₦airaland Forum

A definition of a failed state.

UncleKoboko:
Mumu
Let them pick nau and let's see who will suffer the most casualties.

Na dem full every because their home is
DISUNITED
UNORGANIZED
UNDEVELOPED
UNCOMFORTABLE TO LIVE
POOR ETC.

They are the real nomadic tribe yet na dem dey buga the most in their hypocrisies.

Chest beaters and fake developers

if you don't know what to say just view the thread and f*** of what da f***

lolz....and some are killing themselves in East, Nigeria don tire Nigerian

SlyDev:
Are you ipob?

what is your difinition of an ipob?

SlyDev:
You enjoy talking about blood, ipob extremist

nah.... it's just too easy to obey instructions than to loss your skulls to skullminners

SlyDev:
Lol let ipob deal with you wel wel

awww....I obeyed their order when I was in East last time. very easy just site at home on Monday, but in Yoruba land......hmmm... you'd be scared if your skulls will follow you see tomorrow.

SlyDev:
Stay in your land, no one want you here, the number of Yoruba in SE is not upto 5,000

and you think I'm in yoruba land....nah think again ma skulls reject mining by fire by thunder....oh! finally you agree there's Yoruba in South East...... okay even if it's just one the person is still yourba case close.

SlyDev:
Where? Anambra where they sit at home for a criminal convict Yoruba will not go where their life is not secured

leave nairaland and travel small, that Anambra is even more peaceful than most south west region, I'm always scared of visiting Yoruba land because of skull mining, Anambra own is for you to just obey sit at home you're good to go.

SlyDev:
I'm talking of Yoruba here, you are always invading Yoruba political space. The southern need to be careful when dealing with igbos. PH is not Igboland, how many Yoruba are in SE?

there's nothing like yourba political space, and also PH is not a Yoruba land, in my little stay in Anambra I also saw lot of yorubas too.

SlyDev:
You have been invading our political space, still to your business and we are good

political in which aspect, Islam should have there own country and practice what ever they like, like wise any senseble southerners.

and before you say invading, take a trip to porthacout and see the positions Yoruba occupy there.

SlyDev:
I'm talking about Igbo, Yoruba Muslim practice a peaceful Islam, Yoruba Christian practice a peaceful Christianity.

I'm worried Igbo and fulani are bringing hardcore religion extremism to Yorubaland.

maybe you should worry about your brother's
in Islam, the Hausa and Fulani. because most Igbo in Yoruba land are for business not religion.

SlyDev:
I'm worried many Yoruba are not aware, they are using religion to deceive my brothers.

they'll woke up late last last, Islam is like cancer.

4 to 5 times actually......the last one will certainly not forget me in hurry, dami!....told her straight up I can't date her because she likes money too much.......still on my whatapp contact viewing ma status like monitoring spirit, wanna turn the table now but she's got abroad base boyfriend.

remember years ago, I was sitting with a particular lady like most of you here would assume spiritual spouse is not only for fair lady, it's doesn't have anything with you colour because this particular lady is even average in height and not even fair at all, a mad man came from no where to beg for money and it's seems she knew the man,she went in to get money for this man, the man was just looking at me somehow and was laughing somehow aslo .

and before you know it he ask is she your wife, maybe he meant my girlfriend I said no he smiled again and said don't near her o! what is after her he brings his hands together will not let you move forward if you do, so avoid her , me self shock, because I wanted to also make a move on her before..when the lady came out with 200h to give him, he started praying for her and after that he told her to by some stuff and drop at bustop.... spiritual spouse are very jealous that's why it's quite difficult to appears them.

GoodIsGod:
A Seria-Leonian girl who has been eyeing me at Church and had started getting close one day during a night vigil outside the church building suddenly pulled me closer and stole a kiss. I was surprised. I didn't fight her but since that day I was using style to stay away from her.
One day without asking her questions she came over to me and said "Bro. So and so, do you know I am from the sea?" I was shocked. I said how do you mean and she replied even my mum too.
Really, I was not all that surprised because sometimes she looks neat and pretty and at a times she would look horrible and you'd wonder why. With those words from her, I gradually increased the gap I gave her.

But I never told anyone her secret. I kept it to myself and myself alone.


These other incident happened to a friend. Trust me this is a true story. The person is my close pal.
To all atheists. This is real.
Don't mind typo errors please.

He was coming from Portharcourt to Ibadan. He boarded a car with a lady. He started chatting with girl and was buying things for the girl all the way. Food, perf and body cream.
Instead of going to Ibadan straight, he headed to Lagos with the girl . He eventually convinced the lady they should lodge at a hotel till the following day since it was already evening. The lady agreed.

They got a room and after a while they went to buy Suya and drinks as dinner. The hotel guy gave them a plate and forks. They ate and before they slept, the lady said she wanted to shower so she entered the bathroom. My guy too told the her that he wanted to ask the hotel manager something so he left the room. He actually went to keep his money with the manager because he didn't trust the girl.

By the time he came back upstairs the lady had finished bathing and was on bed. My guy entered the bathroom too and took a bath. He came back and ask the babe they should have sex and she said she was tired and doesn't have interest. My guy talked and talked even begged. Babe no gree. Na so he applied force.
The lady withdrew and suddenly rolled off bed and landed hard on the floor. She remained stiff and my guy ran to her picked her up and her eyes had turned like as if she was dead. My guy called her so tey no response. Na so he ran downstairs go call manager.
They both rushed upstairs and met her same way he left her.
They both carried her on the bed. And the manager told my guy he should not panic that they will find solution in the morning. So he left. And my guy could not sleep he was already shedding tears and he sat on the bed praying.
Suddenly the lady rose up with the loudest noise roaring like a lion. Her eyes turned wild and the hair on her head stood up in strands.
My guy said he didn't know that as loud as the noise was he was the only who heard it. He got to know that later.

He stood up and ran to the plate and picked a fork and he was shouting Jesus save me, Jesus save me.

He said girl laughed and said He will not save you because this is not what He sent you. Then he started begging the girl.
Then, she said you claim you are not married. Whose child are they doing the naming next tomorrow.
My guy said it is mine. I am sorry.

He said she said again "you went to give money to the man downstairs. Do you think I am thief? My guy said "I am sorry you are right.

She now said "you are very lucky because you have been good to me on the way from Portharcourt. I would have taught you a lesson."
Next time a woman says no to sex you don't force her okay?
My guy said okay.
Then she said I forgive you, you can go to sleep.

My guy thanked her but stayed awake all night.

In the morning my guy went to collect the money and gave her some but she rejected it but rather she asked him to make a request and that she would grant it.
My guy was afraid and said she should not worry
Then she left him and never took along all the things he bought for her on their way coming.

This is a true story.
My guy would tell it all the time and never miss a line.

ah!........what did I just read, well I too don't use to believe there's ghost, until I come across one on a very close encounter.

ok

but why his nose resemble black man own nah

oyimbo or what ever he calls him is a very big suspect and should be arrested asap.....but don't be suprise if he is been used by those you expect to arrest him.

leave blame game, things are really getting out of hand in South East, and I hope it doesn't get worse after general election which doesn't seems like it going in fevor of the eastern region.

the earlier the better , if they can kill their own and cut off private part in that manner they can equally do worst to others, the leaders from the east and the federal government should not make the mistake that got us to where bokoharam is today,
because a boko haram in North and another one in Eastern will automatically end Nigeria fast than you can imagine.. just my own two cents anyway.

Kinematics:
The way Ibo guys were parading this wells on Nairaland, claiming it belongs to Imo bla blabla I begin to wonder

I think I'll coming up with a new moniker igbodefender , because the way you guys tackle Igbo on nairaland makes it look like you in particular have any share in this oil

things are really getting out of hand in the east and I hope it's doesn't get worse after presidential election of which doesn't seem like it's going to the eastern region.

that means ipob should better target one top gun in Aso rock and kidnap in exchange of kanu... simple

and you use it huh? dam it's could be punched you know, o ya go do test ASAP

ok

may God not allow us settle with temple runs girls, because almost all are so these days.

lolz.....try this in Nigeria you may not get any presidential candidate.

lolzzzz......wish it's true

it's not easy to see 90year in this current Nigeria where one of the current presidential candidate that looks 120yr is claiming 67yrs

at 17

ok....let me when know they enter Aso rock

lolzzz.....and she's the faithful actress huh?