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Phones / Re: What Type Of Phone Are You Using At The Moment? by simonsayz: 10:53pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
TECNO CAMON CX 1 Like |
Business / Re: The Diamonds Dangote Shopped For His Daughter, Fatima Dangote's Wedding by simonsayz: 6:03am On Mar 25, 2018 |
Na the made in China be dat...I get the original 1 |
Career / Re: Nigerian Strongest Soldier Uses Teeth To Drag A Hilux Van, Others by simonsayz: 11:37am On Oct 08, 2017 |
does that change the fact that 1 bullet can still bring him down |
Car Talk / Re: List Of Approved Traffic/vehicle Offences In Nigeria by simonsayz: 1:40pm On Jul 27, 2015 |
How much do i get paid for driving on bad roads 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What's The Best Caption For This Photo Of Four Nigerian Youths In Bed? by simonsayz: 8:13am On Jul 24, 2015 |
They are all useless to themselves, their family and to Nigeria... NB>> Including d person that snapped them |
Celebrities / Re: Davido To Graduate From Babcock In 24 Hours (see Him In His Graduation Gown) by simonsayz: 4:43pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
lalasticlala: All of una na mumu...so if una see davido for road una no go knw am abi? |
Politics / Re: Faze Shows Off His Invitation To Perform At The May 29th Presidential Inaugurati by simonsayz: 12:00am On May 26, 2015 |
pijango: Am sure u re going to sing ORIGINality while am sipping my Big ORIGIN frm d bottle cos I no be gentle man like dat...kudos broda |
Phones / Re: NCC Halts Mtn’s New Tariff Plans by simonsayz: 11:11am On May 25, 2015 |
Call tariff re getting Cheaper; how abt DATA why is it still expensive Does NCC not perform check on dis? |
Religion / Re: If Weed Plant Is From God Then Why Will It Be A Sin If You Use It by simonsayz: 10:35pm On May 24, 2015 |
See how would you like to
smoke some weed girl
See how would you like to
smoke some weed girl
Me have some Marijuana in a
me house that i would like
to smoke with you
How would you like to smoke
some weed
See how would you like to
smoke some weed
Me have some Marijuana in a
me house that i would like
to smoke with you |
Food / Re: When Last Did You Eat This??(pic) by simonsayz: 10:43pm On May 23, 2015 |
victor2008: You be mumu...go chop d 1 wey dem use microwave take roast nau bolonla |
Business / Re: In Urgent Need Of Business Ideas For Rented Office Space!!! by simonsayz: 2:24pm On May 21, 2015 |
softwhispers: Let's have a chat on whatsapp 08156545387 and let's discuss more on it |
Nairaland / General / Re: Photos Of Man Trekking From Yola To Abuja by simonsayz: 10:08am On Apr 27, 2015 |
hatux: Don't worry sir u will soon be appointed as d minister of Trecks |
Politics / Re: Results From Abuja - Vanguard by simonsayz: 10:04pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor's Friend Rests On Her Boobies (Photo) by simonsayz: 8:41pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
Na zo...na everybodi own....world wide boobs |
Health / Re: Please Help! How Can I Help Him Stop Smoking Weed? by simonsayz: 8:00pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
Just let him be because if u try to stop him he will become worse |
Romance / Re: Difference Between Sex And Love Making by simonsayz: 10:03am On Mar 20, 2015 |
Love making is wat I did last night with my gf while sex is d wan I did 8yrs ago wen I paid 1 gal I saw at aso time ;DLove making is wat I did last night with my gf while sex is d wan I did 8yrs ago wen I paid 1 gal I saw at aso time |
Politics / Re: Patricia Naomi Akwashiki, New Minister For Information Appointed. by simonsayz: 12:34pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
uselessgoat: What a wonderful username u got it suites u well 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari Must Serve 2 Terms –APC by simonsayz: 6:59am On Mar 11, 2015 |
Well after I watched the movie '24' I now understands how government operates...gettin bored with dis APC/PDP issues already. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by simonsayz: 3:53pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
It shows u he is still a man |
Romance / Re: Can You Do This Without Having Sex? (picture) by simonsayz: 11:44am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Yes of course buh it's only wen am wif ma real gf cos sometimes I dnt feel like a in sex except our normal 1 everyday |
Fashion / Re: Your Guide To Knowing Your Real Bra Size. by simonsayz: 11:40am On Mar 08, 2015 |
MarieSucre: Can we hangout in school? 22e419b1 |
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Shares Sexy 'kitchen ' Pic by simonsayz: 2:48pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
badassProdigy: Mtcheww...no be indomie she dey cook? Girls for dis NL can u cook soup, stew or rice in such pots? Abeg next story joor |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by simonsayz: 5:30pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
Chartey: This woman no knw anybody with english name |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Blast Seyi Shay On Twitter For Meeting GEJ In A Too Revealing Outfit by simonsayz: 6:58am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Abeg make una no vex oO...my uncle GMB don come back to naija? Abi him still dey give speech? I dey flash am e no dey gree call back maybe him credit don finish and him no sabi *606#....make una help me tell am say GEJ till GMB barb punk or Gallas hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
Education / Re: Landlord Beats Up UNIZIK Nnewi Student by simonsayz: 6:49am On Mar 03, 2015 |
nairaarea: That's why I love UNIBEN....dat house wud av been razed down in flames....girl for dat mata haba |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Blast Seyi Shay On Twitter For Meeting GEJ In A Too Revealing Outfit by simonsayz: 6:39am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Abdul you a big fool...na d person wey give d mumu belle wey born u na em define ur uselessness....anything thing una wan comment must be insult....muturu no be only shey shay waka come? |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Blast Seyi Shay On Twitter For Meeting GEJ In A Too Revealing Outfit by simonsayz: 6:08am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Even as crazy as nicki minaj she won't dress up like dat....no be ha fault though, she's in need of a sugar daddy...mama peace no dey arnd dats why ;DEven as crazy as nicki minaj she won't dress up like dat....no be ha fault though, she's in need of a sugar daddy...mama peace no dey arnd dats why. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Would You React When You Catch Your Man Sniffing Your Panties? by simonsayz: 11:48pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Cutehector: My guy Giving a lady a head is like a pot of honey o....sweetest |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Finally Shows Off Her ‘sugar Daddy’ by simonsayz: 4:57pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
asadike: I knw say na d face be all girls concern so dat una go start dey criticize the guy handsomeness... |
Romance / Re: How To Make A Girl Call You by simonsayz: 6:29pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
To be on d safe side remove 2 digits |
Politics / Re: Another Picture Of GMB In London by simonsayz: 5:17pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
emeka2847: That's photoshop work joor and besides its 2013 that picture was taken hausa bush pigs una dey find free rice for mosque every friday emeka2847: That's photoshop work joor and besides its 2013 that picture was taken hausa bush pigs una dey find free rice for mosque every friday.....hehehehehe 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Photo Of Soldiers Fighting Boko Haram In The Sambisa Forest By Make+Receive Call by simonsayz: 10:13am On Feb 21, 2015 |
xreal: My friend you are a baga so u expect a soldier man to wear a helmet when making situation report how will I hear and point of correction d man over d radio is d last man and well guarded |
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