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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Hurklan(m): 8:05pm On Apr 01, 2016
Nice one bro... Next plz ?
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 9:54pm On Apr 01, 2016
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You are all Welcome

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by SimpleBea(m): 10:53pm On Apr 01, 2016
I am here
TzIphekitan:
chingylingy1 , OloriAbefe Cestmoi1 Nickymezor , Marcela04, drexel39 , Thobilobah, icym241 , edobor108 , kaysolo726, SimpleBea , bekuechukwu, Willhill, saraphina Pelelicious , fattyshaams , Asco9ty5, TzIphekitan, TheNathan Slendercutie, mubarakyoung, TiffanyJ Princeleval , cutediva87, ekydel09 Abbeyunique2
Report here
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by AlienStar: 11:28pm On Apr 01, 2016
*catwalks in*

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 10:11am On Apr 02, 2016
SimpleBea:
I am here

Welcome
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 10:12am On Apr 02, 2016
AlienStar:
*catwalks in*
Good, have a seat plz
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 10:14am On Apr 02, 2016
Hurklan:
Nice one bro... Next plz ?

That's life, you criticised me when the story started, Neva knew you were still following.
Am sorry am not so good at writing, am a Scientist, am just trying
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by SimpleBea(m): 10:51am On Apr 02, 2016
Fanks guy.
Mainland:

Welcome
following
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 11:08am On Apr 02, 2016
Oyin93:

n stop derailing the thread,aproko

Lol. So angry u quoted urself and even called urself aproko grin

Anyway i like slim girls.... And we are maaaany who do.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 11:21am On Apr 02, 2016
gcode123:


Lol. So angry u quoted urself and even called urself aproko grin

Anyway i like slim girls.... And we are maaaany who do.

Stop picking on her, tz nt funny
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 11:26am On Apr 02, 2016
gcode123:

Lol. So angry u quoted urself and even called urself aproko grin
Anyway i like slim girls.... And we are maaaany who do.
lol
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nickymezor(f): 12:11pm On Apr 02, 2016
TzIphekitan:
chingylingy1
, OloriAbefe
Cestmoi1
Nickymezor
, Marcela04, drexel39
, Thobilobah, icym241
, edobor108
, kaysolo726, SimpleBea
, bekuechukwu, Willhill, saraphina
Pelelicious
, fattyshaams
, Asco9ty5, TzIphekitan, TheNathan
Slendercutie, mubarakyoung, TiffanyJ
Princeleval
, cutediva87, ekydel09 Abbeyunique2

Report here
I'm rite here...
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 12:38pm On Apr 02, 2016
Nickymezor:
I'm rite here...

U wlc
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nickymezor(f): 1:05pm On Apr 02, 2016
Mainland:


U wlc
Thank u!

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by hezsquirt(m): 1:34pm On Apr 02, 2016
oya continue.....I dey wait
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Ollyfad(f): 6:34pm On Apr 02, 2016
uhmmm....... frank comment bro....dis is one of d worst story presentation av had d misfortune of reading and i only took d pains to read tru bcus u gave me a mention and i will tell u y i said dat.
first, d work is totally not edited. u don't type widout editing ur typed work...no one does dat.
second, m avin a hard tym dcidin if its prose or drama.
third, ur use of d pidgin english does not even as much as portray a good grab of d language. bliv dat bcus i spend 90% of my talking tym speaking pidgin....in fact except m angry, i dont seem to be able to communicate in english.
at d beginning of ur work u gave d excuse of being a science student and to me dats no excuse. let me limit dis to nairaland....av read really great stories written by science students. bcus u av made ur passion for writing known by not jst taking d big step of putting pen to paper (sumtin av neva done) and going fuda to update regularly, i wuld give u dis piece of advise..... u cant b a writer if u are not a reader. u can only write after u must av read and even done sum research on wat u want to write and how u want to ryt. i wuld suggest sum authors wit peculiar rytin style on nairaland especially those dat ryt from d first person point of view. read authors lyk larrysun, princesa, kayemjay, frank317, repogirl, mazi omenuko and most especially, d author of african nerd....redmosquito. he also wrote in pidgin and english and he is a trained doctor in case u r wondering how he culd b so gud. u can also read flow stories too especially ibo boy wey like yoruba. it will really hlp u in improving ur writing skill i.e if u r serious abt writing. i hope ur next update will be beta constructed and articulate bcus i cwiuzly bliv ryt now, all u r doing is murdering wat suld av been a really great and adventurous story wit bad presentation.
N.B: i hope u will take dis criticism as fair enof and improve on ur writing skill for ur own gud, ur story's gud and d gud of ur audience. especially if u want literature lovers and not story by d moonlight lovers to take u cwiuzly. keep up d courage bro.....every wole soyinka or chinua achebe have a beginning story to tell

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 7:47pm On Apr 02, 2016
Thanks simplest truth

Ollyfad:
uhmmm....... frank comment bro....dis is one of d worst story presentation av had d misfortune of reading and i only took d pains to read tru bcus u gave me a mention and i will tell u y i said dat.
first, d work is totally not edited. u don't type widout editing ur typed work...no one does dat.
second, m avin a hard tym dcidin if its prose or drama.
third, ur use of d pidgin english does not even as much as portray a good grab of d language. bliv dat bcus i spend 90% of my talking tym speaking pidgin....in fact except m angry, i dont seem to be able to communicate in english.
at d beginning of ur work u gave d excuse of being a science student and to me dats no excuse. let me limit dis to nairaland....av read really great stories written by science students. bcus u av made ur passion for writing known by not jst taking d big step of putting pen to paper (sumtin av neva done) and going fuda to update regularly, i wuld give u dis piece of advise..... u cant b a writer if u are not a reader. u can only write after u must av read and even done sum research on wat u want to write and how u want to ryt. i wuld suggest sum authors wit peculiar rytin style on nairaland especially those dat ryt from d first person point of view. read authors lyk larrysun, princesa, kayemjay, frank317, repogirl, mazi omenuko and most especially, d author of african nerd....redmosquito. he also wrote in pidgin and english and he is a trained doctor in case u r wondering how he culd b so gud. u can also read flow stories too especially ibo boy wey like yoruba. it will really hlp u in improving ur writing skill i.e if u r serious abt writing. i hope ur next update will be beta constructed and articulate bcus i cwiuzly bliv ryt now, all u r doing is murdering wat suld av been a really great and adventurous story wit bad presentation.
N.B: i hope u will take dis criticism as fair enof and improve on ur writing skill for ur own gud, ur story's gud and d gud of ur audience. especially if u want literature lovers and not story by d moonlight lovers to take u cwiuzly. keep up d courage bro.....every wole soyinka or chinua achebe have a beginning story to tell

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Hurklan(m): 8:49pm On Apr 02, 2016
Mainland:


That's life, you criticised me when the story started, Neva knew you were still following.
Am sorry am not so good at writing, am a Scientist, am just trying
u mean, i criticised u ? Mabinu, baba oko mi

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 4:52am On Apr 03, 2016
The next session of episodes would continue by monday, trying to be more professional with the writing, was actually just writing with an "I don't kia" attitude, probably because I was just writing this in the name of Fun initialy, but now taking this serious, previous parts would be reconstructed and by Monday the story would continue, observing " the sabbath day" today.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by gbame(m): 4:00pm On Apr 03, 2016
O'boy I dey gbadun your gist. You no need any special blending

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by emyblinkx(m): 4:08pm On Apr 03, 2016
what is vs
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 5:04pm On Apr 03, 2016
emyblinkx:
what is vs

Vs means valedictory service
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 6:03pm On Apr 03, 2016
Part 17 posted on my site already would drop it here later tonight
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 7:28pm On Apr 03, 2016
Part 17

We got to the Alfa’s house around 6pm. Krissh insisted I stayed outside while he goes in before me, to prepare the Alfa about my parol.
He came out back to call me in.
We met the Alfa on his mat with him counting beads and saying somethings that weren’t audible to my hearing.

Me : Good evening sir

Alfa : Welcome boy, your friend had told me about your situation, I know the normal thing to do, but firstly I have to confirm, if it’s compartible with your destiny

Me : [must be o] it would be sir, my destiny is flexible sir

Alfa : take this [he hands over the set of beads he was counting to me], with your left hand and say your wish into it.

I did that sharply

Me : have done so sir [handling it back to him]

He receives it and said so words in arabic.

Alfa : your destiny supports it

I and krissh exchanged handshake

Alfa : Now this is what you have to do, you will bring your laptop here for me to do some prayers on it, and you would be spraying guniea corn and sokoto beans outside your compound every morning for the birds to feed on. After three days you can come back and pick your laptop but remember you have to engage yourself in lots of charities.

Me : No problem sir, I would do exactly as you have said, infact I would go and bring my laptop here immediately.

Alfa : Young boy, don’t be in too much haste to be wealthy

Krissh : he isn’t sir, his just being to anxious ni

I headed out of there straight leaving krissh behind, so has to Pick Up my laptop and return asap . In my haste I decided not to go home for my own system because I felt it was too far, so I went to G.R.A to pick up the system of bro ola that I left there. Took it and went back to the Alfa’s place.

Me : sir the is it [hands it over to him]

Krissh : see how you are sweating like a goat

Me : mind your business mister

Krissh : it has gotten to that level hun, now I should mind my business after showing you the way

Me : oh boy leave trash for lawma

Alfa : OK boy, you can leave and come back in the next three days, remember to do the needful

Me : sure sir

I and krissh left there, I was feeling fufilled already, mehn this Alfa sure die!

To be continued

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 9:31am On Apr 04, 2016
Part 18

Day after day I waited anxiously, the three days were like three years to me. I just can't wait to be rich!
I wished I could have a time remote, so I could fast forward the present day to the next three days.

While waiting I was mapping out plans, things I would do when the money has arrived. Firstly i knew my parents would be inquisitive of my wealth, so I planned on packing out but what would be my excuse, I mapped out a lie that have found a job with 7up and they gave me an apartment in the company. My parents bought the idea anyways, but am OK with that, I can't eventually tell them am a YY guy.

Next on my plan, I decided I would move in with bosun and krissh pending the time I would have gathered enough money to be living alone. Am sure they would glady allow me to live with them.

I also planned on asking "my crush" out. I knew from experience as an e-dater that when a guy has money the rest is little, the girl would give an instant yes.
I also planned on getting a rangey, but could manage an evil spirit pending the moment I would have enough doe to purchase a rangey.

The long awaited day arrived, I woked up 5 a.m on dot. It was like my body was programmed to wake at that moment.
I remembered the last time I woke up around five were during my secondary school days.



I checked my mails sharply, and there was nothing new. I had a quick bath and dressed to head out.
I called krissh countlessly but he wasn't picking up so I decided to go alone to the Alfa's place.

Got to Alfa's compound saw a woman by the well but ignored her and aimed for the door.

Woman : bros come back here, where are u going to?

Me : good morning, am here to see Alfa

Woman : [clapping her hands] like you didn't see me here before you headed for the door, anyways Alfa isn't around.

Me : where has he gone to MA?

Woman : what's your relationship with him

Me : business oriented ma

Woman : have you called him?

Me : I don't have his number MA.

Woman : Okay, am his Wife, Alfa has gone to the Mosque for early morning prayers. He would be back soon.

Me : OK ma, can I go in to wait for him?

Woman : No mister, I don't allow strangers with your type of story to come, who knows if you are telling a lie.
If you want to wait, you are free to wait outside the gate


Mehn this woman is too mean. I just retraced my steps out of the premises and headed for G.R.A.
Called krissh again along the line, he was yet to pick up, i guessed he his yet to wake, so I decided to call bosun thereafter and the call pulled through.

Me : Hello bosun, good morning

B.B : oh boy, you dreamt of me?, how come you calling me this early

Me : forget that jur, am almost at your house, have been Calling krissh since, he wasn't picking up.

B.B : ooops he must have over slept due to the match he had overnight, the moaning of the girl involved was also disturbing to me hearing,since the girl's ringtone was that high, I guess krissh must have done it with all his strength.

Me : shio cassanova oshi. I pray girls won't kill him.

Got to there place in no time, lo and behold I still met krissh sleeping beside his olosho.


To be continued

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by odifyz(m): 4:32pm On Apr 04, 2016
nice 1 guy...pls keep it coming
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 7:04pm On Apr 04, 2016
[STORY] THE LIFE OF A YAHOO BOY PART 18


Part 19

At last the bastard woke up around 10 a.m, we then went to the Alfa's house together. We met Alfa on the matter when we got there.

Me : Good day sir, I did check On you earlier but you weren't back from Mosque yet

Alfa : oh Yeah my wife told me, well now is the right time [we had our sit and he hands over my system to me] take it, all the process have ended.

Me : OK sir, is that all

Alfa : that's all, you can start making your money, don't forget to ffo the needful, mind you what I just did for you can only be done for a person once in his lifetime, so don't misuse it.

I settled the Alfa with 7k,
With joy I ran out and headed to G. R. A. Couldn't wait to start my hustle.

Immediately I got there, sat down, swtiched on the Pc, connected my modem, logged into my various accounts.

The first I checked was my legit facebook account, legit as in not for scamming but i have white ladies I dated there, it waa my normal facebook account.

Saw one message, clicked it.
It was Mrs wellingthon message I saw.
Mrs wellingthon was a Single mother I met on one of those sites I can't remember, she posted on her status then that she's interested in black dudes, that's how I added her on my fb, one thing led to another and we started e-dating, I do bill her ocassionally but she never oblige.

The message I saw was about her asking where have been that I didn't login for a while, pointing out she missed me.

I was about replying when I noticed the green color in front of her name, so she's even online, I replied her and we started chatting, it got to a point our Chats took a new dimension, the chats goes thus :

Miss wellingthon [I call her miss well for typing sake]
Miss well : can you make it to U.K this summer?

Me : If that's a joke you had better stop it

Miss well : am serious, can you?

Me : I wish i could but am financially broke

Miss well : No problem dear, I would bear the expenses

Me : are you for real?

Miss well : Yeah that's not to much to do for you

Me : Okay and hope your kids won't mind?

Miss well : I raised them well, they ain't raiscist, send me your details I would transfer to your account before the end of the day.

Me : how much are you transfering?

Miss well : not telling! I want it to be shock to you when you get the alert

Shio mugu like I would ever go and meet her, lo and behold she sent the money, it was really above my expectation, that was my first huge payment.

Through it that week mehn my maye's really responded in terms of money. I was like "where were they all this while.?

To be continued

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by gbame(m): 7:19pm On Apr 04, 2016
Good update bro. Enjoying the yarns
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 7:25pm On Apr 04, 2016
gbame:
Good update bro. Enjoying the yarns

Tnks
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 1:50pm On Apr 05, 2016
Part 20

I packed my things , and started living with bosun and krissh. I was making my doe steadily neither did theirs stop. So we were the (YMCMB) young money cash money bank of our hood.

We rode posh cars, dated frosh babes,I was getting very socially inclined thanks to those two guys, I made a lot of friends and my physical rapour with girls improved.

I hardly had time with the mayes anylonger, I just dedicate 3hours to them out of 24hrs in a day. I do runs only for thos 3hours. More money kept boozing in my account.
The remain hours of the day, I do spend it clubbing, watching movies, flexing with babes.
Mehn Life Is Good! God purnish poverty.

One a certain day I got a call from bro ola, I then remember have neglected the bro all this while, wealth really does get into someone's head. Its the fifth month after my first huge payment already.

Me : hello surest bros

Bro ola : you are high! You forgot me all this while not even a call hun

Me : bros no vex jawe, just been to busy

Bro ola : busy doing what o ?

Me : hustling nani bro, are you back ?

Bro ola : yeah ofcourse I landed yesterday, and that begs the reason am calling you

Me : what that bro ?

Bro ola : I heard you are the one reigning now

Me : ah bro , reign ke, hustle sure pass

Bro ola : anyhow , I need my pc now, gat to start hustling at least you don blow now, you should have bought yours


#gbam, it's happening, it was on his system I did the richness parol on, if I give him back the system, then I'd be saying good by to wealth, nope ain,t gonna do that, I quickly framed up a lie.

Me : egbon the pc has gone back to where it came from oh

Bro ola : what do you mean ?

Me : it got spoilt and it was un repairable so I sold it in scrabs to the engineer involved.

Bro ola : oh boy , you dey craze sha, you sold off my pc with our my permission

Me : bro no vex, I thought you would have gotten another, I would get you a new one then bros

Bro ola : now you want to start lashing your wealth on my face abi ?

Me : bro don't see it as such, am just paying for what I spoiled

Bro ola : no qualms, where do you live now, coz have checked you up at your place and they said you ain't living there any more.

Me : Around GRA bro, I would text you the description.

Bro ola : okay I would visit you by tomorrow evening
(Hangs up)


Hmmmn thanked my stars , my brain was working sharply, he bought the lie


To be continued

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by odifyz(m): 2:23pm On Apr 05, 2016
nice 1 bro..shey dix na tru lif story ni?

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