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Politics / Re: Factional ‘fresh PDP’ Collapses, Fuse Into PDP by simplemach(m): 10:27pm On Jan 20, 2018
Please in which party is Donald Duke?

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Politics / Re: Buhari: Got Only 198,000 Votes From South-east, Yet They Have 4 Senior Ministers by simplemach(m): 10:44pm On Jan 19, 2018
Now that's the Sh*thole President talking

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Celebrities / Re: Umarudeen Kayode Bailed, Released After 7 Days In Kirikiri Prison (Video) by simplemach(m): 10:41pm On Jan 19, 2018
Davido should just compensate him with one fresh sexdoll

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Celebrities / Re: Man Begs E-Money For N5000 To Eat On Instagram. He Replies by simplemach(m): 9:58pm On Jan 19, 2018
People rubbishing themselves publicly

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Crime / Re: 6 Dead Bodies Of Fulanis Killed In Taraba Discovered By Security (Graphic Pics) by simplemach(m): 9:14pm On Jan 19, 2018
I only wish there won't be a retaliation, but alas, their grand patron is in charge...

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Politics / Re: Northern Governors Beg Ortom Not To Abandon Forum Over Benue Killings by simplemach(m): 8:57pm On Jan 19, 2018
No, they should tell him to implement sharia law

Rubbish

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Politics / Re: Hadiza Bala Usman And President Buhari All Smiles (Photo) by simplemach(m): 8:49pm On Jan 19, 2018
Keep smiling while people keep dyeing under your watch.
Continue telling people to accommodate your warriors their countrymen

Sh*thole President of a sh*thole country

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Politics / Re: Cabals Appointing Incompetent People In Buhari’s Government – Senator Misau by simplemach(m): 9:59pm On Jan 18, 2018
What do you need more competent people for in a sh*t hole?
Politics / Re: Sani Daura Appointed As New Northern Elders Forum Chairman by simplemach(m): 7:54pm On Jan 18, 2018
VonTrapp:
Daura again? Daura du.llard is president, another daura is head of cabal, another daura is DSS boss. Na 4-2-3-1 formation this daura united fc dey play o
Just wait for a Daura Federal Capital Territory

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Politics / Re: Sani Daura Appointed As New Northern Elders Forum Chairman by simplemach(m): 7:49pm On Jan 18, 2018
Now watch the kind of guts with which the fulani brethren, will act henceforth. They now have the backing of Aso Rock, the Military, the Northern Elders Forum, and Arewa youth Forum.
The wanted terrorists now are the rest of Nigerians.

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 8-Month Pregnant Woman In Ekiti by simplemach(m): 4:33pm On Jan 18, 2018
Gobe
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Nairalander Breaks The Internet As She Bcomes Chatered Accountant @22 by simplemach(m): 4:31pm On Jan 18, 2018
Did you say Pretty?

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Air Force Drone Hits Boko Haram Terrorists Target In Sambisa Forest. by simplemach(m): 9:09pm On Jan 17, 2018
After like 15 boko haram attacks

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kills Four In Another Fresh Attack In Nassaraw by simplemach(m): 8:44pm On Jan 17, 2018
If I were Bubu, the fulani grand patron, by now, I should have been ashamed of myself
Crime / Fulani Herdsmen Kills Four In Another Fresh Attack In Nassaraw by simplemach(m): 8:43pm On Jan 17, 2018
NEWSFulani herdsmen strike in Nasarawa, kill fourPublished on January 17, 2018 By Ameh Comrade Godwin

At least four persons were killed in a renewed attack on Uhime and Angyo communities at Dooka in Doma Local Government Area of Nasarawa State by armed men suspected to be herdsmen.

A resident of the area, John Tyojembe, who escaped death by the whiskers, told newsmen in Lafia, the state capital, that herdsmen invaded the communities in the early hours of Tuesday, shooting sporadically.

Tyojembe said that apart from those killed, the herdsmen destroyed many houses and foodstuff.

He said survivors, mostly women and children, fled to Kadarko and Doma as well as Benue State.

Tyojembe called on both the Federal Government and the state government to end the persistent attacks on his people and provide lasting peace between farmers and herdsmen.

The state Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), DSP Idirisu Kennedy, could not be reached for

http://dailypost.ng/2018/01/17/fulani-herdsmen-strike-nasarawa-kill-four/.
Phones / Re: See The Leagoo S9 The Iphone X Clone Full Specification And Review. by simplemach(m): 8:12pm On Jan 17, 2018
That everybody might have a feel of the iPhone X
Nairaland / General / Re: Mitro Rice That Was Launched In Ogun State Is A Big Scam. (pix) by simplemach(m): 8:05pm On Jan 17, 2018
Lols, scam scam scam
Just funny sha
Sports / Re: Enyimba FC Replies Chelsea Fans Who Mentioned Their Handle On Twitter - Epic by simplemach(m): 12:06pm On Jan 17, 2018
I like that reply, it's high time we started believing in ourselves.

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Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo To Speak On Economy At Harvard Today by simplemach(m): 10:52am On Jan 16, 2018
What will he say there

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Politics / Re: Aregbesola At 2018 Armed Forces Remembrance Celebration In Osun (Photos) by simplemach(m): 7:07pm On Jan 15, 2018
Him dey share money
Business / Re: Breaking: Nigeria Stock Market Hits 9year High As Investors Gain N1.7tr In 8days by simplemach(m): 7:19am On Jan 12, 2018
Did it affect me in my street?

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Car Talk / Re: Turkmenistan President Bans All Black Cars From Country’s Capital by simplemach(m): 7:18am On Jan 12, 2018
Laws everywhere
Romance / Re: Lady Shares Photos Of Her Butt Transformation. See 2011 Vs 2017 Photos by simplemach(m): 10:47am On Jan 09, 2018
Only God know wetin dem full inside that sh*t box like that.

Maybe self na used rags dem squeeze put inside.
Politics / Re: Electricity Supply To Improve As NNPC Restores Escravos Gas Pipeline by simplemach(m): 7:32am On Jan 09, 2018
dahmie2013:
Thank God!
What are you thinking God for, this new lie?


Didn't they say they were generating 7000MW before, ir have they added another 5000MW with this new lie?
Phones / Re: How Well Did Camon CX Fare In Nigerian Markets? by simplemach(m): 7:23am On Jan 09, 2018
The market no move joor, so them want bring camon cm
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ghana Bars Recruits Over Stretch Marks And Bleached Skin by simplemach(m): 7:22am On Jan 09, 2018
Abi Ghana want join kenya ni
Business / Re: Flour Mills To Open Application For N39.9b Rights Issue by simplemach(m): 7:21am On Jan 09, 2018
I pray it's not another scam
Education / Re: University Ratings Over The Years Are Fake, Says NUC by simplemach(m): 7:11am On Jan 09, 2018
The only thing I believe in this country now is the one that happen in my presence.

Jeez, lies everywhere......


I won't be surprised to wake up one day and be told that the sun that has been shining for the past two years is fake

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Car Talk / Re: Byton Unveils 323mile 5g-enabled Electric SUV With 50 Inch Dashboard Touchscreen by simplemach(m): 7:09am On Jan 09, 2018
For Yusuf and his father, the corruption fighters.
Lemme comman be going

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Politics / Re: Kogi Will Deliver More Votes Than Katsina For Buhari– Yahaya Bello Endorses PMB by simplemach(m): 9:02pm On Jan 08, 2018
Each time I remember this set of people, I can't help but weep for my dear country

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Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Wows In Yellow Bikini (Photo) by simplemach(m): 8:58pm On Jan 08, 2018
Davido actually had baby with this one? Ooh! Maybe he was just drunk the day it happened

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Crime / Re: Wife Of Don Wanny, The Cultist And Kidnapper (Photos) by simplemach(m): 7:59pm On Jan 08, 2018
olasaad:


You mean Gov. Wike?

Probably, since he is the commander in chief

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