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Phones / Re: What Type Of Phone Are You Using At The Moment? by simonsayz: 10:53pm On Mar 29, 2018
TECNO CAMON CX

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Business / Re: The Diamonds Dangote Shopped For His Daughter, Fatima Dangote's Wedding by simonsayz: 6:03am On Mar 25, 2018
Na the made in China be dat...I get the original 1
Career / Re: Nigerian Strongest Soldier Uses Teeth To Drag A Hilux Van, Others by simonsayz: 11:37am On Oct 08, 2017
does that change the fact that 1 bullet can still bring him down
Car Talk / Re: List Of Approved Traffic/vehicle Offences In Nigeria by simonsayz: 1:40pm On Jul 27, 2015
How much do i get paid for driving on bad roads grin grin grin grin tongue

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Romance / Re: What's The Best Caption For This Photo Of Four Nigerian Youths In Bed? by simonsayz: 8:13am On Jul 24, 2015
They are all useless to themselves, their family and to Nigeria...
NB>>
Including d person that snapped them
Celebrities / Re: Davido To Graduate From Babcock In 24 Hours (see Him In His Graduation Gown) by simonsayz: 4:43pm On Jun 06, 2015
lalasticlala:



Source: http://thenet.ng/2015/06/exclusive-photos-davido-to-graduate-from-babcock-in-24-hours/



All of una na mumu...so if una see davido for road una no go knw am abi?
Politics / Re: Faze Shows Off His Invitation To Perform At The May 29th Presidential Inaugurati by simonsayz: 12:00am On May 26, 2015
pijango:
The veteran singer showed off his invitation to perform at the presidential inauguration on the 29th of may.

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/05/faze-invited-to-perform-may-29th.html


Am sure u re going to sing ORIGINality while am sipping my Big ORIGIN frm d bottle cos I no be gentle man like dat...kudos broda
Phones / Re: NCC Halts Mtn’s New Tariff Plans by simonsayz: 11:11am On May 25, 2015
Call tariff re getting Cheaper; how abt DATA why is it still expensive Does NCC not perform check on dis?
Religion / Re: If Weed Plant Is From God Then Why Will It Be A Sin If You Use It by simonsayz: 10:35pm On May 24, 2015
See how would you like to smoke some weed girl See how would you like to smoke some weed girl Me have some Marijuana in a me house that i would like to smoke with you How would you like to smoke some weed See how would you like to smoke some weed Me have some Marijuana in a me house that i would like to smoke with you
Food / Re: When Last Did You Eat This??(pic) by simonsayz: 10:43pm On May 23, 2015
victor2008:
u playing with cancer bro


You be mumu...go chop d 1 wey dem use microwave take roast nau bolonla
Business / Re: In Urgent Need Of Business Ideas For Rented Office Space!!! by simonsayz: 2:24pm On May 21, 2015
softwhispers:
Hello fellow NLs,
Here is the problem:
A friend inherited a sizeable sum of money and decided to "save" it by renting an office space in a bustling area in lkeja, Allen Avenue, to be specific.
The office space is standard and will be fitted with AC units. Total cost of securing and the space and giving it a face lift, was in excess of #1.5.
Now the rent is already counting (since March) and he is yet to start off.
Please, kindly drop suggestions in something profitable and standardized which he can start right away. He is business-inclined and would favor any legitimate business.
l have received very valuable advice from NL before and am confident this time wont be an exception.
Many thanks, in anticipation.




Let's have a chat on whatsapp 08156545387 and let's discuss more on it
Nairaland / General / Re: Photos Of Man Trekking From Yola To Abuja by simonsayz: 10:08am On Apr 27, 2015
hatux:
This is Abubakar Duduwale, a supporter of Gen Buhari who has pledged to trek from Yola to Abuja in his honour and also so he can witness the inauguration ceremony. See photos below.....
Source:http://lindaikeji..in/2015/04/photos-of-man-trekking-from-yola-to.html...... Cc: lalasticlala


Don't worry sir u will soon be appointed as d minister of Trecks
Politics / Re: Results From Abuja - Vanguard by simonsayz: 10:04pm On Mar 28, 2015
yusufogrin:
48hrs...so sit back and relax....its john champion and Jim Begin


You are a konamite
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor's Friend Rests On Her Boobies (Photo) by simonsayz: 8:41pm On Mar 21, 2015
Na zo...na everybodi own....world wide boobs
Health / Re: Please Help! How Can I Help Him Stop Smoking Weed? by simonsayz: 8:00pm On Mar 21, 2015
Just let him be because if u try to stop him he will become worse
Romance / Re: Difference Between Sex And Love Making by simonsayz: 10:03am On Mar 20, 2015
Love making is wat I did last night with my gf while sex is d wan I did 8yrs ago wen I paid 1 gal I saw at aso time ;DLove making is wat I did last night with my gf while sex is d wan I did 8yrs ago wen I paid 1 gal I saw at aso time
Politics / Re: Patricia Naomi Akwashiki, New Minister For Information Appointed. by simonsayz: 12:34pm On Mar 18, 2015
uselessgoat:
undecided



Thief appoint thief. Case closed



Sai buhari


What a wonderful username u got it suites u well

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Politics / Re: Buhari Must Serve 2 Terms –APC by simonsayz: 6:59am On Mar 11, 2015
Well after I watched the movie '24' I now understands how government operates...gettin bored with dis APC/PDP issues already.
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by simonsayz: 3:53pm On Mar 09, 2015
It shows u he is still a man
Romance / Re: Can You Do This Without Having Sex? (picture) by simonsayz: 11:44am On Mar 08, 2015
Yes of course buh it's only wen am wif ma real gf cos sometimes I dnt feel like a in sex except our normal 1 everyday wink
Fashion / Re: Your Guide To Knowing Your Real Bra Size. by simonsayz: 11:40am On Mar 08, 2015
MarieSucre:
hmmmn. I never thought of going through such a long process. I was in my early teens when my mumsi just took me to a bra shop and yelled at me to start sizing on bras-- in front of the male attendant ma sef--- I was red in the face. how i despised that piece of clothing constricting my lungs with the yeye metal cup frame starting to stick out later. mtchewww. Now... dem no born me well make i commot for my room without am. All these Unibest boiz go use mouth finish me.





Can we hangout in school? 22e419b1 shocked
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Shares Sexy 'kitchen ' Pic by simonsayz: 2:48pm On Mar 06, 2015
badassProdigy:
What's hotter than a woman who cooks....
One who looks sexy while in the kitchen.



Mtcheww...no be indomie she dey cook? Girls for dis NL can u cook soup, stew or rice in such pots? Abeg next story joor
Jokes Etc / Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by simonsayz: 5:30pm On Mar 05, 2015
Chartey:
Someone sent me this on WhatsApp

This woman no knw anybody with english name
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Blast Seyi Shay On Twitter For Meeting GEJ In A Too Revealing Outfit by simonsayz: 6:58am On Mar 03, 2015
Abeg make una no vex oO...my uncle GMB don come back to naija? Abi him still dey give speech? I dey flash am e no dey gree call back maybe him credit don finish and him no sabi *606#....make una help me tell am say




GEJ till GMB barb punk or Gallas hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Education / Re: Landlord Beats Up UNIZIK Nnewi Student by simonsayz: 6:49am On Mar 03, 2015
nairaarea:
Students of College of health sciences, Nnamdi Azikiwe university, Nnewi campus are currently awaiting the intervention of the school authority over a case involving a popular landlord nicknamed ‘Youngest Landlord’ and a student of the department of nursing science, Kosi Nwoye. It was reported that the said student was beaten by the landlord on Friday 28 February, 2015 after a dispute that ensued why the later was about to fetch water at the tap. According to an eye witness, after the dispute, the landlord went into his room and took his belt and ran into the student's room and started flogging and hitting her. It took the intervention of some other students to stop the battering of Kosi. The student, who is currently writing her semester exams is now experiencing terrible pains as a result of the inhumane and barbaric treatment she got on Friday.

You may ask: Is the landlord remorseful? My answer is NO. He was said to have told the school security that he will give the girl her money and evict her out of the lodge for calling him an idiot and also promised another tenant called Mimi that she was next. The Student Union Government (SUG), has called on students not to take laws into their hands as due process will be followed to ensure that the landlord is brought to book. The Chief security Officer and the Sub Dean of student Affairs have been briefed about the issue and students are waiting for them to take necessary action to forestall any further harassment of students.

ABOUT THE COLLEGE OF HEALTH SCIENCES UNIZIK
College of health sciences, Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Nnewi campus is a relatively unknown branch of UNIZIK with a population of about 3000 students with 3 faculties and eight departments and just about 6 classrooms. Students lamented that this catastrophic shortage of classrooms make it difficult for students to receive lectures. Students even have to jump through window while hustling for a space in class while others who cannot struggle, receive lectures through the windows. A particular student also said 340 students were recently admitted into the college to study environmental health sciences without any classroom to accommodate that number. It was a common sight to see students studying under the few trees on the campus. The road inside the school were also said to have been abandoned by a certain contractor. The road leading to the college is also in a terrible state, sport facilities are dilapidated. We hope to get more information about the happenings in this college soon.


That's why I love UNIBEN....dat house wud av been razed down in flames....girl for dat mata haba
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Blast Seyi Shay On Twitter For Meeting GEJ In A Too Revealing Outfit by simonsayz: 6:39am On Mar 03, 2015
Abdul you a big fool...na d person wey give d mumu belle wey born u na em define ur uselessness....anything thing una wan comment must be insult....muturu no be only shey shay waka come?
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Blast Seyi Shay On Twitter For Meeting GEJ In A Too Revealing Outfit by simonsayz: 6:08am On Mar 03, 2015
Even as crazy as nicki minaj she won't dress up like dat....no be ha fault though, she's in need of a sugar daddy...mama peace no dey arnd dats why ;DEven as crazy as nicki minaj she won't dress up like dat....no be ha fault though, she's in need of a sugar daddy...mama peace no dey arnd dats why.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, How Would You React When You Catch Your Man Sniffing Your Panties? by simonsayz: 11:48pm On Feb 25, 2015
Cutehector:
gvn a lady head.. A herculian task


My guy Giving a lady a head is like a pot of honey o....sweetest
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Finally Shows Off Her ‘sugar Daddy’ by simonsayz: 4:57pm On Feb 22, 2015
asadike:
Wey him face?

I knw say na d face be all girls concern so dat una go start dey criticize the guy handsomeness...
Romance / Re: How To Make A Girl Call You by simonsayz: 6:29pm On Feb 21, 2015
To be on d safe side remove 2 digits
Politics / Re: Another Picture Of GMB In London by simonsayz: 5:17pm On Feb 21, 2015
emeka2847:
Buhari's London visit has been generating lots of controversies lately.


Other pictures of Buhari In London..


https://mobile.twitter.com/MusadiqZ/media/grid?idx=1


That's photoshop work joor and besides its 2013 that picture was taken hausa bush pigs una dey find free rice for mosque every friday grin
emeka2847:
Buhari's London visit has been generating lots of controversies lately.


Other pictures of Buhari In London..


https://mobile.twitter.com/MusadiqZ/media/grid?idx=1


That's photoshop work joor and besides its 2013 that picture was taken hausa bush pigs una dey find free rice for mosque every friday.....hehehehehe

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Soldiers Fighting Boko Haram In The Sambisa Forest By Make+Receive Call by simonsayz: 10:13am On Feb 21, 2015
xreal:
Echo....
Over... Over!

GEJ no provide helmets for them?
He don embezzle the money meant for that again.




My friend you are a baga so u expect a soldier man to wear a helmet when making situation report how will I hear and point of correction d man over d radio is d last man and well guarded

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