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SportsBizarre! Nff Appoints Dead Referee For League Game by simongonner(op): 6:03am On Apr 23, 2016
As the wrangle over the NFF seat continues,
one of the factions has appointed a deceased
arbiter for Sunday’s NPFL clash between the
Seasiders and Jos Elephant Chris Giwa’s group of the Nigeria Football
Federation has listed a late referee Wale
Akinsanya for this weekend’s Week 13 Nigeria
Professional Football League fixture between
Warri Wolves and Giwa FC.
Akinsanya passed away during a Nigeria
Referees Association fitness test on January
22, 2016 and has since been committed to
mother earth.
In a statement sent to the League
Management Company and signed by Yahaya
Adama, the deceased arbiter was appointed to
handle the clash billed for the Warri City
Stadium, and to be assisted by Tope Orowole
and Adeleke M.
On Wednesday, Giwa’s group had rejected the
peace move by sports minister, Solomon
Dalung to end the crisis rocking the football
federation.
In a statement signed by the group’s
chairman of chairmen, Effiong Johnson, it
urged Nigerians to disregard the action of the
minister, as it was to deceive football
followers.
“In the first place, the minister is a party to
the case in court as the fourth defendant and
when the court by an Order made on April 8
2016 restored all its previous orders, including
the order which nullified and set aside the
election which purportedly produced Amaju
Pinnick et al,” Johnson wrote in a statement.
“The minister betrayed his partisanship in the
dispute by wasting no time to hold brief for
the Amaju Pinnick group in his erroneous and
flawed public statement that the group was
entitled to 30 days to appeal against the
ruling of the court.
“The minister has thus lost the moral podium
to midwife any settlement of the dispute.
Secondly, the composition of the membership
of the so-called reconciliation committee
leaves no one in doubt that it was constituted
only for a hatchet job for the Amaju Pinnick
group.
“Virtually all members of the committee are
associates of the Amaju Pinnick group. For
instance, Musa Amadu is not only a co-
defendant with the minister in the case but is
also the chairman of the Organising &
Disciplinary Committee of the Amaju Pinnick
group. Barrister Okey Obi has made
statements in many fora on behalf of the
Amaju Pinnick group and has also appeared in
court as counsel to the defendants, while Paul
Bassey is known to be an avowed supporter of
the Amaju Pinnick group.”
Former NFF boss Ibrahim Galadima is the
head of the seven-man reconciliation
committee, which has one week to submit its
report. http://m.goal.com/s/en-ng/news/4111/npfl/2016/04/22/22683182/bizarre-nff-appoints-dead-referee-for-league-game
TV/MoviesRe: Vikings Season 5 is here by simongonner: 12:48pm On Apr 22, 2016
Ragner:
It will Air Today Thursday. So Expect it online by Friday
its online now..Thanks
PoliticsRe: Breaking: New NNPC Boss by simongonner: 3:57pm On Apr 21, 2016
source??
PoliticsRe: Breaking: New NNPC Boss by simongonner: 3:57pm On Apr 21, 2016
source
PoliticsTwo Female Suicide Bombers Kill Seven In Borno IDP Camp by simongonner(op): 3:54pm On Apr 21, 2016
A t least nine people were killed by two female
suicide bombers during an attack on an
Internally Displaced Persons (IDP) camp in
Banki, a border town with Cameroon, local
sources said.
Two female suicide bombers detonated their
strapped explosives at about 7pm on
Wednesday, killing at least at least seven
internally displaced persons and themselves.
More than a dozen people were wounded,
according to sources speaking with
SaharaReporters.
Banki is located in Bama Local Government
Area (LGA) of Borno State.
In the last three days Boko Haram have
intensified their attacks in Borno State where
an unspecified number of insurgents and
soldiers have been killed.
A local who spoke to SaharaReporters said
two female bombers “maneuvered their way
into the Banki IDP camp at about 7pm, killing
seven people and injuring a dozen. But the
death toll may rise due to little children who
were critically wounded [in the attack]."
SaharaReporters gathered some of wounded
persons have been taken to Cameroon for
treatment. http://saharareporters.com/2016/04/21/two-female-suicide-bombers-kill-seven-borno-idp-camp
PhonesRe: Does The MTN 100 Naira Unlimited Plan Work On Your Sim? by simongonner: 9:19am On Apr 21, 2016
it's 100mb after that it slows down to 60kbps
PoliticsSaraki Seeks To Stall Trial Again, Asks Judge To Disqualify Self by simongonner(op): 2:40pm On Apr 20, 2016
The PUNCH can authoritatively report that the
Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki, has filed
another application before the Code of
Conduct Tribunal, to stall his ongoing trial on
charges of false asset declaration.
Saraki whose numerous applications seeking
to stall the trial had been dismissed by the
CCT itself and others including the Supreme
Court, through his fresh motion, is asking the
tribunal chairman, Danladi Umar, to disqualify
himself.
Our correspondent learnt that Saraki, through
his fresh motion filed before the CCT on
Tuesday, asked Umar to disqualify himself
from the trial on the basis that the tribunal
chairman is allegedly under criminal
investigation by the Economic and Financial
Crimes Commission.
He alleged in the motion that Umar would
likely be biased in the handling of his trial
since the EFCC which is allegedly leading the
prosecution of the Senate President before the
CCT is also investigating the tribunal
chairman.
The application was filed before the CCT by
Mr. Raphael Oluyede, who has not been part
of Saraki’s defence team before the CCT.
Oluyede was the lawyer who filed the case
seeking to stop Saraki’s trial but which was
dismissed by Justice Abdu Kafarati of the
Federal High Court in Abuja last Friday.
The fresh application has not been served on
the prosecution in the case. http://saharareporters.com/2016/04/20/saraki-seeks-stall-trial-again-asks-judge-disqualify-self
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Senate Ethics Committee Has Called Off Summon Issued To CCT Chair Umar by simongonner(op): 1:21pm On Apr 20, 2016
Kudos to SR
PoliticsNigerian Senate Ethics Committee Has Called Off Summon Issued To CCT Chair Umar by simongonner(op): 1:11pm On Apr 20, 2016
T he Nigerian Senate Ethics Committee
composed of 11 members met today at the
National Assembly in Abuja and hastily
decided to jettison plans to summon the
Chairman of the Code of Conduct Tribunal
Danlami Umar.
Saharareporters learnt that members of the
tribunal buckled under pressure as they
received many calls from constituents
condemning the move.
Last week Saharareporters released telephone
numbers of all Nigerian lawmakers to the
public and yesterday followed up by releasing
names and numbers of members of the Ethics
Committee including a new mobile number
secretly acquired by the chair of the
committee, Senator Samuel Anyawu.
The Ethics Committee members had plotted to
use the summon of Justice Umar as a means
of weakening the trial of Senate President
Bukola Saraki at the Code of Conduct
Tribunal. Mr Saraki's trial started on Monday
over allegations that he failed to declare his
assets as required by law.
http://saharareporters.com/2016/04/20/nigerian-senate-ethics-committee-has-called-summon-issued-cct-chair-umar
TV/MoviesRe: Vikings Season 5 is here by simongonner: 10:35am On Apr 20, 2016
Ragner:
Ragner has Turned to something Else....Imagine! He also Killed Iddu huh

And Now Quinsex is also dead...which kind Plenty die die be this
please when is episode 10 of season 4 coming out??
PoliticsRe: corruption trial: CCT chairman says henceforth trial will be conducted daily by simongonner: 12:05pm On Apr 18, 2016
cktheluckyman:
They can even hold the trial every second.We all know the CCT judgment will end up been as useless as the Rivers state election petition tribunal Judgement
RUBBISH
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Foreign Trips: My Takeaway -- Fashola. by simongonner: 10:14am On Apr 18, 2016
God bless you sir
PoliticsSaraki 's Journey To Cct.....summary By Nura Alkali. by simongonner(op): 12:51pm On Apr 17, 2016
The CCT summons Saraki for trial. He ignores them thrice. CCT orders Saraki's arrest with a court warrant. Saraki challenges CCT's right to try him at a Federal High Court. CCT reminds Saraki's lawyers it is of equal status with Fed High Court. Saraki rushes to Court of Appeal and refuses to appear at CCT. CCT refuses Saraki's claim of "stay of execution" and re-orders his arrest. Saraki finally appears at the CCT on 22/09/15 with a gang of 81 senators helping him defend "political persecution". Court of Appeal dismisses Saraki's objection to CCT trial on 30/10/15. Saraki heads to the Supreme Court, claiming among other things, that the CCT was improperly-constituted and the absence of an Attorney-General nullifies his trial. CCT adjourns Saraki's trial pending Supreme Court ruling. Supreme Court rules against all of Saraki's objections on 05/02/16. CCT announces resumption of Saraki's trial on 11/03/16. Saraki files a fresh "fundamental human rights" case at a Fed High Court. Saraki also pleas to CCT to "defer" his trial. CCT refuses. On 15/04/16, Federal High Court rules against Saraki and insists his CCT trial is in order. CCT announces Saraki's trial would resume on 18/04/16.
PoliticsHerdsmen: FG Will Find Lasting Solution – Presidency by simongonner(op): 12:19pm On Apr 16, 2016
The Special Adviser to the President on Media
and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, has said that
the government would not leave any stone
unturned in its desire to find a lasting solution
to the problem of killings by Fulani herdsmen
in the country.
He faulted those who claimed that President
Muhammadu Buhari had been silent on the
matter herdsmen/farmers clashes, saying it
was unfortunate that people only chose what
they wanted to hear.
He said, “It is not true that the President is
sectional and that he has been silent on the
Fulani herdsmen crisis because he is a Fulani.
“That is not true. The President has not been
silent on the matter. It is unfortunate that
some people choose what they want to hear.
“The President has spoken against the crisis
many times. We also issued a press statement
on the matter.
“No stone will be left unturned in finding a
lasting solution to the crisis.”
Meanwhile, an Abuja-based group of young
professionals of Tiv extraction under the aegis
of Club De Pals, on Friday, faulted President
Buhari’s failure to tackle the on-going killing
of farmers by Fulani herdsmen in Benue State.
In an open letter to the President, the group
expressed concern that despite the global
attention which the genocidal attacks had
generated, the Federal Government continues
to pay lip service to the crisis.
The group said, over 3,000 people had been
killed and property worth hundreds of millions
of Naira destroyed since the crisis broke out.
It called on President Buhari and the APC-led
Federal Government to urgently treat the crisis
with the same seriousness it was tackling the
insurgency in the North-East.
The letter partly read: “The latest round of the
crisis, which started in Agatu local
government area with the killing of over 400
people in one single attack, has spread to
Tarka, Makurdi, Guma, Logo, Katsina-Ala,
Buruku, Gwer West, Ukum and Kwande Local
Government Areas of the state.
“We state emphatically that the continued
silence of Mr. President on this very
significant national security matter, the
response of the Minister of Interior, Lt-Gen
Abdurrahman Danbazzau, to convene a ‘town
hall meeting’ without any specific date, the
comments credited to the Inspector-General of
Police, Mr. Solomon Arase, during his visit to
Agatu community that he could not see the
bodies of the 400 people massacred in 10
villages, have all combined to give us the
message that we are not liked, we are unsafe
and unprotected by the Federal Government.
“It is appalling that the Nigerian security
forces delayed deployment of their men and
officers to stem the bloodletting until
hundreds of people had been killed by the
Fulanis.” http://www.punchng.com/herdsmen-fg-will-find-lasting-solution-presidency/
PoliticsRe: Court Tells Saraki To Face Trial by simongonner: 1:36pm On Apr 15, 2016
chukwudi44:
story story story!!! don't worry the next case would be brought to the APC Judge Mary Abang!!! tongue tongue tongue
Haha Saraki puppet how Markethuh
PoliticsRe: Court Tells Saraki To Face Trial by simongonner: 1:15pm On Apr 15, 2016
Abeg make Una recommend Saraki come my private court?? I need to make quick money please
PoliticsDSS Arrests Al-barnawi, Deputy, And Police Impersonators by simongonner(op): 7:21am On Apr 14, 2016
In addition to leading Ansaru, a Boko Haram
splinter group affiliated with al-Qaeda in the
Islamic Maghreb, al-Barnawi was responsible
for recruiting young people into Ansaru and
Boko Haram terrorist groups.
The DSS also arrested Bello Danhajiya, a close
associate of al-Barnawi. Investigations
indicate that he was second-in-command to
al-Barnawi and was involved in gun-running
among other criminal activities.
In another development, the DSS also
announced the arrest of several individuals
suspected to be guilty of impersonating police
officers and other government officials.
The following were arrested: Aminu Ado, David
Ali Michika, Umar Hamza, James Malu Akune,
and Kazeem Kayode Usman.
Read the full press release below:
DANHAJIYA is a Fulani from Zamfara State
and a strategic accomplice of AL-BARNAWI.
Preliminary investigations have disclosed his
involvement in gun-running, cattle rustling and
other nefarious criminal activities principally
on the directives of his commander, AL-
BARNAWI. So far, efforts are being made to
conclude the investigations and commence
prosecution in line with the law.
In another development, this Service, worried
by the spate of impersonation of government
officials and the increasing rate of defrauding
of unsuspecting members of the public by
some unscrupulous elements, launched
detailed investigations aimed at checking the
situation. The Service, therefore, wishes to
inform the public about the outcome of these
successful operations which have led to the
apprehension of the following suspects:
i. Aminu ADO (aka Yusha’u Muhammed
Yerima ADAM);
ii. David Ali MICHIKA;
iii. Umar HAMZA;
iv. James Malu AKUNE; and
v. Kazeem Kayode USMAN.
Aminu ADO: ADO was arrested on 24th March,
2016 at Keffi Nasarawa State. He confessed
to defrauding T.Y. DANJUMA (Lt. Gen/Rtd) of
N1m in 2015 and wife of Akwa Ibom State
Governor of three Hundred Thousand Naira in
collaboration with one Hajia AISHA (FNU),
who impersonated the wife of former Gombe
State Governor, Danjuma GOJE. Also, he
confessed to defrauding members of the
public by claiming to be the Chief Security
Officer (CSO) to the President. Further
investigation revealed that ADO had the
mobile phone numbers of all the Federal
Executive Council (FEC) members, some State
Governors, their wives and Aides as well as
that of prominent Nigerians and Military/
Police Officers.
David Ali MICHIKA: Subject is a 43-year old
from Jimeta, Adamawa State but resides at
Ungogo LGA of Kano State. He once lived in
Riyad, Saudi Arabia for ten years as an illegal
immigrant until he was deported in 2008. He
was arrested in Kano for impersonating the
Secretary to the Government of The Federation
(SGF). MICHIKA had called several high
ranking Government officials soliciting for
funds to settle spiritualists (Mallams) for
prayers rendered for the success of the APC in
the 2015 general election and for peace in the
nation.
Umar HAMZA: HAMZA is a 39-year old school
teacher from Tarauni LGA of Kano State. He
was recruited by MICHIKA to act as the
spiritualist based in the Niger Republic to be
paid for the service rendered. He received calls
from the victims while pretending to be the
spiritualist.
James Malu AKUNE: AKUNE is a 40-year old
male from Tarka LGA of Benue State. He
claims to be a contractor with business
interests in China and USA. He paraded
himself as the brother of the Minister of Niger
Delta Affairs and defrauded people on false
promises of contracts. He equally arranged to
get a contract for companies from the victim
Support Committee for the North-East, headed
by T.Y. DANJUMA. Before his arrest, AKUNE
called Contractors and promised them an
appointment with the Minister of Niger Delta
Affairs.
Kazeem Kayode USMAN: USMAN was arrested
in Lagos on April 12th, 2016. He has been on
the trail of security agencies for the
impersonation of Abba KYARI, Chief of Staff
to the President.
It is instructive to note that these suspects
opened and operated bank accounts through
which they collected various sums of money
from their victims. A major revelation to this
effect is the haste with which banks opened
accounts for prospective customers without
ascertaining their genuine personal details.
Another noticeable trend is the spread of
impersonators who adopt different illegal
means to defraud their victims. The public is
to take note of this trend and report such
suspicion persons to appropriate security
agencies.
This Service wishes to re-emphasize its
commitment to the safety of all law-abiding
citizens and residents and will continue to
deal decisively with those who have chosen to
be on the wrong side of the law.
Garba ABDULLAHI
For: Tony OPUIYO
Department of State Services,
Abuja.
13th April, 2016. http://saharareporters.com/2016/04/13/dss-arrests-al-barnawi-deputy-and-police-impersonators
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Barcelona : UCL (2 - 0) On 13th April 2016 by simongonner: 10:01pm On Apr 13, 2016
Diego Simeone is a very brilliant manager..Arsenal need someone like him and not Arsene Wenger that is killing the club ...
BusinessRe: What You Need To Know About The Currency Swap Agreement Between Nigeria/china by simongonner: 8:38pm On Apr 13, 2016
noted
BusinessRe: China Lends Dangote $2bn: Is Yuan The New "Dollar" for Nigeria? by simongonner: 7:01pm On Apr 12, 2016
China for life..lolz
BusinessRe: Nigeria Inflation Soars To Almost Four-year High Of 12.8% by simongonner: 2:12pm On Apr 12, 2016
e go beta
BusinessRe: Economy: Buhari Is On Right Path – Dangote by simongonner: 2:11pm On Apr 12, 2016
ya
PoliticsGovernor Fayose Was Banned From Entering US Over Corruption, Political Violence by simongonner(op): 3:35pm On Apr 10, 2016
A classified US document obtained by
SaharaReporters has revealed that the
American government in February 2009
banned Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State
from getting a visa to enter the US. It is
unclear whether the ban remains in force.
Mr. Fayose’s wife, Feyisetan Helen Olayemi
Fayose, whose date of birth was given as
January 8, 1964, was also targeted for the
visa ban. The document showed that the US
Embassy recommended the cancellation of her
existing visa, which was supposed to be valid
until February 2010.
Other members of the governor’s family
recommended for the 2009 visa ban included
his first son, Oluwajomiloju John Fayose, born
on February 18, 1992. His B2 visa was
recommended for cancellation even though it
was supposed to be valid until July 27, 2010.
Also covered by the 2009 visa prohibition
recommendation were Mr. Fayose’s two others
sons, Ayorogbayimika Mine Fayose, born
August 1, 1995, and Chukwuemeka Boluwatife
Fayose, born November 5, 1997. Both were to
have their existing visas rescinded, even
though the visas were supposed to be current
till July 27, 2010.
An interagency committee at the US Mission
in Nigeria decided to target Mr. Fayose for
visa ineligibility by asking President Barack
Obama to invoke Presidential Proclamation
7750 (PP7750), after Mr. Fayose's
impeachment in 2006.
The classified document indicated that Mr.
Fayose had stolen as much as $81 million
from the coffers of Ekiti State during his
inaugural tenure as governor.
Apart from the main allegation of corrupt
enrichment, in which Mr. Fayose was accused
of using several companies to steal from Ekiti
State, he was also portrayed as having
“provided stipends to people to attend his
rallies and paid journalists to write favorable
stories.”
In excluding Mr. Fayose from entry into the
US, the US Embassy also remarked that the
governor was involved in the “triggering of
events,” citing him for using political violence
to corrupt elections.
The classified document provided a list of
persons murdered by associates of Mr.
Fayose. The murder victims include Tunde
Omojola and Ayo Daramola, both of them
murdered by well-known aides or associates of
Mr. Fayose. Mr. Fayose was also suspected of
involvement in the attempted assassinations
of Taiwo Fasuba, then chairman of Ado-Ekiti
local government area, and Afe Babalola, a
prominent lawyer who hails from Ekiti State.
In a text message to SaharaReporters, Mr.
Fayose suggested that the visa restrictions
had been lifted or that his immediate family
members were never barred from entering the
US after all. “My family (wife and son) was in
the US last summer,” the governor stated in
the text. His text further stated, “I have only
been to the US only twice in my life. During
my trial by EFCC between 2007 and 2014, in
2009 the court [asked] that my passport be
deposited with the court. I approached the
American Embassy for renewal [and they] said
I can come back after the trial. I have since
won my case at the Ado Ekiti Federal High
Court in 2014, which discharged and acquitted
me. I have not approached the US Embassy
since then.”
Mr. Fayose added he was not aware of any
continuing visa ban targeting him even though
he admitted to our reporter that when he
approached the US Consulate in February
2009, he was told to go and conclude his
corruption trial. He stated that he had not
applied to the US Consulate for travel ever
since he controversially became governor
again in a highly tainted election in 2014.
SaharaReporters learned that Mr. Fayose went
into hiding for several months after he was
impeached as governor of Ekiti State. He then
approached the US Consulate on February 13,
2009, seeking a visa to visit the US for an
“urgent medical issue,” but his application
was denied. http://saharareporters.com/2016/04/09/governor-fayose-was-banned-entering-us-over-corruption-political-violence
Politics"Why I Danced Hold-tight With Obasanjo" - Patience Jonathan by simongonner(op): 9:54am On Apr 09, 2016
"Why I Danced Hold-Tight With Obasanjo" - Patience Jonathan
Hello, this is Jebose. Can I help you?Eh, Jebose, na who you dey yarn Amerikana for. You nor sabi my namba again. Oloshi. Hehehe. My mommy. The mommy of all mommies.

Gerraautt. Who be your mommy. Your mama dey for una Onicha Ugbo grave. I beg nor mommy me.

Mommyyyy… you mellow this morning o. Hope nothing dey pa?.How far mommy. This one wey you call me so for early mor mor
Sharraap. You nor happy I call you?. I hia say you rite buku say Waiting for my hosbans to die. Na which womans dey wait for im hosbans to peme?. Na wa for you and dat buku. You go sell so?
Haba madam. How you take don hia nah… I be wan ask make you waka come be Chief Launcher na! But you jus comot word for my mouth
Dat your smelly smelly maut. You dey aks me who tells me. You forget say I be fes lady. I dey hia eferythins about my friends

Eyyaaahh!!! So I be your friend. You come leave me go waka dey dance with baba Iyabo. Na wa o, madam. You fall my hand sha. Friends don’t let friends dance with retired Presidents na.

Jebose if I slap you?. Idiot. I say you be nonsense pikins. Scaliwag like you. Make me I dance with you?. Church rat of Onicha Ugbo. Hmmm. It is not your folt o. I swear. Na me carry my Etisalat begin call your yeye China made Nokia flipu fone. Alakoba

Madam the tin wey pain me be say you come dey hold baba iyabo tight sef for dance floor. I beg where Oga Jonathan dey wey you dey tap agbalagba current?
Oloriburuku omo ale. If i hole am nkor. Na only me waka come nah. Jebose, wetin konsan you if i dance hole tait with Daddi Iyabo. I say wetin konsan you. You nor be my hosbans. Or you be my boi frens?.Mscheeww.. which kain korent you say I tabu… baba nor get korent o.
Eh. Madam cool down nah. Make I talk my own. Body just dey pain me. How old man go dey gbadun you like dat and I dey hia dey dream and provoke.
Jelosi don kee Jebose. I go report you to Alhaja. Daleru. You wan scatter my hause. I beg wetin you get. Wai I go dance with you?. You wey be Common reporter. You nor get agbara reach baba OBJ. You nor be former presidence of Naija two timeses. One wey be soja boy and the other be civilian presidence wey we waka enter democrasi. You nor get money. You nor sabi plenty peoples. You nor get korneshion… Common buy recharge card for your yeye Glo line, you nor get money for recharge. Your fine gel pikin still dey drink SMA made in Alaba. Make you hia nau. Baba Iyabo na im get Naija. Na only him fit tell EFCC make dem free me and my hosbans Jonathan. Baba Iyabo be power and privilege. You na jus gbeborun. So anyhow baba want, I go dash am. If your bodi dey pain you, go aks your papa PMB make im give you APC melesine. See as una dabaru Nigeria since your papa come with jibiti shange. I beg Jebose, levu don shange. Free me. Let me be. Daddi Iyabo be my latest bes frens. If you like you can go and die. I nor send you.

Hia… mommy so na so you go take do me. Remember sha, no condition is permanent o. I fit be President tomorrow
Hehehehehehe…makeuna see Jebose O… Egba mi O. You, be President tomorrow?. Make you sidon dia dey wait for tomorrow nah. Your own kondishion na pamanence becos since I sabi you, you never shange: You still dey live for that your foolish face me, I face you room and parlor for Mushin, dey que for 4a.m in the morin to go shit and baff becos na only one toilet and baffroom dey for the face me I face you hause. And you don live for the same hause since I sabi you. So your own kondishion dey pamanence…

Madam, God dey O. All this dance you are sharing, Dia is Allah O
Which Allah? Omashe o. So Alhaja don konvashion you to Muslim?. Eyyaahh. Your own don finish. No wonder I see dat foto wey you be like Almajiri for Kano. No wonder you dey follow PMB. You see unaself?. Pesin nor see pentro. Nigerians dey sofa. Your broda, Kachikwu wey dem put in charge of our oyel say im nor be majishan… Nigerians nor get eletriciti to charge fone. Pentro nor dey to enjoi life ni ile wa. God don ponish una wey comot my hosban. Una don see shange nah. Very soon una go begin see credit. I beg I wan call Daddi Iyabo make I see where the nest parry dey so I go dance with am. Jebose, comot for my fone, I beg. Gerraaauutt. CLICK.

Azuka Jebose
http://saharareporters.com/2016/04/08/why-i-danced-hold-tight-obasanjo-patience-jonathan

RomanceRe: April Born Lets Meet Here by simongonner: 6:30am On Apr 09, 2016
holyhassan:
happy birthday to myself and all the april 9th children in the house
thanks bro.. happy birthday to all the April 9th nairalanders..its our day..enjoy...
RomanceRe: What If Your Boyfriend Says This To You, What Would You Do? by simongonner: 11:58am On Apr 07, 2016
babybrace:
The best answer is silence Then his conscience will do its works.
you are a sweep chap@DP
PoliticsArms Scandal: EFCC Detains Jonathan’s Cousin by simongonner(op): 7:25am On Apr 07, 2016
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commis s
ion (EFCC) is holding in custody former
President Goodluck Jonathan’s cousin, Mr.
Azibaola Roberts, over alleged links with the
arms scandal involving the Office of the
National Security Adviser (ONSA). New
Telegraph gathered that Roberts, who was
arrested on March 23, alongside his colleague,
Dakoru Atukpa, is the owner of Oneplus
Holdings, which was among the 300 firms
indicted by the Presidential Audit Panel on
arms procurement between 2007 and 2015.
Oneplus Holdings was paid $40 million by
former National Security Adviser (NSA),
Colonel Sambo Dasuki (rtd), for oil pipelines
security contract. The 13-man Arms Panel,
after scrutinising documents, had
recommended Oneplus Holdings, among other
companies and persons, for further
investigation by the EFCC.
Roberts’ counsel, Mr. Goddy Uche (SAN), has
alleged a case of vendetta against former
President Jonathan. Uche said the suspect
was allegedly being persecuted owing to his
relationship with the former president. Uche
accused the Federal Government of shying
away from its responsibility to pay Roberts’
company an honorarium of $4 million, being
an outstanding payment for an assignment,
which his client helped the Federal
Government execute. “My client is being
(allegedly) persecuted and punished because
of his DNA, as a relative of Dr. Goodluck
Jonathan.
“It is impunity and breach of their
fundamental human rights. We have a civil
dispute and then you turn around to lock up
the party with whom you have a dispute.
Then, you go ahead to give him impossible
bail conditions.
Two federal serving directors each with
properties in Maitama or Asokoro and original
of their Certificates of Occupancy; the four
directors are also required to present bail
bonds of N250 million each from reputable
banks. “Robert and Atukpa are also required
to deposit their international passports.
“Which serving director in Nigeria today has
property in Asokoro or Maitama district and
can boast of N250 million? It’s like saying
bring the bones of your grandmother alive
before we grant you bail. “The annoying thing
is that while we were working to fulfill the bail
conditions, the EFCC went to court and
obtained a remand order; which means that
the Commission never intended to grant them
bail in the first place.
“My clients are innocent until proven guilty,
according to the laws of Nigeria. So, their
continuous detention is a breach of their
fundamental human rights as free citizens of
Nigeria. The appropriate thing for the EFCC to
do in this circumstance is to release them now
or charge them to court,” Uche said.
The EFCC, however, denied any wrongdoing, as
the anti-graft agency said it has a valid order
of court to keep the duo, pending conclusion
of investigation. In an interview with New
Telegraph yesterday, the Head of Media and
Publicity of the EFCC, Mr. Wilson Uwujaren,
hinged the continuous detention of Roberts
and Atukpa, on their inability to meet the
administrative bail condition(s) the
commission granted them.
He further disclosed that the anti-graft agency
has in its possession a valid order of court, to
keep the duo pending conclusion of
investigations. According to Uwujaren, “He
(Roberts) was arrested and is still being held.
Two days after they were offered
administrative bail, they could not meet the
terms of that bail. ”
Consequently, the commission went and
obtained a valid court order to keep them,
pending conclusion of investigation.” Since
the inauguration of the Presidential Audit
Panel, revelations of alleged non-compliance
with procurement law, have been made,
leading to the arrests and prosecution of well-
placed individuals, including Dasuki, a former
Sokoto State governor, Alhaji Attahiru
Bafarawa, as well as a former Minister of
State for Finance, Ambassador Bashir Yuguda.
Also arrested were a for mer Chief of Defence
Staff (CDS), Air Chief Marshal Alex Badeh
trtd), an ex- Chief of Air Staff (CAS), Air
Marshal Adesola Amosu (rtd), and many other
retired and serving military officers. http://newtelegraphonline.com/arms-scandal-efcc-detains-jonathans-cousin-2/
BusinessDangote Plans $10m Tomatoes Production Plant In Kaduna by simongonner(op): 7:18am On Apr 07, 2016
The Africa richest man and President of the
Dangote Group, Alhaji Aliko Dangote yesterday
declared intention to establish a $10M US
tomatoes production plant in Kaduna State.
Dangote, who spoke briefly through a
representative at First Kaduna Economic and
Investment Summit , (KadIvest)said apart from
contributing to economic fortunes of the state,
the company will also improve standard of
living of tomatoes farmers as well as creating
thousands of direct and indirect jobs for
Kaduna populace.
The British high commissioner to Nigeria, Paul
Arkwright in his brief remarks said Kaduna
state is a global business destination.
Paul Arkwright said in just over 6 months that
he has been in Nigeria he has visited Kaduna
State three times and is confident that the
policies and programmes of El-Rufai will
transform the State.
Though, the high commissioner who agreed
that the British government has not done
enough in the area of infrastructures in
Nigeria, was confidence that Kaduna is a
place where people can confidently do
business.
The summit which had in attendance the
governors of Kebbi and Bauchi states, also
had alongside Chief executives of
Multinational Organizations and Entrepreneurs
of global repute.
The governor of Bauchi state, Barrister
Mohammed Abdullahi Abubakar, and Governor
of Kebbi state Senator Atiku Bagudu in their
goodwill messages commended El-Rufai for
the ground breaking move to move the State
forward. http://leadership.ng/news/515844/dangote-plans-10m-tomatoes-production-plant-kaduna
PoliticsFG Bans Govt Officials From Flying First Class by simongonner(op): 10:10pm On Apr 06, 2016
The Federal Government in a bid to reduce the
amount being spent on overheard expenditure
on Wednesday night banned all top officials
of government from flying first class while
embarking on officials trips.
It said henceforth, all top officials of
government such as ministers, permanent
secretaries, Chairmen of Federal Government
Committees, as well as Chairmen and Chief
Executives of Parastatals and Agencies are to
travel on business class.
The development was confirmed in a
statement issued by the Media Adviser to the
finance minister, Mr Festus Akanbi in Abuja.
In the past, some government officials who
should have been on business class usually
travelled on first class, while many others
travelled business class instead of economy
class.
Akanbi in the statement said the new directive
has been captured in a circular on review of
overhead expenses released by the Office of
the Secretary to the Government of the
Federation.
He said the development is one of the
recommendations made by the Efficiency Unit
which was set up by the Minister of Finance,
Mrs Kemi Adeosun, last last year aimed at
reducing overheard expenses.
The unit was set up to engender transparency
and reduce government’s large expenditure
through procurement in the various ministries,
departments and agencies of the Federal
Government. http://www.punchng.com/fg-bans-govt-officials-from-flying-first-class/
PoliticsRe: Saraki’s Senators’ At CCT Shrink From 81 To 12 by simongonner: 11:13am On Apr 06, 2016
Saraki is going down...
PoliticsBuhari’ll Get Budget Details This Week, Says Rep by simongonner(op): 9:30am On Apr 06, 2016
A member of the House of Representatives,
representing Agege Federal Constituency,
Lagos State, Taofeek Adaranijo, on Tuesday
said the full details of the 2016 Appropriation
Bill would be forwarded by the National
Assembly to President Muhammadu Buhari for
assent before the end of the week.
Buhari had refused to sign the budget owing
to the failure of the National Assembly to
send the full details of the N6.06tn
harmonised budget passed by the two
chambers.
Adaranijo, who spoke shortly after inspecting
some projects in Lagos, stated that the Senate
and House of Representatives’ committees on
appropriation had been working together to
ensure that the president got the full details
of the budget before the end of the week.
He said, “The delay was caused by the lapses
identified in the budget. As responsible
parliamentarians, the lapses identified had to
be sorted out first.”
Adaranijo, who is a member of the House
Committee on Works, inspected ongoing road
constructions by the Lagos State Government
in collaboration with the Agege Local
Government Area and the Orile-Agege Local
Council Development Area.
Adaranijo, who also inspected the ongoing
construction of the Abule Egba flyover and
some borehole projects which he sponsored
for the people of his constituency in Magbon,
Olusanya and Ago Igbira, commended
Governor Akinwunmi Ambode for taking the
initiative to partner the councils.
He said, “The projects have demonstrated
Ambode’s love for the people. It must also be
noted that this is about the first time that
such first class roads would be constructed
with walkways, drainage channels and
streetlights.
“During electioneering, we made a lot of
promises to the people. The projects are in
fulfillment of our promises to them.
“As a representative of the people, I felt it is
pertinent for me to come and see what is
going on so I can report back. Anytime I see
the governor, I will appreciate him for the
ongoing projects.”
The Chairman of All Progressives Congress in
the Orile-Agege LCDA, Sunday Ajayi,
commended Ambode and Adaranijo for the
projects in the council, adding that the
projects were excellent. http://www.punchng.com/buharill-get-budget-details-this-week-says-rep/

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