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Sports / Re: Austin Eguavoen Resigns As Super Eagles Technical Adviser by simondee93(m): 11:29am On Mar 31, 2022
Oboi Naija no get joy o...same people singing your praises some weeks back are still the ones crucifying him.Didn't you see his CV then?I fear who no fear Naija fans�

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Health / Re: Progeria: Newborn Baby In South Africa Looks Like An 80-Year-Old Woman (Picture) by simondee93(m): 5:30pm On Aug 30, 2021
Idamond:


if u been never marry I for say make I buy ring for u.. na dis kind brain woman person suppose marry. grin
Buy ring as per gift or wetn��
Romance / Re: The Big Curses She Laid On My Head. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by simondee93(m): 10:37pm On Apr 19, 2021
Michelle55:
It's well.. Lemme coman be going because if I say what's on my mind now, some people will tag me a bitter person
Just be going o...see your bumbum
Politics / Re: Why More International Firms Prefer Ghana To Nigeria by simondee93(m): 3:46pm On Apr 19, 2021
Big shame to the giant of Africa.
Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye: "Don't Join The Feminist Movement" - Evangelist Warns Ladies by simondee93(m): 9:10pm On Feb 09, 2021
Always looking forward to seeing your post... keep it up.
Righteousness2:
The devil has held so many captive, in bondage and in danger of Hell Fire by Inventing and Modifying Iniquity, rebellion and other vices and making them sound Harmless.

Feminism is nothing but outright Rebellion against GOD and HIS laid down Order.

Satan has been around for over 6000 years. That guy has been in Heaven.
He knows what Heaven looks like.
He knows GOD'S Word.
He is a very cunning and smart dude.
He knows what will take you to Eternal life and Eternal Damnation.
All He is after is your Soul . He wants you to be with him in Hell Fire.

Flee From All these Evils, rebellion and vices modified in different names.
Do not Follow the Multitude to do evil.
Eternity is a Personal Race.

You can't go against GOD'S Order and say you are on your way to Heaven.
It is Impossible ! You are Decieving yourself!

Awake! Rescue your Soul from Hell!

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Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye: "Don't Join The Feminist Movement" - Evangelist Warns Ladies by simondee93(m): 9:08pm On Feb 09, 2021
Hmm...
gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

Let me book space. See you at front page ! cheesy
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For January 23 2021 In Nigeria by simondee93(m): 12:08am On Jan 24, 2021
It's well...may God continue to keep us.
Politics / Re: Edo Unemployment Rate Falls From 25.1% To 19%, Obaseki Claims Achievement by simondee93(m): 9:11pm On Aug 14, 2020
Osho baba will never see this one,always spilling trash anytime he's given an opportunity.

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TV/Movies / Re: Kiddywaya Gropes Erica’s Breast While Dancing And She Reacts by simondee93(m): 4:03pm On Jul 26, 2020
zukachris:
Can any good Samaritan in the house help me recharge my DStv. No money to chop come to talk of subscription.
My decoder number. 1049934972 Thank you in advance
You should be more concerned with money to eat rather than subscription. It's well with you.

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Family / Re: How Do You Turn Down Someone's Food Without Offending Them?? by simondee93(m): 3:51pm On Jul 26, 2020
SmilingScorpion:
grin
The woman dey help you porge your system for free and you no happy.
When was the last time you tool purge.
Tell her you want to drink tea or boiled hot water
Like seriously,Boiled hot water?or you meant fried or roasted hot water?
Food / Re: I Caught This Monitor Lizard This Afternoon by simondee93(m): 9:21pm On Jul 25, 2020
extol1:
oh God! if we finish eating every animals in Nigeria, I wonder what we shall tell the unborn generation
Forget that thing jare after all it's not all animals we saw in our own generation, some we saw pictures and some we read about them.So for the unborn generation anyone dem meet it's fine.
Religion / Re: Churches Should Obey The Government's Social Distancing And Lockdown Order by simondee93(m): 12:06pm On Apr 05, 2020
Iyiataata92:

Because the Churches and pastors were easier preys than their muslims counterparts
Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God.

Let every person be loyally subject to the governing (civil) authorities. For there is no authority except from God [by His permission, His sanction], and those that exist do so by God’s appointment.
Religion / Re: Churches Should Obey The Government's Social Distancing And Lockdown Order by simondee93(m): 12:04pm On Apr 05, 2020
Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God.

Let every person be loyally subject to the governing (civil) authorities. For there is no authority except from God [by His permission, His sanction], and those that exist do so by God’s appointment.
Sports / Re: Scene Of The Accident That Killed Ifeanyi George (Graphic Photos) by simondee93(m): 8:23pm On Mar 22, 2020
Kingosytex:


Sorry I was a bit rude, that's not my usual self.
You are disappointing... what she said was rude and inhumane and you are here apologising cos she said she almost fell in love with you.

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Car Talk / Re: 5 Reasons Why Car Insurance Is Better Than Car Tracker by simondee93(m): 9:31am On Feb 13, 2020
Shibaraba:
Every one here would agree that the best insurance is bendel insurance.
Below are some of its numerous benefits
1. Steal car at gunpoint. Robbers will turn to your driver. Drop you home and help you carry your bags to your doorstep. They then drive themselves to the police station and report themselves.
2. Car stolen when parked.
Option a. Robber after opening car will turn to washer man. Will wash seat plus engine even under the car. And then wait for you to arrest him.
Option B. Remote tracker. Bees will sting the robber till he return the car to the very spot it was stolen.
3.in case of accident when car tumbles you suddenly find yourself at the other side of the road seated watching the damage from afar. You Don turn breeze.
4. Accident caused by someone else he must buy new car or repair the whole car till its nearly new.
Price.... Yearly subscription 500 naira. Lifetime subscription 1200 with two eggs and one white fowl

Bendel insurance... .We care
Lol ... surest insurance.

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Celebrities / Re: Asa: I Am A Marlian, Though Yahoo Boys Emptied My Account by simondee93(m): 10:15am On Jan 24, 2020
Roon9:
The kind of celebs we have in this country shar! Its almost as if they have all been programmed to think alike in such disgraceful manner. That's why you would find someone like bobrisky rolling with top celebs. Pukes





call for our 250,000mAH lithium-ion solar powerbank that could power your TV, laptop, and up to 4 lighting points for up to 10 hours daily.
Cost?
Politics / Re: 17 Soldiers Killed On Bama-Gwoza Highway, Scores Abducted In Boko Haram Attack by simondee93(m): 3:41pm On Jan 20, 2020
No value for human lives... in saner climes soldiers are valued.Our gallant men are dying like chicken on a daily basis and the government of the day seems worry less...I weep
Crime / Re: Man Impregnates Daughter, 16, Damages Womb While Attempting Abortion by simondee93(m): 12:44pm On Jan 20, 2020
Strange things every day.
Crime / Re: Man Impregnates Daughter, 16, Damages Womb While Attempting Abortion by simondee93(m): 12:42pm On Jan 20, 2020
gentle136:
Thank God say I no be god.
Some men for dey live without penis.
Honestly speaking

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Politics / Re: Emir Of Ibi Gave Melaye Fish At His Palace (Photos) by simondee93(m): 9:03pm On Jan 18, 2016
Wat does dz one signifies pls?
Politics / Re: Aguyi Ironsi, Ojukwu As Young Soldiers (Throwback Photo) by simondee93(m): 9:00pm On Jan 18, 2016
Hmmm!great men indeed
Crime / Re: Lagos Policeman Kills Twin Brothers, Their Friend, Himself (graphic Image) by simondee93(m): 7:55am On Dec 27, 2015
God save us
Politics / Re: 21 Die After PDP Rallies In Gombe, Taraba by simondee93(m): 9:55pm On Jan 23, 2015
Skako:
Haaa it's a pity they don't have chance to see the change
change is near buhari will do it again
And if i may ask u,has he done it before?
Celebrities / Re: Aremu Afolayan Touches A Female Friend's Chest In Public (Photo) by simondee93(m): 7:56pm On Dec 29, 2014
[quote author=holatin post=29308470]WHAT DA FUCKKKKK
DATS BISI MY GIRLFRIEND

Oh my wow!guy u re finished,I wept 4 thou.
Celebrities / Re: Chinedu Ikedieze (Aki) & Manchester United Midfielder Maroune Fellaini (Pics) by simondee93(m): 8:26am On Dec 12, 2014
Small but mighty
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photos Of Police Officers Caught Sleeping On Duty by simondee93(m): 9:43am On Dec 09, 2014
simplemach:
hahahahahhahaha, #BringBackOurGirls, #Take our Policemen
hahahahaha madt man
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Seyi Law Exhibits His Cooking Skills ( Photos ) by simondee93(m): 8:27am On Dec 05, 2014
LOLz
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Seyi Law Exhibits His Cooking Skills ( Photos ) by simondee93(m): 8:25am On Dec 05, 2014
FrancisTony:
Too dark- He need to bleach.
Big tummy- More like a pregnant woman. He need to gym.
Big bumbum- Nawa o lipsrsealed undecided Awkward
abeg take am easy
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Pastor Chris Okotie In His ‘Worldly Days’ by simondee93(m): 2:50pm On Dec 03, 2014
grin coolJuz observing tnz sha
Politics / Re: Presidential Debate: Buhari Vs Jonathan. Who Will Win? by simondee93(m): 2:58pm On Dec 02, 2014
egift:
OP we have seen the movie called Runway Debater

He ran away from presidential debate for not getting Expo before the Debate


Had a shameless counter debate with dbanj (who was not contesting the election)


It was a big disgrace, so he went ahead debating himself on National TV
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wetn u dey yan naw?
Politics / Re: Inside Bola Tinubu's Private Jet (Pictures) by simondee93(m): 8:57pm On Dec 01, 2014
Evidence abeg,is bola ahmed a name of a crook or looter?juz askn o cos i school in australia.
Politics / Re: Inside Bola Tinubu's Private Jet (Pictures) by simondee93(m): 8:55pm On Dec 01, 2014
Evidence abeg,is ebola tinubu a name of a looter or a musician.juz askn o,cos i school in japan.

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