are moralist not born again Christians. This is applicable to students, when exams is near, when exams is knocking on the door then they will remember they attended one fellowship last semester. Most guys will go to church or fellowship because of that girl he's crushing on. He will find a way to talk to her. So he will attend her fellowship. Naijaboiy you're guilty of this. Because of the food or snacks they share to first timer. Toysne2much is guilty of this. That girl in your hostel or department invited u. because that fellowship or church members dress well. Because those fellowship do tutorials. Because those fellowship members are intelligent This is applicable to girls, they wear trousers in that fellowship. If you're contesting for the SUG position... you can campaign or tell your fellowship members. 1 Like 1 Share |
Education / Re: Augustine University: First Catholic University In Lagos Opens by Simitrendy: 11:48pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Eugenedimgba: Abi now, why u go talk say Nah #400,000 u spend from Primary to Tertiary institutions. I sure say d guy dey sarcastic |
Education / Re: Augustine University: First Catholic University In Lagos Opens by Simitrendy: 11:45pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
chigoizie7: Brother I tire o! Why you go dey pay that kind heavy amount and if you leave you no dey guaranteed say u go see Job immediately. U know d only thing wey I just like about Private Universities be say dem dey teach them Vocational training and works. Like JABU dey do teach dem Vocational works so if dem graduate at least they will still be attached to something to provide three squared meal for them. |
Education / Re: Augustine University: First Catholic University In Lagos Opens by Simitrendy: 11:14pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Thank God for Federal University Acceptance Fee=20,000 Bank Charges = 500 School Fees =76,000 Bank Charges= 500 Accommodation=22,000 I mean for Fresher's oh! And u will still be given UNILORIN Tab Even sef SUG go give u school bag Even dem go give u flash drive When you are in Part 2,3,4 u will go back to 30K U will def spend that #730,000 For your undergraduate degree in a Federal University. Tho Private Universities are good to some extent But I thank God for d Federal Uni I dey 189 Likes 8 Shares |
Politics / Re: Ambode, Oshiomhole At David Lawal's Thanskgiving Service In Abuja (Pics) by Simitrendy: 11:01pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Lara just dey fresh. Nothing do her now. She just dey look like mammy water. Nah Lara type I dey see for club wey I go rock her die. But now she don turn First Lady. BTW wetin do Oshio for that 2nd pix wey dey look like person wey see Make ino talk am. I just dey come back from Nairaland Exile Nah Ban I mean b4 Lala send me back... No mind d poster below me... The guy just escape from YabaLeft 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Majek Fashek@ Felabration: Dragging The Legend Back To Rehab by Simitrendy: 10:54pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
First of all. Thanks to God Almighty for using Ayiri Emami the great philanthropist from Warri to rescue Majek Fashek I wonder why Majek Fashek is just like the dog going back to its vomit Why should he Go back to Fela Shrine when that's where his problem started. By now he should be relaxing Even sef I hope he won't go back to weeds or start begging for 'ogogoro' again. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Caption This Photo of Omotola Jalade Ekeinde Dancing by Simitrendy: 9:35pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Omotola is a milf! She's elegant and beautiful You see her backside I can die on top am Abeg Captain Ekehinde Forgive me o Nah joke I dey oh! But I still love your wife. I'm crushing on her sef 22 Likes |
Car Talk / Share Your First Driving Experience by Simitrendy: 9:23pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
My first driving experience was funny tho. After I clocked 18 years my mum wanted me to learn driving. I learnt it with a manual transmission car. Just one day I wanted to enter an estate after trafficating I wanted to press the brake and clutch in slow motion to enter. I didn't know how my leg reached d accelerator (Turtle) That's how the car sped off and enter inside a bush full of big trees especially palm trees. I thanked God that day that the car didn't even hit any tree. I would have used the handbrake but I didn't want anything disastrous. After that day the fear in me as diminished and now I can drive to anywhere in Nigeria if I would get my driving license soon Share yours too don't spoil the fun. |
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari & Dolapo Osinbajo In Geneva (Photos) by Simitrendy: 3:55pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
Aisha Buhari is far better than Patience Jonathan. Literally Beauty In Words In speech She's well cultured She's organised. Her English is fluent She dress well She's also flamboyant. Unlike mama peace who's dramatic She'll be speaking like .... 53 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Governors At National Economic Council Meeting Today In Abuja by Simitrendy: 8:54pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Where is Fayose |
Celebrities / Re: Foluke Daramola And Hubby Kissing Each Other outside (photos) by Simitrendy: 10:39pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
This craze mehn. I wonder what's wrong with Naija Celebs. Its hard just to come across Hollywood Actor or Actress kissing their spouse and displaying it. Its freaking childish. U kissing ur spouse and putting it online smh* And she's a woman It's crae BTW when will she burn her fats. Yoruba Actress are disgracing Yoruba as a tribe! Mtcheew! |
Education / Re: RIP: Sunkanmi A Part One Student Of OAU Inter Rel. by Simitrendy: 10:58am On Oct 14, 2015 |
[b] Sunkanmi I'll definitely miss you. I'll miss your funny attitudes towards me. I'll miss the bully. I'll miss d gist about Lagos.
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Education / Re: RIP: Sunkanmi A Part One Student Of OAU Inter Rel. by Simitrendy: 10:46am On Oct 14, 2015 |
Fynestboi I don't know how to cry or shout I'm serious I used to know Sunkanmi We did Pre degree tutorial together at Faculty of Agric Sunkanmi has a bright future. He scored 68% in the Pre Degree exams Even crossing to OAU then from PD he scored 70% He's brilliant. He do teach me English The likes of me Gbolahan where is best friend. Even Yinka he is in Elect Elect I'll miss Sunkanmi the tall guy from Lagos. Don't know how to cry RIP 5 Likes |
Education / Re: RIP: Sunkanmi A Part One Student Of OAU Inter Rel. by Simitrendy: 10:40am On Oct 14, 2015 |
Sunkanmi I'm crying |
Politics / Re: “life As President Muhammadu Buhari’s Daughter” – 20-year-old Zahra Speaks by Simitrendy: 10:25pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Politics / Re: “life As President Muhammadu Buhari’s Daughter” – 20-year-old Zahra Speaks by Simitrendy: 9:51pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
My Love for Zahra tho. She's a eloquent speaker. She's intelligent. She's beautiful. She's nice. She's reserved. She's God fearing. She's everything I'm looking for in a lady. In fact I'm crushing on her. I must confess. I love Zahra. How I wish El-Rufai would bone her for me one of the main reason I voted for Buhari is ZAHRA I'll do anything to marry her 40 Likes 4 Shares |
Politics / Re: Another Senator Caught Sleeping [photo] by Simitrendy: 9:01pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
These are the kind of senators who spends 3 terms in the red chamber. And start deceiving his constituency members. |
Crime / Re: Bank Robbery In FESTAC Town by Simitrendy: 10:00am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Politics / Re: These Ministerial Nominees Might Just “take A Bow And Go” Today by Simitrendy: 9:49am On Oct 13, 2015 |
These set of people will enjoy the benefit of being a Federal Lawmakers once. Its cool... Since Mark did it, I see no reason why Saraki won't do it. Only if he wants to change his mind tho. |
Crime / Re: Bank Robbery In FESTAC Town by Simitrendy: 9:35am On Oct 13, 2015 |
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