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Literature › Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by SimpleBea(m): 5:31pm On Apr 12, 2016

Do you care if i join you?

SANDOSKI:
Lovely...... Keep it up........

*Spreads__mat__under__a__cashew__tree*

Politics › Re: Photos Of Charles Oputa, CharlyBoy, In Hospital by SimpleBea(m): 6:23pm On Apr 11, 2016

Second time of coming across your name here. Wishing you a quick recovery!

Crime › Re: Pirates abduct six Turkish crew off Nigeria coast – Navy by SimpleBea(m): 6:22pm On Apr 11, 2016

I cant wait to join the Navy.

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Literature › Re: AFRICA (a poem) by SimpleBea(op): 2:29pm On Apr 10, 2016

mackhunter77:
*3rd line ..... you differ

*4th line .... with a warm sun

*7th line ... shall always be savoured

*9th line ... who have sojourned and wandered

*10th line ... with your warm sun

*14th line ... you linger

There u have it

modified.

Literature › Re: AFRICA (a poem) by SimpleBea(op): 10:49pm On Apr 09, 2016

mackhunter77:
still needs some grammatical fixes....but Salif Krita still gets me grooving anytime anyplace

hmm! In which area?

Literature › Re: AFRICA (a poem) by SimpleBea(op): 10:46pm On Apr 09, 2016

MrPoet:
That's a nice poem. More ink to your pen.

fankz sir

Literature › AFRICA (a poem) by SimpleBea(op): 10:32pm On Apr 09, 2016*

Oh! Africa,
My darling sweet continent,
You differ from all other continent,
With warm sun you welcome your visitors,
Cold weather shows your flawless skills,
Even,if i wander afar off,
Your smiling face shall always be savoured by me,
Remember all the sons and daughters of the land,
Who have sojourned and wandered afar off,
Welcome them with your warm sun and cold weather,
Not with the hot sun and harsh weather,
Those who remember they originate from you,
Oh! Africa,
You linger in my heart forever.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy Postpones Recruitment As 300, 000 Apply For 3, 000 Slots by SimpleBea(m): 2:26pm On Apr 07, 2016

Aint on BBM, but you can mail me with any information you have. Abidemiprof@gmail.com

Thanks in advance.

Abimbola29:
if you are writing navy exam add me up 334F6837 na for your own good o

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy Postpones Recruitment As 300, 000 Apply For 3, 000 Slots by SimpleBea(m): 2:24pm On Apr 07, 2016

Do you also apply for the application.

Chascop:
I'll join Navy

Nairaland General › Re: Your Nigerian Navy Dssc Past Questions And Answers by SimpleBea(m): 2:17pm On Apr 07, 2016

Pls, can you mail the past questions to my email address. Abidemiprof@gmail.com

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid: El Clasico (1 - 2) On 2nd April 2016 by SimpleBea(m): 9:29pm On Apr 02, 2016

Do you feel am?

coded01:
Arsenal fan still vexing...

No matter how many thread you open on top Barca matter... Na still beating opponents go chop...

Madrid come n collect...

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Literature › Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by SimpleBea(m): 10:51am On Apr 02, 2016

Fanks guy.

Mainland:
Welcome

following

Literature › Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by SimpleBea(m): 10:53pm On Apr 01, 2016

I am here

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Romance › Re: Guys/ladies, What Are Those Silly Things You Have Done Because Of Love? by SimpleBea(op): 9:18am On Mar 30, 2016

Were you forced?

engrtee:
Mouth Action

Romance › Re: Guys/ladies, What Are Those Silly Things You Have Done Because Of Love? by SimpleBea(op): 9:17am On Mar 30, 2016

Hihio ho ha hi. *laughin in cantokenese*

Prowizy2:
I was still in secondary school then, she lost her transport fare I gave her mine and trekked home a very long distance!

Romance › Re: Guys/ladies, What Are Those Silly Things You Have Done Because Of Love? by SimpleBea(op): 9:05am On Mar 30, 2016

Aish!!

spill:
I denied myself night sleep just to call her by 12:30am.

Ahhhhh this is silly right?

Romance › Guys/ladies, What Are Those Silly Things You Have Done Because Of Love? by SimpleBea(op): 8:54am On Mar 30, 2016

What are those silly things you have done to impress a guy or a lady?. i could remember when i was young, i ate up a satchet of paracetamol just to impress a girl. I felt so silly afterwards.

Crime › Re: See What A Teacher Allegedly Did To A Boy After Beating Him. Graphic Photos by SimpleBea(m): 1:42pm On Mar 29, 2016

If you had siad this earlier, no one would have called you a tribalist. Instead, you speak with so much sarcasm in your voice.

new2020:
This is the problem with someone of you Yorubas...someone is pointing out areas in your culture that needs improvement, you come out with your arrogance. Only if you knew what it feels like having a grown yoruba friend cry every morning he looks at the mirror to see his mutilated face...that's my college roomate called Oluwasegun. This was in Ontario in 1999. White women will run whenever they saw him, kids will yell...very frightening! He couldn't stand the shame of telling people(whites) that his parents did this to him, so we concocted an intelligent lie that he was mauled by a Tiger in Africa when he was a toddler. Many whites actually believed this and till this day we joke about it. Guess what?I stood with him as a friend until we graduated. For those of you calling me a tribalist.

Crime › Re: See What A Teacher Allegedly Did To A Boy After Beating Him. Graphic Photos by SimpleBea(m): 7:10am On Mar 29, 2016

You must be from b-east

new2020:
What's the difference between the PAIN from back inflicted marks and the mutilated facial marks? The teacher must had been encouraged to inflict the back marks from seeing the mutilated facial marks inflicted by the parents. Both the teacher and the parents should be arrested and sent to Ekwulobia prison in Anambra...where they will be taught how to be civilized in this 21st century!

YORUBA...DO AWAY WITH THE FACIAL MARKS. THIS IS 21ST CENTURY...GOSH!

Romance › Re: Girls Ever Been Embarrassed Visiting A Guy? Share Your Experiences by SimpleBea(m): 2:01pm On Mar 28, 2016

Hmm...

cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

Nairaland General › Re: She Doesn't Ever Apologise Should I Quit The Relationship???? by SimpleBea(m): 8:48am On Mar 28, 2016

Hmmm

Entertainment › Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by SimpleBea(m): 11:54pm On Mar 27, 2016

Huh huh hah hah laughin in cantokonese

mmsen:
I have to confess, I've done that a few times.
Not all the way through.

Entertainment › Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by SimpleBea(m): 8:31pm On Mar 27, 2016

The sleepers. This people sleep through out the movies

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Business › Re: How Much Is Petrol Selling For In Your Area? by SimpleBea(m): 2:33pm On Mar 27, 2016

150 in oyo town

Events › Re: Lady Dancing With A Man At Burial Ceremony. See Photos by SimpleBea(m): 9:44pm On Mar 26, 2016

Nigerian girls

thekingisback:
That's someone's potential mother. When I tell you guys that Nigerian girls are useless you guys are quick to come for my head. Have you seen it now?

Crime › Re: How A Woman Get Scammed By Fraudsters by SimpleBea(op): 7:03pm On Mar 26, 2016

Whether cheap or expensive, scam na scam

goodmorning40:
That is a cheap scamq

Travel › Re: Jelili Atiku Dresses As A Masquerade In Israel To A Dinner As People Stare -Pics by SimpleBea(m): 6:49pm On Mar 25, 2016

Our generations had gone mad again

Phones › Re: Memory Cards (SD) Not Detected On Mobile Phones Solved by SimpleBea(m): 6:07pm On Mar 25, 2016

08122914775

Musquare12:
Drop ur num 2 b added 2 d Nigerian army aspirant whaTsapp grp 4 prospective dssc, ssc, navy, airforce, nd regular combatants aspirants.

Crime › How A Woman Get Scammed By Fraudsters by SimpleBea(op): 5:57pm On Mar 25, 2016

I was in one of my brother's shop, when a woman came in receiving calls. The woman requested a #500 mtn recharge card, she told us that we should help her send the card to the unknown number calling her. She said the number asked her to wait for her at any shop selling recharge cards. We oblige and send the recharge cards to the unknown number.
After a few minutes, the number called again that we should another one to him. The woman told us not to send the card because she didn't know the identity of the caller.
We were forced to asked if the woman knew the caller, but she said the voice resemble that of her elder brother. She explained further that the caller said he had hit a police officer with his car and he didn't want the police to know he had some money on him. The caller then said he his coming to give her the money.
At that point, we all know that she had been scammed. But, the woman insisted the voice resembled that of her brother. She keep on waiting for her anontmous brother.
After waiting for a long time, the woman eventually took her leave.
Meanwhile, having sensed that their victim had discovered their evil deeds, the scammers didn't call again and switch off their mobile.

Please take note;
Any strange or unknown number calling you demanding for airtime or material possession should be rejected and neglected.

Lalasticlala rocktation

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