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RomanceRe: Girls Choose Your Body Shape & Boys Choose The Body Shape You Like (pic) by simonsayz: 6:51am On May 24, 2022
officialwdhtv:
Girls choose your body shape and boys choose the body shape you like☺️
As for me I choose all of them…any 1 I see I knack �‍��‍��‍�
CrimeRe: How I Was Scammed By A Benin Girl On Facebook by simonsayz: 12:23pm On May 22, 2022
And I I beg u fr 2k u go dey go ghan ghan gahn
CrimeRe: I bought a stolen laptop and this is happening by simonsayz: 8:46am On May 22, 2022
My guy if you return that laptop and police gbab u…you must provide the girl or all items that was declared missing from that office oo…be wise…make ur own report and get a lawyer involved asap as most people on top me have advised…
Na so innocent people dey enter kuje and kiri kiri and their likes

Hear word
InvestmentRe: MMM: Do You Remember This? (Throwback Photo) by simonsayz: 6:58am On Apr 20, 2022
Na MMM money I take buy my first car…..lost only 60k
Car TalkRe: Is It Illegal To Repaint My Fading Vehicle Number Plates? by simonsayz: 6:24am On Feb 13, 2022
Saynoomore:
Same here bro! Mine is 8yrs and barely visible even at arm's length.

I've considered repainting it myself ( shouldn't cost me more than 2k), I only worry if it won't fade off yet again after two or three visits to the car wash!

BTW, what Law are you talking about? undecided the one that decides what costmetic changes you make on your car? abi the one that gave you fading number plates? I would even sue them for selling a fading number plate to me! It wasn't in their terms of sale that I signed when buying it! There should have been a caveat.
Please don’t repaint the faded number plates it’s an offense and it’s not 25k to reprint go the the FRSC Motor Vehicle License office and get first hand details bout replacement from the ones wearing uniform not mufti as they are middlemen.
Peace y’all
Nairaland GeneralRe: What‘s That One Thing You Love That You Can Never Outgrow No Matter Your Age? by simonsayz: 11:14pm On Jan 29, 2022
Playing PlayStation and eating noodles and good lamba ✌�

Omicron007:
Let's have a quick one here.

Mine is Indomie.

I love noodles a lot. I'm still in my early twenties but I don't think I'll ever get tired of eating noodles.

Noodles must be on the menu of meals prepared in paradise grin
PoliticsRe: Union Reject As FG Increases Hazard Allowance From ₦5,000 To ₦40,000 For Doctors by simonsayz: 10:29am On Dec 25, 2021
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo, Atiku, Tinubu: Who Would You Prefer As President Among The 3 In 2023? by simonsayz: 8:02pm On Dec 15, 2021
itsme01:
cool



Bola Ahmed Tinubu


Na Ogun go Kee you if you ask why am voting Bola Ahmed Tinubu... After all he did NADECO, Lagos State

*Best Graduating student Chicago State University
*Former partners with Deloitte , PWC , Anderson, G.E, ExxonMobil, Aramco
*Former Senator, two terms Governor of Nigeria's most richest best Governed State, founder of a ruling Political Party and National Leader
*Investor in local economy, INTELs logistics (only Nigeria owned port logistics) , OANDO PLC, Alpha Betta (the only Nigeria tax consulting services in Nigeria that can rival foreign ones) Renita platform, TVC (top Nigerian News station)

*Rapid Response Squad... RRS best security outfit created by BAT
*LASERMA 112
*BRT fast metro system
*LCDA creation
*Best Tax model in Nigeria
* First state owned independent power plant
*LAGBOAT
*Highest paid civil servants
*Detribalized political appointment with Ibos and Hausa serving under Jagaban
*PPP Eko Atlantic manmade island
*Lekki Housing phase 1
*Lekki Freezone, Lekki deep sea port


.
Na person like you na go high jack #endsars protest…supporters of evil �
BusinessRe: Cubana Chief Priest Built A Club In Asaba & It's Big Like A Stadium (Video) by simonsayz: 7:59pm On Dec 15, 2021
Mrkumareze:
He truly tried, getting a piece of land in that location isn't moi moi.. Asaba becoming Owerri, a city with hotels and clubs..No job, no factory, high rent, oloshos everywhere .
Only d car park extension is 300mil
PoliticsRe: Dave Umahi: IPOB Can’t Stop Buhari From Coming To Ebonyi by simonsayz: 6:36am On Dec 13, 2021
Investigative:
But we can disgrace him like imo visit
That’s why uzodinmma is abducting and killing Igbo youths till now
The disgrace was much
Sorry which disgracehuh Una too make mouth make una shut up go lie down for bush
EducationRe: Dowen College Parents’ Forum Reacts To Online Campaign To Withdraw Children From by simonsayz: 7:37pm On Dec 07, 2021
So every reform takes liveshuh

ijustdey:
Dowen College Parents’ Forum Reacts To Online Campaign To Withdraw Children From School Over Sylvester's Death



http://saharareporters.com/2021/12/07/exclusive-dowen-college-parents%E2%80%99-forum-reacts-online-campaign-withdraw-children-school
Christianity EtcRe: My Neighbor Said I'm An Occult Member, Because Of This... by simonsayz: 11:42pm On Dec 01, 2021
Haaaa….guy man don love up
JackDaAlienz:
We have been together since Secondary school this will make it 4 years together. We dey quarrel and fight like normal couples do. So no think am like that
Christianity EtcRe: How Can I Pay My Tithe Without Going To Church? by simonsayz: 9:42am On Nov 28, 2021
I dey church like dis and Pastor na my friend so send d money i get cash…i go put an for offering box I go mention ur name as I dey put an….
Frenzy01:
I'm at a crossroad. I feel like I should start taking responsibilities by paying my tithes from the little I have now but the problem is I'm not a church type. It's been over 2 years that I last went to a church cos of some personal reasons and convictions.

Now, how do I take care of my responsibilities as a Christian(I still see myself as a Christian, just that some of the things been done in the church today doesn't sit well with me).
How do I pay my tithe without going to churchhuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Different Dates Of Birth On IPPIS And BVN. Any Salary Payment Problem ? by simonsayz: 9:35pm On Nov 21, 2021
neoclassical:
Please house, if the date of birth on someone's BVN is different from the one he used during IPPIS capturing, as a new employee, will it affect his salary payment ?
When den dey do ippis verification dis year where u dey?
Car TalkRe: How Can I Get Rid Of Rats In My Car Engine? by simonsayz: 2:56pm On Oct 23, 2021
Na Bayelsa dis kind thing dey happen…Big rats for that matter …
Jst try fumigate d compound with rodenticides…it will help for some months��
PoliticsRe: Explosion Rocks Calabar, Army Claims Responsibility by simonsayz: 7:44pm On Oct 15, 2021
You cannot inform me of your intention the same day you intend to carry out your intention…
Science/TechnologyRe: Archaeologists Discover 2,700-Year-Old Luxury Toilet Used In Jerusalem (Photo) by simonsayz: 9:36pm On Oct 06, 2021
Make dem test the toilet for sheet too���
CareerRe: What Digital Skill Can I Learn? by simonsayz: 6:28am On Jul 10, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Programming sure you die Ogbeni...or big data analysis for customer behaviour

But last last last you go still turn to bomber and keyboard warrior..


Picture 1:Na so I take start Ogbeni....programming....but as hungry beat me die


Ogbeni put me for bombing line na
Na im I turn to bomber and key board warrior ..

Picture 2: after hungry don maga me..my real niggeeees advise me make I leave programming...then I start to dey bomb, smoke weed and drink my beer..

The life of a real niggarrr....
BusinessRe: See What I Found In My Kolo In Just A Month (pictures ) by simonsayz: 9:38am On Jul 02, 2021
People urgent 2k na u gather so oo...
PoliticsRe: "BAKASSI BOYS" Return To Awka, Anambra State (Video) by simonsayz: 8:39pm On Jun 16, 2021
You no see say naija no gree move forward?
PoliticsRe: 1 Dead, 7 "Unknown Gunmen" Captured In Imo by simonsayz: 10:50am On Jun 06, 2021
Known gun men searching for the unknown gunmen
PoliticsRe: FG Set To Go Ahead With $1.5 Billion Refinery Revamp Despite Criticisms by simonsayz: 12:08pm On Mar 20, 2021
Its just another avenue to looth more money
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu: Six Super Tucano aircraft to arrive in Nigeria By July by simonsayz: 11:14pm On Mar 18, 2021
am sure dey rented it to snap...dey will return it later
PoliticsRe: Why Do Women Always Take Part In Decorating Military Officers With New Ranks? by simonsayz: 4:17pm On Mar 05, 2021
the female is the wife of the officer being decorated
PoliticsRe: Kano Traffic Agency, Hisbah Arrest Police Officer For Buying Beer. by simonsayz: 8:00pm On Feb 04, 2021
[If u look am well u go see say d police man na Ibo man oo...den just dey oppress for dis state
HealthRe: Soldier Goes Haywire After Smoking Colorado (Video, Photos) by simonsayz: 6:10am On Nov 04, 2020
some of us can't even think well again....if dis soldier is a regular smoker will he act like dis?
more so we shud not jeopardize peoples career be cos of social media 'likes and shares'.
instead of thinking of solutions mumu bois dey hala .....hauwa hauwa dey video instead of seeking help....make we no dey rush post things, I sure say na beg den beg d soldier guy to dey with den based on 1 or 2... but see nw den don cast d guy. mtchew
FamilyRe: HELP! My Brother Is Too Dull by simonsayz: 7:48am On May 30, 2020
Give him weed... 2 seconds e go sharp
TravelRe: Pictures From Owerri Bicycle Street Ride (photo) by simonsayz: 5:27am On May 18, 2020
No social distancing...���
CareerRe: Minimum Wage: How Much Was Added To Your Salary In December 2019? by simonsayz: 6:06am On Jan 05, 2020
its possible me nko i be level 4 officer and na 2k den add to my salary.




Afamed:
You are not been truthful to yourself
Car TalkRe: What Is The Highest Speed You Have Ever Hit While Driving Or Riding? by simonsayz: 7:45am On Nov 14, 2019
naijadrivablog:
We have heard a random man brag that he has hit 180km/hr when travelling from Abuja to Port Harcourt. On these bad roads?
With
no regard for safety and human life?

Mine is 120km/h on Port Harcourt - Umuahia Road (many years ago, the road is bad now).
I was running late to a wedding.

What's the highest speed you have ever hit? Be it during car/bike race or expressway driving, tell us.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRcOXTzfUGc
Toyota Sequoia v8 240 end of spedometer , end of speedometer of Toyota seinna.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention One Thing Nobody Taught You How To Do But You Can Do It Very Well?? by simonsayz: 9:22pm On Oct 23, 2019
Hamachi:
Mention one thing nobody taught you how to do but you can do it very well??

CROCHETING
Sucking boobs sorry breast.... i learn am after birth till now i dey do am wellaaaa. grin grin grin
CareerRe: Minimum Wage: Is The New Agreed Percentages For Basic PayOr Net Salary? by simonsayz: 5:40pm On Oct 19, 2019
Dsourcee:
MINIMIN WAGE:

GL7:23.2%; 30,000× 23.2÷100=N6,900

GL8:20%; 30,000× 20%÷100=N6,000

GL9:19%; 30,000× 19%÷100=N5,700

GL10-14:26%; 30,000× 16%÷100=N4,800

GL 15-17:14%; .30,000× 14%÷100=N4,200

Add it to what ever you earn, that's your new Salary.
#MinimumWage
#Labour
What about people like me wey dey below level 7 what percentage increase will we experience?

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